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LeAnn Rimes in Chloe & YSL for her 29th b-day dinner: pretty or fug?
Was Chelsea Handler kicked out of party for doing coke in the men’s bathroom?
Shia LaBeouf has a drunken hissy fit/meltdown in public in LA
Princess Charlene in black strapless in Monte Carlo: lovely or druggy?
Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux moved in together, are having lots of sex

LeAnn Rimes in Chloe & YSL for her 29th b-day dinner: pretty or fug?

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 08:46 AM PDT

LeAnn Rimes celebrated her 29th birthday early last night at Red O restaurant in West Hollywood (her actual birthday is today). LeAnn and Eddie flew into LA a few days ago from Chicago so LeAnn could celebrate her birthday properly, I guess. Yesterday, they had a big beach party - in which LeAnn flaunted her bones in a red bikini (and two other bikini costume changes). Would you like to see those photos? They're really, really gross. LeAnn's implant/chest plate situation is really disgusting. Go here if you'd like to see. Anyway, back to these photos - I don't see Eddie, so I guess last night LeAnn just went out with her gays - the dark-haired guy is her stylist (poor bastard).

According to LeAnn's Twitter feed, her dress last night was Chloe, and the belt is YSL. I have to admit… I don't hate this look on her. I think she looks pretty good, FOR HER. Her hair is a good length and the color looks good. The dress compliments her tan, the gold belt does not look gaudy. It's a nice look for having a birthday dinner with your gays.

Can I just say something? I'm a Virgo and I hate that LeAnn is also a Virgo. It pisses me off to no end. There are some truly cray-cray celebrity Virgos out there, and I've only begun to realize it recently… LeAnn, Beyonce, Karl Lagerfeld, Billy Ray Cyrus, and Charlie Sheen. Of course, we've also got Alexander Skarsgard, Keanu Reeves, Fiona Apple and Sofia Loren. So… it's a mixed sign. Some cool people mixed with a lot of crazy.

Photos courtesy of Fame.

Was Chelsea Handler kicked out of party for doing coke in the men’s bathroom?

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 08:15 AM PDT

I'm not going to get all "I told you so" on everyone, but I do think that I tend to have a gossip sixth-sense about many celebrities. Granted, I'm wrong sometimes. But if you give me time, many of my predictions or assumptions turn out to be correct. I've never liked Chelsea Handler - her "comedy", to me, is unfunny (at best) or cruel, racist and nasty (at worst). Plus, Chelsea has always seemed like the druggy hanger-on chick, desperate to be accepted by the "cool girls," always willing to do the dirty work in a bid for acceptance, always happy to provide the party favors for the popular girls. My opinion/theory: it's not that Chelsea is some huge, raging alcoholic, which is how she portrays herself - I think she's a cokehead. And a raging one at that. I would be surprised if a big chunk of her paychecks didn't go towards her coke habit. Just my opinion, y'all.

Anyway, Page Six reports that Chelsea was at a party thrown by her boyfriend Andre Balazs, and she got kicked out by security. For why? Because she was in the men's bathroom doing… something.

Chelsea Handler lived up to her party-girl reputation at a summer bash for her hotelier boyfriend, Andre Balazs, when she was escorted out of the men's bathroom at the Frying Pan by bar security. Handler attended the party for Standard Hotel employees on the restored boat in the Hudson River, docked north of Chelsea Piers, with Balazs on Monday.

But sources at the event say a bouncer caught her and "a dude with gold shoes" in a stall in the men's bathroom and ushered them both out.

A spy said Handler started her night out with vodka on the rocks and was "totally cool and unassuming." But things apparently got wilder later in the evening.

Handler hasn't been shy about past drug use. In her biography, "My Horizontal Life," she recounts taking an ecstasy tablet with her gynecologist on a boat ride to Catalina Island.

"A drug-toting gynecologist! I died and gone to heaven," the late-night talk-show host wrote. "We all popped our tabs and wandered onto the deck," Handler recalled. "The thought occurred to me this was possibly the happiest day of my life."

