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- Alexander Skarsgard is ready to have tequila-soaked Viking sex with randoms
- Ryan Gosling is bangin’ Eva Mendes now, he took her to Disneyland
- Angelina Jolie’s full Vanity Fair pictorial, plus more quotes: “I’m the worst!”
- Madonna loves Nazi sympathizers, hates hydrangeas
- Linnocent has barely made a dent in her 360 hours of community service
- Did LeAnn Rimes get her drifting bolt-ons fixed, or is it just a good bra?
- Kate Gosselin’s nanny leaves & Kate has a meltdown on 2nd to last Kate Plus 8
- Gwyneth Paltrow deigns to acknowledge saving a peasant’s life on 9/11
- Inside Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s two bedroom home (photos)
- Chaz Bono on competing in DWTS: “America really needs to see this”
Alexander Skarsgard is ready to have tequila-soaked Viking sex with randoms Posted: 06 Sep 2011 08:47 AM PDT This is for the Skarsgard-loonies, some real-life "What if I met him and we got drunk together?" stories. You know how Alex has been in New York, filming What Maisie Knew. He spends his downtime in the city, or in the Hamptons, which is where he went this weekend. First, I read this Page Six item this morning about Alexander and tequila. And it gets even better:
[From Page Six] So that's what happens, Manhattan and Hamptons Celebitches, if you meet Alex Skarsgard. He will buy you shots of tequila and take photos with you. Oh, it gets even better:
[From E! News] Alex will also stay humble when you flirt with him. You will say, "My, those are nice pants. You look so bulgey and delicious." And Alex will say, "Oh, this bulge? It's nothing. I mean, it could rock your world, but you know, it's fine." And when you get drunk with Alex, he will drunkenly whisper dirty things in your ear and… Yeah, this is just a heads up, ladies. He's going to be in New York for two more months. New York bitches better go nail that to the wall, have some crazy Viking sex, and bring some stories back to me. Here’s a fan photo of Alex - he poses with everybody! CB had some stuff she wanted to say about True Blood too: On True Blood’s second-to-last episode (From CB) SPOILERS Photos courtesy of Fame, Pacific Coast News, WENN. |
Ryan Gosling is bangin’ Eva Mendes now, he took her to Disneyland Posted: 06 Sep 2011 08:08 AM PDT Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes have been working together on A Place Beyond The Pines, which, I believe, is the same movie where Ryan had to bleach the hell out of his hair. Eva plays Ryan's girlfriend in the movie. And now he's boning her. It must be, because according to Lainey's sources, Ryan took Eva to Disneyland.
[From LaineyGossip] Yeah… I don't like them together. I worry about Ryan and his Year of Random Biscuits. He seems to be going out with everybody this year (Olivia Wilde, Blake Lively, Kat Dennings, maybe even Emma Stone). And it never lasts very long and he always takes them to Disneyland. It's a turnoff (for me). I mean, I get that he's young and unattached and he likes girls and he's going to date some high-profile ladies. But it still feels like he's "pulling a Butler." Meaning that Ryan's becoming kind of a man-whore. And the Disneyland thing is just kind of weird. Take a girl out to dinner. Take me to the movies. Let's go for a walk or something. Don't make me wait in line with screaming children. Plus, I've never really "gotten" the Eva Mendes thing. She's kind of crazy, and she has permanent Drunk-Face. |
Angelina Jolie’s full Vanity Fair pictorial, plus more quotes: “I’m the worst!” Posted: 06 Sep 2011 08:00 AM PDT Here is the full Vanity Fair pictorial for Angelina Jolie's October cover story. The photos were shot by Met Alas and Marcus Piggott. The photo shoot is weird - it's like Angelina didn't have any problems with letting the kids get photographed, but the photographers decided that we should only see the kids covered up or blurry. Angelina's face looks good, though. My favorite photo is the black-and-white one, where she's wearing the white blouse. We had the first excerpts and shots from Vanity Fair last week, so I won't be reviewing those quotes again. However, various Asian sources have even more quotes from Jolie's interview. How did they get them so fast? I have idea. Here you go:
[From China Daily, Asian Age and Newstrack India] I like what she says about The Style of Jolie jewelry. Most of it is oversized topaz and semi-precious stuff, set in yellow gold, and looking very "1970s, with a muumuu". Even Angelina admits she's not a jewelry person, which is basically like saying, "I did this for giggles, Jesus, I would never wear this crap." But The Style of Jolie is getting sort of popular - celebrities are already wearing the stuff on red carpets. Scans courtesy of The Fashion Spot. |
Madonna loves Nazi sympathizers, hates hydrangeas Posted: 06 Sep 2011 07:59 AM PDT I was already going to write something about how Madonna is basically a Nazi-sympathizer at this point, but then I saw this video. This video is so… old-school Madonna. Like it's 1989 Truth or Dare, Queen Bee bitchiness over NOTHING. Over some dude handing her flowers, and Madonna acts like she was just handed a pile of dog crap. Watch the video: God, she's just such a pill. "I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn't know that…" Is it something that is known, even by Madge-loonies? Anyway, back to Madonna and how she loves Hitler. Jesse James has just found his new girlfriend.
