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- George Clooney defends sad Elisabetta Canalis’s honor, one last time
- Mike Myers & his wife welcomed a baby boy named Spike
- L&S: Sandra Bullock is thin because she’s heartbroken over Ryan Reynolds
- Duchess Kate in cream Amanda Wakeley: lovely, classic and appropriate?
- Tom Cruise got a haircut for ‘One Shot’: improved or worse?
- David Arquette confirms that he’s with Joe Francis’ ex wife, is “friends” with ex Courtney
- Linnocent goes to Paris, finds a new businessman friend/client
- Angelina Jolie took Shiloh & Zahara to get their ears pierced, Zahara cried
- Kate Gosselin is surprised that no networks want to hire her
- Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore: “when” not “if” they will split?
George Clooney defends sad Elisabetta Canalis’s honor, one last time Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:58 AM PDT I actually feel sorry for Elisabetta Canalis. I have a soft spot in my cold, dead heart for a good "immigrant does well in America" story, and I feel like America was actively rooting against Elisabetta. After all, she has a great ass and she looks like Cindy Crawford in dim light, which was enough to get her George Clooney for two years. And apparently, that's all Elisabetta gets. She doesn't get Hollywood, she doesn't get any more "modeling" jobs, she doesn't even get cheesy reality-star fame on Dancing With the Stars - the audience couldn't kick her off soon enough. So now comes the sad stories about the end of Elisabetta's "fame" in America. Sure, she'll still be somebody in Italy - she's probably even "A list" in Italy. But in America, she's nothing more than a pushier Sarah Larson with a thick accent. Us Weekly got the ball rolling in this week's print issue, apparently claiming that Elisabetta sent George Clooney "angry text messages" about his new girlfriend, Stacy "Cray-Cray" Keibler. Clooney took pity on poor Eli and denied the story to TMZ:
[From TMZ] Rough. All kinds of rough. If the story is true, poor Eli, and if it's false (probably), then this was Eli's last moment with Clooney - when he defended her "honor" as someone who wouldn't be crazy enough to send nasty test messages, which is setting the bar pretty low. Clooney probably forgot to mention that he changed all of his numbers right after he had security escort Eli off the Lake Como estate. Meanwhile, Eli gave a sad interview to Life & Style right after she was eliminated on DWTS. This whole thing made me cringe:
[From Life & Style] Ugh. Cringe. Poor Eli. She's crazy, but I get the feeling Stacy Keibler could out-crazy her any day of the week. My advice for Eli? Go home. Not in a "we're kicking you out" way, but in a "go see your family, have lunch with friends, lick your wounds" kind of way. Go home for a while, work in Italy, maybe try to really launch yourself as an actress/model/personality in Europe, and then find another nice, rich dude and stop talking about getting married and having babies, because that seems to drive the rich ones away. I hope Stacy Keibler is watching this mess, because this is her journey in less than a year. I'm giving it six months, actually. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
Mike Myers & his wife welcomed a baby boy named Spike Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:20 AM PDT This past March, I was stunned to read a story in the NY Post about Mike Myers having "secretly wed" a tea-shop-owning hipster chick named Kelly Tisdale. I was surprised because I had put stock in many blind items about Mike maybe/probably being gay, and perhaps that was the reason his first marriage failed? Many commenters corrected me, and it's looking more and more like Mike is totally straight. He and Kelly married late last year after dating for several years. Kelly was pregnant when they announced their "secret" marriage, and Life & Style is confirming that Kelly gave birth to a boy!
