Cele|bitchy

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her legal victory with a cracked- out party at the Marmont
Selena Gomez and Katy Perry look cheap, tacky at the Kids Choice Awards
Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes are back in LA, but are they still together?
Kristen Stewart in Stella McCartney at the Kids Choice Awards: cute or unflattering?
Megan Fox says she was distorted: “I’ve never made vapid, self-serving comments”

Lindsay Lohan celebrated her legal victory with a cracked- out party at the Marmont

Posted: 01 Apr 2012 07:28 AM PDT

Before we get to Lindsay Lohan's cracked-out "celebration" of her legal success, let's celebrate something else. Everyone is talking about this weird/amazing/awful "morphing" video of LL's crack face (below). The same people (I think) did the video of Britney Spears' morphing face a few months ago (which was just kind of sad), and now there's a Lindsay one. You'll have to watch it a few times to really "get" how different everything on her face is. Like, I had to watch it one time just to look at her crack lips through the years.

Just awful. I personally think she's had work done on her nose too – it wouldn't surprise me at all if someone claimed that she had to get some work done on her nose in the past few years because of all of the cocaine. Then there's the issue of her lips. And those cheek fillers. And everything else. Just awful.

But a crackhead never changes her crack stripes. On Thursday, Lindsay was officially taken off of "formal" probation. She's now on "informal" probation, which means that she doesn't have to meet regularly with anybody or take any classes, but if she gets arrested in the next two years… something will happen. Something vague. Something weak. Anyway, Lindsay celebrated her legal victory at the Marmont, of course. We heard on Friday that she went to "lunch" with her sister. But the crack party didn't stop with "lunch"! LL's rep, poor Steve Honig, confirmed to Us Weekly that LL spent Thursday evening in one of the Marmont's bungalows, where she, Ali, Dina, and LL's "agents, managers, and attorneys" dined on paella while "watching Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?". Honig explains, "It was a get-together to say thank you to everyone who supported her through this whole thing. It was a quiet party — not a rowdy night as some people might make it out to seem.” What's that, you say? You heard something about a cracked-out party?

What better way to celebrate the end of your probation than by throwing a party! That’s just what Lindsay Lohan did!

“It was a private suite — the place was packed with people,” a partygoer tells Life & Style about the March 29 gathering at the Chateau Marmont in LA. The soiree started around 9 p.m. — just a few hours after Judge Stephanie Sautner lifted Lindsay’s probation for a 2007 drunk-driving conviction. “It was so crowded, you could barely see anything.”

“She was talking to a group of friends,” the partygoer tells Life & Style. “I didn’t see her have anything to drink.”

But the newly free star did indulge in a little excess — she changed her outfit multiple times throughout the night!

“She first had on this white dress, then changed into a black top and jeans,” the partygoer says. “But then she changed again into another dress. She came out like five times from the bedroom wearing something different each time.”

Celeb pals like Nicky Hilton, new mom Kimberly Stewart and Brandon Davis (who famously called Lindsay “Firecrotch” during a rift in 2006) came out to support her.

“Nicky was friendly and in good spirits,” the partygoer tells Life & Style. “Kimberly looked very understated. She totally seems like she’s in full mommy mode now. She only stayed until 9:30 because she said she had to get back to her child.”

While the Mean Girls actress was excited to end her probation, she decided to keep it more exclusive later on in the evening.

“Around midnight, she started kicking people out that she didn’t know,” the partygoer says.

[From Life & Style]

Hmmm… who to believe? Honig says the Cracken and her crack team of employees and sycophants were watching an Elizabeth Taylor movie. Life & Style's sources say LL was playing dress up and… not drinking? That's okay. I'm sure she was doing lines every time she had a costume change. And did we really need the detail about "watching Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?" We get it, Crackie. You're all about Elizabeth Taylor now.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Selena Gomez and Katy Perry look cheap, tacky at the Kids Choice Awards

Posted: 01 Apr 2012 06:29 AM PDT

Here are more photos from last night's Kids Choice Awards. Once again, I'm just covering the fashion aspect – you can read more about the awards show here. I already covered Kristen Stewart and Heidi Klum here – I thought they were the two best dressed ladies at the event, for what it's worth. Now let's get to some of the not-so-great fashion. Here's Selena Gomez in Dolce & Gabbana. It… I can't…ugh. Yes, Selena is "of age" so maybe this outfit isn't technically in appropriate, but really, it's a kids' show. Selena should be wearing more than a half-bustier and a short skirt. She's a pretty little thing, but this just feels WRONG.

