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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11
- We Get It, Jennifer Lopez. You’re Single.
- Kate Hudson Pulled a Britney
- Chris Brown Got His Girlfriend Pregnant
- Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work
- Hello, Ashley Greene and Other News
- If Selena Gomez Wasn’t Pregnant, She Is Now
- Ashlee Simpson’s in a Bikini
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 9.26.11 Posted: 26 Sep 2011 02:05 PM PDT    Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a happier, more hopeful Maria Shriver, proof that the government’s been lying all these years about defeating Hitler, Nathan Fillion looking like a goddamn house (Allow me, ladies: What the shit?) and wait a minute, Channing Tatum? But that’s the cop who told me I had to Read More ... |
| We Get It, Jennifer Lopez. You’re Single. Posted: 26 Sep 2011 12:37 PM PDT    Fresh off of pretending Hollywood’s most eligible bachelors are tripping over themselves to sample her pollo fundido – I almost said enchilada, but it just seemed racist. – here’s Jennifer Lopez performing at the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas over the weekend where she also agreed to a paid appearance at PURE nightclub. Because apparently the Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Sep 2011 11:14 AM PDT    Here’s a drunken Kate Hudson getting out of a car in London and not even caring that she’s giving the paparazzi a clear shot of Matt Bellamy‘s latest “muse.” (Ha, get it? Because he’s in that band? I’ll kill myself now.) It’s like she opened the door and went, “Wow, you really want this shot? Read More ... |
| Chris Brown Got His Girlfriend Pregnant Posted: 26 Sep 2011 10:20 AM PDT    MediaTakeout.com is reporting Chris Brown‘s girlfriend Karrauche Tran is pregnant, and by reporting I mean posting a pic of her with a slightly protruding stomach. So if you consider that concrete evidence like I’ve demonstrated time after time I do, you should also consider that if this kid survived Chris’ reaction, it’s clearly the next Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Actually Found Work Posted: 26 Sep 2011 10:15 AM PDT    When Lindsay Lohan went to Milan instead of completing her community service, the last thing I expected her to do was find any type of work that doesn’t (explicitly) involve pleasuring married, wealthy businessmen. Or “marks,” as Dina calls them. Anyway, here’s Lindsay modelling for German designer Philipp Plein who actually stared deep into the Read More ... |
| Hello, Ashley Greene and Other News Posted: 26 Sep 2011 10:15 AM PDT    Posed by Photo Boy - Britney Spears might be in real trouble over her fake bank robbery. - Kat Von D and Jesse James broke up again. Or never got back together in the first place. Or are being kept apart by the CDC to avoid a superstrain of Nazi AIDS pandemic. Read More ... |
| If Selena Gomez Wasn’t Pregnant, She Is Now Posted: 26 Sep 2011 08:00 AM PDT    “Go ‘way, yucky bird!” *explodes it with His maple powers* Let’s cut to the chase: If you’re a young girl wondering how you’ll know when it’s the right time to finally go “all the way” with your boyfriend, it’s this. Definitely this. In fact, in an ideal world, you’d be arrested if you didn’t. Via Read More ... |
| Posted: 26 Sep 2011 06:54 AM PDT    Under the watchful, always watchful eyes of Papa Joe, the whole Simpson clan slipped down to Mexico for a little family vacay over the weekend where Ashlee brought her new boyfriend and pranced around in a bikini as Jessica hid under a poncho. Not so much out of shame, as much as she had pork Read More ... |
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