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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.2.13
- Superman’s Banging Kaley Cuoco Now
- Kristen Stewart Wore This To Fashion Week
- Of Course Michael Jackson Had A ‘Child Sex Alarm’
- I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind
- It’s Time To Let Go of Christian Bale Starring In ‘Justice League’
- Remember Kennedy? Michael Jordan Tried To Take Her Virginity In A Dice Game
- There’s A Country Singer Named Jessie James Who Looks Like This In A Bikini
- Jennifer Lawrence Wore This And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 7.2.13 Posted: 02 Jul 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed, which once again brings the Final Five out of retirement for two reasons. 1.) Apparently Beyonce will only approve photos of her butt if ILM stages it. 2.) This photobomb masterpiece that proves not only is Antoine Dodson still super gay, but he’s also the real architect of Read More ...  |
| Superman’s Banging Kaley Cuoco Now Posted: 02 Jul 2013 12:13 PM PDT I will never believe this isn’t Kelly Clarkson after a kill. Never. If you’re wondering why there’s been such a big deal about Henry Cavill just picking actresses like Kaley Cuoco from TV shows he likes and plowing them (Oh yeah.), it’s probably because he was dating Gina Carano who could easily beat the shit Read More ...  |
| Kristen Stewart Wore This To Fashion Week Posted: 02 Jul 2013 11:00 AM PDT Here’s the now-single Kristen Stewart at Paris Fashion Week where I can’t tell if she’s wearing a designer outfit or simply on her way to shoot Irresistible: The Robert Palmer Story then have the director lick her pussy. I should probably learn more about clothes, but eh, who needs ‘em? Tell me 10 Kristen Read More ...  |
| Of Course Michael Jackson Had A ‘Child Sex Alarm’ Posted: 02 Jul 2013 10:10 AM PDT Left to right: Macualay Culkin, Giggles The Dead Clown Who Couldn’t Keep Special Secrets, Michael Jackson Apparently it’s “Remember How Much Michael Jackson Loved Molesting Kids Week” because TMZ has new details from Wade Robson‘s lawsuit against the King of Pop’s estate that alleges he had a “child sex alarm” which is exactly like it Read More ...  |
| I Made This Selena Gomez Wardrobe Malfunction Happen With My Mind Posted: 02 Jul 2013 08:00 AM PDT Yesterday, I joked about trying to make Selena Gomez have a wardrobe malfunction, and apparently she actually had one. Granted, it’s slightly lower than where I was aiming, my magic is as imperfect as it is beautiful. More importantly, if you look hard enough, you can still see Justin Bieber‘s tear stains from the day Read More ...  |
| It’s Time To Let Go of Christian Bale Starring In ‘Justice League’ Posted: 02 Jul 2013 07:00 AM PDT One of the predominant geek fantasies out there is Christian Bale returning as Batman in the Justice League movie Warner Bros. is dying to slap together so they can start printing out Avengers money. Which probably is a bad idea considering the last two times he played Batman Heath Ledger died and a baby got Read More ...  |
| Remember Kennedy? Michael Jordan Tried To Take Her Virginity In A Dice Game Posted: 02 Jul 2013 06:55 AM PDT One of my favorite things in the world is when a pseudo-celebrity finally reaches that inevitable point in life where the only thing they have to offer society is embarrassing stories about actual celebrities. So here’s former MTV VJ Kennedy shilling her new book The Kennedy Chronicles with an anecdote about Michael Jordan trying to Read More ...  |
| There’s A Country Singer Named Jessie James Who Looks Like This In A Bikini Posted: 02 Jul 2013 06:50 AM PDT Last week, there was almost nothing but Paula Deen posts and barely a bikini photo to be found, so to make up for that (and the fact we’re rapidly approaching a holiday vortex) here’s country singer Jessie James and actress Suzanne Quast in bikinis to harken back to a time when we’d all stare at Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lawrence Wore This And Other News Posted: 02 Jul 2013 05:52 AM PDT - Mariah Carey is taking over every holiday. - Ian Somerhalder naked, drinking a beer in a bathtub, ladies? - Minding the Gap is good for your health. - New business model: Getting more Amish women to pose for Maxim. (Adding… Oh, Punsxytawney, you always deliver.) - You fled to Read More ...  |
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