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- BEST OF 2012: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Fell Out While Filming ‘Liz & Dick.’ Of Course.
- This Post Was About Kate Winslet Getting Married, Then This Happened
- BEST OF 2012: Milla Jovovich Went Commando
- Jennifer Aniston Is Rich, Therefore Bikini-Clad For Christmas
- Kevin Federline’s Brother Claims He’s The Real Father of Sean Preston
- BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt
- And Rihanna & Chris Brown Are F*cking Again
- Good Morning, Stephanie Seymour Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit, And Other News
| BEST OF 2012: Lindsay Lohan’s Breasts Fell Out While Filming ‘Liz & Dick.’ Of Course. Posted: 27 Dec 2012 01:00 PM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| This Post Was About Kate Winslet Getting Married, Then This Happened Posted: 27 Dec 2012 11:45 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Kate Winslet secretly wed something called ‘Ned Rocknroll’ earlier this month, so let’s all go ahead and assume that’s just a hairdoll made from Leonardo DiCaprio‘s beard trimmings and move on to a much more pressing matter. That pic up there. Yep, that’s Jessica Simpson‘s husband, Eric Johnson, gazing at his Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Milla Jovovich Went Commando Posted: 27 Dec 2012 11:00 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Aniston Is Rich, Therefore Bikini-Clad For Christmas Posted: 27 Dec 2012 09:45 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy It’s a rich tradition amongst the wealthy and the soulless, heavenly-bodied models who exchange sex with them for a life of luxury to jet off to a tropical locale for Christmas. Fortunately for black-hearted, granny fetish perverts like myself us, Jennifer Aniston is no exception to this rule, so consider this Read More ...  |
| Kevin Federline’s Brother Claims He’s The Real Father of Sean Preston Posted: 27 Dec 2012 09:06 AM PST        “If Stawbucks won’t put whipt cream on mama’s puppy, McDonald’s will!” Kevin Federline is the case study in man gold-digging, so it only makes sense his brother Christopher grew tired of working for a living and wants in on the Britney Spears‘ gravy train now. Except unlike a true Federline he’s still under 300 lbs Read More ...  |
| BEST OF 2012: Leighton Meester’s Butt Posted: 27 Dec 2012 08:05 AM PST        Greetings, exalted one. Allow me to introduce myself. I am The Superficial Writer, Jedi Knight and friend to Captain Photo Boy Solo. (He withheld sex until I wrote that.) I know that you are powerful, mighty reader, and that your anger with us not posting must be equally powerful. As a token of my goodwill, Read More ...  |
| And Rihanna & Chris Brown Are F*cking Again Posted: 27 Dec 2012 07:15 AM PST        Earlier in the month, Chris Brown got over the novelty of proving Rihanna would totally bang him again and bounced her to the curb to get back with Karrueche Tran, who in his defense, probably can’t afford a personal karate instructor. Rihanna then went on a Twitter screed about how awesome it is being single Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Stephanie Seymour Spilling Out of Her Swimsuit, And Other News Posted: 27 Dec 2012 06:07 AM PST        - Gwyneth Paltrow celebrated the winter solstice in the colonies? How positively dreadful. - Christmas was only two days ago. These boobs are still relevant. - Tom Cruise found another 26-year-old willing to pretend he has sex with her in exchange for money and fame? In America? I don’t believe it. Read More ...  |
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