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- James Marsden knocked up a Brazilian model just months after divorcing his wife
- Lindsay Lohan “shows up 2 hours late and rarely knows her lines” on ‘Liz & Dick’
- Did Johnny Depp have affairs with several women including his publicist Robin Baum?
- Bristol Palin’s reality show bombs; says she’ll wait until marriage to have sex (again)
- Casper Smart’s friend says he mooched off his last older girlfriend too
- Kelly Preston feels if John ‘was with his family more, allegations wouldn’t surface’
- Is Ann Curry fired from The Today Show? “It’s hard not to take it personally”
- Did LeAnn Rimes spend $50K-plus on her veneers to look less “horsey”?
- Anne Hathaway’s fiancé might be a superficial jerk, he hates her ‘Les Mis’ look
- Leo DiCaprio’s wife requirements: must be a basketball-loving model
James Marsden knocked up a Brazilian model just months after divorcing his wife Posted: 22 Jun 2012 08:28 AM PDT We've been sitting on these man-candy photos of James Marsden for a week. I don't know why. I'm very sorry we didn't get to them sooner. He's got a really nice body, doesn't he? He's got great proportions, and he manages to look really cut and athletic without it feeling all Jersey Shore. Nice. Last year, there were some blind items floating around and people seemed to think they involved James Marsden being a cheater and/or his possible paternity of January Jones's (oddly ginger) baby. Marsden was married to Lisa Linde (photo below) for years, and they have two children together. They separated and divorced last year, and there was at least one blind item in which there was some kind of allusion to Lisa thinking that James could have fathered January's baby, and that's why Lisa dumped him. Here's Lisa and James in happier times: She looks like Stephanie Seymour, right? Very pretty. Anyway, Marsden's rep denied the whole January Jones paternity thing (because it's so obviously Matthew Vaughn ALLEGEDLY), but there was a still a whiff of sketchiness around Marsden. Now we know why:
OK, so maybe Marsden wasn't screwing around on his wife with Rose Costa. But the best case scenario is that Marsden and his wife split and he immediately started bangin' a Brazilian model who quickly dumped her boyfriend and got knocked up, then leaked the whole drama to Page Six. Basically, it's still pretty sketchy. Here's a photo of Rose Costa. Not to be too harsh, but she totally looks post-op. |
Lindsay Lohan “shows up 2 hours late and rarely knows her lines” on ‘Liz & Dick’ Posted: 22 Jun 2012 08:05 AM PDT As everyone predicted, the production of Lifetime's Liz & Dick is an unmitigated disaster. All of us knew it would be, and it's nice that Lindsay Lohan shows consistency in one thing: being an inconsistent, cracked-out trainwreck of a human being. I believe the entire shoot of Liz & Dick was supposed to consist of about four or five weeks of filming. Barely two weeks had gone by before Lindsay 1) flashed her nips for the scores of paparazzi she had invited to the set, 2) drove herself around in violation of the terms of her insurance policy, 3) Got into a cracked-out accident that was completely her fault, 4) Lied to the police about the accident, which alone could trigger a violation of her probation, 5) Attempted to call in sick because she had been partying so hard, only to have the producers call her out and send doctors and an ambulance, 6) Lied AGAIN about her schedule and how hard she's been working. And that's just the stuff we know about, you know? So, a few days ago Deadline reported that the unions are now getting involved after Lindsay made her cracked-out claims of working "85 hours in 4 days". The union investigations found that the average week consisted of 70-75 hours of work spread out over five or six days, and that's just for the non-actors. Besides all of that, people involved with the production have now started running to the tabloids to complain about Lindsay's crackie work ethic, her temper tantrums and her diva behavior. Oh, and her "Dick" hates her too:
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Poor Grant Bowler. You know he had no idea what he was in for when he signed up for this mess. The Enquirer had a bitchy story too:
[From The Enquirer, print edition] So… she's hours late to the set, she's too crackie to learn her lines and she basically just wanders around, strung out or high. And shockingly, "The footage so far has been just awful." Yes, that's something we aren't talking about enough – even if you get past all of the stories about the Cracken being such a mess and such a disaster, it's not like anyone can say "But it's worth it because she's putting all of the good stuff on the screen." She's not. The TV movie is going to suck too. Oh, well. We tried warning you, Lifetime. When you lay down with crackie dogs… you wake up with crackheads. |
