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- Tom Cruise was “roasted” by the Friar’s Club, but no one said anything bad about him
- Is Miley Cyrus already fooling around on Liam Hemsworth while she’s in Miami?
- Emma Stone covers Vogue’s July issue (a preview): gorgeous & perfect?
- Were Johnny Depp & Amber Heard hooking up this whole time?
- Chris Brown & Drake got into a fist-fight at a NYC club, Chris had to get stitches
- Jennifer Aniston & Justin go out to eat in Paris, Aniston has a salad & a Diet Coke
- Entertainment Weekly’s 1st look at Renesmee of ‘Breaking Dawn’: perfect?
- Jessica Simpson wore stretchy work-out pants & everyone freaked out
- Julianne Hough on her virginity & fear of dating “powerful” Ryan Seacrest
- Eva Mendes wants to marry Ryan, and Eva’s now BFFs with Ryan Gosling’s mom
| Tom Cruise was “roasted” by the Friar’s Club, but no one said anything bad about him Posted: 14 Jun 2012 09:02 AM PDT Tom Cruise is still filming scenes for Oblivion at the foot of the Empire State Building, and I just couldn’t resist posting this photo of Tom gazing up at the building with a look on his face that just says, “Damn it, these lifts aren’t quite tall enough….” Naturally, Cruise is such an obsessive multi-tasker that he’s not only shooting a movie in NYC this week but also coasting through various promotional duties for Rock of Ages, and he’s now strategically revealed that he and Katie are not really trying for another baby. In fact, Tom says he’s happy to be the father of three children, and it sounds like a definite declaration that he’s not looking to have another at all, right?
[From People] Seriouslly, I give Tom a hard time most of the time, but I do think it’s sweet that Tom acknowledges not only that one child is enough for Katie and himself but that three children are enough for him. The fact that he’s paying lip service to Connor and Isabella scores at least a point or two and makes them seem a little less … neglected. Meanwhile, I find it slightly hilarious (and a little bit disgusting) that the NYPD was fawning over Tom yesterday as he shot his Oblivion scenes. I would think that police officers could be a little less visibly giddy while standing next to a movie star. Oh well. After filming wrapped for the day, Tom was off to the Friar’s Club with Suri in tow, and you can see some photos of Suri wearing a princessy dress at the event here. The odd thing about this Friar’s dinner is that it wasn’t a traditional “roast” in the sense that people got up and made some good-natured but slightly tacky jokes about Tom. Nope. There was no joking about Tom to be had at all last night. Instead, the Friars Club was “honoring” Tom with an Entertainment Icon Award, and everyone who got up to speak only proceeded to relentlessly kiss his ass. Strange, right?
[From Vanity Fair] You know, I’d hate to think that Tom’s camp orchestrated this entire event and told the Friars to “honor” him instead of “roasting” him because if it’s a roast, that’s the entire point — to affectionately poke fun at the subject in question. But does this mean that Tom can’t even handle that sort of joking about himself? Tom also seems very sensitive about Katie not attending the dinner either, but maybe he was just warding off more questions about why Katie’s been conveniently away at work lately while he promotes his movie. I can’t say I blame him for being defensive about that. Photos courtesy of WENN          |
| Is Miley Cyrus already fooling around on Liam Hemsworth while she’s in Miami? Posted: 14 Jun 2012 08:46 AM PDT Miley Cyrus JUST got engaged two weeks ago and she's already dropping trou and getting damp with a male "friend" in Miami. Liam Hemsworth is still in New Orleans, by the way – Liam is filming a movie there, and has been for weeks. Miley flew to NOLA after the engagement news came out, and I really thought she was going to stay there for a while during Liam's film schedule. But apparently not – she jetted off to Miami with her "friend" Cheyne Thomas. And these are photos of Cheyne (that name!!) and Miley in a hotel pool. Cheyne is described as Miley's "former assistant". And if you told me that the boy was her gay BFF, I would be inclined to believe you, but anything goes with Miley, so who knows?
