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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.27.11
- Jessica Simpson is Probably Going To Announce She’s Pregnant
- Lady GaGa Bathes in Blood For Satan
- Nicole Richie & Samantha Ronson Were in Bikinis. Oh, Good.
- Scott Disick Has A Giant Penis? This Guy?
- Jennifer Aniston Should Probably Stay Out of Ireland and Other News
- The Irish Made Rihanna Cover Up
- It’s Nancy Grace’s Nipple. Hot Dog.
- Remember When I Said Leelee Sobieski Looked Hot? About That…
- Lindsay Lohan Found Modeling Work The Old-Fashioned Way
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.27.11 Posted: 27 Sep 2011 02:40 PM PDT    “Nice gut, fatass!” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring proof that Angelina Jolie‘s child-gathering is getting out of hand because I’m pretty sure the tall, blonde one has an owner, Jonah Hill getting larger before our eyes and Taylor Lautner remembering that time he shook Justin Bieber‘s hand: *snifffffffff* “Ah, maple syrup with Read More ... |
| Jessica Simpson is Probably Going To Announce She’s Pregnant Posted: 27 Sep 2011 01:33 PM PDT    Seen here in Mexico yesterday looking.. well, like Jessica Simpson, these photos prove nothing, Jessica Simpson is apparently pregnant for real this time, according to InTouch Weekly: The 31-year-old singer recently attended the 32nd birthday party of her fiancé, Eric Johnson, where she sent back her glass of champagne for a birthday toast. As it Read More ... |
| Lady GaGa Bathes in Blood For Satan Posted: 27 Sep 2011 12:51 PM PDT    We’re too late. The summoning dance has begun! I love a good conspiracy theory. Mostly because it helps me systematically remove people from my life dumb enough to believe things like Jenny McCarthy is still right about vaccines causing autism, or Obama is secretly waiting until his second term to steal all your guns and Read More ... |
| Nicole Richie & Samantha Ronson Were in Bikinis. Oh, Good. Posted: 27 Sep 2011 11:59 AM PDT    I’ve never once considered Nicole Richie attractive, but then again I’ve never seen her stand next to Samantha Ronson in a bikini before, so let me safely say Nicole now looks as beautiful as the glowing, radiant face of the “Virgin” Mary as her eyes of tear-filled joy look down upon the baby Jesus for Read More ... |
| Scott Disick Has A Giant Penis? This Guy? Posted: 27 Sep 2011 11:16 AM PDT    “BOGO ascots at Bloomingdales? What are we waiting for?!” *throws Mason into a gutter* There are several things I’d believe about Scott Disick without even questioning them: He stabs homeless people for fun. His father invented the cumberband. He can only ejaculate while wearing a cardigan condom, etc. etc. But that he’s hung like a Read More ... |
| Jennifer Aniston Should Probably Stay Out of Ireland and Other News Posted: 27 Sep 2011 10:40 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - The 100 Hottest Bikini Photos of 2011 - Bruno Mars is now the soundtrack to the deflowering of your teenage daughter. - Lesbians aren’t allowed to make out on Southwest flights. No, really. - Ashton Kutcher is ready to stop sticking his penis into the dustbowl Read More ... |
| The Irish Made Rihanna Cover Up Posted: 27 Sep 2011 09:47 AM PDT    If you clicked through yesterday’s The Crap We Missed, you might have noticed Rihanna shooting a video in Ireland wearing what appears to be a bikini made out of red bandanas. Turns out the farmer who owns the field also noticed and found his good Catholic Protestant sensibilities to be offended. BBC News reports: “I Read More ... |
| It’s Nancy Grace’s Nipple. Hot Dog. Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:59 AM PDT    While Christians lost their shit over Chaz Bono‘s mere presence on Dancing With The Stars being an affront to God and a harassment of traditional family values, no one kept an eye on Nancy Grace who gave viewers an eyeful of her nipple last night. Legend says it emerged solely to utter the words, “Casey Read More ... |
| Remember When I Said Leelee Sobieski Looked Hot? About That… Posted: 27 Sep 2011 08:09 AM PDT    Back in July, Leelee Sobieski was spotted on the streets of New York looking, for a lack of a better term, chestalicious prompting me to post photos of her looking as such. Since then the national attention that clearly I alone generated – “For whomever controls the Internet boobs, controls the masses.” – Jesus of Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Found Modeling Work The Old-Fashioned Way Posted: 27 Sep 2011 07:42 AM PDT    I’d say these photos of Lindsay Lohan and Philipp Plein holding hands in Italy answers a lot of questions, but then I’d have to pretend I didn’t just see her snort coke and kiss a multimillionaire hotel owner in his apartment last week. I don’t like facades. Roy? Photo: INFdaily, Splash NewsRead More ... |
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