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- Jennifer Morrison went from brown to blonde to redhead, which is her best look?
- Brangelina, Kristen Stewart, Sparkles and more will be at Cannes this year
- Katy Perry nearly slips a boob in white lace Temperley: lovely or trashy?
- First look at Anthony Hopkins in character as Alfred Hitchcock: OMG!
- Jason Segel & Michelle Williams were majorly loved up at the Tribeca Film Festival
- ‘The Avengers’ heat up Moscow: between Mark Ruffalo & RDJ, who would you rather?
- Kim Kardashian in silver at the Us Weekly party: jacked, busted & not terrible?
- Stacy Keibler, this is your future: Elisabetta Canalis was just dumped… by Steve-O
- Will Charlize Theron have to choose between Alex Skarsgard & Keanu Reeves?
- Lindsay Lohan is allegedly $3 million in debt & she was ordered to stop Botoxing
Jennifer Morrison went from brown to blonde to redhead, which is her best look? Posted: 19 Apr 2012 09:05 AM PDT
[From US Weekly] US has a whole “celebrity style” section in their current print edition featuring their Hot Hollywood Style Winners. This must be part of the way they get celebrities to attend their event. Kim Kardashian was named “The Total Pro” (snort!), and Julianne Hough is “The Free Spirit.” Olivia Munn, “The Sexy Tomboy,” and Stacy Keibler is “The Breakout,” among others. (They must have not been able to meet Stacy’s appearance fee, because she didn’t go to the bash.) Jennifer Morrison was named “The Sophisticate,” which I could see. Sometimes she looks very well put together and elegant, but other times not so much. She’s human that way. In terms of her hair color, I really like her both as a blonde and a redhead. That brown color isn’t too flattering on her, but a deeper color in that shade with more tones might be. In July, 2007 right after she went blonde. Remember when she was engaged to Jesse Spencer? |
Brangelina, Kristen Stewart, Sparkles and more will be at Cannes this year Posted: 19 Apr 2012 08:58 AM PDT Angelina Jolie needs to get to work. Do you realize that she hasn't been in front of a camera since she filmed The Tourist in early 2010? Sure, she wrote and directed a movie, and she did voice work on Kung Fu Panda 2. But it's crazy that one of the highest paid and most in-demand actresses in Hollywood – with a long list of projects that she's associated with or signed on to – hasn't been in front of a camera for two years. She's got two films that she's allegedly going to be working on this summer – Maleficent and The Counselor. And now she's got somewhere else to go too – Brad Pitt's latest film was just announced to the Cannes Film Festival line-up, so she and Brad are going to be in France next month. Basically, I'm saying that they probably won't be getting married this summer. Guess who else is coming to Cannes this year? ROBSTEN. Bruce Willis. Reese Witherspoon. Nicole Kidman. Viggo Mortensen. Yay!
[From People Magazine] It seems like a pretty exciting line-up this year, with lots of American stars scheduled to attend. I'm not one of those "USA! USA!" chanters, I'm just saying that Cannes Film Festival coverage is simply more interesting when there are big, internationally acclaimed celebrities there. Will this be Kristen Stewart's first time at Cannes? That should be exciting for her – I hope she brings it, fashion-wise. I wonder if Kristen and Sparkles will walk each other's carpets? That would be sweet if they did. Maybe they'll do it separately. It's been a while since Nicole Kidman has been there too! In other Brangelina news, the family arrived on the Galápagos Islands yesterday. They're staying at a private villa, allegedly. People Mag's report is a bit confusing – they took a private jet to Baltra, Ecuador, then they boarded a yacht to the Galápagos Islands, maybe? Whatever. I guess this is their pre-Cannes vacation. Brangelina through the years at the Cannes Film Festival, photos courtesy of WENN. |
