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- Someone Should Probably Tell New Superman People Live In Buildings: A Review of ‘Man of Steel’
- Charlie Sheen Called Farrah Abraham A ‘Stagnant Guzzler of Douche Agua’ With ‘Tranny-Boobs’
- Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting Divorced. For Real This Time.
- Lindsay Lohan Got To Transfer To The Rehab With The Nicer Jacuzzis
- If Your Child Doesn’t Recognize Robert Downey Jr., You’ve Failed As A Parent
- Eddie Murphy’s Ridiculously Hot Girlfriend Is Still In A Bikini And Other News
- We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress
| Someone Should Probably Tell New Superman People Live In Buildings: A Review of ‘Man of Steel’ Posted: 14 Jun 2013 03:09 PM PDT “Aw, Superman, come back. We promise we won’t stare at your penis anymore. These aliens are really strong.” If you’re debating whether to catch Man of Steel and are on a time-crunch, let me save you a pile of nerd words and say, yes, go see it. Because even though it’s not quite the Superman Read More ...  |
| Charlie Sheen Called Farrah Abraham A ‘Stagnant Guzzler of Douche Agua’ With ‘Tranny-Boobs’ Posted: 14 Jun 2013 11:51 AM PDT Before I get to my Man of Steel review, here’s an open letter Charlie Sheen sent Farrah Abraham after she decided to share text messages between the two of them to the tabloids because she has a porno that was never a sex tape to sell. Anyway, this thing is literally a testament to how Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus’ Parents Are Getting Divorced. For Real This Time. Posted: 14 Jun 2013 05:45 AM PDT Miley Cyrus‘ parents have threatened to get a divorce before – No thanks to Hannah Montana, whoever the hell she is… – only to call the whole thing off, but this time Bret Michaels might want to delouse his finest wig and bandana because Tish Cyrus has officially filed papers. TMZ reports: Billy Ray’s wife, Read More ...  |
| Lindsay Lohan Got To Transfer To The Rehab With The Nicer Jacuzzis Posted: 14 Jun 2013 05:30 AM PDT When we last left Lindsay Lohan, she was freaking out after The Betty Ford Center made her stop taking Adderall. Although, in fairness, when did rehabs start making celebrities quit the drugs they’re hopelessly addicted to? That’s bullshit. Since then, everyone’s been fed a bunch of talking points about how great she’s doing which we Read More ...  |
| If Your Child Doesn’t Recognize Robert Downey Jr., You’ve Failed As A Parent Posted: 14 Jun 2013 05:15 AM PDT Here’s Robert Downey Jr. taking a break from filming The Judge in Massachusetts to meet 18-month-old Jaxson who was under the impression he was going to meet Iron Man, but instead, got this stranger and appears to have reacted exactly like I would’ve so I hope somebody changed him afterwards. On that note, apparently this Read More ...  |
| Eddie Murphy’s Ridiculously Hot Girlfriend Is Still In A Bikini And Other News Posted: 14 Jun 2013 05:00 AM PDT - The Olsen Twins turned 27 yesterday. Let that sink in. - Justin Timberlake‘s nose is a tit. I knew it! - Burn Your Bra, It’s For The Greater Good! - Kris Jenner really is this dumb. - There’s a sequel to 300? Goddammit. - A bunch of Miss Read More ...  |
| We Went To See ‘Man of Steel,’ Here’s Amy Adams’ Boob-Dress Posted: 14 Jun 2013 04:55 AM PDT So by the time you’re reading this, the lights just dimmed and Photo Boy and I are slowly reaching ours hands towards each other watching Man of Steel which I’ll detail how gently or harshly it treated my nerd-boner later this afternoon. In the meantime, you’ll notice new posts already on the site, and to Read More ...  |
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