Did Johnny Depp have affairs with several women including his publicist Robin Baum? Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:49 AM PDT The tabloids are throwing a lot of different stuff at Johnny Depp, and I'm not sure where some of this stuff is coming from, or who is leaking, or if everything is just being made up out of thin air. Yesterday, Radar had a rather nasty story about the reasons behind Johnny and Vanessa Paradis's split, the substance being that "Johnny was bored senseless and he wanted out of the relationship for a really long time." Many outlets are now circling a possible "other woman" too – Johnny's publicist, Robin Baum. We only have photos of Johnny and Robin together during some of his promotional events, where she's in the background (I'm including those photos in the post). You can go here to see the now-infamous photo of Robin and Johnny about to kiss awkwardly. That photo of their awkward kiss led In Touch Weekly to claim that there was something going on. ITW claimed it back in January of this year. And now everyone else is piling on:
Would Johnny have an affair with his publicist? Sure. But I don't think we should cast Robin Baum as "the other woman" in his relationship with Vanessa. Maybe I'm reading this whole thing the wrong way, but there have been rumors about Johnny with lots of ladies over the past year, some famous celebrities, some not so much. If Johnny and Robin were having an affair, I think it was just… I don't know, a weird confluence of power, friendship, need and alcohol…? I just don't see Johnny "giving up" his relationship with Vanessa FOR his publicist. I think he wanted out with Vanessa, and he's been fooling around with lots of women including his publicist. Baum was name-checked in People Magazine's story yesterday too, about "Johnny's Single Life". Baum was named with Amber Heard and Eva Green, all given equal billing as potential "other women." |
Bristol Palin’s reality show bombs; says she’ll wait until marriage to have sex (again) Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:38 AM PDT
As an aside, remember when Bristol and her baby daddy Levi reunited briefly, got engaged and were on the cover of US Weekly? That was in July, 2010. They swore in the accompanying interview that they were waiting until marriage to have sex again. (They had a child together and Bristol admitted that they had sex many times, even though she tried to claim the first time was when she lost her virginity to Levi while blackout drunk.) Well Bristol has another boyfriend, Gino, and she’s been with him seriously for at least a year and a half, going by when we first heard about him. (An article earlier this year claimed they’d been “on and off for three years,” which would have overlapped with her brief reunion with Levi. Either way, they’ve been together awhile.) Bristol tells In Touch that she and Gino are waiting to have sex until marriage. Good for her I guess, and why again is she volunteering this information? She said the same thing back in January, so I guess she’s sticking with it.
[From In Touch, print edition, July 2, 2012] I don’t mean to split hairs here, but if she’s been with this guy for this long, why is she saying they’re “going to wait until marriage” to have sex not that they “are waiting until marriage.” It just sounds like she’s revising history after the fact. Again, good for them if that’s their conviction on the matter. It sounds kind of sweet if you forget everything you know about Bristol. Bristol has to have some kind of career now that her reality show dreams are being shattered. Since she’s not going to college she could always go back to lecturing on the abstinence circuit for big bucks. That’s probably her plan here. Also, to address the quotes about how Levi is a deadbeat dad, Levi’s new pregnant girlfriend said that he’s been trying to see his son, but that he refused to appear on Bristol’s reality show. After that, Bristol supposedly shut him out. I could buy that side of the story but I don’t believe Levi is a devoted dad, either. |
Casper Smart’s friend says he mooched off his last older girlfriend too Posted: 22 Jun 2012 07:13 AM PDT
