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- Hayden Panettiere in aqua blue at the Critics Choice TV Awards: cute or total mess?
- Angelina Jolie shows her horns in the first image from ‘Maleficent’: amazing?
- Kris Jenner put Kim Kardashian on birth control when Kim was 14 years old
- Kate Winslet’s latest act of stone-cold bitchery was on a Virgin Atlantic flight
- Megan Fox steps out with Brian Austin Green: does she look preggers yet?
- Kate Upton shows off her figure for the July issue of GQ: gross or cute?
- Kristen Stewart in beaded Balmain for ‘SWATH’ Sydney premiere: pretty?
- Woody Allen out with his daughters: creepy or normal loving dad?
- David Gandy asked about arrogant models & he says: “I don’t get on with Gisele”
- Rielle Hunter’s new memoir reveals John Edwards had multiple affairs
Hayden Panettiere in aqua blue at the Critics Choice TV Awards: cute or total mess? Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:59 AM PDT At the Critics’ Choice Television Awards last night, there were a few hits and plenty of misses. Hayden Panettiere dressed down in a Keepsake “Lost Without You” aqua blue dress that showed off a bit of skin. The dress looks great on her figure but is also very dated. I have no idea why she wore nude peep-toed shoes with this dress either. Her hair and makeup look pretty good though even if she does look slightly too tan at this event. Hayden also has a great smile, which makes any outfit look prettier than it really is. Emmy Rossum fared much better (she was up for Best Actress in a Drama Series) in a Donna Karan gown that had a one-shouldered design and wrapped around her body in a dramatic manner from the back view. The gold, metal-like fabric provided a nice contrast against Emmy’s light skin and dark hair, and the bold pink lipstick is an unexpected touch that also works well. I also love the side-swept hair, which fits the mood of the dress. Natalie Zea … EGADS. I don’t even know where to begin here, but those of you who watch “Justified” (and this past season of “Californication”) will know that Natalie is a gorgeous woman with tons of sex appeal and (relatively) natural beauty. On last night’s red carpet, she worked very hard to destroy all of that. Is she trying to be Cleopatra? The dress itself isn’t a disaster, but those dramatic, overdone earrings and harsh makeup really complete the transformation into a terrible, terrible look. Poor Natalie. Lucy Liu won the award for Best Guest Performer in a Drama Series (“Southland”) and looked very feminine yet ravishing at the same time. Lucy wore an Atelier Versace gown in light pink with lots of lace and ruffles. Her loose chignon and soft, girlish makeup set off the look perfectly. I still can’t believe she’s 43 years old. Kate Walsh looked incredibly bland on the red carpet last night. There’s nothing wrong with this yellow dress, but she could have dressed it up a bit with an updo and more dramatic makeup. Charlie Hunnam was there too in a black suit and black tie. It’s a bit monochromatic, and I sort of miss his longish hair from way back. Still, the man is adorable. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN |
Angelina Jolie shows her horns in the first image from ‘Maleficent’: amazing? Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:26 AM PDT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. This is the "first image" of Angelina Jolie in character as the biggest, baddest villainess EVER, Maleficent. Maleficent is the villainess of the Sleeping Beauty story, and the "retelling" of the classic story is being done by Disney – a live action dark fairy tale in the vein of Snow White and the Huntsman and all of those other live-action fairy tale reboots that have been coming out lately. I'm actually looking forward to this one, though. For several reasons: 1. HER HORNS!!! I love Maleficent's horns, and if you really look at those things, they are beautifully crafted. This gives me hope that the costumes will be awesome. Think about the magnificent capes, cloaks and sacks Angelina will get to wear! THEN ADD HORNS. 2. Angelina is good at playing "big" scenery-chewing characters. I would actually argue that big characters are her strength, whereas she isn't great at playing Jane Average. 3. The cast has come together, and it's looking really interesting. Elle Fanning is Princess Aurora, and the cast now includes Miranda Richardson, Juno Temple, Imelda Staunton, Sharlto Copley and Sam Riley. 4. Disney is pouring money into the production, which will film in England. It feels like everyone involved wants to take the time to make a really good film. 5. Angelina Jolie is simply a great Villainess. She's been playing one for years and years in the tabloids. Anyway, we won't get to see Maleficent until March 2014 – a really long way away. But production on the film has officially started, so maybe we'll have a teaser trailer by the end of the year? Maybe. Hopefully. |
Kris Jenner put Kim Kardashian on birth control when Kim was 14 years old Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:11 AM PDT Yesterday, I did a summary of some of the highlights of Oprah Winfrey's interview with the Family Kardashian-Jenner. As you might imagine, the majority of the interview seems to be with and about Kim, although Khloe and Kourtney were allowed to speak at times. Well, Oprah (or OWN, same difference) released another clip from Oprah's two-part Famewhore Exclusive, and this one is a doozy. I feel like a lot of people are going to be yelling about this, and… you know what? I think I'm going to have end up defending Kim Kardashian.