[From Life & Style] SPIKE? It must be an English thing, right? Mike's parents were English (transplanted to Canada). There are lots of dudes in England named Spike, and some of them are even heroes of English comedy, so perhaps it was a reference to that. Here in America, we reserve the name "Spike" for dogs. Anyway, I congratulate Mike and Kelly on their Virgo boy, and wish them luck with what I'm sure will be the kid's long-time issues with OCD and neurosis (can I get a witness, fellow Virgos?). Congrats and mazel tov! Photos courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News. |
L&S: Sandra Bullock is thin because she’s heartbroken over Ryan Reynolds Posted: 29 Sep 2011 08:18 AM PDT
All of this is intro for this story in Life & Style about how Sandra Bullock is so thin now because she’s pining for Ryan Reynolds, who is rumored to have left her to bone a bunch of random starlets like Olivia Wilde. I think Life & Style just noticed that Sandra was thin and that she no longer seems to be with Ryan and put two and two together. They could be right, though, as there’s nothing that will help you shed pounds like a breakup. Jezebel has a quick rundown of the story:
[From Jezebel] Bullock must have gotten wind of this story, because last night she was photographed out at paparazzi and celebrity hotspot Mr. Chow. Those are the photos where she’s in a car. She’s also shown outside the gym last week, and she looks really fit and healthy to me. I’m judging from her arms, not her clavicle area though. Maybe that part of her chest just looks sunken, because she doesn’t look scary skinny or anything, just thin. I love Sandra though and I refuse to believe that she’s suffering if things didn’t work out with Ryan. Maybe she’s just using the extra time to work on her fitness. Photos of Sandra in a tank top with bare arms are from 9/22/11. She’s shown at LAX with Louis on 9/18/11. She’s also shown alone on 9/21/11. Credit: Fame |
Duchess Kate in cream Amanda Wakeley: lovely, classic and appropriate? Posted: 29 Sep 2011 07:41 AM PDT New photos! New photos! New photos, just in, of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, better known as "Will and Kate" (how gauche!). They made an appearance today at the opening of a children's cancer unit at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London. William was just coming off of a 24-hour sleepless work bender in Wales, where he was on duty doing search and rescue. He met up with Kate at the event, having only arrived in London just moments beforehand it seems like. William has been the cancer hospital's president since May 2007, and his mother previously held the position. You can read some sweet stuff about the kids about William here - much like Diana, he's good with kids, as is Harry. As for Duchess Kate's style today… she wore a cream Amanda Wakeley dress that fits like a glove, and I don't believe it's a repeat either. I think this is a new dress for her (only) second appearance in the UK as a duchess. It looks nice on her - she looks good in whites and creams, as well as jewel tones. If I was dressing her, I would put her in lots of creams and strong, bold reds, greens, blues and purples. Never beige, never pastels. Also: what are the thoughts on her little diamond cross pendant? Jesus is giving her the side-eye for living in sin with William for years. Should we talk about whether she's pregnant? She doesn't look knocked up. No part of her looks bigger. I don't think she is. A few more stories about Kate, via Us Weekly (she's their cover girl this week). One, Kate's wallet is full of "rewards cards" from stores, according to a blogger bystander who witnessed Kate making some purchases at Topshop a few days ago. What does this mean? It means Kate shops a lot (that's all she does), but she still loves a good deal. Second story, this bizarre tale:
[From Us Weekly] So she went to a museum (dressed for winter, in the middle of a heat wave) and asked a lot of questions about one of the odder pieces, and her security guard made a bystander delete photos of her. Does anyone else think that whole incident is bizarre? Back to the photos - Kate is getting a lot better at not staring directly into the cameras. But she's still obsessively touching her trademark hair. And thank God, there are NO BUTTONS on this outfit (that I can see). So… a great deal of improvement. |
Tom Cruise got a haircut for ‘One Shot’: improved or worse? Posted: 29 Sep 2011 07:06 AM PDT These are the newish photos of Tom Cruise with his new, fancy haircut. I'm not in love with the cut, but it's probably more age-appropriate for Tom. He's 49 years old, after all. He can't do the longish, rock-n-roll hair forever, and God knows, he could still pass for a man 10 or 15 years younger, but I still don't really like the short look on Tom. CB loves it, and says that if he was 6 inches taller, she would be giving him a second glance. Speaking of Tom's height (and his lifts!), Tom got this haircut for his new role in One Shot. Apparently, there's been some controversy with fans of the book - they say Tom is much, much too short.
