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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.3.12
- Country Music’s Mad At Ashton Kutcher
- ‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’
- There’s A ‘Blue Lagoon’ Remake Now
- Russell Brand To Katy Perry: ‘Eh, You Can Keep The House, Too’
- Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack
- Ashlee Simpson: ‘Jessica Isn’t Squeezing Out A Kid Anytime Soon’
- Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 4.3.12 Posted: 03 Apr 2012 01:15 PM PDT        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed that I’m honestly surprised even exists today amidst the deficit of celebrity news content being led by a no name actress remaking The Blue Lagoon for Lifetime in half a bikini. Anyway, we managed to scrounge up the the sum of America’s cultural contribution to the world, as Read More ...  |
| Country Music’s Mad At Ashton Kutcher Posted: 03 Apr 2012 12:15 PM PDT        For some reason, somebody thought it’d be a great idea to invite Ashton Kutcher, the guy who fucked over Demi Moore by banging 23-year-olds on their wedding anniversary, to Sunday’s American Country Music Awards to present Female Vocalist of the Year to Miranda Lambert which he did, but only after showing up in a ten-gallon Read More ...  |
| ‘Domo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Alexander Skarsgard Welcomes You To The Sexening.’ Posted: 03 Apr 2012 11:26 AM PDT        “Hi.” So here’s another swing at these Alexander Skarsgard musical posts, this time from today’s Japanese premiere of Battleship where the Skarsgard eye-fucked literally every single person in the room – But mostly Brooklyn Decker. – and even found himself being eye-banged by Rihanna which I’ll just go ahead and read as both equal parts Read More ...  |
| There’s A ‘Blue Lagoon’ Remake Now Posted: 03 Apr 2012 10:25 AM PDT        “So, wait, after I use this coconut as a tampon, I do what with my cousin?” If you’ve been on the Internet at all today, you’ve probably already been bombarded with pics of Indiana Evans (?) filming The Blue Lagoon remake for the Lifetime channel (C’est la vie, questionable underage nudity. We shall meet again.), Read More ...  |
| Russell Brand To Katy Perry: ‘Eh, You Can Keep The House, Too’ Posted: 03 Apr 2012 09:37 AM PDT        Apparently Russell Brand really wants to make it clear he doesn’t have a vagina because not only has he turned down $20 million in the divorce settlement, he’s now just letting Katy Perry keep the house they bought together. TMZ reports: Russell Brand is one step closer to severing all ties with Katy Perry — Read More ...  |
| Paris Hilton Hates Reality, Has A Butt Crack Posted: 03 Apr 2012 08:37 AM PDT        Once, when she was very little, Paris Hilton met an old sailor who told her that, “Argh, nothin’ relieves a below deck itch like a fresh waft of sea air on your biscuit,” so that explains these photos. With that in mind, here’s another story about Paris getting pissed off after a reporter dares suggest Read More ...  |
| Ashlee Simpson: ‘Jessica Isn’t Squeezing Out A Kid Anytime Soon’ Posted: 03 Apr 2012 07:18 AM PDT        While looking so thin and pretty Minka Kelly couldn’t resist sticking her hand up her shirt, Ashlee Simpson basically let reporters know that her gigantic billionaire sister is going to get even larger which is exactly how I’d deflect from the fact I used to have sex with Pete Wentz, too. Well played. Us Weekly Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Miranda Kerr, And Other News Posted: 03 Apr 2012 06:18 AM PDT        - Jennifer Lopez is making her driver pose for Instagram photos now. - These Girls Can Take Me Out To The Ballpark - Taylor Lautner got a facial at the Kids Choice Awards. - If your birth name is Mel Colm-Cille Gerard Gibson, now would be a good time not to Read More ...  |
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