So… Kim was almost 15 when Kris Jenner put her on birth control – I'm assuming Kim means The Pill. And Kim and Kris talked about Kim's teenage sex life openly and honestly. So… what's the controversy? Isn't this the kind of decision that you want a mother and a teenage daughter to make together, without the intervention of anyone else? I think that in this ONE issue, Kris Jenner is completely blameless, and I'd even venture to say that this is an example of Kris being a great mother. …Of course, critics of this "open and honest, let's put our teenage daughters on The Pill" parenting method will probably draw a direct correlation between Kim being put on the pill and her sex tape. Right? I'm always so bad at predicting what will irk the anti-birth control league, but I feel like someone is going to make the link – "The Pill = Sex Tape, Famewhoring, Reality Programming". And I don't have an answer to that, except to say that I wish more teenage girls had parents who discussed birth control with them in honest and realistic terms, and that The Pill doesn’t have to equal a sex tape. |
Kate Winslet’s latest act of stone-cold bitchery was on a Virgin Atlantic flight Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:10 AM PDT Clearly, Kate Winslet relieved herself in the cornflakes of an editor of either Radar or Star Magazine, because this is SECOND "Kate Winslet is a massive bitch" story to come out in a week's time, and both stories originate in the Star/Radar family. Last week's story was all about Kate being rude to the locals of a small Massachusetts town where her new movie, Labor Day, is filming. Locals ran to Star Magazine to claim that Winslet was throwing bitchfaces at everybody and that she wouldn't even deign to wave or smile at any of the dozens/hundreds of people who were looking forward to meeting her. This week's story is all about Kate being rude to yet more fans – this time on a Virgin Atlantic flight. Quick sidenote: Virgin Atlantic is the British airline company owned by Sir Richard Branson, who is the uncle of Kate Winslet's boyfriend/lover, Ned RockNRoll. This sidenote was just to let you know that Kate and Ned were probably traveling for free, because that totally makes a difference in the story:
OK, I didn't quite get the thread of this random woman's complaint. She went up to Kate and asked Kate to come and meet her children. Kate said "Sure, whatever" and a few hours later Kate sent a stewardess back to the woman and her daughters with an offer to autograph a book, which the woman accepted. But the woman was pissed off that her daughters didn't get to actually meet Kate, and she's whining about the flight attendant doing the autograph exchange? Seriously? Once again, I'm not a huge Kate fan or anything, but I don't really think this incident is some example of her stone-cold bitchery. However, I am fascinated by the details about the flight attendants waiting on Kate exclusively – that's because of her connection to Richard Branson, correct? Well, well, well. Looks like dating Ned RockNRoll does have one benefit. Is it worth the trade-off? You get to travel in style for free… but you have to date Ned RockNRoll. Also: Kate was just named a Commander of the British Empire by Queen Elizabeth. It’s called a CBE, but I don’t think her title changes or anything – it’s not a knighthood or anything, is what I’m saying. So Kate’s not a Dame yet. |
Megan Fox steps out with Brian Austin Green: does she look preggers yet? Posted: 19 Jun 2012 08:00 AM PDT A few years ago when Megan Fox was still playing up her sexpot image for the Transformers franchise, I probably would never have believed that there would come a day when we’d be on “Megan Fox Womb Watch,” yet we’ve been in this limbo for months now. Rumors of Megan’s alleged pregnancy with husband Brian Austin Green began to circulate in late March. A few weeks later, E! News unoffically broke the news as well even though Megan refused to confirm it, and then Megan shut down an ET interview when the interviewer got pushy about the subject. Then in mid May, Star published a story about how Megan is already five months pregnant, which would mean that she’d be nearly six months pregnant by now, right? Now here are some photos of Megan over the weekend with Brian, and Fame/Flynet isn’t even playing around anymore — they’ve labelled these photos as depicting a “pregnant” Megan. Honestly, does she look knocked up to you? She certainly doesn’t look six-months pregnant to me. There’s a slight bump, but that could easily be explained away by posture or the way the dress moves. Regardless of the fact that Megan is already a tiny person and still looks super tiny, The Mail has also now decided that Megan is definitely pregnant as well and has based this decision on Brian’s “protective” stance — supposedly he’s covering up Megan’s stomach with his arm. That seems like a bit of a stretch, no?
