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Ashton Kutcher hookup Sara Leal’s video interview, how dumb is she?

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:55 AM PDT

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The Today Show has video of US Magazine’s interview with Sara Leal, the “22″ year-old “administrative assistant” who hooked up with Ashton Kutcher a couple of weeks ago at the Hard Rock Hotel in San Diego. Yesterday we heard that Sara told US Weekly, in pretty gross detail, the story of her night with Ashton. She’d had sex with Ashton twice, it lasted for two hours, and they didn’t use a condom. In the video I saw of Sara, taken by US and aired on the Today Show (above) she comes across as just as vapid as any chick who would screw a well known married man and go running to the tabloids about it. She laughs repeatedly, looks pretty proud about the whole thing while she recounts it, and just sounds dumb to me. According to US Weekly, they didn’t pay her for the interview. I bet they paid her quite a bit for the photo shoot, though.

Radar Online is reporting that Ashton is “telling friends and associates that he is expecting his wife, Demi Moore to file for divorce.” A source tells them that Ashton “is hoping they can work it out,” and is “asking Demi not to file for divorce, but there is nothing he can do to stop her.” That’s such a passive aggressive douche move. Cheat on your wife, get caught, then leave it up to her to end the relationship. I would expect that from Ashton although I doubt Demi is ready to file. I think she still wants to make it work, hence the weekend camping pow wow with spiritual advisers.

Meanwhile “Two and a Half Men” is slipping in the ratings, relatively, to when it was on top with Charlie Sheen at the helm. It’s still a ratings powerhouse, but Ashton is said to be worried about it. It’s third in the ratings overall as opposed to when it was first.

Also, Demi Moore’s new ad campaign for Ann Taylor just came out. She’s so photoshopped she looks like an alien. It’s hard to tell where her plastic surgery ends and the airbrushing begins.

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Is John Mellencamp encouraging Meg Ryan to go with her natural face?

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:46 AM PDT

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Ah, crusty love. Is it just me, or do they look a little less crusty than usual? These are some newish photos of John Mellencamp and Meg Ryan in NYC yesterday or the say before. Meg's clothes fit! I like her coat too. Can I just say something that I've only recently noticed - despite my jokes about how John and Meg are "crusty" (like, they never shower and they always look smelly to me), I think they may be good for each other. Meg's face looks less jacked, right? She may even be trying to go natural, or natural-ish. Whatever is going on, it's an improvement, and I hope John is actively encouraging The Natural Meg.

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John's divorce is final now - he's been single and ready to mingle since August. The Enquirer keeps running stories about how Meg and John are always just about to marry, but they still haven't, and I haven't heard anything about wedding plans from any other outlet. So… I don't know if it's on, or if they'll just be together without getting hitched. I tend to think that Meg is the one who is gun-shy about marriage, and John might want to make it official. Still, they are definitely loved up - Meg has been following him around like a groupie all year. Ah, crusty groupie, crusty love.

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Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.

Linnocent does an LA event in black: totally busted and cracked-out?

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:34 AM PDT

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These are new, magnificent photos of our beloved crackhead, Lindsay Lohan, at an LA event for "Saints Row: The Third." I had to look it up, because I thought it was a music thing. It's a video game and gangs or something. I don't care, I'm not a gamer. Besides, look at these Linnocent photos! Maybe it's the Claritin D I took this morning, but these may be my new favorite Cracken photos.

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Before we get to the state of her face (and busted wig/weave), let me say something nice - I kind of like the dress. It's cute, it has pockets, and it looks cute on Linnocent's figure. Now for the harsh: HER CRACKFACE. Busted. So, so busted. Much like Kim Kardashian, I think the fake eyelashes are a big problem. Linnocent is already high and thus, squinty. Add fake eyelashes, and she's doubling for LeAnn Rimes. And yes, her whole mouth/teeth situation is really busted too. I usually don't look beyond the crack lips, but her teeth are looking especially methy too. Shall we talk about that blonde monstrosity on her head? Whatever it is, it looks like plastic Barbie hair.

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In other Linnocent news, Now Magazine (British tabloid, full of crap almost always) reports this week that Linnocent is feeling all broody and she now wants a baby. FOR ATTENTION. Of course. Apparently, Lindsay thinks her new boyfriend/john Philipp Plein will be a good baby-daddy, and a source tells Now Mag: "Lindsay wants to be a mum as soon as possible. Her mum Dina Lohan was 24 when she had Lindsay and she’s always wanted to have kids in her twenties too." Because Dina Lohan is the bar that Linnocent has set for herself. Yikes. But seriously, I hope the Cracken isn't thinking about getting knocked up. Please, God.

