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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13
- So Who Wants To Pretend They Broke Into Courtney Stodden’s House To Ogle Her In A Bikini?
- Wait, That ‘I Give God 10% Why Do You Get 18′ Receipt Was Real?! Jesus…
- January Jones Broke Up With Director Boyfriend Before He Even Got Her Pregnant
- Yup, Kim Kardashian’s Going To Be Gigantic
- There Is Another… Lohan… Again
- Dan Marino Admits He Has A Love Child
- Good Morning, Gracie Carvalho In A Bikini, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 1.31.13 Posted: 31 Jan 2013 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that pretty much lives up to its name with this pic alone. Apparently the ‘Revolver Golden God’ is some unfortunate combination of jaundice and gingivitis. We’ve also got Leighton Meester‘s front butt, which clearly takes a backseat to the real thing and we learn that Eva Longoria has Read More ...  |
| So Who Wants To Pretend They Broke Into Courtney Stodden’s House To Ogle Her In A Bikini? Posted: 31 Jan 2013 12:00 PM PST        Here are shots of Courtney Stodden just lounging around the house which apparently we’re supposed to believe are happening without her knowledge because nothing says sexpot like “Teehee! What’s a stranger?” Seriously, you’re looking right at the guy, don’t keep reading! Okay, good, get back in the house, smart thinki- and, holy shit, she did Read More ...  |
| Wait, That ‘I Give God 10% Why Do You Get 18′ Receipt Was Real?! Jesus… Posted: 31 Jan 2013 10:55 AM PST When the “I Give God 10% Why Do You Get 18″ for a tip receipt start floating around the Internet a few days ago, I completely wrote it off as another way too good to be true fake. Even though I know from personal experience there is absolutely no worse table to wait on than Read More ...  |
| January Jones Broke Up With Director Boyfriend Before He Even Got Her Pregnant Posted: 31 Jan 2013 10:12 AM PST        Considering Sweetwater already premiered at Sundance so there’s no way she can be edited out of it now, it should’ve been expected that January Jones would immediately ditch Noah Miller and presumably move on to turning Bryan Singer straight so she can get her old job back. “I promise you can go right back to Read More ...  |
| Yup, Kim Kardashian’s Going To Be Gigantic Posted: 31 Jan 2013 09:11 AM PST        Almost as if no one’s seen Kim Kardashian‘s ass from orbit before, the entire Internet’s freaking out over her baby bump today which is, of course, ridiculously prominent already. What did everyone expect to happen here? She’d defy the laws of human anatomy and not turn into a hairy Violet Beauregarde? The woman’s 89% butt Read More ...  |
| There Is Another… Lohan… Again Posted: 31 Jan 2013 07:45 AM PST        Speaking of children who have no business existing, while Lindsay Lohan spent yesterday in court watching her new lawyer perform such dazzling legal maneuvers as “This here’s my lucky rabbit’s foot” and “Lookin’ beautiful today, ya honah,” (No really.), her dad was learning that 8,567 kicks to the vagina still isn’t enough to abort a Read More ...  |
| Dan Marino Admits He Has A Love Child Posted: 31 Jan 2013 06:56 AM PST  “You want me to sign the inside of your vagina with my penis ink? I don’t see how that’s a collectible, but okay…” Ace Ventura star, and previously revered family man, Dan Marino has admitted to the New York Post that he knocked up, Donna Savvattere, a CBS production assistant who then birthed a secret Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Gracie Carvalho In A Bikini, And Other News Posted: 31 Jan 2013 06:12 AM PST        - Katie Holmes doesn’t have to worry about finding the laser-beam-riddled bodies of dead rentboys anymore, so chin up. - Bradley Cooper and Quentin Tarantino should hang out. - Jordana Brewster in tight jeans, anyone? - Chivettes Bored At Work - Wait, wait, wait. Josh Groban used to bang January Read More ...  |
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