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- Giuliana Rancic has double lumpectomy, Bill wants to ‘carry some of the load’
- Enquirer: Taylor Armstrong is off Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season
- Did George Clooney send Stacy Keibler home after the tata-tape debacle?
- David Gandy’s Details Mag pictorial: sexy, delicious or not your type?
- Ali Lohan “vamps” it up for her first magazine cover: poor, poor Ali?
- Demi Moore’s daughters & Bruce Willis are pissed at Ashton Kutcher
- Jennifer Aniston: “I tell a dirty joke now and then - I’m not squeaky clean”
- US: J.Lo spends the night with Bradley Cooper - are you buying it and/or do you care?
- Linnocent & her crazy crack eyes promise to work in the morgue every day
- Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in the midst of a grand romance
| Giuliana Rancic has double lumpectomy, Bill wants to ‘carry some of the load’ Posted: 20 Oct 2011 09:16 AM PDT
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Giuliana Rancic underwent surgery for breast cancer Tuesday, having made the announcement that she had cancer on Monday on the Today show. A lot of people were wondering why Giuliana waited until now to have her breast cancer treated when it was discovered back in August. It’s unclear why she decided to take the time to both make the announcement and treat her cancer, but it’s possible she was waiting until she either had a break in her schedule or was thoroughly off the hormones she was taking for her third round of IVF treatment. She explained on the Today show that she was in the midst of treatment and was taking hormones when the cancer was discovered. Luckily her cancer was discovered early, due to her doctor’s insistence that she get a mammogram before another round of IVF. As an aside, many of you have mentioned a possible connection between IVF hormones and cancer, particularly breast cancer. The Today Show had a doctor on earlier this week who addressed this issue. She said there is no known link between IVF and cancer and chalked it up to a correlation between older women getting IVF and having higher cancer rates. Other doctors note that more research into the long term effects of IVF is needed. Giuliana’s husband Bill Rancic was on The Today Show to talk about his wife’s recovery. He was very positive about how well she did during her operation, and was also very sweet and supportive. He said that he wishes he could take on some of the pain and the burden for her. He is doing that, just by being there for her.
[From E! Online] At the end of the interview, Bill said they’ve received a lot of tweets from people saying they’ve scheduled mammograms and “that was the goal” of going public with their story. I didn’t realize that Giuliana had cancer in both breasts! That’s rough, and thank goodness they caught it early. I hope that these two are able to realize their dream of having children soon. These photos are from 9/8/11 and 5/7/11. Credit: WENN.com      |
| Enquirer: Taylor Armstrong is off Real Housewives of Beverly Hills next season Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:51 AM PDT
The National Enquirer (via E! Online) is reporting that Taylor is off RHOBH next season. This story is kind of bolstered by the fact that they’ve brought on new cast members Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey. Clearly producers could not have anticipated what happened with Russell, but they also want to keep storylines and feuds fresh, and Taylor quickly gets tiresome. A source denies to E! that Taylor is off the next season, but I would bet that the Enquirer is right. They get a lot of very solid leads on stories and I can believe that the other housewives would rather not have Taylor around. Here’s more:
[From E! Online] We’ll see if Taylor is on or not. Obviously she wants to hang on to RHOBH for as long as possible. It’s all she has in terms of a career, and probably friends too. I hate to sound like a bitch about it, but really have we seen her out with anyone else besides the other cast members and people working for her? She’s a manipulative social climber, and she’s a scam artist too. It’s sad that her husband killed himself, and it’s sad that she was abused, but she sold her story about it and she’s claiming that he probably would have murdered her. I have some sympathy for her, but it’s not like I enjoy watching her at all. Taylor has been dating another Bravo star, one of the castmembers on Most Eligible Dallas, Matt Nordgren. Outlets are reporting that he has a “violent past” or something, but all they’ve dug up on him is a 2003 incident of parking rage in which he freaked out and damaged a car when the driver wouldn’t give up his space. That’s a lot different than having accusations of abuse and multiple restraining orders taken out against you, like Russell. Here’s Taylor filming for Extra! on Monday. Credit: WENN.com    |
