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- The (Halloween) Crap We Missed
- Lindsay Lohan Got New Teeth
- Kim Kardashian Wouldn’t Move to Minnesota, Is The Bullsh*t Excuse
- Courtney Stodden Made Doug Be A Tranny, Too. They’re Twinsies!
- BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce From Kris Humphries
- We Should Give Sophie Turner Her Land Back and Other News
- Kelly Brook Was Bella Swan
- Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter
- JWoww Was Jugs Malone
- Kim Kardashian Was Poison Ivy
- Snooki Was Snarf
- We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween.
| The (Halloween) Crap We Missed Posted: 31 Oct 2011 01:30 PM PDT    Welcome to a Halloween edition of The Crap We Missed featuring.. well, more celebrities in Halloween costumes. But they’re also mixed in with shots of Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt hosting their respective parties because unlike Kelly Brook, these two actually got in the holiday spirit. (You pissed on Jesus’ grave, lady. You pissed on Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2011 12:22 PM PDT    In all the hubbub over Halloween and Kim Kardashian’s divorce that really shouldn’t be surprising because if there’s one thing Armenians crave, it’s clever scams to get free coffeemakers (I’m onto you.), Lindsay Lohan tweeting a pic of her new teeth almost got lost in the mix. Which really isn’t as important as reminding everyone Read More ... |
| Kim Kardashian Wouldn’t Move to Minnesota, Is The Bullsh*t Excuse Posted: 31 Oct 2011 11:00 AM PDT    With Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries‘ divorce confirmed by E! News, it was only a matter of time until story lines from the show are passed off as actual events that happened in real life instead of scripted horseshit written for gullible rubes. And here we are. Via TMZ: We’re told Kris was passionate about Read More ... |
| Courtney Stodden Made Doug Be A Tranny, Too. They’re Twinsies! Posted: 31 Oct 2011 10:30 AM PDT    Nope. Nothing phallic here. “Transluctently we trolloped trannily through tranquil traps of tremendous trembles, trying our trustiest to transpire into true T-Rexes of tri-nificient treasure-love. – That was Maya Angelou, you guys XOXO” Photos: GSI MediaRead More ... |
| BREAKING: Kim Kardashian Filing For Divorce From Kris Humphries Posted: 31 Oct 2011 10:25 AM PDT    Saturday night, Kim Kardashian told People magazine that, “That no matter what we do, there’s going to be rumors,” when asked why she wasn’t with him for her Halloween party or basically ever. Turns out that meant she already had divorce papers together and is filing them this morning, according to TMZ: We’re told even Read More ... |
| We Should Give Sophie Turner Her Land Back and Other News Posted: 31 Oct 2011 10:15 AM PDT    Posted by Photo Boy - Beynoce‘s kid will one day run this motha. - Justin Timberlake might ruin a Coen brothers movie for me. - Elisabetta Canalis talks about George Clooney and his “fatherly” affections. - Charlie Sheen still gets to be incredibly rich and famous. Oh, good. - Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2011 09:00 AM PDT    Welcome to the saddest, if not the most blasphemous Kelly Brook post I’ve ever posted to the site. Here she is dressed as Bella Swan from Twilight last night which is disappointing for a number of reasons starting with the three layers of clothing covering her chest – On Halloween?! Why do you want Baby Read More ... |
| Coco Was.. It Doesn’t Really Matter Posted: 31 Oct 2011 07:30 AM PDT    Here’s Coco also hosting a Halloween party as some sort of slutty devil thing, it’s really not important. And you can tell by the amount effort of Ice-T put into his own costume before fading entirely into the background. COCO: What are you wearing tonight, honey? ICE-T: Eh, I’m just gonna put on this mask Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2011 07:00 AM PDT    When Halloween was first invented by James Zagnut and Alexander Snickers during the Great Crunchy Nougat War of 1876, one of the earliest traditions was the sluttening of everyday wardrobes with a display of over-abundant mammaries. So here’s JWoww honoring that tradition as a chesty gangster while hosting a Halloween party in Vegas because I’m Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2011 06:15 AM PDT    Like every reality star trying to whore a dollar out of 15 cents this weekend, Kim Kardashian – sans Kris Humphries, of course – hosted her own Halloween party in New York Saturday night and showed up as Batman villain Poison Ivy. Which makes all kinds of sense once you realize urine is a natural Read More ... |
| Posted: 31 Oct 2011 05:30 AM PDT    Here’s Snooki hosting a Halloween bash in Vegas Saturday night where she showed up in a leopard costume complete with colored contacts, body pai- wait, she’s a fat, orange cat, isn’t she? Dammit. Is it too late to change my headline to “Snooki Was Garfield?” What if I told you her owner serves her lasagna Read More ... |
| We Get It, Heidi Klum. You Really Like Halloween. Posted: 31 Oct 2011 04:59 AM PDT    Here’s Heidi Klum following up last year’s Crazy Alien Woman The Silver Surfer Won’t Stop Titty Honking (Actual title.) by showing up to her annual Halloween party dressed as an exact replica of the human anatomy. Except judging by her complete and painstakingly elaborate obsession with showing everyone the fuck up because ze Germans will Read More ... |
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