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- Queen Latifah: “I’ve never dealt with the question of my personal life in public”
- Jennifer Aniston shows off her slim, toned (not-pregnant) figure at the gym
- Drew Barrymore & Will Kopelman married in Montecito on Saturday (update)
- Michael Fassbender & Benedict Cumberbatch are finally going to work together
- Charlie Sheen’s neighbors think he’s on another crazy bender again
Queen Latifah: “I’ve never dealt with the question of my personal life in public” Posted: 03 Jun 2012 08:22 AM PDT Last month, we reported that Queen Latifah was scheduled to be the host of the Long Beach Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade. I speculated that Latifah's scheduled appearance might be her official "coming out". Although it's widely known that Latifah is gay, she's never confirmed it outright (she's never denied it either). Latifah had a long-term girlfriend named Jeanette for years and years, although I think Latifah and Jeanette are over, and I believe Latifah is now with a woman named Eboni Nichols. All of this speculation comes via the tabloids and gossip blogs – "legit" outlets like People Magazine would never report on Queen Latifah's sexuality unless she specifically confirmed or denied it. Anyway, the Gay Pride parade went down on May 19, and although Latifah performed, she did not issue any kind of "I'm gay" statement. I'm actually surprised that Entertainment Weekly asked Latifah the question during an interview, but I suspect that the Queen had arranged it just so:
Love the Tupac story. As for Latifah's statement – I can get behind that. I'm fine with celebrities keeping the personal lives private, just so long as they aren't outright denying or lying to us. Latifah isn't out there, pretending to be dating a some Rent-A-Dong. She's not giving effusive interviews about how much she loves dudes. She's just not commenting on her personal life at all, the end. Which is fine. Admirable, even. Archive Bauer-Griffin photo, other photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and WENN. |
Jennifer Aniston shows off her slim, toned (not-pregnant) figure at the gym Posted: 03 Jun 2012 06:47 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Jennifer Aniston on on June 1st, arriving at a West Hollywood gym with a bodyguard. This is actually SO notable for several reasons. One, we haven't had new photos of Jennifer since March 15th (I'm including two March photos below, one of Aniston and Justin Theroux in a car, one of Aniston walking in jeans). I'm sure she's been photographed by some of the fancy photo agencies in that time period, but my point is that Jennifer really went undercover (for the most part) for the past ten weeks or so. Two, this Undercover Aniston Situation led some people to believe she was knocked up and hiding her bump. Look at her abdomen in those sweatpants – she's not pregnant. If anything, she's lost some weight. As for whether Jennifer is even trying to get pregnant with Justin Theroux or whether she (secretly) doesn't give a crap about babies, I still have no idea. I find it interesting that she still gets all of these tabloid rumors about her womb and they're all for naught in the face of photographic evidence. Incidentally, Jennifer is up for an MTV Movie Award tonight for her role in Horrible Bosses. She's up for "Best Dirtbag" or something. I wonder if she's going to show up? Will Jennifer and Justin make their red carpet debut… at the MTV Movie Awards? |
Drew Barrymore & Will Kopelman married in Montecito on Saturday (update) Posted: 03 Jun 2012 06:28 AM PDT All of last week, I kept seeing photos of Drew Barrymore and her fiancé, Will Kopelman, out and about – they were doing fittings and engagement parties and rehearsals and stuff. But in my increasingly senile mind (I'm having a bad week, y'all), I really thought "Hunh – I wonder when they'll actually have the wedding? I bet it's further away than people think." Nope. They got married yesterday in Montecito. The bride wore Chanel – I'm including some photos of Drew, Cameron Diaz (maid of honor?) and Will leaving the LA Chanel store. Did you know Will's father used to be the CEO of Chanel? Yes. Drew is marrying into "family money". But I have my doubts as to whether Will Kopelman has much money on his own:
Well… congratulations to the happy couple. I think Drew is very far along in her pregnancy, so this really was a good ol' fashioned shotgun wedding. It's interesting to me that Drew has remade herself into a quieter, more conservative bride/mother-to-be. Notice that a rabbi officiated the ceremony – I also suspect that Will asked Drew to convert for him, and that might have been what held up the wedding plans? Just a theory. Also: Drew and Will have already given/sold the exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine, so I'm guessing we already know People's cover next week. Mazel tov, y'all. UPDATE: Some just-released photos of Drew & Will leaving their wedding: |
Michael Fassbender & Benedict Cumberbatch are finally going to work together Posted: 03 Jun 2012 06:00 AM PDT Ah, new Fassbender photos! And new Benedict Cumberbatch photos! Isn't today glorious? These are photos of Michael Fassbender and the cast of Prometheus celebrating after the Thursday night premiere in London. Fassy & Company went out to 34 for dinner and drinks. Guess who Fassy's date was? HIS MOM – she's the dark-haired lady with bangs, wearing jeans. His mom's name is Adele (sigh…) and she was also his date to the BAFTAs back in February. Fassy is really close to his family, including his doctor sister. Can we just spend a minute talking about Fassy's style? His choice in suits and formalwear is definitely questionable, although he occasionally pulls out a really nice suit. Most of the time, when I see him on the red carpet, I just want him to invest in a really great tailor because it would make such a big difference in how his pants and jackets fit. As for Fassy's casual style, on display here… this boy is kind of train wreck, right? I don't hate a man in jeans. But Fassy consistently wears SKINNY JEANS – like he borrowed them from a girl(friend). And after a certain age (say, 30), I don't like a man in Chucks. As for this totally Cosby sweater – dear God. I'm also including photos of Benedict Cumberbatch at "The Fifth Annual Veuve Clicquot Polo Classic" in New Jersey yesterday. I'm sure it was a paid appearance – I mean, why else would Cumby go to Jersey? No disrespect to New Jersey. But Cumby is a posh bastard. He wouldn't deign to go to Jersey unless he was getting paid. You might be asking yourself: "Kaiser, why do you insist on drawing my attention away from Michael Fassbender's p0rnographic ginger and forcing me to pay attention to the delicious richness known as CUMBY?" That is an excellent question, darling. My answer: Cumby and Fassy will become ONE. Sort of! Cumby has just signed on to Fassbender's new film (with director Steve McQueen), Twelve Years a Slave. I keep getting Twelve Years a Slave mixed up with Quentin Tarantino's film Django Unchained. Django stars Leo DiCaprio, Christoph Waltz and Jamie Foxx. Twelve Years stars Fassbender, Chitwetel Ejiofor, Brad Pitt and now Benedict Cumberbatch. Django is filming right now – Twelve Years will begin production soon, in New Orleans. Cumby has been getting lots of roles in bigger Hollywood movies lately – he was in War Horse last year, and he was cast in Star Trek 2 and The Hobbit. Many think McQueen will premiere this film at next year's Cannes Film Festival, where he won the Palme d'Or for Hunger back in 2008. So… Fassbender, Cumby and Brad Pitt… all in the same film. And Brad is producing it. Which makes me wonder… I know Brad is a huge fan of Fassy's, but is Brad also hopelessly SHERLOCKED? |
Charlie Sheen’s neighbors think he’s on another crazy bender again Posted: 03 Jun 2012 05:16 AM PDT Last year was The Year of
Of course, "a few neighbors complaining" is still a long way away from "hiring ten p0rn stars and hookers to do a mountain of blow while playing with guns for 50 days in a row." I guess we'll know it's serious when Charlie's cars start ending up in ditches or going off cliffs again (that was always one of the biggest mysteries to me). Anyway, Charlie Sheen responded to the reports by giving a statement (of sorts) to TMZ. This is what TMZ claims Charlie emailed them (?):
[Via TMZ] Can you imagine being so high/crazy that you're writing haikus to TMZ? Oh, pardon me – FAILED haikus. I'm shocked that Charlie was not approached to play Richard Burton to Lindsay Lohan's Elizabeth Taylor. He would have been perfect. |
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