| Did George Clooney send Stacy Keibler home after the tata-tape debacle? Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:51 AM PDT In retrospect, maybe Stacy Keibler's second official outing as "George Clooney's girlfriend" in Paris was a total disaster. Everyone was talking about how her Marchesa dress didn't fit and then her boob tape was showing and it was all such a rookie mistake. So, much like I predicted, Stacy's talents were not needed when Clooney moved from France to England to promote his films. Except that I said Stacy would be flying home on the first coach flight possible if she even dared to miss a period. Looks like she also gets sent home if her tit tape is exposed? Those are some seriously high standards. So, in any case, Clooney flew solo at last night's UK premiere of The Ides of March - he posed happily with Evan Rachel Wood and Philip Seymour Hoffman, but neither were Clooney's "date". I kind of suspect that he wants some action with ERW, though. Which I would welcome much more than Stacy Keibler. In any case, I can't find out any information about Stacy traveling with George to London. I'm beginning to wonder if he really did send her home after The Tit Tape Tragedy of 2011. Or maybe he just wanted to spend some time with some other chicks while he's in London? His ex, Lisa Snowdon, is still around. I'm also including some photos from the UK photo call for The Descendants. The young girl is his costar, Shailene Woodley. She's giving me a young-Brooke-Shields vibe. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| David Gandy’s Details Mag pictorial: sexy, delicious or not your type? Posted: 20 Oct 2011 08:13 AM PDT OH!! David Gandy. He must have known that I had a sexy dream about Clive Owen last night (true story) and Gandy wanted to ensure that he still owned my heart. The truth of the matter is that Michael Fassbender is still my #1. Then Clive. Then maybe Gandy, or Gerard Butler, sometimes Paul Bettany and Benedict Cumberbatch are in the mix too. Fassie is always #1. He has been for a while. But Gandy is really angling for #2, right? Oh, Gandy. I will succumb to your gorgeous blue eyes and bulging hard body EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK. Anyway, as I mentioned a few days ago, English model David Gandy is the cover boy for the November issue of Details (on stands Oct. 25). It's not a typical cover profile, though. Details is using Gandy as the poster boy for "America's New Male Body Obsession". The cover story "explores how the male gaze has turned upon itself: American men are focused on their physiques as never before." There's a slideshow of naked and half-naked dudes, which you can see here. It's pretty awesome. Last week, David did an interview with The Telegraph where he spoke about his career. You think his eyes are pretty? Listen to his voice! HOT. Photos courtesy of Norman Jean Roy/Details, slideshow here.    |
| Ali Lohan “vamps” it up for her first magazine cover: poor, poor Ali? Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:54 AM PDT Yesterday, I noted that in photos from the past week, Ali Lohan was no longer looking as jacked as she was during NY Fashion Week. I was surprised by how little you bitches cared. Don't you want to SAVE ALI? Please? She's only 17 years old. She's spent the last seven years watching (court-side) as her older sister deteriorates into a crack-addled mess. She's barely educated, and her mother and sister have only encouraged her to seek FAME at all costs. It's truly a wonder she's still alive. Pay attention! Anyway, these are new photos of Ali. I know! In some of the pics, you can't even tell. She just got her first magazine cover - she's the cover girl for the winter issue of Fault Magazine, a magazine I've never heard of. It's probably one of those "Lovecat Magazine" deals.
[From The Mail] "We take pastoral care of our models very seriously and encourage the models to maintain a healthy lifestyle and body shape." Not is Mother Crackhead has anything to say about it. Also, I know it's totally wrong to talk about a 17-year-old's rack, but seriously, Ali used to have breast implants and now she doesn't. That speaks volumes (to me) about Dina Lohan's parenting. First, she let her teenage daughter get implants at God knows what age (15? 16?), and then Dina let Ali take out the implants to get work as a "model." One last thing - it's interesting that this photo shoot came out on the day that Linnocent's probation was revoked. It's like Dina employs a "one in, one out" philosophy to child-rearing/pimping. Linnocent is all used up, so Ali's time has come. Photos courtesy of Fault, via The Mail.    |
| Demi Moore’s daughters & Bruce Willis are pissed at Ashton Kutcher Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:46 AM PDT As Demi Moore continues to wear her wedding ring and seems to be focusing on Kabbalah counseling sessions to strengthen her marriage, it is getting more and more difficult to have sympathy for her. Still, I do feel bad. She looks like hell and I wouldn't trade places with her for all the money in the world. What's worse is the tabloids seem hellbent on forcing the divorce issue when clearly Demi is all "I can save my marriage!" It's like she can't admit that this whole cougar thing blew up in her face. I'd like to think that Demi is strong, that she could walk away and find a better, healthier situation for herself. But it seems like she's not that strong. OK! Magazine has a story about how Demi's daughters are rallying behind her in the wake of Ashton's douche implosion:
[From OK! Magazine] I think the girls have every right to be concerned that this is a "Tiger Woods situation". The tabloids just get the low-hanging fruit of infidelity - and Ashton wasn't trying to hide his hot tub time with Sarah Leal. I wonder if he had some affairs that he was actually trying to hide? By the way, most tabloids are painting the same version of this story - Now Magazine and The Enquirer had similar ones last week, where sources claimed that "When Bruce found out he flipped. Bruce believes if you mess with someone he loves, you mess with him. He trusted Ashton not to hurt his family and is planning to give him a piece of his mind. When he finally catches up with him it won't be pretty… Demi is still a big part of Bruce's life as the mother of his children. He's clearly concerned about her to the point that when someone [on the set of his new film] made a joke about what's going on he gave them a real dressing down. No one has mentioned it since." I would pay to see Bruce kick Ashton's ass. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Jennifer Aniston: “I tell a dirty joke now and then - I’m not squeaky clean” Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:12 AM PDT A lot of you disagreed with me (vehemently) about how great Jennifer Aniston looked several nights ago at the Elle Magazine "Women In Hollywood" event. She wore this great silver-grey Kaufmanfranco dress that I STILL love, so eat it. I rarely get gushy about what Aniston wears, but I really did love this dress. However, I failed to mention why Aniston was there - she was being honored with some kind of award, and Reese Witherspoon was the one to "honor" her (photos of Aniston & Reese here). Reese got extremely gushy, and some parts of her speech were kind of uncomfortable:
[From The Mail] So on a night about women getting empowered in Hollywood, Reese Witherspoon makes a "joke" about being a lesbian with Jennifer Aniston. Because that's so hilarious. Also, Aniston's acting advice is "Don’t try to be perfect, just try to be yourself"? That speaks volumes. In other Aniston news, she has a new interview:
[From Contact Music] I don't believe Aniston is squeaky clean. I believe she can tell a dirty joke and get hammered and smoke a bong and do some lines and that most of the time, she just cares about getting a refill and getting laid. It's her fan base that thinks she's the virginal good-girl who only wants true love and babies. It's interesting that she's trying to shake that image, right? Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN.    |
| US: J.Lo spends the night with Bradley Cooper - are you buying it and/or do you care? Posted: 20 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT
Here’s more from OK! because US didn’t put their story online yet. Someone is trying to make their ex jealous:
[From OK! Magazine, received via e-mail] Last night I watched Entertainment Tonight, because I’m trying to branch out my media diet like switching tater tots for french fries, and they had a whole segment on Lopez. They covered her new Latin reality talent search show with Marc, the bulk of it filmed before their breakup, along with helping promote her new bedding line for Kohls. I keep seeing commercials with this woman, and she’s just all over the place. Someone wants her to “happen” again, and they’re doing a decent job at it, in my opinion. This romance with Bradley Cooper is ridiculous though, whether it is or isn’t happening. They don’t seem like the other’s “type” at all, but it could be a rebound thing for Lopez. She’s milking it for all it’s worth too. In a new interview during a promotional appearance for Kohl’s, Lopez played coy about her potential romance. She said “As a mom, and having children, right now they’re my first priority. And because of them, I wouldn’t ever comment on anything until I’m in a serious relationship again. It would just be confusing for them and it would be unfair. And so at the end of the day, it’s about them.” Translation: my publicist will do the dirty work for me while I try to fuel speculation. Also, how “secret” is Lopez’s romance with Cooper considering that just about every outlet has been reporting the details? Photo credit: WENN.com    |
| Linnocent & her crazy crack eyes promise to work in the morgue every day Posted: 20 Oct 2011 06:25 AM PDT Here are so many more photos of Linnocent's ridiculous crack-face yesterday. Now that I'm not caught up in the heat of writing about Judge Sautner's awesomeness in shooting down all things Linnocent, I can actually take the time to really look at her messed up face. She looks like she has two massive bruises across her cheeks, and her eyes are CRAZY. I really, really wish that she had to be drug and alcohol tested every time she appeared in court. Because I suspect that she goes into the LA courthouse tweaked out of her skull. Why are her eyes so bloodshot? Why does she keep doing that to her crack lips? She looks like she's permanently in the midst of a cracked-out snarl. I do have actual Linnocent "news" too. I'm just going to do bullet points: *When Linnocent was booked, somebody accidentally identified her as "male" rather than "female". It must have been the drag queen makeup. Except that even drag queens wouldn't wear this much hideous blush. *TMZ's "sources" (we know it's you, Mother Crackhead) say that Linnocent plans to wow Judge Sautner by doing her morgue hours… and then some! Linnocent plans to check into the morgue today, and that she "says she’s so serious about impressing the judge … we’re told she has promised to go to the morgue every day between now and her next hearing on November 2." She can SAY whatever she wants. The follow-through should be interesting. Cue Linnocent snorting formaldehyde. *TMZ's "source" also says that LL "understands" why the judge was so harsh, and that LL "admits she didn’t follow Sautner’s previous instructions to the T. We’re told Lindsay has internalized Sautner’s admonitions — and is taking the entire experience today as one big warning that she needs to get her act together, stat. We’re told Lindsay gets the message — and doesn’t harbor any bad