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Hilary Swank “deeply regrets” attending Chechen leader’s birthday party

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:03 AM PDT

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At the beginning of the week, I saw that some major news outlets were reporting that Hilary Swank and Jean Claude Can Damme had done a bad, bad thing. They were invited to a public (televised) birthday party for a Chechen leader named Ramzan Kadyrov in Grozny. As it turns out, Kadyrov is a something of an infamous genocidal bastard, and human rights groups were really pissed off that celebrities were flown in to give the dude legitimacy. I didn't write about it earlier because… it's Hilary Swank. I didn't think people would care what she did, and in her (sort of) defense, I think it's pretty likely she was just offered a million-dollar check and a private plane to come to the event, and she had no idea who this guy was, or why she should have refused. Anyway, she's apologizing:

Hollywood celebrity Hilary Swank said she “deeply regrets” visiting a concert held on the birthday of the Kremlin-backed Chechen leader, who is accused of torture, abductions and killings by human rights groups.

The two-time Oscar winner said that she was unaware of the disappearances, house torchings and extra-judicial killings reportedly orchestrated by Ramzan Kadyrov in the southern Russian republic.

“I deeply regret attending this event,” Swank said in a written message to The Associated Press. “If I had a full understanding of what this event was apparently intended to be, I would never have gone.”

Swank issued the message after the Human Rights Watch criticized her — along with Belgian actor Jean Claude Van Damme and British violinist Vanessa Mae — for attending a show that, it says, “trivializes the suffering of countless victims of human rights abuses.”

On Kadyrov’s 35th birthday on Oct. 5, his government organized a lavish concert in Chechnya’s provincial capital, Grozny, that has been restored after being flattened during two wars between Chechen separatists and Moscow since 1994.

The celebrities — as well as dozens of Russian politicians and pop stars — showed up to congratulate Kadyrov from a stage arranged between a gigantic mosque and a newly built business center.

During the birthday show, Swank said that she had been taken by the Chechen government’s “passion to make peace and to make something beautiful.” She claimed in her apology that her invitation to the concert made no mention of Kadyrov’s birthday.

Under Kadyrov’s leadership, Chechnya has become relatively quiet, and the insurgent violence has largely migrated to neighboring republics of the volatile Caucasus region. Kadyrov is a former separatist rebel who has boasted of killing his first Russian soldier at age 15. He went over to the federal side at the start of the second Chechen war in 1999. A string of Kadyrov’s critics and political rivals have been brutally murdered in recent years in Russia, Austria and Dubai.

Kadyrov has consistently denied involvement in any of the killings, saying the accusations are fabricated to blacken his name.

[From The Associated Press]

"If I had a full understanding of what this event was apparently intended to be, I would never have gone" = They gave me a lot of money to show up and I didn't want to ask questions, and I figured no one would notice. I mean… I buy her apology, I buy that she regrets it, and she probably hates whoever talked her into it. BUT! I would like to know how much she was paid to show up at the event, and if she also "deeply regrets" taking the money, or if she plans to return the money.

Here's some video of Hilary on stage wishing Kadyrov a happy birthday:

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Photos courtesy of WENN.

Courtney Stodden’s mom: “jealous wives” got Courtney kicked off Facebook

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:01 AM PDT

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I’ve been actively ignoring 17-year-old hypersexual teen bride Courtney Stodden, but I couldn’t resist this latest story. Courtney’s momager spoke to E! Online about the fact that her daughter’s Facebook fan page was recently yanked off the social networking site. According to Courtney’s mom, It’s all due to “jealous” wives who caught their husbands on Courtney’s fan page and reported it for inappropriate content. It has nothing to do with the racy bikini photos her daughter posts, the cringe inducing, inappropriate sexy faces she makes, or the fact that her daughter is underage. This is the mom who happily signed off on her then 16 year-old daughter’s marriage to a 51 year-old man, so I’m not surprised she blames other people for getting her daughter booted from Facebook multiple times and calls them “jealous.”

According to Courtney’s mom, her daughter didn’t post any [nude] pics (not even a nip slip!) or any other inappropriate material. But Krista Keller says she knows why her little girl has been singled out.

