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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12
- So, What, Frankie Muniz Can Only Have ‘Mini-Strokes’ Because He’s A Midget? That’s Racist
- Gee, I Wonder Why Courtney Stodden Got Sent To Celebrate The King Of Thailand’s Birthday?
- Holly Madison & Kate Middleton Are Totes Twins
- Kate Upton In A Bikini Will Make It All Better
- Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back?
- It’s Not Lindsay Lohan’s Fault She Owes Money To The IRS, You Guys
- It’s The ‘Man Of Steel’ Poster And Other News
The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 12.4.12 Posted: 04 Dec 2012 12:30 PM PST Not Pictured: Chris Brown‘s penis as a straw. (It’s the only logical progression.) Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where you get treated to not just one, but three shots from something called James Argent’s Charity TOWIE Live Show event which I’m just going to casually assume is some sort of British hooker prom. Read More ... |
So, What, Frankie Muniz Can Only Have ‘Mini-Strokes’ Because He’s A Midget? That’s Racist Posted: 04 Dec 2012 12:15 PM PST I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this was herpes’ fault. Herpes made this happen. Call it a hunch. TMZ reports: Sources close to Frankie tell TMZ, the 26-year-old was taken to an Arizona ER on Friday when friends noticed he was “acting really weird” — having trouble speaking and understanding words — Read More ... |
Gee, I Wonder Why Courtney Stodden Got Sent To Celebrate The King Of Thailand’s Birthday? Posted: 04 Dec 2012 11:30 AM PST Posted by Photo Boy Over the weekend The King of Thailand celebrated his 85th birthday at The Muay Thai Championship Fights in Playa Vista, CA. As per American tradition, we used our collective cultural knowledge of Thailand — based entirely on negative television and movie stereotypes Read More ... |
Holly Madison & Kate Middleton Are Totes Twins Posted: 04 Dec 2012 10:36 AM PST After the world learned yesterday that her Royal Naked Majesty Kate Middleton was not only pregnant but hospitalized with morning sickness (Something in all my years of covering celebrity pregnancies I’ve never seen happen before or even knew was a thing. Then again I know next to nothing about the female anatomy. Wanna talk about Read More ... |
Kate Upton In A Bikini Will Make It All Better Posted: 04 Dec 2012 09:20 AM PST So to make up for that Ke$ha business which we’ll never speak of again – never speak of again – here’s Kate Upton in a video photo shoot for Vogue Germany where she’s either in a bikini, walking around with her shirt wide open or getting hosed down in a pool while topless because I Read More ... |
Am I Looking At Ke$ha From The Front Or Back? Posted: 04 Dec 2012 07:59 AM PST “Umm.. front? No, that can’t be right. Dammit.” – Every gynecologist looking at this Photos: GettyRead More ... |
It’s Not Lindsay Lohan’s Fault She Owes Money To The IRS, You Guys Posted: 04 Dec 2012 07:13 AM PST Lindsay Lohan‘s bank accounts were seized yesterday by the IRS, so naturally here comes the part where she blames everyone else despite constantly floating Dina‘s mortgage and demanding to be paid in cash for her endorsement deals and, uh, other “side jobs” so she can hide the money from her management team who will probably Read More ... |
It’s The ‘Man Of Steel’ Poster And Other News Posted: 04 Dec 2012 06:31 AM PST - Yoga Pants as far as the eye can see… - Megan Fox already looks fantastic, has a “pretend face.” - The other day I posted a link about Adam Levine being a whiny primadonna. This almost made me feel bad about that. Almost. - 26 Things Rihanna Didn’t Apologize For Read More ... |
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