Writer Morgain McGovern, who claims to be a former friend of Handler, told Radar Online she thought she was "going to die" from hanging out with the E! star, with whom she claimed she regularly used cocaine and ecstasy in 2003.

"Someone should have staged an intervention," McGovern said. "Every time we went out, drugs were involved."

Balazs, who has also been linked to Uma Thurman, Renée Zellweger and Naomi Campbell, has a thing for bad girls, and romanced rocker Courtney Love before hooking up with Handler.

Handler's rep, Stephen Huvane, who initially denied that Handler attended the Balazs party even though she was pictured there, said, "She was at the employee party but not at the Standard. She was not kicked out of the men's room — that is a fabrication."

[From Page Six]

I love the bit from Huvane. "She wasn't even there! Oh, wait, you have photos? Okay, she was there, but it wasn't in the men's bathroom, it was the broom closet! No, wait. THIS NEVER HAPPENED." How much of a coked-up mess do you have to be to get kicked out of a party thrown by your boyfriend's employees?

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Shia LaBeouf has a drunken hissy fit/meltdown in public in LA

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 07:36 AM PDT

Shia LaBeouf has issues. We've documented those issues from time to time, but it's always difficult for me to subscribe some nasty motive to Shia - by most accounts, he's very professional, he's nice to his fans, and in interviews, he seems intelligent, interesting and humble. Maybe it's all just an act, or maybe he just turns into a monster when he's drinking. And he's a big drinker too - I suspect he's an alcoholic, and in the years to come, I do see a stint in rehab for him. Anyway, Shia + alcohol = mess, forever and always. This is the latest story, via Life & Style:

Onlookers at an LA party were concerned for Shia LaBeouf last night after the actor exhibited some very strange behavior.

The Transformers star had what one witness tells Life & Style seemed to be “a public meltdown,” spitting water over his date and rocker Marilyn Manson before charging through the crowd to the exit.

At the Aug. 26 (BELVEDERE) RED at The Box party, the witness tells Life & Style, “Shia picked up a water bottle and shot a mouthful of water all over his seated date’s legs.

“Then he put more water in his mouth and started spitting it all over his tablemates, including Marilyn Manson. He seemed wasted.”

But according to the witness, neither his date, his friends nor Marilyn could calm Shia down — even after Marilyn offered a fist bump, as if to say everything was fine.

“People started taking their seats in front of the stage at the event, but all of a sudden Shia started shouting at his date and getting visibly angry,” the eyewitness tells Life & Style. Then he headed for the door. “He lunged through the very thick seated crowd, and the crowd pleaded with him and encouraged him to sit down. They tried to hold him back — but he kept struggling through.”

And the audience at the event got more than just the show it came to see. “Shia had to climb over people and tear himself out of the grasp of various strangers who were trying to keep him from going crazy,” the eyewitness says. “His date panicked and ran out after him. Marilyn looked shocked and annoyed but stayed seated. Shia and the girl did not return.”

“It was so insane — he just had a total meltdown right in front of everyone,” the eyewitness tells Life & Style. “It was completely out of control. He was so angry and physical. He was determined to get out of there.”

[From Life & Style]

So… wait, what? He was blitzed out of his skull, he spit water on his date ("water"), he started yelling at people, and then he wanted to leave and people were holding him back? Why were people holding him back? If a drunk, belligerent jag wants to leave a place, let him. Don't lay hands on him. That's a good way to lose a hand.

But yeah… sounds like a d-bag move, and it sounds like he was wasted. What else is there to say?

Here's a photo of Shia with his confirmed girlfriend Karolyn Pho - I don't know if Pho was the chick with him at The Box.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Princess Charlene in black strapless in Monte Carlo: lovely or druggy?

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 07:14 AM PDT

Prince Albert and Princess Charlene made another public appearance in Monte Carlo this weekend, this time for the 100th anniversary of the Monte Carlo Golf Club. Is Monte Carlo big enough, acreage-wise, to have a golf club? Charlene wore this simple black strapless dress and black shoes, and I can't find the designer ID on either. I do like her in black - she can pull it off without looking like "The Widow Grimaldi" OR like she's some washed-out goth chick. She just looks simple and chic. So… she's got that, at least. I tend to think Charlene is still learning about fashion, but unlike some women in similar positions, Charlene began her princess-hood with a good eye for design and tailoring and what looks great on her figure.

