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- Gwen Stefani was in a bikini too
- Sarah Jessica Parker is gettin me all hot
- Lady Gaga at the VMAs, sponsored by ‘Death Valley’
- Bar Refaeli was in a bikini
- thank God for Selena Gomez
- Matthew Fox punched a woman in the vagina
- Beyonce is pregnant
| Gwen Stefani was in a bikini too Posted: 29 Aug 2011 12:54 PM PDT Gwen Stefani spent yesterday on the beach in Malibu with her kids and husband Gavin Rossdale, and as always she managed to look sexy without being slutty, without wearing a thong or "accidentally" losing her top in the surf. In other words, I hate you Gwen Stefani. Booo, you suck, get outa [...] |
| Sarah Jessica Parker is gettin me all hot Posted: 29 Aug 2011 12:25 PM PDT Sarah Jessica Parker and her veiny arms were out in New York this weekend, and the only way I can explain her career as a movie star is the same reason the Twilight books are so popular. Because women are always complaining about being held to a double standard of beauty, so when [...] |
| Lady Gaga at the VMAs, sponsored by ‘Death Valley’ Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:21 AM PDT The new MTV comedy ‘Death Valley‘ premieres tonight, and it's sort of like ‘Reno 911′ but if instead of shoplifters the police went after vampires and werewolves, and instead of writing them a ticket they sawed their heads off (bloddy preview clip under the cut). And “monsters on MTV whom I’d like to [...] |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2011 11:09 AM PDT In news that is at least as important as the VMAs, supermodel Bar Refaeli spent the weekend on a yacht and swimming in the ocean in Portofino, Italy. It seems like that’s the new celebrity hotspot for going on a yacht and swimming in the ocean. That’s why I’m building my underwater [...] |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2011 09:36 AM PDT Selena Gomez was one of the very few bright spots at the VMAs last night, despite the fact that I've never heard one of her songs or seen one of her videos. I'm not even positive if she has any. She might not even have a tongue for all I know. [...] |
| Matthew Fox punched a woman in the vagina Posted: 29 Aug 2011 08:59 AM PDT Matthew Fox is oddly unfamous for how famous he is, so you can bet he's clinging to every last ounce of whatever fame he has. And if he's already reduced himself to crashing party busses in Cleveland to troll for drunken whores who will have sex with a guy they saw on TV, [...] |
| Posted: 29 Aug 2011 07:14 AM PDT If you forced me to make up something more boring than the MTV Video Music Awards, it would still sound a lot like the MTV Video Music Awards. It would be like, "a 4 hour TV show… filled with pretentious assholes flaunting their money… and getting awards for something no one ever saw." [...] |
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