[From The Mail] Beyond the eternal “is she or isn’t she?” question, I have to say that this very simple outfit is absolutely stunning on Megan. I like the little dress paired with the longish sweater, and those stockings are adorable (yet not schoolgirlish), but I really love the boots. Megan looks so much better when she’s going for the casual, natural look instead of the plumped up, vixenish vibe that she usually wears for premieres. I don’t know whether or not she’s pregnant, but Megan really looks pretty here. Is she glowing? Who knows. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet |
Kate Upton shows off her figure for the July issue of GQ: gross or cute? Posted: 19 Jun 2012 07:59 AM PDT I just looked through GQ's completely NSFW slideshow for their July cover girl, Kate Upton, and while I admire this girl's figure, I found the photos to be kind of gross. Guess who photographed her? Terry Richardson. Yes. So the shoot is what you would imagine, only with more water everywhere and at this point I can pretty much draw Kate's breasts from memory. I'm guessing this Uncle Terry shoot was the same as the incident where Terry videotaped Kate dancing the "Cat Daddy" with extra jiggle. Anyway, you can read GQ's profile of Kate here, and here are some highlights:
In the GQ piece, Kate also talks about her cameo (or something) as a nun in The Three Stooges, and why she's cool with the Catholic Church being pissed at her. You know… whenever I write about her, I always try to emphasize how young she is – she's only 20 years old, and she's a self-made model (meaning she worked social media and whatever else she could to get attention when the fashion industry elites ignored her), and she's just a silly, good-natured girl. It's not that serious. Pretty blonde girl with big boobs acts silly and shows her nips to GQ. The end. Photos courtesy of Terry Richardson/GQ. |
Kristen Stewart in beaded Balmain for ‘SWATH’ Sydney premiere: pretty? Posted: 19 Jun 2012 07:32 AM PDT Kristen Stewart and Chris Hemsworth were in Sydney, Australia yesterday (today?!?) for the Australian premiere of Snow White and the Huntsman. I don't know where Charlize Theron was – I saw photos of Charlize getting on a plane, and I thought she would be at this premiere too. But Kristen is enough. Kristen is who we want to see. Sort of. For the premiere, Kristen wore this Balmain "gown". That's how it's being described – a "gown". Look at the details though – this is a (fancy) tube top/bustier and an awkward skirt. If it was actually a gown, I might like it. If the House of Balmain had actually made an executive decision on the best length for the gown, I would have liked it even more. This is neither a full-length gown, nor tea-length. It falls somewhere in between, and that's awful. The effect it gives Kristen is that she's short, stubby and in need of a tailor. Now, all that being said, I do like the idea of the dress – dark green with lots of silver beading, strapless and showing off her figure. All of that is a good idea, it's just the execution that leaves something to be desired. I do love her hair like this, though. Some will say it's not fancy enough for a red carpet, but I really like that she tried a big, high, messy bun. From the neck up, I have no complaints. Her skin looks gorgeous too. And I'm throwing in a little Chris Hemsworth, because I know how to keep my bitches happy. |
Woody Allen out with his daughters: creepy or normal loving dad? Posted: 19 Jun 2012 06:46 AM PDT
Some hold the opinion that Mia accused Woody of sexually abusing their seven year-old adopted daughter together, Dylan, at the time of their breakup because she was hurt and outraged that he had taken up with barely legal Soon-Yi right under her nose. There have been accusations that Mia coached Dylan to claim that Woody abused her. The case against Woody in this Vanity Fair article is convincing. It’s of course only one side of the story, and Woody was ultimately not convicted of abusing Dylan. Given his behavior with Soon-Yi, I didn’t find this other story hard to believe. Here’s part of the article, which I would recommend you read in full if you’re interested in this case. (Note that “Satchel” is Ronan Farrow’s given name.)