[From In Touch, print edition, July 2, 2012] I thought the stuff about Casper wanting kids was confined to the tabloids, but he actually said it in an interview. He told E! “I for sure want kids in the future. In the future…yes, when I’m ready and when the time is right.” So is he just blowing smoke to keep on J.Lo’s payroll? If he really did use his last girlfriend like that, it’s telling. I found Casper’s ex Aisha’s MySpace and she looks to be in her mid to late 30s. The last time she updated it was 2007, so if she was that age back then she’s probably around J.Lo’s age now. This guy has at least some history of hooking up with older women and mooching off them. He dumped Aisha when J.Lo came around, but he’s not going to do better than her and he knows it. That’s why he’s ready for kids now. Jackpot. Update: Apparently this “Joshua Lee Ayers” guy is the source of the gay rumors that surfaced last week too. Radar ran that report as if it was a new exclusive, and included a comment from J.Lo and Casper’s rep (they have a joint rep now) claiming “Casper is not gay. These comments are born from envy and jealousy.” Yes, but is he a gold digger? J.Lo and Casper are shown on 2-20-12 at Carnivale in Rio, on 4-5-12 and on 4-30-12. Credit: WENN.com and FameFlynet |
Kelly Preston feels if John ‘was with his family more, allegations wouldn’t surface’ Posted: 22 Jun 2012 06:45 AM PDT
In Touch has photos of the vacation, which only show Kelly and John separately and never together except when they’re boarding a plane home. (You can see those pictures here, at The Daily Mail.) In Touch is selling the “family vacation” story. Which makes you wonder, if John and Kelly posed for paparazzi photos separately, and went on this vacation to try and make it look like their marriage was fine, how was it that they couldn’t even stage one outing together? The Enquirer has Kelly screaming at John and wanting to leave early, but they also have a photo from 1981 of John with that co-pilot who claimed to have been his lover for 6 years, which incidentally was from 1981-1987, right before he married Kelly. So it’s in their interest to make it sound like things are terrible. Here are those two very different stories:
[From In Touch and The National Enquirer, print edition] Again, I don’t see how Kelly either had a nice vacation with John or cares enough to get mad at him. How could she not know for so long? “Given him a long leash” is code for “ignored his affairs with men in favor of keeping up the facade.” Meanwhile John is facing yet another lawsuit. A guy named Robert Randolph, who wrote a book called You’ll Never Spa in This Town Again, is suing John and his lawyer for defamation. The book has passages which detail John’s alleged romps in spas with various men. Randolph claims that Travolta and his lawyer, Marty Singer, tried to discredit him by sending out emails (to retailers, I gather) in which they claimed Randolph was crazy and had been in a mental institution. Singer’s defense is not that they didn’t send out those emails, but that the content of the e-mails is protected by law. Ridiculous! Of course they did this, this is how L Ron Hubbard told his flock how to deal with detractors. In Scientology, ad hominem attacks go way beyond words and get very personal and dangerous. They call it “fair game.” Randolph also told the National Enquirer in the fall of 2010that his car was run off the road twice when news of the book first came out. You can read more about the lawsuit he filed on TMZ. These photos are from 6-23-11 (with their baby, Benjamin, and daughter, Ella), 1-14-12 (event photos) and 4-25-12 (outside a restaurant). Credit: FameFlynet |
Is Ann Curry fired from The Today Show? “It’s hard not to take it personally” Posted: 22 Jun 2012 05:34 AM PDT
Current stories of Ann’s departure are making it sound like it’s going to happen any day now, which invites speculation as to who will replace her. Beloved Meredith is a good bet, and Mike Walker in the National Enquirer reports that Meredith has been approached by Today Show producers to go back to her job at a hefty $20 million a year – twice the salary she earned when she left. TMZ claims that Meredith has turned down the offer, and that another today co-anchor, Savannah Guthrie from the show’s third hour, is about to take Ann’s place. So what’s going to happen to Ann, and considering that she takes everything so damn seriously, how is it affecting her? Ann has a new interview with Ladies Home Journal in which she reveals that the talk does bother her, and that she takes it seriously. She also seems to say that she’s too hard on herself, and that all women are like that. This is why she’s such a shitty interviewer, she assumes that everyone is just like she is, super serious and without a sense of humor. Here’s part of her interview:
[From Ladies Home Journal] Doesn’t this sound like Ann knows she’s about to go and is trying to break the news to us gently, as if we’re about to burst into tears at her change of employment status? That’s how she conducts every interview, so I assume that’s her motivation here. Ann is skilled at getting damaged celebrities to cry, and they’ll find another place for her on the network. I won’t miss her at all. Also, can you believe she’s 55?! I thought she was about 42. Photo credit: WENN.com |
