The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13
- Subtlety, Thy Name Is Courtney Stodden
- Stacy Keibler Left George Clooney For Real This Time. Maybe.
- Heidi Klum Got Sunburn On Her Butt, Wants You To Look At It
- Lilit Avagyan, My Ass. That’s Kim Kardashian.
- Hey, Remember Paris Hilton? She’s In A Bikini
- Rihanna Wore A Bikini, Too. In Poland?
- Justin Timberlake’s Video Has Naked Ladies, Too, You Guys. He’s Still Cool!
- Kris Jenner Really Wants You To Look At Kylie & Kendall’s Underage Butts in Bikinis
- Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Idea How Skin Cancer Works
- The Shannon Twins Almost Make Me Regret That Stuff I Said About America, Almost, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 7.8.13 Posted: 08 Jul 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason ended up with a ton of Instagram selfies that had nothing to do with bikinis and everything to do with Rob Kardashian‘s man titty. We also included Juliette Lewis forgetting the cardinal rule about negotiating your price up front, Kelly Brook and the genius Read More ...  |
| Subtlety, Thy Name Is Courtney Stodden Posted: 08 Jul 2013 12:29 PM PDT Oh thank God. For a minute there, I was afraid Courtney Stodden was going to shamelessly parade her new implants around like goddamn pinatas, but this? This is tasteful. Like staring into the Louvre if the Louvre honks when you squeeze it. Photo: Pacific Coast NewsRead More ...  |
| Stacy Keibler Left George Clooney For Real This Time. Maybe. Posted: 08 Jul 2013 11:16 AM PDT “You sure you don’t want? I’m done fucking her.” It seems like every few months there’s a report that George Clooney and Stacy Keibler‘s relationship reached that crucial point where it’s stay together or have sex with tons and tons of other women, but this time seems to be official (Or not, already.) and for Read More ...  |
| Heidi Klum Got Sunburn On Her Butt, Wants You To Look At It Posted: 08 Jul 2013 11:10 AM PDT Heidi Klum spent the weekend in the Bahamas where she apparently burnt her ass tanning which is amazing because I could’ve sworn Gwyneth Paltrow just said the sun’s our natural friend who could never hurt us. In fact, I bet that’s not even sunburn at all. That’s a moonburn! How much is that cratered bastard Read More ...  |
| Lilit Avagyan, My Ass. That’s Kim Kardashian. Posted: 08 Jul 2013 09:10 AM PDT Supposedly this is Lilit Avagyan, Reggie Bush‘s fiancee, except I know Kim Kardashian when I see her (ass) and this is Kim Kardashian. Not to mention, “Lilit Avagyan” sounds exactly like the kind of fake name Kim would make up. With Kanye’s penis in her mouth. “Hey, it’s Kim Kardashian!” “Mfo mfo, MfI’m Lilit Avagyan. Read More ...  |
| Hey, Remember Paris Hilton? She’s In A Bikini Posted: 08 Jul 2013 09:00 AM PDT I don’t even know if Paris Hilton counts as a celebrity anymore, but let’s not get caught up in who or what belongs on the site. Just this morning, I posted about two people who’ve accomplished absolutely nothing except fall out of the same vagina as Kim Kardashian and without even coming from the same Read More ...  |
| Rihanna Wore A Bikini, Too. In Poland? Posted: 08 Jul 2013 08:37 AM PDT In case it isn’t clear by now, we’re just throwing bikini pics at you all day, so here’s Rihanna in Poland yesterday which I honestly didn’t even know had beaches. Although I’m sure they try to sunbathe in the water and swim in the sand because, ha, remember Polack jokes? Now that’s good, old-fashioned xenophobia Read More ...  |
| Justin Timberlake’s Video Has Naked Ladies, Too, You Guys. He’s Still Cool! Posted: 08 Jul 2013 08:03 AM PDT Earlier in the year, Robin Thicke released a video for “Blurred Lines” that got a bunch of buzz after it was pulled from YouTube because it’s 90% Emily Ratajkowski dancing around naked and therefore awesome. So naturally Justin Timberlake tried to do the same thing for his new single “Tunnel Vision” because it’s impossible to Read More ...  |
| Kris Jenner Really Wants You To Look At Kylie & Kendall’s Underage Butts in Bikinis Posted: 08 Jul 2013 07:23 AM PDT Now just hear me out, Chris Hansen. I know you dove through a skylight with the express purpose of uppercutting me into a seat right over there, but before you dangle me from a rope and make me swear to you, ask yourself, who’s the real villain here? Me, some schlub on the Internet who’s Read More ...  |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Has No Idea How Skin Cancer Works Posted: 08 Jul 2013 05:00 AM PDT It’s a fact Gwyneth Paltrow knows how to live life better than all of us, so whenever she fires pearls of wisdom across our face, it’s important to not only smile and never wipe your face on the Andalusian pillow smocks, Farrah*, but commit them to memory lest you make such stupid, poor mistakes as Read More ...  |
| The Shannon Twins Almost Make Me Regret That Stuff I Said About America, Almost, And Other News Posted: 08 Jul 2013 04:00 AM PDT - Katy Perry tainted America’s birthday by having sex with John Mayer. - Same goes for Selena Gomez. - Soooo… You Got Wasted: 'Merica Edition - Hey, celebrities, maybe stop tweeting for a second and look at a firework. Just a thought. - Kanye won’t change diapers, so.. what? Like Read More ...  |
| You are subscribed to email updates from The Superficial - Because You're Ugly To stop receiving these emails, you may unsubscribe now. | Email delivery powered by Google |
| Google Inc., 20 West Kinzie, Chicago IL USA 60610 | |
You have read this article with the title The Superficial - Because You're Ugly. You can bookmark this page URL https://thisgirlreprobate.blogspot.com/2013/07/the-superficial-because-you-ugly_8.html. Thanks!