[From The Mail] Yeah, the height thing would probably bother me too if I had read and liked the book (which I may check out now). If they needed someone tall, why not Timothy Olyphant, y'all? Tall dudes need love (and movie roles) too. Oh, I wanted to mention this cute little story in In Touch Weekly. Apparently, Tom Cruise has ensured that Suri has a "million dollar jewelry box.” Tom "loves buying jewelry for her, especially vintage and estate pieces" and a friend says, “He’ll see something he likes and just buy it for Suri to give to her when she is older.” That's actually really nice. I bet Katie sets aside pieces of jewelry for Suri too. |
David Arquette confirms that he’s with Joe Francis’ ex wife, is “friends” with ex Courtney Posted: 29 Sep 2011 06:44 AM PDT
David also said that he’s in “friends” territory with his estranged wife, Courteney Cox Arquette. Courteney has been seen in the audience on Dancing With The Stars along with their seven year-old daughter, Coco. The fact that David is happily dating again, and that he’s been with his new girlfriend for at least a few months, makes me wonder if he’s ever going to officially divorce Courteney. It’s nice that they’re keeping it civil, though. Here’s more:
[From E! Online] David was going through such a hard time getting over Courteney, (and her infidelity which he refused to accept) so that’s nice to hear that he’s moved on. What I want to know is how a woman can go from a sociopathic probably abusive douche like Joe Francis to a sensitive funny good guy like Arquette. I mean Arquette has his problems, but he got booted by Courtney, not the other way around, and doesn’t seem to have cheated on her when they were together. He’s on this journey of sobriety and self discovery. He just seems vulnerable and sweet to me, while Francis is a manipulative jerk who makes titty films. Maybe McLarty realized that she needed to do a complete 180 from her ex if she wanted to be in a decent relationship. At least she got out of her marriage soon enough and divorced Francis within two months. Also, that was really nice what Arquette said about finding Lacey Schwimmer sexy. When she dances and is dressed by other people, she really is. On her own she’s a hot mess, but that’s due to her fashion, not her size at all. I enjoy seeing Arquette on DWTS and I hope he hangs in there for a while. He was in the bottom two this week though, and narrowly missed being voted off. This chick bears a very superficial resemblance to Courteney when she was younger. Look at how dapper Arquette is outside DWTS practice! photo credit: WENN.com |
Linnocent goes to Paris, finds a new businessman friend/client Posted: 29 Sep 2011 06:27 AM PDT These are new photos of Linnocent in Paris last night, leaving the club Raspoutine. She looks rough. But not as rough as she looked in NYC. As I've long said, Paris is where Linnocent gets the good sh-t. Whenever she goes to Paris, it's always an epic party for her, so just give her another day and she'll look blitzed out of her skull. According to WENN, The Mail & OK Mag UK, Linnocent left the club with the owner, Andre Saraiva (the dude in the leather jacket who looks like a reject from Grease), and half of the club followed Linnocent out. Some are saying that Linnocent and Andre went back to his place. Sure. Why not? It's not like she hasn't just spent the last week in Italy, boning her new boss. Just another day in the exciting, jet-set life of Linnocent, International Call Girl. I had to look up this Andre guy, and he sounds… unusual. And interesting - and legit. The NYT refers to him as a "graffitist and night-life entrepreneur". He's big in the art world, and he runs several successful clubs around the world. Here's his mini-bio:
[From 60 by 80] WTF? What is a legit businessman and artist doing with Linnocent? Why is he bringing a crackhead back to his place? Wait, is this some kind of "art project"? Something James Franco-esque? Yes, Linnocent is a cracked-out muse to many "artists". And I'm sure her "muse" fees are astronomical. |
Angelina Jolie took Shiloh & Zahara to get their ears pierced, Zahara cried Posted: 29 Sep 2011 05:53 AM PDT I can't believe I know this, but do you remember how Angelina Jolie pierced Vivienne's ears when she was just a baby? Viv has been wearing earrings for a while now. Well, I had never really noticed that neither Shiloh nor Zahara had their ears pierced. That's according to a British tabloid, although a two-minute search through older photos confirmed that Z and Shiloh never seem to be wearing earrings until this week (as you can see in these photos). Anyway, The Sun claims that Angelina just took her two oldest girls into a London salon to get their ears pierced, and hilarity ensued. Hint: only the Empress was brave enough to go through with it.
