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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.1.12
- Christina Aguilera’s The Voice of World Hunger Now. Christina Aguilera.
- John Goodman As Colonel Sanders Isn’t Helping
- Katie Holmes Has No Idea What To Do With Herself
- Snoop Dogg Is ‘Snoop Lion’ Now. No, Really.
- Reese Witherspoon’s Pregnant Belly Shelters Robert Pattinson So The Healing Can Begin
- Dakota Fanning’s 18. I Should Probably Say That First.
- Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 8.1.12 Posted: 01 Aug 2012 02:00 PM PDT        Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed, filling your Hump Day hole with random celeb buffoonery and ‘Who’s that?’ boobies. Today we’ve got Courtney Love either going method as Bradley Cooper‘s understudy or drugs, Pamela Anderson who either really loves that song or drugs, Chloe Sevigny pacing around in front of this job site until Read More ...  |
| Christina Aguilera’s The Voice of World Hunger Now. Christina Aguilera. Posted: 01 Aug 2012 12:58 PM PDT        Presumably after never once looking at her, Yum! Brands has named Christina Aguilera as “the voice” – That happened. – of their World Hunger Relief Effort. Because if there’s one thing starving children want to see, it’s fat waddling on a woman’s face from experiencing the daily luxury of being able to eat her feelings Read More ...  |
| John Goodman As Colonel Sanders Isn’t Helping Posted: 01 Aug 2012 12:12 PM PDT  In case you missed the calm, rational discussion I started on Facebook pointing out all the Godly, salt-of-the-earth white bigots swarming my local Chick-fil-A this morning to tell faggots to keep their jazz hands off their marriage, today is “National Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day” because apparently Mike Huckabee can just declare holidays now. Anyway, in response, Read More ...  |
| Katie Holmes Has No Idea What To Do With Herself Posted: 01 Aug 2012 11:28 AM PDT        With Tom Cruise whisking Suri Cruise off to Disney World so he can secretly set her to ‘Matricide’ inside Space Mountain and his team of bodyguards no longer surrounding Katie Holmes so she doesn’t speak, think or come in contact with Thetan-contaminated surfaces, here she is yesterday with a shitload of free time on our Read More ...  |
| Snoop Dogg Is ‘Snoop Lion’ Now. No, Really. Posted: 01 Aug 2012 10:06 AM PDT  Yesterday, when I first caught wind of this Snoop Lion business, I wrote it off as Snoop Dogg saying a bunch of crazy shit because his body’s 80% hemp now. So allow me to change that to, Holy fuck he’s actually serious, plus all that stuff I said about hemp. Anyway, here’s Snoop announcing he’s Read More ...  |
| Reese Witherspoon’s Pregnant Belly Shelters Robert Pattinson So The Healing Can Begin Posted: 01 Aug 2012 07:46 AM PDT        Reese Witherspoon might be pregnant, but that doesn’t mean she’s entirely useless. Just mostly. So here’s Us Weekly confirming that Robert Pattinson has taking refuge at her ranch because injecting more famous people into a perfect storm of celebrity gossip will really make shit die down quicker. I’m amazed we’re still talking about it: The Read More ...  |
| Dakota Fanning’s 18. I Should Probably Say That First. Posted: 01 Aug 2012 07:30 AM PDT        So remember when Dakota Fanning was Sean Penn‘s adorable little daughter in I Am Sam? Well, here’s her panties! AWWWWW YeeaeeAAAHHhhhh! (There was no way this wasn’t going to come off creepy, so let’s pretend I made it fresh and exciting. “Like a non-stop rollercoaster ride of thrills,” maybe you could say.) Photos: INFdaily, Pacific Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Candice Swanepoel, And Other News Posted: 01 Aug 2012 06:45 AM PDT        - First Time Chivettes - Mariah Carey has never looked in a mirror has she? - Olympics or Gay Porn? It’s hard to tell sometimes. - Karl Lagerfeld hates Pippa Middleton now. - Sophia Bush in Daisy Dukes. - What happened to Cuba Gooding Jr.‘s career? He’s probably been Read More ...  |
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