[From The New York Daily News] Don't you love a teenager's epic melodrama? Like, Miley met Liam when she was 16 or 17 years old. So before she met him, she thought she was "going to die alone!" AT 17!!!! Everything is so EPIC at that age. Anyway, I don't see any funny business going on with Miley and Cheyne, so I'm guessing they're just chilling out and having a vacay. SCANDAL. PS… I'm jelly of Miley's tight body. I need to start doing Pilates. I’m also growing increasingly jelly of Miley’s lifestyle. I wish I was in a pool right now. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet.    |
| Emma Stone covers Vogue’s July issue (a preview): gorgeous & perfect? Posted: 14 Jun 2012 08:03 AM PDT I think Anna Wintour is doing a better job of putting the Vulcan death grip on people who leak the covers of Vogue, because usually we don't get this far into the month without seeing the following month's Vogue cover. But here you go – EMMA STONE!! Her first Vogue cover! Isn't it exciting? Isn't she incredibly deserving of a Vogue cover? Just think – Blake Lively has already had two covers. Jennifer Lawrence has had ZERO. So… it's always nice to see Vogue celebrating some fresh, young talent. You know I adore Emma – I think she's classy and beautiful and really one of the great hopes for the future of Hollywood. But I liked her better as a redhead. This blonde is too… something. Go back to the ginge, girl! But other than her hair, I really like this cover. I'm glad that they went with such a beautiful shot for the cover. I can’t wait to see the photo shoot. Incidentally, I heard this the other day – guess who Anna Wintour selected for The September Issue? LADY GAGA. Ugh. Why is Wintour so obsessed with Gaga? This will only be Gaga's second American Vogue cover, but it feels like she's already done it a half-dozen times. You know why? Because Gaga over-saturates the fashion-magazine market. Let her sit out a year, you know? Anyway, back to Emma. Here are some cute photos of Emma and her boyfriend Andrew Garfield arriving in Tokyo a few days ago, and at LAX last week. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Were Johnny Depp & Amber Heard hooking up this whole time? Posted: 14 Jun 2012 07:34 AM PDT Are Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis still together? Are they over? Are they sort of together and working it out for the kids? Have they both moved on to other partners? I really don't know the answers to any of those questions. People Magazine claimed months ago that Johnny and Vanessa were totally over, but Johnny said last month that the split rumors weren't true. Johnny and Vanessa are sometimes in the same city, but they do seem to be separated by geography most of the time this year. Plus, Johnny can't go a month without rumors spreading about his various, alleged hookups. Eva Green… Ashley Olsen… and Amber Heard. Personally, if Johnny was going to fool around I hoped it would be with Eva Green, who is a sexy bitch. But it really seems like Amber Heard is the one alleged mistress who is sticking around. The tabloids have been claiming off and on for months that Depp and Heard had an affair, and that they continue to see each other. Here's something recent:
Last month there were also rumors that Amber and Johnny had a hot Las Vegas hookup, and Amber was even photographed getting onto Johnny's private plane. I don't even know. My guess is that Amber is bisexual, not full-on lesbian, and that she and Johnny did have something going, on and off, no strong commitments. Of course, I also think Johnny is in the midst of a full-blown midlife crisis, so I'll believe pretty much anything. In the meantime, Johnny continues to film The Lone Ranger, which has gone incredibly over-budget and weeks behind schedule. You can read more about it here – it sounds like Johnny is having some issues. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.    |
| Chris Brown & Drake got into a fist-fight at a NYC club, Chris had to get stitches Posted: 14 Jun 2012 06:57 AM PDT Violence is never the answer. I do not promote violence (or I really, really try not to). But is it okay to laugh a little bit when some dumb punk-ass gets a well-deserved beatdown from a Canadian? You know you've pissed off a lot of people when it's a Canadian who gives you a whoopin'. (Note to Canadians: I’m just saying that you guys have an international reputation for being nice and non-aggressive.) Anyway, so it is with Chris Brown… I was actually thinking about writing something about the reports that Chris and Rihanna seem to be circling each other yet again. But this story is so much more interesting. Apparently, Chris and Canadian rapper Drake were in the same NYC nightclub last night. Chris sent some champagne to Drake, and Drake sent it back to Chris with a note about Rihanna. Rihanna and Drake have long been circling each other too – many hoped that Ri and Drake would end up together at some point. Anyway, once Drake sent the champers back, chaos ensued. And Chris got beat up by a Canadian:
You know what this reminds me of? I used to work for a man who did domestic violence counseling, and he told me that most of the time, the men who beat women will go out of their way to avoid confronting other men. Chris Brown is all "tough" when it comes to beating the crap out of his girlfriend (or a window), but when it comes to confronting another man, Chris gets his ass handed to him. True, it sounds like Drake was the aggressor and the instigator, and that makes me think less of him. It also sounds like Chris was ganged-up on by some dudes who were just waiting for any reason to kick his ass. Which I can't cosign, but I can chuckle. TMZ reports that the fight definitely took place, and that both Drake and Chris's entourages were involved. The NYPD arrived after the fight, but both Drake and Chris had left the club and no arrests were made. A few hours later, Chris tweeted “How u party wit rich n**** that hate? Lol… Throwing bottles like girls? #shameonya!.” And he tweeted a photo of his face (which had a piece missing) – but he deleted the tweets later. Photos courtesy of WENN, Chris's Twitter.    |
| Jennifer Aniston & Justin go out to eat in Paris, Aniston has a salad & a Diet Coke Posted: 14 Jun 2012 04:50 AM PDT More photos of Justin Theroux and Jennifer Aniston in Paris. It looks like they're settling in for a real romantic holiday/vacation. Maybe a little work with their pleasure? I wonder when the Paris premiere for Rock of Ages is scheduled? NO! Of course not. If anything, this is all early promotion for the SmartWater commercial that Justin is writing for his girlfriend. In these photos, like in the photos from earlier this week, Justin and Jen seem to be well-coordinated. Again, I like Jennifer's outfit, but I've got to ask a weird question: why are all of her pants looking so bunchy and uncomfortable in the crotch lately? Am I imagining that, or do all of her pants look like they're pinching her crotch-thigh area? Anyhoodle, JustJen has been enjoying the food and the atmosphere in Paris:
You go to Paris and eat a salad? No disrespect – I love a restaurant salad too (I can never get a Caesar salad to taste the same at home). But you're in Paris, you're with your hipster lover… drink some wine. Eat a pasta dish. Don’t order the same thing I get at Applebee’s. Meanwhile, Star Magazine claims this week that Jennifer and Justin flew to Paris "to spice up their sex life in a make-or-break attempt to save their relationship." Allegedly, they've been "miserable" lately and they're trying to "reignite their passion" after spending the past few months fighting about Justin's ex, Heidi Bivens, as well as fighting about babies and marriage. But! A "Theroux insider" (???) told Gossip Cop that the story is "nonsense" and "The trip has been planned for a while. It's called 'a summer vacation.'" Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.    |
| Entertainment Weekly’s 1st look at Renesmee of ‘Breaking Dawn’: perfect? Posted: 14 Jun 2012 04:45 AM PDT Entertainment Weekly has been graced with the very first look at the long-awaited Renesmee of Breaking Dawn – Part II fame. Of course, this highly anticipated character is the child of Bella Swan and Edward Cullen and is played by a young actress named Mackenzie Foy. Now EW has the big reveal of photos of the fledgling family and extension of the Cullen clan. Having read (and begrudgingly enjoyed) the books and watched (and moderately hated) the movies, I can safely say that — as far as physicality is concerned — the casting directors nailed this one. Here are some details from EW.com:
[From Us Weekly] Certainly, Mackenzie does resemble both of her onscreen parents … not that it matters, really. The Twilight movies are not exactly known for continuity as far as its actors’ physical appearances go (seriously, what is up with Esme’s morphing hair?), but it’s a nice little detail that Mackenzie looks like the perfect hybrid of Bella and Edward. Of course, there’s also the icky bit about Jacob falling in love with her as a baby. Er, imprinting. Whatever. Here are some of the posters that have already been released for Breaking Dawn 2. I have to admit to laughing when I spotted the first two in the theater last weekend. Photos courtesy of Entertainment Weekly and AllMoviePhoto         |
