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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.29.13
- Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Definitely, 100% Broke Up This Time (Maybe)
- Tom Cruise & David Beckham Played It Real Cool At Last Night’s Kings Game
- Please Stop Thrusting At Britain, Jennifer Lopez
- Heather Graham’s In A Bikini
- Katy Perry (Probably) Broke Up Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart
- Victoria’s Secret Put Kate Upton In Their New Catalog Without Telling Her
- Good Morning, Nikki Leigh In A Bikini Trying To Sell Me Condoms, And Other News
The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 5.29.13 Posted: 29 May 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed which is a little light, but does include the greatest picture of Vin Diesel posing shirtless with a leopard that will ever be taken. I can just imagine his gruff timbre delivering gold like “I ain’t scared of wild pussy,” or “Don’t you know fur is murder?” to Read More ... |
Miley Cyrus & Liam Hemsworth Definitely, 100% Broke Up This Time (Maybe) Posted: 29 May 2013 12:15 PM PDT According to Us Weekly, Liam Hemsworth finally listened to this brothers Thor and.. Loki(?) by kicking Miley Cyrus to the curb and calling off the wedding. Apparently his whole family hates her which is surprising considering she gets high all the time and flashes people her ass between episodes of Honey Boo Boo. That’s almost Read More ... |
Tom Cruise & David Beckham Played It Real Cool At Last Night’s Kings Game Posted: 29 May 2013 11:30 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy Like all celebrities do during playoffs, Tom Cruise and David Beckham pretended to be huge fans of the sport and showed up for some awesome seats at last night’s Kings v. Sharks game. Knowing next to nothing about sports, even I know nobody gives a shit about hockey. This certainly applies Read More ... |
Please Stop Thrusting At Britain, Jennifer Lopez Posted: 29 May 2013 10:25 AM PDT I’ve always assumed England was our better when it came to the female body considering their newspapers have boobies in them while ours are 90% about bake sales lest the elderly stroke out and there goes their entire subscription base. Anyway, Jennifer Lopez performed on Britain’s Got Talent last night where, judging by these tweets, Read More ... |
Posted: 29 May 2013 08:50 AM PDT Heather Graham and the cast of The Hangover III were in Rio yesterday where apparently at one point Heather was like, “Hey, we should go down to the beach,” and Ken Jeong was like, “Ooh, I’ll come!” then spent the whole time telling Heather his wife had cancer and just wants him to “be happy.” Read More ... |
Katy Perry (Probably) Broke Up Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Posted: 29 May 2013 08:12 AM PDT “You’ll never let a director lick your pussy, right?” “Whatsha pushy?” We went down this road before the last time Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson broke up because she let the director of Snow White and The Huntsman lick her emotionless vagina in the backseat of a car, but Lainey Gossip has some diligent reporting Read More ... |
Victoria’s Secret Put Kate Upton In Their New Catalog Without Telling Her Posted: 29 May 2013 07:08 AM PDT Here’s the back cover from the new Victoria’s Secret catalog that’s been going around making everyone think they signed Kate Upton after absolutely trashing her last year. Turns out they just went ahead and used old photos of her without telling her and thought that would go over well. Page Six reports: The VS photos Read More ... |
Good Morning, Nikki Leigh In A Bikini Trying To Sell Me Condoms, And Other News Posted: 29 May 2013 06:16 AM PDT - Leonardo DiCaprio is literally plowing through the Victoria’s Secret catalog. - Courtney Love and Amanda Bynes share a moment. - Have you seen these women? Uh, one of them is John Connor’s mother. Yes, that… - Tori Spelling‘s bikini fell off if that’s something you want to look at. Read More ... |
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