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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.18.13
- So Lindsay Lohan Took That Plea Deal
- Everyone, Relax, It Was The Devil Who Made The Devil On The History Channel Look Like Obama
- Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot
- Kevin Federline’s Apparently Going To Ride This Fat Thing Out
- Selena Gomez’s Mom Made Her Do ‘Spring Breakers’
- CNN Feels Really Bad Guilty Steubenville Football Players Were Found Guilty of Rape
- Gwyneth Paltrow Had A Miscarriage And Almost Died
- Holy Hell, Sara Jean Underwood, And Other News
The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.18.13 Posted: 18 Mar 2013 02:30 PM PDT Welcome to another maxed-out Monday’s The Crap We Missed which has way more butts in yoga pants than I ever thought possible, so in a way you could say it’s the crowning achievement of this digital age. And while we do just have an almost endless parade of butts, we’ve also got the usual slew Read More ... |
So Lindsay Lohan Took That Plea Deal Posted: 18 Mar 2013 01:40 PM PDT “Goddammit, Rip Taylor, we get it! You like confetti.” After boarding then unboarding a plane at JFK and eventually getting a private jet paid for by Mr. Pink Energy Drink to fly her back to LA just in time for her to be 45 minutes late to court, here’s Lindsay Lohan finally showing up to Read More ... |
Everyone, Relax, It Was The Devil Who Made The Devil On The History Channel Look Like Obama Posted: 18 Mar 2013 12:57 PM PDT “I, uh, would like to spend, uh, 40 days, and, uh, nights with you. In the, uh, desert.” Last night on The History Channel’s The Bible miniseries, Satan made an appearance (above) and looked an awful lot like a certain secret Muslim turning America into a socialist butt sex factory. A similarity that Glenn Beck Read More ... |
Tiger Woods & Lindsey Vonn Announced They’re Dating On Facebook With A Couples Photo Shoot Posted: 18 Mar 2013 11:26 AM PDT “I love you, Tiger.” “And I love you, Malin Aker- Lindsey, Lindsey.” Apparently someone told Tiger Woods that perhaps relating to the common man might improve his golf game because here he is posing with Lindsey Vonn for a Facebook photo album announcing their committed, non-marital sex to the world despite the fact he’s always Read More ... |
Kevin Federline’s Apparently Going To Ride This Fat Thing Out Posted: 18 Mar 2013 10:30 AM PDT Both Kevin Federline and Britney Spears attended their son’s soccer game yesterday which must’ve been nice for her because, for once, she wasn’t the one everyone kept watching to make sure their kid didn’t get eaten. “Honey, honey, he’s licking his lips. He’s licking his lips! GRAB JIMMY!” Photos: Fame/Flynet, Splash NewsRead More ... |
Selena Gomez’s Mom Made Her Do ‘Spring Breakers’ Posted: 18 Mar 2013 09:48 AM PDT Seen here posing for Terry Richardson because he’s a real, live wizard, Selena Gomez reveals to E! News that it was her mom who told her to do Spring Breakers. Which is strange because usually Disney moms are so careful not to whore their daughters out that I’m almost positive this whole thing’s a typo: Read More ... |
CNN Feels Really Bad Guilty Steubenville Football Players Were Found Guilty of Rape Posted: 18 Mar 2013 08:03 AM PDT In case you haven’t seen this video goddamn everywhere, where it should be, above is CNN’s Poppy Harlow literally telling Candy Crowley that it was “emotional” watching two “promising” young men like Steubenville football players Adam Mays and Ma’lik Richmond have their lives ruined because they happened to be convicted of taking photos of themselves Read More ... |
Gwyneth Paltrow Had A Miscarriage And Almost Died Posted: 18 Mar 2013 06:59 AM PDT Let me just start out by saying I absolutely, 100% respect that miscarriages are horribly emotional experiences for women to go through and would never make light of one just ’cause. I’m not a Kardashian. Or apparently Gwyneth Paltrow who’s promoting her cookbook by revealing to the Daily Mail that she suffered one while trying Read More ... |
Holy Hell, Sara Jean Underwood, And Other News Posted: 18 Mar 2013 06:07 AM PDT - Katie Holmes‘ friends are teaching her how to dress like a woman Tom Cruise didn’t suck the emotions out of with Cerebro. - Justin Bieber is going butch now. - 75 pics of Girls with Future Lower Back Problems because journalism lives, my friends. - Jessica Biel is apparently a Read More ... |
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