feelings toward Sautner for taking a hard line." Bitch, the judge is just doing her job. She deals with dumb, entitled crack heads every damn day. *When LL goes in for her next hearing, she'll argue that she doesn't deserve jail time, which is so, so stupid. If she got a jail sentence, whatever time she got would be drastically reduced because of California's budget crisis. She should ask for the maximum jail sentence (like, a year and a half) and then say, "See you next week!" *Danette Meyers, the original prosecutor on LL’s myriad legal troubles, has given an interview to Radar which is really, really interesting - go here to read it in full. Some highlights - Meyers says that Judge Sautner never should have reduced LL’s felony theft charge to a misdemeanor: “Had Judge Sautner kept the felony and not reduced the charge to a misdemeanor, Lindsay Lohan, once remanded would have been remanded without bail. That was the importance of keeping that a felony and not reducing it to a misdemeanor… You need to catch Ms. Lohan’s attention and Judge Sautner didn’t seem to want to do that, so she reduced it to a misdemeanor. [Lindsay Lohan] doesn’t take this stuff seriously, and just because Judge Sautner was telling her to do this that and the other, she wasn’t going to take it anymore seriously than when Judge Eden Fox told her and when Judge Marsha Revel told her. So the only thing that appears to catch Lindsay Lohan’s attention is time in custody and I tried to impart that to the court. Hopefully something will happen this time and maybe Lindsay Lohan will understand the severity of her actions and do something about it." *Linnocent only finished up her shoplifting course on Tuesday night, remember? You know why she didn't get it done earlier? Because she had to take a leave of absence to get emergency dental work done on October 14. Radar's dental expert claims that LL likely "had some bondings or veneers done to cover up the stained and decayed teeth." LL's probation report notes, "Ms. Lohan has not been absent to any regularly scheduled activities, except the session scheduled for her on Friday, October 14, 2011 due to her need to seek dental work. Client presented evidence of attending her dentist office. As a result her absence was excused." *When everyone realized just how bad her crack teeth were, LL was "mortified". A source tells Radar, "Lindsay just didn't realize how bad the problem had become. When the photos came out and everyone was shocked and laughing at her she was totally mortified. She arranged the first appointment she could get and sorted out the issue. She takes pride in her appearance and knows she needs to look good at all times, it's how she makes her living.” Sure, THAT mortifies her. Not the hooking, not all of the legal drama, not being handcuffed in open court for the twentieth time. *You can read a copy of LL's probation report of lies here. *You can see a Linnocent’s latest mugshot here. This is… what? The tenth one? Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.    |
| Shiloh Jolie-Pitt and Kingston Rossdale are in the midst of a grand romance Posted: 20 Oct 2011 06:24 AM PDT There are lots of tabloid stories about the Jolie-Pitt children this week, for whatever reason. Most of the stories are pretty dumb and/or completely unreliable, but there are a few gems of hilarity. First, one of the more reliable stories: according to Life & Style, Knox and Vivienne (who are three-years-old) are now enrolled in school! While Brad is finishing up the interminable World War Z in Budapest, L&S claims that Viv and Knox were enrolled in the Lycée Français Gustave Eiffel. It's the same school that the older kids were enrolled in last winter and spring, when Angelina was shooting In the Land of Blood and Honey. A source tells L&S, "The twins are really excited that they’re finally in preschool. They have long seen the other kids pack up and head off to school and yearned to be a part of it all. Now they can finally join them!” But… it would be preschool, correct? It's not like three-year-olds go to school all day like the older kids, right? Next story, from In Touch Weekly, of course. And wouldn't you know, it's a story about how Angelina Jolie is a TERRIBLE mother who abandons her children:
[From Holly Baby] Did this really happen? Eh. I bet Vivienne probably did get sick, and maybe they did go to the hospital. I'll buy that Viv was even sick just days before Angelina's trip to Libya. But I doubt Angelina would have "abandoned" one of her children if they were really, really sick. Or maybe she would and she just figured that Brad could handle it and her plane tickets were non-refundable or whatever. And now, to end it with the funny story - once again, this comes from In Touch. They claim that Shiloh J-P and Kingston Rossdale are in the midst of some kind of epic romance. They were born within days of each other, and they moms (Angelina and Gwen Stefani) have "played matchmaker" and encouraged the love affair between the two five-and-a-half-year-olds. That's probably why Angelina and Gwen met up for a playdate in London - they were allowing love to blossom. A source tells the mag, "Shiloh and Kingston love playing the same games, watching the same movies and even dressing up in the same silly costumes.” And they have a “very special bond” and Skype when they’re not in the same city. Is it weird that I think Kingston might be more into Empress Z? Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame.    |
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