The Smith family was out in full force, all of them trying way too hard to look… cartoonish…? Is that the goal here? Jada Pinkett looks awful, Jaden looks like he spent hours working on his look, and Willow… well, I just feel bad for Willow. I feel like she's having a hard time with her career, with her parents, with being a kid in a big world. I don't have an issue with her shaved head – it's fine. She's a kid. It happens. But she just seems like a sad little girl.

Katy Perry wore this "slime" outfit – her bra thing is supposed to look like it's made out of slime. I guess the skirt is supposed to look slime-spattered? I hate her hair. I hate the length of the skirt.

Emma Stone in Antonio Berardi. Love it. Wish she would go back to red, but I'm okay with the blonde. The dress is perfect on her.

Kelly Osbourne in Tony Ward Couture. Meh.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes are back in LA, but are they still together?

Posted: 01 Apr 2012 06:25 AM PDT

These are some new photos of Eva Mendes, finally back in LA after spending the better part of the past two months in Thailand with Ryan Gosling. Gosling was filming Only God Forgives, and sources say that the film has wrapped and that Ryan has left Thailand too – but you can see some of the last images of Gosling in Thailand here, where he's in character and all bloodied up.

Anyway, now that Eva and Ryan are back in America, what's next for the couple that many of us don't buy? Well, The Mail claims that there are rumors that Ryan and Eva have split. Again. Of course, The Mail is referencing that old report from last month regarding Ryan's trip to South Africa with a German model – a trip that never took place. Back then, Eva's rep denied the split. I wonder if Eva will deny this?

Whatever shampoo they use at Salon Desire, it must smell amazing. Eva Mendes,38, certainly seemed to think so yesterday as she left the hair specialist’s in hip Los Feliz, Los Angeles. Beautiful Eva buried her head in her locks, as if to take in the smell of her freshly washed tresses.

She possibly has good reason to want to pamper herself. [Mendes] is rumoured to be on a break from her relationship with Ryan Gosling, 31. He is said to have told his older girlfriend that he needed ‘time to think.’

But then earlier this month the Drive star was spotted having dinner in Cape Town with a German model. Ryan had been staying at the One And Only Hotel in the South African city after telling friends he needed some time 'to think'.

He was then seen dining with a blonde at the Grand Cafe, a fashionable beachside haunt. The pair had been dating for just six short months.

'Ryan and Eva are having trouble seeing eye to eye,' says a mole. 'He was having dinner with a blonde model who said she was from Berlin. He tried to disguise himself with a woolly hat and scarf and seemed eager not to be noticed as they sat at a beach table, but he was clearly entranced by her.'

Ryan and Eva met on the thriller The Place Beyond The Pines, which is due out later this year, and producers fear they may announce a break-up before the promotional tour.

[From The Mail]

Yes, I could see how it would be a fear that Ryan and Eva would split before the movie is out. My fear is that they'll only stay together for the film promotion, though. And then they'll be done, and then Ryan will be That Guy. He'll be the Jennifer Aniston guy who "dates" his costars and plays games with his accessibility, etc, and then shortly after the European tour, magically he won’t be “with” Eva anymore. He does have a history of romancing costars, and while there are some good girls in his history (Rachel McAdams, Sandra Bullock), it's become his "thing" and I not sure how well it's working out for him.

Now, all of that being said… I don't think Eva and Ryan have split up. I'm guessing they're still together, and they will be for months to come. But we'll see. This couple is difficult to read.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

Kristen Stewart in Stella McCartney at the Kids Choice Awards: cute or unflattering?