[From New York Magazine] Now, last year, I knew there were going to be problems. Madonna went on record claiming - like she was speaking The Truth - that Wallis and Edward "weren't Nazi sympathizers." Except that the historical record is very detailed on this subject, and it's more than "Oh, Wallis just met Hitler on vacation once." Wallis and Edward were political allies of Hitler, and had Hitler's plan to conquer Britain succeeded, he would have installed Wallis and Edward as the Nazi Vichy heads of state. There is literally no excuse for getting this critical part of history wrong. That alone is unforgivable. But then Madonna adds in Galliano and Riefenstahl. Taken on his own, I think I might have forgiven Madonna's inclusion of Galliano in the credits. Galliano and Madonna have worked together for years, they're friends and collaborators, and she's showing a rare moment of loyalty in her support for him, despite his anti-Semitic implosion earlier this year. But Leni Riefenstahl, director of Triumph of the Will and one of Hitler's favorite propagandists? For goodness sake. |
Linnocent has barely made a dent in her 360 hours of community service Posted: 06 Sep 2011 07:58 AM PDT This is just a little Linnocent post to get us going this damp Tuesday morning. Is it damp where you are? I'm nearly flooded out. So from rain-soaked sobriety to vodka-soaked crackheads, here's some Linnocent. Radar reports that while Linnocent has been keeping up with her court-ordered shoplifting classes, she's only done 45 hours of her court-ordered 360 hours of community service. Her next court date is in October, where I'm sure the judge will roll her eyes and wag her finger at the poor crackhead.
[From Radar] So, Linnocent is barely working, she's partying all of the time, she's always trying to hustle her way into any party or gig, but she still hasn't found the time to really begin her community service. What did you think was going to happen? Also, did you hear about this Mena Suvari thing? Believe it or not, I'm not entirely against Linnocent on this issue. Mena and Dania Rameriez made a parody song and music video called "Ass and Titties" which mocks Linnocent, Kim Kardashian, Lady Gaga and Nicki Minaj. Here's the video, which is NSFW, lyrically and visually. Now… I "get" the parody, and sure, it's fine. It seems like Eminem, I guess. But while Dania has a career, Mena really doesn't. Sure, both Mena and Daria are working consistently (which is more than we can say for Linnocent), but this seems like a stunt they did just get more attention, which is basically the same thing they're accusing Linnocent of. By the way, Linnocent hates this. She isn't suing yet, though. She told TMZ that the parody video is “pathetic” for "spotlighting her much-publicized misfortunes" (TMZ's words). Linnocent also thinks that "Mena and Dania are using her to stay relevant" but she won't sue because she considers Mena and Daria's conduct to be "petty". |
Did LeAnn Rimes get her drifting bolt-ons fixed, or is it just a good bra? Posted: 06 Sep 2011 07:57 AM PDT These are some newish photos of LeAnn Rimes over the holiday weekend in Malibu, showing off her bones. CB and I actually looked through these photos yesterday and discussed the state of LeAnn's bolt-ons, mainly because in these photos, LeAnn looks… bigger? Just in her chest. Remember, the last we saw LeAnn's bolt-ons, they looked like this. Or this: When she first got them, her bolt-ons were (relatively) front and center, but over the past few months, "the drift" has set in, and they've gone to her armpits, leaving us to stare at the gaping chasm of her bony chest plate. So why does LeAnn look so booby in these new photos? Is a good bra? Some padding? Or did she go in and get her bolt-ons fixed? I think it's interesting that LeAnn, Eddie and the "bonus boys" were in Malibu this weekend and nary a bikini photo can be found. Is she still healing from another surgical procedure? Or am I just oblivious to what a good padded bra can do? By the way, I wouldn't yell at her for getting her bolt-ons fixed. They looked horrible, and somebody needed to do something about the one pointing east and the one pointing west. Photos courtesy of Fame, Mikoh Swimwear. |
Kate Gosselin’s nanny leaves & Kate has a meltdown on 2nd to last Kate Plus 8 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 07:55 AM PDT