“It’s the jealousy from the women towards her,” Keller exclusively tells E! News. “The men love her, the women hate her. The women report the photo because it’s so easy to do. You just click a button. They think she’s too sexy, they all report her together, and it’s done.”

That’s a theory, for sure.

“On any Facebook page, people can report it for inappropriate content,” Keller says. “There is nothing on her page you wouldn’t find anywhere on Facebook! She has never done any nudity. Not a breast, not even a butt cheek. It’s just her in a bathing suit!”

But now, Keller tells us, when the now-17-year-old Courtney tries to log in, a message pops up informing her that she has been denied access due to inappropriate sexual conduct.

“A lot of men and young girls love her page, but when the wives see their husbands on her page, they team up to get Courtney kicked off!” Keller adds. “When Facebook gets enough reports on one page, it locks her out.”

Keller says that Facebook has yanked Courtney’s access 8 or 10 times now and has never once answered the teen’s monthly requests to look into the problem.

[From E! Online]

There were Facebook pages dedicated to mocking this girl that were run by teens in her hometown of Ocean Shores, WA and were up well before she got famous. I doubt that many wives are up in arms because their husbands are looking at photos of Courtney. People think she’s ridiculous and that she’s way too young to be posting photos like that. She’s still describing everything on Twitter as if she’s constantly horny too. It’s hard to tell whether she’s writing it or if she’s a puppet in some horrible hoax. Whatever is going on, she seems to be complicit in it, for as much as she can consent at her age and level of functioning. Courtney recently posed with her hands in Marilyn Monroe’s handprints in front of Grauman’s Chinese Theatre. She wrote “Placing my hands in Marilyn Monroe’s provocative prints & what a perfect fit it is!

Whatever happened with Courtney’s Facebook page, it’s up again now. These are actual photos I got off her Facebook. Oh these are completely appropriate and normal for a 17 year-old girl.

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Blake Lively & Ryan Reynolds meet up again, and she cooks for him

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 08:00 AM PDT

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Now that we've established that Blake Lively is currently boning Ryan Reynolds, can we give them a joined name? Your options are Blyan or Rake. I'm all for Rake. Anyway, last week we heard that about Blake's man-hopping, bed-hopping, amazing dating game wherein she dumped (???) Leonardo DiCaprio (because he was getting too serious!!) and instantly moved on to Ryan. Allegedly, Blake tried to hit it with Ryan when they were working on The Green Lantern, but whatever went down, it was either nothing or nothing serious. But now RAKE is on. So on that Ryan traveled from Boston to New York just to see his new girlfriend. Seriously?

Blake Lively, 24, seems to have forgotten all about her ex-boyfriend Leonardo DiCaprio, 36. As we reported earlier, Blake has been getting close to Ryan Reynolds, 35 — and the two were spotted making out at a Boston's South Train Station on Oct. 3.

Well, just a week after their steamy station hookup, a source says that Ryan traveled to NYC to visit Blake on the set of her hit show, Gossip Girl on Oct. 8!

"They hugged and then got in a car together," the source tells Us magazine.

So what is the state of Blake and Ryan's relationship? "They're seeing each other casually," an insider reveals. "They became good friends on the set [of Green Lantern]. Now they're both single and trying it out."

[From Hollywood Life]

For the life of me, I don't understand why so many women are treating Ryan "Gerbil" Reynolds like he has a dong made of magic. Maybe he's just not my type, but even when a guy's not my type, I can at least understand why girls like the dude. Not so with Ryan. I don't get why Sandra Bullock, Scarlett Johansson, Olivia Wilde and now Blake are all over this guy's jock. Please, explain it to me. Do these ladies know that there's a single Fassbender in the world?!?

Also - In Touch Weekly has a "how Blake won Ryan's heart" story, and it sounds suspiciously like a "how Blake won Leo's heart" story that I remember writing - basically, every dude loves Blake Lively because she knows her way around a kitchen. According to In Touch (via Jezebel), "Blake exhibited what could only be called girlfriend behavior and went grocery shopping for Ryan, then made him meals and stocked his freezer with the things she made." So domestic. That probably does work on dudes like Ryan. Dudes like Fassbender, however, are into a completely different kind of "meal".

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Production stills/promotional images from 'Green Lantern'. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Vincent D’Onofrio has lost weight, looks good: would you hit it?