| Jessica Simpson wore stretchy work-out pants & everyone freaked out Posted: 14 Jun 2012 04:25 AM PDT The fact that I'm covering this "story" kind of pisses me off, but I have no one to blame but myself. I saw the photos of Jessica Simpson in stretchy yoga Capri pants two nights ago, but I said to myself, "No. I'm not going to cover it. Jessica deserves to be lovingly mocked by someone who adores her, but she doesn't deserve to be criticized and yelled at for wearing workout pants WHILE SHE'S WORKING OUT." But now everyone is covering it, so I might as well go off on a full-tilt RANT: don't make fun of Jessica. Please. Thank you. You can only see her from behind in the full-body shots, and God knows, being photographed from the back is not the ideal position for many, many women – including me. I don't want to know what I look like from behind, and I haven't even birthed out a baby. I think Jessica looks fine. She reportedly gained something like 80 pounds while pregnant, and considering she just gave birth on May 1st, I'm honestly surprised that she's standing upright, much less making all of these trips to the gym. I really don't think Jessica should be criticized for anything regarding these photos – she gained a lot of weight while pregnant, she's already working hard to take it off, and she's wearing stretchy pants for her gym trip. AND? I like the fact that we're witnessing a celebrity woman putting in the time and hard work of losing weight, as opposed to all of those celebrities who go back to their pre-pregnancy figures in three weeks' time. I relate to Jessica. So sue me. I just don't think Jess should be getting it coming and going, you know? You can't yell about how "fat" she is AND make fun of her for working out. I guess I should mention that Star Magazine (via Jezebel) claims that Jessica hasn't been fully committed to getting healthy. A source tells the mag that Jessica's "shelves are still stocked with potato chips, frozen pizzas and cookies.” Maybe that stuff is left over from her pregnancy, though? Also, Star claims that Eric Johnson is “getting turned off by her rolls of fat and triple chin." For God's sake. Photos courtesy of WENN, Pacific Coast News, Fame/Flynet.    |
| Julianne Hough on her virginity & fear of dating “powerful” Ryan Seacrest Posted: 14 Jun 2012 04:15 AM PDT Julianne Hough is still busily promoting Rock of Ages ahead of this weekend’s opening, and now the topic of discussion has inevitably come around to her dating relationship with Ryan Seacrest. This story has been forecasted by a 2008 declaration by Julianne of her own enduring virginity when she said, “[I]f you’re just with one person, it’s only for one good reason, and [waiting to have sex] will strengthen that relationship.” More power to her, really. If I had stayed a virgin until marriage, I think that life would be at least slightly less complicated at this point. Just saying. So my question is this — even though 3+ years later, it’s none of our business whether or not Julianne is still a virgin; yet I’m still admittedly curious about whether or not Ryan would be fine about not having sex with Julianne after they’ve been dating for two years. Of course, I’m not intending to seem judgmental right now, but it’s strange that an alleged virgin would wear this braless, underwearless dress to a premiere, right? Regardless of Julianne’s sexual status, she has now framed her argument in terms of being initially “afraid” of dating Ryan Seacrest because he is so “rich and powerful“:
[From Showbiz Spy] From this latest interview, I would probably infer that “everything in moderation” in relation to Julianne’s perceived vices would mean that she’s possibly having sex at this point. I mean, she’s already admitted to drinking wine, which is a Mormon no-no, so it’s not too far of an assumption to conclude that she might have taken the “no sex before marriage” ban out of circulation as well. Just a thought, and I’m still wondering if Ryan will ever put a ring on it. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet         |
| Eva Mendes wants to marry Ryan, and Eva’s now BFFs with Ryan Gosling’s mom Posted: 14 Jun 2012 04:15 AM PDT Over the past few months, the tabloids have really been pushing the "Eva Mendes is now BFFs with Ryan Gosling's mother" stories. Ryan's mom Donna and Eva have met several times, and according to Eva's publicist's tabloid plants, they get along really well. I do suspect that Donna is probably fine with Eva – after all, Ryan brought Eva to his mom's college graduation, and I don't think he would have done that without knowing for sure that the two ladies are friendly. Of course, I can't help but think that Eva might be working the mom to ensure that Ryan stays close. Does that make sense? You know what I mean. Every woman knows what I mean. Is Eva working Donna?
[Via Us Weekly, print edition] THAT is what I mean. Using the mom to get a son to commit. Dropping hints to the mom that grandchildren could be on the way if only Gosling would get it together and just commit. What I come away with is the idea that Eva is playing for keeps – she's in it to win it. And it wouldn't surprise me at all if she got pregnant. As for Ryan – he seems fine with it, I guess. I'm not going ascribe "victim of a villainess's plot" status. He's a big boy. He knows what he's doing. Apparently, he just really digs Eva. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.    |
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