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- The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.1.12
- Green Lantern is Gay (In A Separate, Alternate Universe Though Just To Be Safe)
- Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet
- One Of These Olsen Twins Recently Killed Again, See If You Can Guess Which One
- MAX PAYNE 3: Official PC Launch Trailer
- Madonna Performed In Israel. Oh, Good.
- Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Dance On A Table For An Audition
- Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know How Glass Works
- Francia Raisa’s Yoga Pants Want You To Bend Stuff And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.1.12 Posted: 01 Jun 2012 12:30 PM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Jenny McCarthy‘s cleavage to the spotlight (Yay?), Jason Sudeikis now clearly going to whatever lengths are necessary to emphasize the fact that his penis is gigantic, Josh Duhamel who understands that flexibility is the key to eliminating bedroom injury, and finally, text ‘JOEYWHOA’ to Read More ...  |
| Green Lantern is Gay (In A Separate, Alternate Universe Though Just To Be Safe) Posted: 01 Jun 2012 11:45 AM PDT  Also, he’s flaming. Literally. Subtle, DC. Very subtle… A huge amount of online ink was spread today covering the supposedly groundbreaking news that DC Comics made Green Lantern gay which is surprising considering it’s not even Hal Jordon the well-known, mainstream version, but instead a rebooted version of the first Green Lantern, Alan Scott, who Read More ...  |
| Mila Kunis Didn’t Lose That Weight Yet Posted: 01 Jun 2012 10:39 AM PDT        It’s been two whole days since the Internet found out Mila Kunis put on weight for her role in Blood Ties, yet she still hasn’t suddenly developed a gluten allergy and immediately shed the- wait, what the fuck am I doing? Miley Cyrus is an idiot. Start over. Alright, here’s the deal: Our two biggest Read More ...  |
| One Of These Olsen Twins Recently Killed Again, See If You Can Guess Which One Posted: 01 Jun 2012 09:52 AM PDT        Two things that immediately freak me out here: 1. Is one of them actually smiling?! Jesus. 2. There was a time when these two coordinating their outfits wasn’t creepy and weird. It was called 1989. That said, it’s nice to see Ashley (Or Mary-Kate. I’m not even going to pretend to know the difference, just Read More ...  |
| MAX PAYNE 3: Official PC Launch Trailer Posted: 01 Jun 2012 09:00 AM PDT |
| Madonna Performed In Israel. Oh, Good. Posted: 01 Jun 2012 08:45 AM PDT        “And the man of lawlessness is revealed, the son of destruction, who opposes and exalts himself above every so-called god or object of worship, so that he takes his seat in the temple of God, displaying himself as being God. … Then that lawless one will be revealed whom the Lord will slay with the Read More ...  |
| Jerry Bruckheimer Made January Jones Dance On A Table For An Audition Posted: 01 Jun 2012 07:42 AM PDT        If you’ve seen X-Men: First Class and/or Mad Men, then you know that January Jones has exactly one acting speed and it’s “Frigid Monotone Robot Built To Hate Children” a.k.a herself. (If you’re wondering how she’s smiling in these photos, she sucks her infant son’s joy right out of his dried afterbirth each morning. No, Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Doesn’t Know How Glass Works Posted: 01 Jun 2012 06:57 AM PDT        While performing in Paris, Justin Bieber was knocked unconscious after walking into a glass wall because apparently he wasn’t joking when he said he wants to be the next Marky Mark. Kid’s method. TMZ reports: We just spoke with Justin, who said he was performing on stage, and in between songs he walked backstage and Read More ...  |
| Francia Raisa’s Yoga Pants Want You To Bend Stuff And Other News Posted: 01 Jun 2012 06:25 AM PDT        - The Chivette of the Week: Haley Almeida - Michael Fassbender‘s giant penis premieres Prometheus in London. - There’s a Toddlers And Tiaras spinoff now? Godfuckingdammit, America… - Katy Perry was Loki the whole time. (Warning: This will penetrate your mind’s butt.) - Salma Hayek‘s giant breasts were also at Read More ...  |
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