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 07:59 AM PDT

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I've talked about my love for Vincent D'Onofrio before, right? I'm pretty sure I have. I love big guys, and Vincent is one of the biggest. We so rarely get new photos of him too, because he's honestly a very low-key dude, and he has some health issues too, right? Something about migraines and exhaustion, I believe. Plus, his weight has yo-yoed a lot over the past five years (there were a few seasons of Law & Order: CI where he looked enormous), but he looks really good here. Vincent and Richard Belzer (Det. Munch on L&O: SVU) were both in Washington D.C. for the Black-tie Gala dinner to celebrate the 20th Anniversary of the National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial. I think Law & Order creator and producer Dick Wolf was being honored for his decades of work in concert with police forces and prosecutors. Vincent looks great! Yes, I would still hit it. Again and again. I'm so incredibly attracted to him.

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But really, look at Richard Belzer! Belzer brought his dog to Washington. Can you even believe that Belzer, a notorious curmudgeon and the king of conspiracy theorists, has such a fluffy, adorable dog? I love him. Tell me this, ladies (and gentlemen)… Richard Belzer: would you hit it?

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Photos courtesy of Fame.

Kelsey Grammer says RHOBH was his “parting gift” to Camille; curses out producer

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 07:58 AM PDT

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For as insufferable and up her own ass Camille Grammer seemed on the first season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, her ex-husband, Kelsey Grammer, came across much worse. Kelsey left Camille and their two children in California while he went to New York to do a play, knocked up a much younger stewardess and promptly dumped Camille (maybe not in that order, but pretty close). He married the flight attendant as soon as his divorce with Camille went through. Kelsey didn’t let Camille know that he had one foot out the door when he left for New York and she started filming her reality show. It wasn’t until months later, during the Tony Awards that he had her attend with him, that he let her know he wanted out but still expected her to play the doting wife for the cameras. Only now Kelsey is rewriting history and he claims that the RHOBH was his “parting gift” to Camille. I thought his parting gift was making her go as his date with him to the Tonys and then proceeding to make obnoxious references to his mistress.

Kelsey Grammer stopped by the Australian morning show “Sunrise” Tuesday to dish on his new show, “Boss,” and — reluctantly — his recent divorce from “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Camille Grammer.

The couple’s relationship woes played out in the spotlight, thanks to Camille’s role on the “Housewives” reality show. When asked about Camille’s frequent remarks about the split, Grammer said: "In my mind [the show] was my parting gift to her. It was a very difficult marriage and a very difficult decade. I thought, 'So long, here's a present for you.'"

Ongoing drama including custody battles, gag orders and Grammer's marriage a few days after his divorce to flight attendant Kayte Walsh has kept the former couple in the media spotlight. The TV stars were married for 14 years before they split in February 2011.

Grammer was allegedly miffed that the talk show aired footage of himself and his ex-wife in happier times. According to a report by “confidential reporters” at Australia’s Herald Sun, Grammer reportedly blasted “Sunrise” producer Mark Beirne following the segment, calling Beirne "a vile person” and “a sick dog.” The report also claims that Grammer threw profanities at the producer after coming off the air.

[From the Huffington Post]

So Kelsey may have thought that, but he didn’t have the courtesy to tell that to his wife after “a very difficult decade” until he’d already moved in with his mistress. Don’t get me wrong, I can’t stand Camille but that was super cold and mean the way he dumped her.

Also, did you read that about how he got all pissy and swore and called the producer names after that interview? He’s got this veneer of class, but he’s one of the most petty nasty bastards when it comes down to it. Look at what he did to Camille and how he’s laughing about it now.

In related news, TMZ reports that Kelsey is trying to slap Camille with a gag order for an impromptu interview she gave a paparazzo when she was out with their son. She said that she was taking the kids to their activities and answered that his favorite sports were tennis, soccer and skateboarding. It was all pretty innocent but Kelsey doesn’t want her allowing their children to be filmed by the press. It was fine for him to later bring both of the kids to paparazzi hotspot Boa, though.

Kelsey talks about the Real Housewives at 4:20 below.

