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- Charles Ramsey Is Your New Internet Hero
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.6.13
- Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence
- Lindsay Lohan Hardly Ever Gets Drunk or Does Drugs, You Guys, Honest
- Teen Mom Farrah’s ‘Sex Tape’ Has A Trailer Because It’s A Porno She Purposefully Made For Money
- Chris Brown Can’t Be ‘Wife-ing’ Every Chick That Takes Him Back After He Almost Kills Her
- The Superficial Counter-Argument To Miley Cyrus Being #1 On The Maxim HOT 100
- We Need To Pay More Attention To Lindsay Arnold And Other News
| Charles Ramsey Is Your New Internet Hero Posted: 06 May 2013 08:49 PM PDT True story. Just a few hours ago, after watching some tattooed rockabilly moron let his kids climb a tree dangling over a busy street which reminded me of Kai the Homeless Hitchhiking Hatchet Hero and how short of a life-span these Internet sensations have in our post-Antoine Dodson world. But then I forgot all that Read More ...  This posting includes an audio/video/photo media file: Download Now |
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.6.13 Posted: 06 May 2013 02:00 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, where you’re going to notice a few tweaks in its format. First, we’re ditching the random boobs. Well, mostly. Second, we’re going for more of a ‘Best Of’ approach by giving you only what we thought were the most comment-worthy shots. You guys constantly deliver gold and it’s Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lopez In A Swimsuit Causes Gang Violence Posted: 06 May 2013 12:29 PM PDT Okay, so I really don’t have anything to back that headline up except for these swimsuit photos of Jennifer Lopez filming a music video in Miami and a TMZ report that she had to be secured in her trailer after gunshots were heard. For all we know, it could’ve just been Lou Dobbs protecting the Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Hardly Ever Gets Drunk or Does Drugs, You Guys, Honest Posted: 06 May 2013 11:43 AM PDT If you haven’t heard by now, Lindsay Lohan did a print interview with Piers Morgan for The Daily Mail – And to her credit, she still managed to come of completely full of shit without even seeing her face. – so you have the option to check out the highlights after the jump or click Read More ...  |
| Teen Mom Farrah’s ‘Sex Tape’ Has A Trailer Because It’s A Porno She Purposefully Made For Money Posted: 06 May 2013 09:51 AM PDT While I was on vacation last week, Teen Mom star Farrah Abraham signed a deal with Vivid to release her sex tape, and by signed a deal I mean they all pretended she got paid a million dollars for a professional porno she already got paid for acting in as a porn star. So if Read More ...  |
| Chris Brown Can’t Be ‘Wife-ing’ Every Chick That Takes Him Back After He Almost Kills Her Posted: 06 May 2013 08:29 AM PDT In an interview with Australia’s The Kyle and Jackie Show, Chris Brown confirms that he broke up with Rihanna because he can’t be “wife-ing” somebody that young. Apparently he doesn’t know you can still punch women after you marry them? Who the fuck knows? Via E! News: “Imma do it solo,” Brown continued. “I mean, Read More ...  |
| The Superficial Counter-Argument To Miley Cyrus Being #1 On The Maxim HOT 100 Posted: 06 May 2013 07:21 AM PDT You oughta know, Maxim. You oughta know. Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ...  |
| We Need To Pay More Attention To Lindsay Arnold And Other News Posted: 06 May 2013 06:52 AM PDT - Lindsay Lohan will apparently defy court orders for a quick payout. - Denise Richards has custody of all of Charlie Sheen‘s kids now. - 82 Pics of Girls With Future Lower Back Problems is one way to start your week. - Here’s Ryan Gosling getting the giggles. You’re welcome, ladies. Read More ...  |
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