Did LeAnn Rimes spend $50K-plus on her veneers to look less “horsey”? Posted: 22 Jun 2012 05:07 AM PDT Ever since I saw the grossly inappropriate "birthday cake" LeAnn Rimes got Eddie Cibrian, I sort of put myself on a LeAnn-embargo. I just show the Twit-pics, y'all. I don't want to get involved in the trivial details of LeAnn's insanity. But since I'm writing this, I guess I should mention that following the (international) scorn LeAnn received for that grossly inappropriate cake, she has been tweeting a lot about "bullying" and "bullies". Because, I suppose, we are all "bullying" her when we simply reprint a photo that SHE put on her Twitter feed, for public consumption, and when we reacted to it ("OMG, is Cake LeAnn giving Cake Eddie a handie under the covers while Cake Jake and Cake Mason witness the Sugary Fiasco?!?"), our reactions weren't what she was expecting so we are all bullies. Or something. Anyway, I didn't even want to talk about all of that. I wanted to talk about LeAnn's gradual makeover over the past three years, in which a relatively pleasant-looking country star remade herself into a bony Hollywood blonde with wonky bolt-ons, giant veneers and a not-so-beguiling squint. This is all a direct, word-for-word transcript from The Enquirer:
[Via Mike Walker, The Enquirer, print edition] NEIGH!!! I mean, YES. This is probably why LeAnn was tweeting about her oral surgeries constantly several months ago. She wasn't getting operated on for TMJ or whatever (or maybe she had that done too) – she was getting new teefs. To look less horsey. HER WORDS. I wonder if LeAnn just brings a photo of Brandi Glanville to her plastic surgeon, her oral surgeon, and all of her little helpers, and LeAnn just says, "THIS IS WHAT I WANT!! NEIGH!!!!!!!!!" |
Anne Hathaway’s fiancé might be a superficial jerk, he hates her ‘Les Mis’ look Posted: 22 Jun 2012 04:30 AM PDT When Anne Hathaway was filming Les Miserables in London, we heard all about her extreme dieting and how she was doing all of this crazy stuff to get into her character (Fantine). Annie just confirmed some of those stories in her recent Allure interview – she talked about how she was living on hummus and radishes, which was causing her to break out. Plus, she chopped off her pretty long hair for the character too. So this is what her fiancé is dealing with: a girl who is having drastic mood swings because she's on such an extreme diet, a girl who is probably weak and tired all of the time from lack of caloric intake, plus she's got pimples and barely any hair. Sounds like a dream fiancée. THAT is why they make you take vows. But according to Star, Annie's guy Adam Shulman has had enough:
[From Star Magazine, print edition] For God's sake. I mean, I can understand how all of that can put a strain on the relationship, but complaining about it (privately or publicly) just seems petty. Her hair will grow out. She won't be on the extreme diet forever. Enough with the "she's not exactly the girl he fell in love with anymore" – it makes him sound like a superficial wang. I hope he’s not really like that. |
Leo DiCaprio’s wife requirements: must be a basketball-loving model Posted: 22 Jun 2012 04:15 AM PDT Leonardo DiCaprio and Erin Heatherton have been together the same amount of time as Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling. It's been about eight or nine months since Leo basically thumbed through the Victoria's Secret catalog and ordered her. But eight months is nothing to scoff at – it's a decent amount of time with a man who at best is a serial monogamist (ha) and at worst is a stinky, non-deodorant-wearing, womanizing commitment-phobe. Leo does seem pretty low-key with Erin – they even stepped out for a bike ride photo op last week. So is Erin "the One"? HAhahahahaha. I mean… hahaha. Oh, that was a serious question. Is she the One? Star Mag thinks she might be – because she loves basketball and so does Leo. OMG WHAT AN AMAZING CONNECTION.
[From Star Magazine, print edition] Yeah, I really don't think the biggest problem in all of Leo's relationships up to Erin was that the girls didn't give a crap about basketball. But far be it from me to pontificate on the importance of sports in a man's life – I really couldn't care less. I've considered dumping my imaginary husband Michael Fassbender because I find his hobbies (cars, racing) boring. We don't have to share everything, you know? That's how I rationalize it. Anyway, about Leo and the possibility that Erin is "the One". I want to give that girl a hug. Poor Erin. PS… We really need to discuss Leo's creepy wax figure. OMG IT'S SO CREEPY. There, we discussed it. |
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