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Kelsey and his new wife are shown on 10/6/11. Camille is shown on 9/22/11. Credit: WENN and Pacific Coast News

Wendy Williams on Beyonce: “She’s giving birth to a frisbee or Stewie from Family Guy”

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 07:02 AM PDT


I know we’ve covered the Beyonce Baby Bump Conspiracy story quite a bit, but I thought Wendy Williams’ take on it was funny and I wanted to mention it. Yesterday Kaiser laid out her theories as to what was going on with Beyonce’s collapsible bump. She basically thinks Beyonce is actually pregnant, but that she’s padding her stomach for attention. I’m not sure whether Beyonce is pregnant or not, even taking into account the bikini photos. I’ve never seen a pregnant woman’s stomach fold over like that, and it didn’t look like fabric bunching to me, it looked like a pillow folding. Wendy Williams agreed, and on her show she had two pregnant staffers, one that was due in February like Beyonce, sit down to show that what happened to Beyonce’s stomach was not natural at all. She claimed on one hand that Beyonce was probably actually pregnant, but then seemed to suggest that she was faking it.

Wendy: When she sat down the baby bump squashed, crumpled and folded… she’s either giving birth to a frisbee or Stewie from Family Guy… What is that? Is that a baby bump? [When I was pregnant] I wouldn’t be able to sit like that.

[Shows Beyonce's bikini photo] Then I’m pregnant too… Girls come on, we all get this. I’m not saying that she’s not pregnant there… that proves absolutely nothing to me.

I would like to believe that Beyonce is really pregnant. I don’t like to believe that people play around with pregnancy. I’ve had so many miscarriages…

Here are some alleged conspiracy theories:
- The baby is helping Beyonce’s sagging recording career.
- Beyonce’s pregnancy is a way of keeping Jay-Z’s alleged mistress away
- The alleged woman over in Trinidad with [Jay's] alleged 10 year-old son, Beyonce is trying to keep up with her.
- How about this? This is the most disgusting one. Beyonce is going to use a surrogate so she can maintain her body.
- Here’s that is even more disgusting. They’re adopting, but they’re going to play it off like they gave birth.

Watch, it’s going to be an at home water birth there’s going to be three people there. Beyonce, Jay-Z and her mother…

Beyonce come on you’re not like that are you? You know how some of these celebrities can be though. Anything for attention.

I love how Wendy called those theories “disgusting” but then kind of cosigned them toward the end.

The Daily Beast has an article written by three female doctors who declare that by viewing the video in question, in their opinion as doctors not treating Beyonce, she “looks appropriately pregnant at this point.” They float the theory that a lot of you have mentioned that “Perhaps when she bent over, her dress simply became looser, giving the appearance that her belly was shifting.” That was a lot of loose fabric that didn’t seem to be in the dress when she was walking.

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Two 16 and Pregnant stars are pregnant yet again

Posted: 13 Oct 2011 06:16 AM PDT

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Two of the stars of “16 and Pregnant” are currently knocked up again, probably for the second time although it’s possible either of them have been pregnant in the interim, or were pregnant at some before before the baby that earned them fame and cash. We heard last year that 19 year-old castmember Markai Durham got pregnant for the second time, allegedly after forgetting a birth control shot, and had an abortion. Now Life & Style is reporting that both Jordan Ward, 18, and Kianna Randall, 18, are pregnant with their second children. Jordan has confirmed her pregnancy while we have yet to hear from Kianna.

"One out of four teen moms will have a repeat birth within two years," warned Teen Mom therapist Dr. Drew Pinsky. Now, Life & Style has learned that two 16 & Pregnant cast members, Jordan Ward, 18, and Kianna Randall, 18, are pregnant again.

"Jordan's baby girl is due in November," a friend tells Life & Style about the married mom of 18-month-old Noah.

Kianna, who already has an 11-month-old son, Kay'den, is expecting and facing felony charges for allegedly attempting to break in to a home in Tarrant County, Texas, on Aug. 28. "She's charged with attempted burglary and two aggravated robberies," a rep for the District Clerk's office confirms to Life & Style.

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Where to start with this? Yes statistics show that 25% of teen moms will get pregnant with a second child within two years, as the all-knowing Dr. Drew points out. The rates for non-celebrity teen moms getting boob jobs and staging bikini photo ops is nowhere near what we see from these MTV teen moms though. Getting pregnant is another way to get more headlines and to squeeze some additional press out of short-lived reality career. Sadly the plastic surgery route is probably more effective and easier on their poor kids. (And Kianna seems to have had a boob job at least.) I’m not saying they definitely got pregnant again to get more plotlines or press, but that’s going to be the result. These shows can’t even teach the participants how to practice safe sex, how are they going to have that effect on teen viewers?

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