Katy Perry nearly slips a boob in white lace Temperley: lovely or trashy? Posted: 19 Apr 2012 08:57 AM PDT Here’s some photos of Katy Perry at last evening’s ASCAP Pop Music Awards in Hollywood. Her hair isn’t bad here, and it looks like the brand-new violet hue has faded a bit with a few (presumed) washings. The dress is Temperly London in white lace, and it’s a gorgeous gown in and of itself. However, this is Katy Perry we’re talking about, so just she had to trash it up a bit by letting the left shoulder strap fall by the wayside and, in the process, risking a major nipple slip. With a rack as big as Katy’s, such a move even risked her entire boob falling out too. Here is the moment when Katy “discovers” that she’s about to go topless in front of the world: I have to wonder whether Katy did this on purpose or if it was merely an accident. We’ve already seen how she often wears dresses that, while lovely, don’t flatter her girls, and it’s truly like she doesn’t know what to do with them. Or are these suspect fashion choices all part of her plan? Personally (and my rack is above average but not as big as Katy’s) I’m always very conscious about any potential wardrobe malfunction and go to great lengths to prevent such an accident from occurring. So I’m sort of wondering exactly how Katy could let that strap dangle without even noticing her error until it was almost too late. Her good-girl-gone-bad image seems too calculated for such a red-carpet appearance to not be entirely mapped out. She totally planned this, right? Photos courtesy of WENN |
First look at Anthony Hopkins in character as Alfred Hitchcock: OMG! Posted: 19 Apr 2012 08:20 AM PDT *NOTE: This photo is of Anthony Hopkins in character as Alfred Hitchcock. For whatever reason, I completely forgot about this behind-the-scenes, making-of-Psycho film. I forget what the movie used to be called, but it's current name is simply Hitchcock, which strongly implies "bio-pic" but that's not what it is at all. The movie is just about how Alfred Hitchcock made Psycho, and people have just been discussing how Jessica Biel and Scarlett Johansson were cast in it. But guess who's playing Hitch? Anthony Hopkins! And the header photo is actually Sir Anthony IN CHARACTER. Can you believe that's him? The real Hitchcock (photos below) had that iconic profile, and it seems like they're sparing no expense with makeup and cosmetic add-ons and stuff. Did you know that Helen Mirren is in this movie too? She's going to playing Alma Reville, Hitch's wife, and the film focuses more on their marriage than on "the making of Psycho" I guess. Now I can't wait to see Hopkins and Mirren together – that should be a dream. Hoplins hasn't been working that much lately, which is rough because I love him so much. A few years ago, he dropped 75 pounds and he started looking a bit deflated and sick. I'm including some photos of Hopkins from February – he's gained a little weight back, and I'm guessing that he'll be padded for the Hitchcock role too. |
Jason Segel & Michelle Williams were majorly loved up at the Tribeca Film Festival Posted: 19 Apr 2012 07:47 AM PDT The Tribeca Film Festival opened last night with a premiere of 5 Year Engagement, that movie with Emily Blunt and Jason Segel playing an engaged couple who simply can't get married for various reasons. Jason was there, of course, but there were barely any photos of him, the star. Maybe he didn't walk the carpet for very long? People Magazine explains why – Jason's girlfriend of a month and a half was there. There are no photos of Michelle Williams, but People still managed to detail all of their loved-up PDA throughout the night:
[From People Magazine] Wow… he sounds like he's ready for a major commitment. I'm a big believer in the theory popularized by Sex and the City – when most men are ready for to get married, they "put their light on" (like a cab), and the next girl they meet is "the one". For Jason, it seems to be about timing – he got older, he entered his 30s, he made the choice to stop partying so much and he started thinking about settling down. And Michelle was the first quality woman he met within his new mindset. I guess that's the storyline now – that's "the love story" between Jason and Michelle, and it conveniently explains his past as a player. Still, lots of guys do make these kinds of changes as they get older, and I'm starting to see why Michelle and Jason are "happening" all of a sudden. Maybe they will end up getting married. More photos from the 5 Year Engagement premiere – Olivia Wilde's new blonde hair is awful. It doesn't suit her at all. I'm not crazy about her Yigal Azrouel dress either. LeeLee Sobieski in Band of Outsiders. Why does she keep wearing full-length gowns? And Emily Blunt in Jason Wu. She loves this silhouette. I like the green-and-black combination – it suits her coloring. Plus, the pop of the emerald earrings is really nice too. |
