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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.3.13
- The Kim Kardashian/Paparazzi Truce Has Ended. Begin The Ass Wars!
- Julianne Hough: ‘I Was Abused As A Child’
- Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Working’ On New Year’s Eve And I’m Not Talking About Acting
- Jessica Alba In A Bikini: A Superficial Reminder to Jessica Simpson
- The Exact Moment Gwyneth Paltrow Killed Whatever Street Cred Jay-Z Had Left And Other News
- Breasts. Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Will Keep The Local Systems In Line.
- Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Want Her Baby To Be A Reality Star, Here’s Why That’s Bullshit
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.3.13 Posted: 03 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which is a little light, presumably because most of the paparazzi took a day to mourn the loss of a brother who died in pursuit of the noblest of causes: A photo of Bieber’s new bangs or something. Anyway, we still managed to scrounge up some random bikini Read More ...  |
| The Kim Kardashian/Paparazzi Truce Has Ended. Begin The Ass Wars! Posted: 03 Jan 2013 11:45 AM PST        For the record, I really am trying to limit the amount of Kim Kardashian posts on here even though you people have repeatedly demonstrated you’ll click the shit out of anything that has to do with her giant butt, so really I just wasted both our time with this sentence. Anyway, what you’re witnessing here Read More ...  |
| Julianne Hough: ‘I Was Abused As A Child’ Posted: 03 Jan 2013 10:32 AM PST        I, uh, I did something bad here, didn’t I? Next post? Next post. Photo: Fame, Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Was ‘Working’ On New Year’s Eve And I’m Not Talking About Acting Posted: 03 Jan 2013 09:30 AM PST        Stop me if you heard this one before: A wealthy man paid Lindsay Lohan to put his penis in her mouth. NY Daily News reports: She collected at least $100,000 to celebrate with Brunei’s Haji Abdul Azim. Known worldwide as Prince Azim, he throws some of the wildest, most lavish bashes ever, topped off with Read More ...  |
| Jessica Alba In A Bikini: A Superficial Reminder to Jessica Simpson Posted: 03 Jan 2013 08:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy Exactly one year ago today, Jessica Simpson tweeted this weight loss goal in which she aspired to look like Jessica Alba “after baby.” With that kind of vague phrasing paired with a brand new reason to eat chocolate covered chicken wings for breakfast another pregnancy, it seems like now could be Read More ...  |
| The Exact Moment Gwyneth Paltrow Killed Whatever Street Cred Jay-Z Had Left And Other News Posted: 03 Jan 2013 06:21 AM PST  - Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t have her head up her ass about acting, is truly the Anti-KStew. - Katie Holmes, always the beard, never the bride. Except that one time with the alien beams and psychic clone-baby. - In defense of one-piece bathing suits. - Britney Spears is getting a $150,000 makeover Read More ...  |
| Breasts. Sofia Vergara’s Breasts Will Keep The Local Systems In Line. Posted: 03 Jan 2013 06:01 AM PST        Yesterday, word got out that Sofia Vergara‘s fiance Nick Loeb attacked her at a Miami nightclub on New Year’s Eve resulting in security bouncing him the fuck out. So, of course, the two of them called every photo agency in town yesterday and strolled down to the beach to pretend to be a loving couple Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Doesn’t Want Her Baby To Be A Reality Star, Here’s Why That’s Bullshit Posted: 03 Jan 2013 06:00 AM PST        Time and time again, Kim Kardashian‘s fans have proven they’re gullible morons who would believe Bruce is still a live human being if she spoonfed it to them, so of course she tried to pretend she didn’t want Kanye West to announce she was pregnant, and of course she’s already saying things like her child Read More ...  |
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