Is it just me or does Charlene look thinner, though? I think she's lost weight since the wedding and honeymoon. Come on, Charlene! The weight loss is giving her a drawn look… or maybe it's the drugs? Or the brainwashing? Whatever it is, Charlene is giving Albert a look like, "Wait, what happened? I was about to leave you and then… something happened. Why can't I remember the last month?" Poor girl. You think she's even trying to produce an heir so she can get the hell out, or can she not even stand to be touched by him?

By the way, I still haven't heard anything about: 1) the lawsuit against that French newspaper or 2) the paternity suit.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux moved in together, are having lots of sex

Posted: 28 Aug 2011 06:43 AM PDT

It is absolutely nonsensical to me why both Us Weekly and People Magazine got official leaks about this on Friday. Perhaps it was just the kind of filler-gossip that perfectly capped off a pretty boring gossip week, or perhaps there are still people invested in Jennifer Aniston's love life that they really, really needed to know this. Anyway, both People and Us Weekly got the same leak - Aniston and Justin Theroux are now officially living together. What was your first thought? "I thought we already knew that"? Or "Didn't we already hear that two months ago"? Right on both counts. Back in June, Justin moved into Jennifer's Beverly Hills home, just before she sold it. Then she sold it, and she and Justin were house-hunting together in Beverly Hills, and now they've moved into a rental in the Hollywood Hills.

Jennifer Aniston and her boyfriend Justin Theroux have taken the plunge – the pair have officially moved in together, a source tells PEOPLE.

“They decided to rent a house together while they keep searching for the perfect [one] to buy,” says the source. “Jen and Justin are very excited about living together in their new home.”

As PEOPLE reported in July, the couple have been house-hunting for a while, but decided to settle into a two-bedroom rental in the Hollywood Hills until they find a permanent haven.

Aniston, 42, moved out of her Beverly Hills spread in July after deciding the home was “too much” for her and it was time to “simplify.” It sold for $38 million.

The actress rented the Hollywood Hills house on Aug. 1, a real estate source tells PEOPLE. The house provides the couple with privacy, hardwood floors, a new ozone pool, spa and viewing deck. The master suite features vaulted ceilings and French doors leading to the yard.

Since returning from a romantic Hawaiian getaway, the couple has been enjoying time together with friends. On Aug. 24, Aniston and Theroux, 40, shared a long dinner with George Lopez at Chateau Marmont in West Hollywood, and a source tells PEOPLE the couple looked comfortable – and affectionate – together.

“She and Justin looked very happy together,” says the source, “and even kissed at the table.”

[From People]

You know what I always find funny about Aniston selling that Beverly Hills property that she spent years redoing? It only had one bedroom, and the property was less than an acre. Basically, it was a really, really fancy Beverly Hills starter home that was drastically marked up because Jennifer redid it to look like a 1970s shag-pad. LA real estate makes no sense.

Anyway, Us Weekly says that Aniston and Theroux's new place is "a really romantic house with great views and a warm feeling in every room. If they decide they like it, it’s also for sale." They're using the second bedroom as a guest room, not a nursery, but a "source" tells Us Weekly, "He’d make an excellent father. Since he’s a screenwriter, he could work from home and take care of a kid.” Good luck with that, Justin. If you’d like to see their new place, go here.

By the way, In Touch Weekly had a story in last week's issue in which "friends" of Aniston claimed that Jennifer was going around to everybody and bragging about her sex life with Justin. A source says, "She says sex with Justin is the best she's ever had in her life… she and Brad had a vanilla sex life - it's Justin who has awakened her innermost passions… Jen's totally let loose with Justin and the sex is amazing. She is walking around with a constant glow and can't help bragging about how good he is under the sheets." I feel like there were very similar stories about Jennifer and Vince Vaughn and Jennifer and John Mayer. Whatever. Good luck to Justin.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

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