‘The Avengers’ heat up Moscow: between Mark Ruffalo & RDJ, who would you rather? Posted: 19 Apr 2012 07:16 AM PDT The cast of The Avengers were in Moscow two days ago, and we just got these photos today. They did a photo call and a premiere – and I think a Q&A session too. I'm trying to figure out who's missing in these photos – Sam Jackson and Chris Evans, and that's it, right? The rest of them are all there. I don't know who organized these photos, but the only ones of Jeremy Renner are in group shots, yet the photographer made sure to get lots of pics of Scarlett Johansson's bust and limp hair. Since I don't have the time or the inclination to go through these shot by shot (it's not a fashion post!), and because so many are group shots, let's just talk about the dongfest that is The Avengers. I've been hearing so much about Tom Hiddleston lately. Lainey even insinuated that Hiddleston is somehow BETTER than Michael Fassbender, which… I mean, everyone is entitled to their opinion. The only thing I've seen Hiddleston in was Midnight In Paris, where he played F. Scott Fitzgerald. I liked him just fine – he was a lovely F. Scott. He's attractive in photos, and I am willing to believe that he's probably pretty hot in person too. But for the love of God – Michael Fassbender is a completely different BEAST. How adorable is Mark Ruffalo, though? He and Robert Downey Jr. seem to be having some kind of adorable playoff, RDJ with his cute plaid suit and bow tie, Mark with his general "I'm a sweet dude, trust" vibe. Who would I rather? I don't even know. I loved Mark's sex scenes in The Kids Are Alright. But I also loved RDJ's sex scenes in Two Girls and A Guy. DAMN! This is a hard choice. I don't even feel like talking about Chris Hemsworth. He's still too pretty for my taste. Plus, I just don't like ponytails on a dude. As for ScarJo… well, The Jiggle is present and accounted for. Bless her. She's a lucky bitch for getting to hang out with all of these guys. |
Kim Kardashian in silver at the Us Weekly party: jacked, busted & not terrible? Posted: 19 Apr 2012 06:45 AM PDT These are photos from last night's "Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party" or something like that. Us Weekly usually gets a decent turnout for their parties, and last night the woman of the hour was Kim Kardashian, of course. Honestly, I don't hate Kim's dress or her styling here. I usually think she's a katastrophe, but when she makes an effort with a "glam" look, she usually looks okay. I'm glad she's not doing the Croydon facelift – but she doesn't need to, because that face has been Botoxed, filler'd and injected into oblivion. She really needs to stop messing with her lips, because I think Kim's lip situation is worse than both Nicole Kidman and Lindsay Lohan. Kim also tweeted all about her night, including a suspicious one about maybe missing Kanye. Poor Kim. Poor Kanye too. Julianne Hough was there. I kind of like her dress, even with the weird side-boobage. It's a pretty color on her. I find myself more and more impressed with Julianne's style choices lately – I think Seacrest bought her a decent stylist. I think Busy Phillips is a hot mess here. I usually think she's a mess, though. She has "fun" with her clothes, which is fine, especially when she's going to an Us Weekly party. But I'd like to see her try a cleaner, more mature look when she's going to a big awards show or something. Olivia Munn… disaster. Plain dress, poorly accessorized. The necklace doesn't "go" with the dress, and I just hate the booties. Kellan Lutz knows you want to see Kellan Lutz. Kellan Lutz made the Us Weekly party especially Kellan Lutzy. KELLAN LUTZ!!!! |
Stacy Keibler, this is your future: Elisabetta Canalis was just dumped… by Steve-O Posted: 19 Apr 2012 05:44 AM PDT You know when it's time to rethink your life choices? When someone from Jackass dumps you for being too hardcore. This is what has just happened to everybody's favorite Italian party girl/escort Elisabetta Canalis. After she was dumped by George Clooney, she started dating Mehcad Brooks. Then Eli and Mehcad broke up last December after an alleged fight about a purse (for real). And then Eli moved on Steve-O, best known as "that crazy dude from Jackass… no, the other crazy dude." Steve-O just dumped her. OUCH.