[From Gather] Does this mean that vile Kate is going to have to downsize her lifestyle now that her show is no longer going to be on the air? Also, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: If this is how she is when the cameras are rolling, consider what a nasty mean bitch she must be when she’s not being filmed. It’s exploitative for her kids to live with cameras like that, but consider the alternative for them. Her kids have got to be living in total fear. Remember the several month period in 2009 when everyone thought that Jon Gosselin was the party at fault since he was publicly running around with all those coeds? Kate’s bitchiness trumps his douche factor several fold. |
Gwyneth Paltrow deigns to acknowledge saving a peasant’s life on 9/11 Posted: 06 Sep 2011 07:39 AM PDT A few weeks ago, we found out that Gwyneth Paltrow "saved a life" on 9/11 by almost running down a woman on the streets of New York. The woman was walking to work and Dame Goop almost crashed her Mercedes into her. The woman was late for the subway, so she late for work at the World Trade Center, thus, her life was saved. To Goop's credit, SHE wasn't the one pushing the story or publicizing it, it was all this woman who lived to tell the tale. Gwyneth's publicist only confirmed the details. But now that Goop is in Venice promoting a film, she took the time to talk about it:
[From Us Weekly] I like Gwyneth's emphasis on how the woman was "jaywalking". Which makes it okay that Goop almost ran her down in her Mercedes, I guess. No, I won't make fun of it. Gwyneth is handling the situation the best way she can. It's not like she's "pulling a Goop" and starting the conversation like, "My dear friend, this peasant, says I'm a national hero. Beyonce said my dancing is heroic too. It must be true. I demand a monument in my honor!" I also like the point that Goop made about how many people have similar stories of that day, but aren't able to find their "heroes" because the people were just normal, ordinary people. |
Inside Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux’s two bedroom home (photos) Posted: 06 Sep 2011 07:09 AM PDT
[From The Daily Mail] The design of this place is not to my taste at all, but this is how it was staged to rent, and it’s not like Aniston is responsible for it. Plus it’s better than the heavy dark wood, shag carpeting and Ron Burgundy styles of her last place. If you’re going to chose a (relatively, given their wealth) small house to live in, it’s best to do so when the relationship is new. When the afterglow wears off and you’re stuck with dealing with someone’s messes and now annoying habits, that’s when the super wealthy can retreat to their own wing of the mansion and not have to deal with the other person’s sh*t at all. For us commoners, some of us would just be grateful to have our own bathrooms. The kitchen is gorgeous. I love kitchens and bathrooms. Photos from Curbed.com via ONTD. Other photos credit: PRPhotos |
Chaz Bono on competing in DWTS: “America really needs to see this” Posted: 06 Sep 2011 06:22 AM PDT
Chaz has finally said something, however brief, about the controversy over his participation on DWTS. He made a quick statement outside rehearsals for the show, saying that “[The controversy] made me realize I’m really glad I’m doing this, because America really needs to see this.” Apparently there’s a group that is announcing a boycott of DWTS, which will probably just bring the show even higher ratings than it normally has. You can read about it on this link, I’m not going to post it all here as it’s just the same crap we’ve already heard. Meanwhile openly gay reality show designer Carson Kressly is also competing this season and getting much less publicity. He quipped on Twitter, “2 all freaking out about having the GLBT community represented on #DWTS - its a ballroom dancing show. Its pretty gay already.” Kressly is the second out gay person to appear on DWTS after Lance Bass. Producers have announced that they won’t have same-sex dance partner pairings, though. Executive producer Conrad Green said “This is not a social dancing show, it’s a dancing competition. A man should dance with a woman, no matter what your sexual orientation, in ballroom.” Chaz’s spokesperson Howard Bragman perhaps best summed up this controversy over Chaz on DWTS. “Watching Chaz Bono dance is not going to make your kid transgender. But what it can do is possibly save your kids life because young transgender kids, kids with gender identity issues, have a huge suicide rate and if they see one positive influence, one positive role model, this can save lives and that’s why Chaz is here.” Here’s the new portrait of Chaz with his dance partner, Lacey Schwimmer. More portraits are here. And here’s Chaz and Lacey outside DWTS practice on 8/31/11. Photo credit: Fame |
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