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- “The anniversary of The Royal Wedding” Links
- Angelina Jolie refuses Brad’s suggestion of a ‘double wedding’ with his parents
- Kim Kardashian is coming to the White House Correspondents Dinner too
- Charlize Theron wears Dion Lee LBD, jokes about why she’s still “single”
- Kristen Stewart is Glamour UK’s best dressed woman of 2012: good choice?
| “The anniversary of The Royal Wedding” Links Posted: 27 Apr 2012 10:47 AM PDT
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| Angelina Jolie refuses Brad’s suggestion of a ‘double wedding’ with his parents Posted: 27 Apr 2012 06:30 AM PDT The tabloids are full of speculation about Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's engagement this week. OK! Magazine had a story about Brad and Angelina fighting over every single detail of their wedding plans, and that's why they took the trip to the Galapagos Islands. The Enquirer says Brad and Angelina will have a quiet beach wedding in the Bahamas, which… I mean… a beach wedding? Doesn't Angelina know that Jennifer Aniston theoretically owns the "beach wedding" concept? Star Magazine also has a story about Brad "gushing" about his engagement to George Clooney, and Clooney deciding to "propose" to Stacy Keibler just because he saw how happy Brad was. LOL. But my favorite, by far, was In Touch Weekly's piece about Angelina turning into a "my way or the highway" style bridezilla. ITW makes a really big deal about Angelina flat-out REFUSING to have a double wedding with Brad's parents for their 50th wedding anniversary:
[From In Touch Weekly, print edition] First of all, I didn't know that anyone still did "double weddings". I thought those only happened in Jane Austen novels. Second of all, it's Angelina's wedding and she'll bridezilla if she wants to. Third, who says that Bill and Jane Pitt even WANT Brad and Angelina to steal their 50th-wedding-anniversary thunder? Bill and Jane Pitt probably want their anniversary celebration to be all about them, and Angelina wants to have her wedding be all about her. Let everybody have their own thunder, Brad! Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.    |
| Kim Kardashian is coming to the White House Correspondents Dinner too Posted: 27 Apr 2012 04:41 AM PDT These are some new photos of Kim Kardashian yesterday in NYC. They're making the rounds because… er… yeah. I guess because of Kim's pants? You know what? Go ahead and hate on me, but I actually like her pants. I like the whole outfit, honestly. I wish Kim would dress like this more often. She goes to the "ruffled mini-skirt" well too often, and she usually dresses like she honestly believes she's a size 4. So, while I like these pants from the front and from the side, there is a not-so-little matter of the pants from the back: Yeah. Not good. I'm not a big-booty hater (I have a big booty too). But this is just… unflattering. Whenever I ask "How did Kim get such a tiny waist and such an enormous ass?" everyone always says "Ass implants and lipo." So… there you go. In other Kardashian news, did you hear that Kim was also invited to this weekend's White House Correspondents Dinner? Lindsay Lohan has already been confirmed as a guest of Fox News, and it looks like Fox News is really trying to outdo themselves this year, because they invited Kim too. Is this some kind of political message Fox is trying to send? Because I tend to think that Fox has just given Pres. Obama's speechwriters a huge gift – the gift of Cracken and Kardashian jokes. Kim also came to the event in 2010… and quite honestly, Lindsay Lohan's invitation still bugs me much more than Kim's. Other celebrities who will be in attendance: George Clooney (and Stacy Keibler), Charlize Theron, Viola Davis and Josh Hutcherson. Last Kardashian story – The Dirty & Media Takeout got their hands on a photo they claim is Kim WAY back in the day. If you go here and follow the NSFW links, you can see the nudie pic. Kim denies that it's her, but I think it really looks like her. The interesting part? If the photo IS Kim, it proves that she had a boob job. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.    |
| Charlize Theron wears Dion Lee LBD, jokes about why she’s still “single” Posted: 27 Apr 2012 04:22 AM PDT These are some new photos of Charlize Theron at CinemaCon yesterday in Las Vegas. Shall we discuss the Dion Lee dress first? I'm not in love with it. And oddly enough, I don't find it flattering. Charlize has this amazing body, and I swear the cut of this dress makes her hips look weird. Plus, she doesn't look comfortable in it at all. The "cutout" effect is helped along with that illusion netting, and it's just not a cute look. Her face looks great, though. She's been looking kind of Botoxy lately, but she looks very fresh and natural here (to my eyes). Charlize received the "Distinguished Decade of Achievement In Film" Award at CinemaCon. Charlize has had a great decade in film, but that's kind of lost in such a kiss-ass industry event when everyone knows Charlize just got an "award" because she has two films opening up in June (both of which I can't wait for). During her acceptance speech, Charlize joked, "If I knew that 3D was gonna be such a big deal I would have gotten that boob job ten years ago." She also said that everything she knows about love she learned from watching Splash and "Perhaps that is why I am still single." Single you say? In other Charlize news, The Enquirer has a recap on the situation with Charlize and Alexander Skarsgard. The Enquirer broke the story in March – something about Charlize and Alex on a "date" at Gym Sportsbar, "a gay watering hole in West Hollywood." Other sites have claimed similar things too – it's generally established that Charlize and Alex were together at this bar, but some say that they might have been with a group of friends and maybe it wasn't so much a "date". The Enquirer's sources say this week that Charlize and Alex "want to keep the romance to themselves for the time being." Which is just a fancy way of saying that we probably won't see photos of them together. For a while at least. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Kristen Stewart is Glamour UK’s best dressed woman of 2012: good choice? Posted: 27 Apr 2012 04:21 AM PDT Kristen Stewart is the best dressed woman in the world! According to Glamour UK at least. Kristen topped a list that included many British fashion-girls, which is kind of impressive – Kristen being an American, after all. I was trying to put myself in that frame of mind – if I was 16 years old again, would I want to dress like Kristen? When I was 14-15, I was all about Winona Ryder, so… yeah. Probably. I'm not saying 1995 Winona = 2012 K-Stew. But there are some correlations. And while I'm still not a fan of Kristen's "street style," her red carpet style continues to improve year after year. She's young, she's mixing it up, she's learning. And she just got a Balenciaga contract too! Anyway, Glamour's top five was rounded out by (in order): Emma Watson, Victoria Beckham, the Duchess of Cambridge and Florence Welch (of Florence + the Machine). Other Americans on the list included Blake Lively, Rihanna, Jennifer Lopez, Jessica Alba (??), Gaga, Beyonce, Emma Stone, Angelina Jolie (#23) and Jennifer Aniston (#30). I do think the list was stacked towards "celebrity women that the average 21-year-old admires." You can see Glamour UK's slideshow here.
[From The Mail] Who do I think deserves top honors? Eh. Call me a curmudgeon, but nearly every celebrity woman has had some major style blunders lately. It's not like a decade ago, when Nicole Kidman was so obviously the style leader of the world and you couldn't wait to see what she would wear next. Charlize Theron is a bit like that, but I feel like she's been slacking sartorially lately too. You know who I've been enjoying so much over the past year? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. She might not be the best actress (ha), but that girl can DRESS. She wears a lot of Burberry, naturally. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
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