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- The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.21.12
- Yeah, Sure, Let Katie Price Ride Up Onstage On A Giant Horse. Why Not?
- Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Butt Cheeks Tryin’ To Have Lunch With Her Daddy
- Lana Del Rey Doesn’t Want You To See Her Shopping With Tara Reid
- Lindsay Lohan Is Just Straight Breaking Stuff Now
- Deena Cortese Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News
- Republicans Are Making It Look Like Alec Baldwin Attacks The Paparazzi. Oh, Goddammit…
- Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Was So Staged By Kris Jenner It Had A Reshoot, Says Kris Humphries
| The Crap We Missed – Thursday 6.21.12 Posted: 21 Jun 2012 01:00 PM PDT        “Your penis is the Ferrari. I got the joke.” Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where Hugh Jackman seems to be negotiating the price of one of those hetero massages Travolta’s always going on about, Prince Charles wonders why this one’s allowed in the parlor, the shapes that make up Cher‘s butt destroy geometry Read More ...
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| Yeah, Sure, Let Katie Price Ride Up Onstage On A Giant Horse. Why Not? Posted: 21 Jun 2012 12:15 PM PDT        Just so I have this straight: Christopher Reeve, respected actor, loving husband, father, activist; killed him dead. Katie Price, hocker of trashy romance novel her fake tits wrote in five minutes; completely cooperate while she parades you on stage in front of shitloads of flashing cameras. So that’s how it’s gonna be, horses? Well, two Read More ...
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| Miley Cyrus’ Dang Ol’ Butt Cheeks Tryin’ To Have Lunch With Her Daddy Posted: 21 Jun 2012 09:54 AM PDT        Here’s Miley Cyrus shopping in Los Angeles yesterday where if you couldn’t already tell by the shorts, she’s on her way to have lunch with Billy Ray Cyrus. And if you think I’m going to make some sort of cheesy joke about him ordering “the salad,” don’t be ridiculous. Hillbillies don’t eat salads. They eat Read More ...
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| Lana Del Rey Doesn’t Want You To See Her Shopping With Tara Reid Posted: 21 Jun 2012 09:50 AM PDT        Somehow Tara Reid and Lana Del Rey are friends (Blackmail: Works every time!) because here’s the two of them hanging out together in Milan yesterday. And by hanging out together, I mean Lana immediately ran into her car once she saw the paparazzi and left Tara standing on the street to walk home. Which is Read More ...
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| Lindsay Lohan Is Just Straight Breaking Stuff Now Posted: 21 Jun 2012 08:59 AM PDT        Lindsay Lohan has somehow managed to delay production of Liz & Dick every single week starting with demanding casting approval of who plays Richard Burton followed by crashing her Porsche into a tractor-trailer even though the producers’ insurance explicitly banned her from driving during production and then just last Friday, trying to call in sick Read More ...
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| Deena Cortese Won’t Stop Wearing Bikinis And Other News Posted: 21 Jun 2012 08:14 AM PDT        - Chivettes Bored At Work still won’t make me want to work in an office. But good effort. - Prince William is 30 now which just made a bunch of people feel really old. - 21 Pictures That Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity (Needs more Kate Upton.) - Gabriel Aubry Read More ...
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| Republicans Are Making It Look Like Alec Baldwin Attacks The Paparazzi. Oh, Goddammit… Posted: 21 Jun 2012 07:30 AM PDT        “Now, remember, make me look like a good dad in front of these scum, you thoughtless little p- *gets closer to paparazzi* Gosh, honey, I sure do love these walks we take every day. Together. In the day. Now talk to your old man about boys, I’m always here to list… They gone? Not one Read More ...
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| Kim Kardashian’s Sex Tape Was So Staged By Kris Jenner It Had A Reshoot, Says Kris Humphries Posted: 21 Jun 2012 06:13 AM PDT        Just some quick background before I get into covering the most obvious fact ever posted on this site: Kris Humphries is fucking terrible at dating women. Just terrible. So right now he’s currently embroiled in a legal battle with Myla Sinanaj his rebound from Kim Kardashian who’s selling everything she found out during her relationship Read More ...
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