[From Radar] Poor Elisabetta. After Clooney dumped her, she stuck around Hollywood, trying to make a career "happen" in America. She got Dancing With the Stars and she was the first one eliminated. She tried bearding for lesser celebrities (allegedly). She tried to get work… but it's just not happening without Clooney's influence. When Steve-O – of all people – is like, "Girl, we need to stop. You're too hardcore," that's when you know it's time to just pack it up. Elisabetta had a decent career in Italy – she should just go back home and settle in. Stacy Keibler, this is your future. The George Clooney Ex-Girlfriend Retirement Plan is pretty awful. |
Will Charlize Theron have to choose between Alex Skarsgard & Keanu Reeves? Posted: 19 Apr 2012 05:15 AM PDT Charlize Theron is a new mother. You'd think that because she's a single mom now ("Sisters are doing it for themselves," as Jon Hamm would say), she would go The Sandra Bullock Route and allow her image to be remade into a family-friendly vision of motherly love. But Charlize is not Sandra Bullock. Charlize likes boys, and boys like Charlize. So while we're hearing a little bit about Charlize's son Jackson, we're hearing even more about Charlize's potential boyfriends. Personally, I think Charlize would LOVE a ride on the Fassbender train – but I don't think he's into it. He doesn't go for tall blondes. Fortunately, there's one Viking who does like lithe blondes, and that's Alexander Skarsgard. Alex and Charlize had a much-rumored rendezvous back in early March – they were said to be cuddled up and "together" at a bar. Now Us Weekly claims that they went on a "second date":
[From Us Weekly, print edition] All I heard there was "casual sex". Is that what this is – something casual, something not at all serious because Alex doesn't want to get serious with a single mother and Charlize doesn't want to get serious with a Viking? If it's just physical… sure. I find their brother-sister appearances creepy though. But that's not the only man Charlize might have coming around. In Touch Weekly (yeah) claims that Charlize and Keanu Reeves have been spending more time together too. Inevitably, the tabloids really want Sad Keanu and Charlize to happen – there were lots of rumors about them right after Charlize and Stuart Townsend broke up.
[From In Touch Weekly] "He babysits and brings toys when he visits Charlize and Jackson…" I just don't buy it. I don't buy this dynamic with them at all. If Charlize and Keanu are hanging out, I think they're just drinking beers and watching the game, you know? |
Lindsay Lohan is allegedly $3 million in debt & she was ordered to stop Botoxing Posted: 19 Apr 2012 04:20 AM PDT Earlier this week, I was all set to write about Lindsay Lohan's latest cracked-out shenanigans at the Coachella festival. I had already prepared myself for a standard-issue tale of Porta-potty sex, cocaine, a Botoxy, puffy crackface, liquor and maybe a fistfight involving someone in a wheelchair. Instead, I got these relatively pleasant photos of a not-puffy, sober-looking (sort of) Lindsay, with no stories of her Coachella shenanigans. Has The Cracken changed? Maybe. OK! Mag has an interesting theory about LL's de-puffed face. Their source claims that Lifetime producers (of Liz & Dick) were aghast when they saw LL's puffy Botox-face, and they ordered her to stop messing with it. And she might have complied! Because she's broke as hell and she needs this gig like a crackhead needs her… oh.
[From OK! Magazine, print edition] The obvious plotline failure is this: if LL is so f–king broke (which I believe), how can she still afford to jack up her face and lips all the time? My answer: she can't. So instead of going without, Lindsay and her mother go in for the cheapest, most budget procedures they can get. And they're probably paying their bills – ALL of their bills – in "trade". But seriously, how easy it to believe that LL has already blown through her $900K Playboy paycheck? Those aren't all legal bills too – remember, she's a cracked-out hoarder who loves to shop. And she's got significant drug bills too. Plus, some of her debt could be years-old – in 2010, it was widely reported that LL had $500,000 in credit card debt. Still, let's enjoy the hint of her old, natural face once again (just don't look at her lips). |
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