[From Us Weekly] Aw, what are big sisters for? I love that Shiloh had every intention of getting her ears done but when Z went first, Shi chickened out. Oh, and Z "screamed then burst into tears"??? OMG, poor Z! I always forget that she has moments when she's just a little girl and not our soon-to-be empress. Sidenote: I let my holes grow over years ago, because I got so tired of wearing earrings. Should I get them re-pierced? I've been debating it for a while. Thoughts? Oh, and this is the best Shiloh photo EVER. I imagine this is the face she made when Z screamed. Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
Kate Gosselin is surprised that no networks want to hire her Posted: 29 Sep 2011 05:40 AM PDT
[From The Huffington Post] Kate is going the way of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, except she’s old enough to have no excuse for not planning for this, and for assuming that the public would continue to support her outlandish lifestyle. Does reality television help create these type of narcissistic famewhores, or are these just the people who are drawn to reality television? Kate has surely changed over the years due to her television show, but it’s not like she would have been a nice, normal person without the cameras. She would have confined her nastiness to her family and community, and she would have had to make due with less resources. It looks like that’s about to happen for her anyway, and she’s going into it kicking and screaming. Kate tweeted a response to this story, as reported on Radar, and wrote “NOT 1 stitch of truth in radar article, once again… & radar u can’t even report my website properly! It’s: kateplusmy8.com.” These photos are from 12/1/10. Credit: Fame |
Ashton Kutcher & Demi Moore: “when” not “if” they will split? Posted: 29 Sep 2011 04:44 AM PDT I know CB has been covering this ongoing scandal, but things are really starting to heat up. To recap our stories so far, early this week, Star Magazine's cover story began leaking out. The story is all about how Ashton is generally a womanizer, and how he's been screwing around on Demi for a while, but there's one specific girl that he recently slept with, and she's already contacted a lawyer and sources say she wants money. Do you want more from Star's cover story? Here you go:
[From Hollywood Life and Jezebel] Eh. Sex at the Hard Rock Hotel. How cheesy. If that's not bad enough, both People Magazine (!!!) and Us Weekly are piling on, running "the marriage is full of DOOM" stories. I find it very telling that People is piling on - if they had gotten a wink and a nudge from Demi or her publicist, you know they would have run a "everything's fine, Demi and Ashton are happy" story. Instead, they ran this:
[From People] That's pretty much People Magazine telling Demi Moore to confirm her split or GTFO. The Us Weekly report was pretty much the same, only they noted that Demi has been tweeting, just not about her marriage. Apparently, she tweeted the photo below with the message, "I see through you.” Also, even though Demi was out and about on Monday to promote Five, she pulled out of an appearance at a West Hollywood art show on Tuesday. A source tells Us Weekly, "She pulled out of the event last minute.” So… in my opinion, it's a matter of WHEN not IF they announce their split. My guess is that they'll wait until Friday…? If they do it at the end of business on Friday, I'm going to be super-pissed. UPDATE: Fresh off of this morning's Page Six, an actual confirmation of the lawyer this side-piece hired, and a vague amount she's trying to score:
[From Page Six] Yeah… we'll be hearing something soon. The silence speaks volumes, but I'm not completely convinced that Ashton and Demi won't try to sweep this under the rug, just like last time. I’m also not ruling out a Tiger Woods-style bimbo implosion where more women come forward, claiming that they boned Ashton and looking for a payout. We'll see. Photos courtesy of WENN, Demi's Twitter. |
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