Posted: 01 Apr 2012 06:00 AM PDT

Don't ask me to recap last night's Kids Choice Awards. I didn't watch it, nor did I do anything but briefly skim a few stories about it. You can go here for a recap of the night's events. Some celebrities got slimed. Taylor Swift and Justin Bieber seemed to win lots of awards. I'm just going to cover some of the fashion from the event, and I do mean "some" – because I don't recognize two-thirds of the "stars" at the event.

Let's start with Kristen Stewart, shall we? She stood out for me because A) I'm surprised Kristen still gets roped into doing these events, and I kind of like that she still puts in appearances at awards shows that she could totally ignore; B) Kristen looked gorgeous! I'm not completely in love with this Stella McCartney dress – it's a beautiful color, but something isn't working for me about the fit and the fabric (which looks like fancy wallpaper). Still, Kristen looks great. Tiny little waist, and the girl loves her minidresses. Just one thing: STAND UP STRAIGHT. Also: K-Stew loves her dark eye makeup. Which is fine – it suits her current "look". I would like to see her experiment with some subtler makeup styles, though.

Next up: Heidi Klum, in one of her first post-divorce red carpet appearances. I love everything about Heidi's look here. The dress and boots are by Roland Mouret. The dress is flattering, understated, and awesome. The boots are AMAZING. I even love Heidi's styling here – great makeup, good hair. I hope this is the start of a whole new Red Carpet Klum.

Photos courtesy of WENN.

Megan Fox says she was distorted: “I’ve never made vapid, self-serving comments”

Posted: 01 Apr 2012 05:39 AM PDT

Last week, we covered Megan Fox's appearance on the French magazine Jalouse. The quotes from the cover interview were widely disseminated and criticized. Some pointed out that Megan likely did the interview in English, then the piece was translated into French, and then re-translated into English. Well, something was lost in translation. It's official. That what Megan is claiming now after she received a lot of criticism (from me!) for saying something along the lines of "I live well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade places with an unattractive girl." Megan now says that she didn't say anything like that.

Megan Fox may be one of the hottest women in Hollywood–but she wants to make it clear that she doesn’t see herself that way.

The 25-year-old Friends With Kids actress is featured on the cover of French magazine Jalouse’s April issue. In their interview with her, Fox is quoted as saying she “live[s] well with my image. I cannot complain. I would not trade my place with an unattractive girl.”

An annoyed Fox took to her Facebook page Friday to clarify her comments. “Before this starts to circulate and spin into something else I want to address a ‘quote’ that has started to run from an interview I did with a French magazine called Jalouse. The quote reads ‘i wouldn’t trade my place with an unattractive girl’ Sigh. The actual comment, the context and it’s intention are grossly distorted and misrepresented here. I gave this interview in English obviously, it was then translated to French and now back into English. I’ve never made vapid self serving comments and in contradiction am uncontrollably self deprecating.”

Earlier this month, Fox opened up to MIAMI magazine about feeling insecure and lonely as a teen. “I was never the pretty girl,” she shared, calling her younger self “obnoxious” and “abrasive.”

[Via Us Weekly, Contact Music]

Some French speakers went to the original French interview and re-translated the offending portion. The second translation has Megan saying something like, "I'm in control because I don't allow people to emotionally abuse me. I'm at ease with my image, I can't complain, I wouldn't trade places with an ugly girl. But, it's only what I allow to be seen" (thanks to commenter Wendi for that translation). I think Megan's Facebook statement is interesting for three big reasons. One, it's a statement to all of those people who were defending the alleged mis-translation – even Megan thinks the comments were "vapid" and "self-serving". Two, she doesn't try to explain what she was originally trying to say – she's only saying that she wasn't trying to say THAT. Three, at this stage of life, Megan thinks we've forgotten about her history of saying really dumb stuff. True, she might not have said this particular dumb thing, but she can't claim to be mis-translated every time she says something stupid, insulting, vapid, and self-serving. In fact, Megan has claimed in the past that she says dumb sh-t ON PURPOSE in interviews to "throw people off the scent" of her real personality. Perhaps that's what happened here.

Photos courtesy of Jalouse.

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