[From Vanity Fair's archive, 1992 article] Again, this is wholly Mia’s side. She’s responding, via the press, to allegations by Woody that she made up the details about Dylan’s molestation because she was a crazy vindictive spurned woman. I believe this story and find it pretty chilling. Again, this man seduced Soon-Yi, but he claims he was never much of a father figure to her and wasn’t around her much. It all sounds like excuses after the fact. After we published that story, I found these recent photos of Woody hugging up on his two adopted daughters, Manzie Tio Allen and Bechet Dumaine Allen, in Beverly Hills on Friday. I’m one of those affectionate moms and I often hug my son. I don’t think it’s weird to hug or kiss your kids. I also found this older photo of Woody out with the girls as young children, and he’s holding both of their hands. I can’t get a definitive age for his daughters, but they look to be about 14 and 13 now. From what we know of Woody’s history, and about the other allegations against him, I just get a strange impression of this. He knows he’s being photographed, so why doesn’t he hug up on his wife instead of his daughters? It’s possible he hasn’t seen them in a while and is greeting them here. Photo credit: FameFlynet |
David Gandy asked about arrogant models & he says: “I don’t get on with Gisele” Posted: 19 Jun 2012 06:32 AM PDT Yesterday, I covered some excerpts from a longer David Gandy interview that I didn't realize existed. Gandy sat down and did a pretty in-depth piece with The Mail, and I totally missed out on his comments about Gisele Bundchen and how much he dislikes her. So… hopefully, this post will earn David some points with the crowd who claims that he's a vacuous ego monster, which I don't think he is. I think he's OCD, anal retentive, and probably neurotic as all get-out. That's not egotistical, but it is monstrous in a completely different way – as in, I bet he's a handful as a boyfriend. Anyway, you can read the full Daily Mail interview here, but here are some of the funny I-Hate-Gisele parts:
I wanted to put the context of the Gisele comment in there, because I think if you know what David said in context, he sounds like an even bigger bitch. And I say that with a laugh, because I love him. I love when men let their inner bitches out and start bad-mouthing their coworkers. And what David is saying is so interesting – yes, he's confirming that he and Gisele don't get along, but within the context of the conversation, he's basically saying that they don't get along because she's an egotistical monster who thinks modeling is the most important thing in the world. I love him. |
Rielle Hunter’s new memoir reveals John Edwards had multiple affairs Posted: 19 Jun 2012 04:19 AM PDT Everything that I ever wanted to know about Rielle Hunter, I learned from her bats–t insane 2010 GQ interview and her completely delusional Oprah interview. But Rielle still has more "revelations" and "never-before-heard" details on her affair and continuing relationship with John Edwards, the father of her child Quinn (conceived when Edwards was married and running for the Democratic Party's presidential nomination). So, Rielle has written a book called What Really Happened – a completely hideous book title, I just have to say. I guess Rielle feels vindicated because of how the John Edwards trial ended up – he was acquitted on one count, and a mistrial was declared on the other five counts, and the NC prosecutor says that they won't seek to retry Edwards. So… VICTORY. Now Rielle shall bring the crazy. Here are some excerpts from her book:
[Via Radar and People Magazine] Interestingly, Rielle shopped this tell-all to all of the major publishers, and she was rejected by all of them. She ended up getting a "small Dallas-based company called Ben Bella" to publish it – my guess is that the publisher has Republican ties, although I have no evidence to back that up, and it’s not like the Republicans even need to promote this story, you know? So, do you think the book will sell? I don't. It would be different if John Edwards was planning to run for office again, or if he still thought he had a future in the Democratic Party, but surely he's not that idiotic, right? If he just keeps his head down and raises his children, no one will give a crap what Rielle says about him and their relationship. As for her claim that John admitted to having multiple affairs – well, I believe it. I think he was screwing around on Elizabeth for a LONG time. |
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