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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.13.13
- Taylor Swift Is A Time-Traveling Satan Worshipper
- Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber
- Lindsay Lohan Wants To Leave Betty Ford Because They Took Away Her Adderall
- Gwyneth Paltrow Got Drunk And Talked About Her Shaved Vagina
- So Who Wants To Win A Trip To Vegas Over Memorial Day Weekend? (Coco Not Included)
- James Franco Is Banging The Khaleesi Now
- I Want To Smoke The ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 Trailer Like A Cigarette
- Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 5.13.13 Posted: 13 May 2013 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which for some reason contains a healthy amount of social media contributions, starting with Rosie Jones up there who is both not Katy Perry and also just Google image-searched you out of a job, so sorry about that. We’ve also got invisible Terry Richardson‘s penis, James Deen just Read More ... |
| Taylor Swift Is A Time-Traveling Satan Worshipper Posted: 13 May 2013 11:34 AM PDT If the Internet’s primary purpose is porn, it’s secondary purpose is.. well, probably cat photos. But after that it’s finding old pictures of people who look like current celebrities and then accusing them of being vampires. So keeping with that tradition, via Buzzfeed here’s Taylor Swift when she appeared on a 1990 episode of Sally Read More ... |
| Selena Gomez Is In A Bikini, Ready To Have Sex With Anyone Who’s Not Justin Bieber Posted: 13 May 2013 09:38 AM PDT Late last month, Selena Gomez flew to Norway to get back together with Justin Bieber to the point where they were even posing for Instagram photos. But apparently sometime between now and then she went, “I’ve made a huge mistake,” because here she is telling Kiss 108 in Boston that not only is she available, Read More ... |
| Lindsay Lohan Wants To Leave Betty Ford Because They Took Away Her Adderall Posted: 13 May 2013 09:30 AM PDT Just last week Lindsay Lohan was telling Piers Morgan she doesn’t need rehab because she’s not addicted to drugs, so naturally that story ended with her already wanting to leave rehab because they took away the drug she’s addicted to. TMZ reports: Sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ … doctors at the rehab center evaluated Read More ... |
| Gwyneth Paltrow Got Drunk And Talked About Her Shaved Vagina Posted: 13 May 2013 08:43 AM PDT “Sir, my pubic hair is of the purest, most royal silk. The local villagers call me, ‘Senora Pussy Softest,’ and offer to bathe it in their finest oils. In some regions of France, it’s even rumored to cure polio. Polio.” Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t eat, so if you opened a bottle of wine in the next Read More ... |
| So Who Wants To Win A Trip To Vegas Over Memorial Day Weekend? (Coco Not Included) Posted: 13 May 2013 08:40 AM PDT To put this as diplomatically as possible, What Would Tyler Durden Do? is slowly rising from the klonopin ashes, so they’re giving away a chance to win a $6,500 Memorial Day Weekend Trip to Vegas to whoever tweets them the best reason why he/she deserves it. You can find all the details here, but you Read More ... |
| James Franco Is Banging The Khaleesi Now Posted: 13 May 2013 07:56 AM PDT You’d just assume after having sex with Seth MacFarlane, Game of Thrones star Emilia Clarke would have anywhere to go but up. Turns out she chose Secret Option #2: Letting James Franco throw paint at her vagina while reciting poetry. Page Six reports: James Franco was seen squiring sexy "Game of Thrones" star Emilia Clarke Read More ... |
| I Want To Smoke The ‘Arrested Development’ Season 4 Trailer Like A Cigarette Posted: 13 May 2013 07:01 AM PDT Netflix dropped a trailer for the fourth season of Arrested Development last night, and I’ve already told all my friends and family to fuck themselves in the face because this is all I’ll be doing all day Memorial Day. Although, for the record, this isn’t as badass as it sounds considering I said the exact Read More ... |
| Yes, We’re Starting The Day With Kendall Jenner Bikini Photos And Other News Posted: 13 May 2013 06:32 AM PDT - Finally Tom Cruise is taller than an entire country! WHEEEE! - We’ve been denied a Suri Cruise-designed clothing line. - Girls With Future Lower Back Problems in case you don’t feel like taking a seat right other there. - Kate Upton can’t help it she has giant awesome breasts. Read More ... |
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