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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.25.12
- Okay, So Maybe Beyonce Deserves To Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World
- Lindsay Lohan Thinks Gerard Butler Would Make A Great Richard Burton To Her Elizabeth Taylor
- Octomom Under Investigation For Locking Her Kids In A Room While She Gets $500 Haircuts
- Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own ‘Special Pants’ For ‘Magic Mike’
- Beyonce Named ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman,’ Cites Alleged Motherhood as Source of Her Beauty
- Kyle Richards Apparently Works Out And Other News
- The Five-Year Engagement – In Theaters 4/27
The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 4.25.12 Posted: 25 Apr 2012 01:00 PM PDT Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where Amanda Seyfried just saw a cat get run over, you can literally smell the dirty litter box wafting off of this Tim Burton pic, The Rock flexes his armpit pecs that Earthly science has no explanation for, and finally Joan Cusack knows that she’s not the biggest Read More ... |
Okay, So Maybe Beyonce Deserves To Be The Most Beautiful Woman In The World Posted: 25 Apr 2012 12:00 PM PDT “Damn girl, you expect me to drink that whole case of water between here and your house?” Posted by Photo Boy Since People already declared her the ‘Most Beautiful Woman In The World‘ today, Beyonce decided to take care of the ‘World’s Smartest’ or ‘World’s Most Intolerant Of Piss Stains On Her Couch’ Award all Read More ... |
Lindsay Lohan Thinks Gerard Butler Would Make A Great Richard Burton To Her Elizabeth Taylor Posted: 25 Apr 2012 11:00 AM PDT If you’re wondering why the hell these are photos of Lindsay Lohan on a red carpet, it’s only Star magazine’s All Hollywood event which featured such “famous” faces as, well, Lindsay Lohan and (I think) the dude from Shahs of Sunset who apparently jumped immediately to haggling over her price. – “I see on Internet Read More ... |
Octomom Under Investigation For Locking Her Kids In A Room While She Gets $500 Haircuts Posted: 25 Apr 2012 09:29 AM PDT In case you weren’t fully convinced Octomom had no business bringing 14 kids into the world because she’s a shit-ass mother, the police paid her a visit last night over charges of child neglect after a hair stylist took pictures inside the house capturing almost third world-like living conditions for anyone not named Octomom who Read More ... |
Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own ‘Special Pants’ For ‘Magic Mike’ Posted: 25 Apr 2012 08:26 AM PDT “Cheers to my balls. Alright, alright.” For those of you who don’t know, Matthew McConaughey stars in the upcoming Channing Tatum quasi-biopic Magic Mike where he plays the legendary owner of a male strip club who walks around without a shirt on for 199% of the movie. So basically the role Matthew McConaughey was fired Read More ... |
Beyonce Named ‘World’s Most Beautiful Woman,’ Cites Alleged Motherhood as Source of Her Beauty Posted: 25 Apr 2012 07:15 AM PDT Posted by Photo Boy In a continuing effort to convince the world that she physically birthed a child that was in no way the product of a ritualistic animal stabbing and herbal colon cleanse administered by Gwyneth Paltrow (Did you know Beyonce’s her black friend? Beyonce’s her black friend.), Beyonce credits her world-dominating beauty to Read More ... |
Kyle Richards Apparently Works Out And Other News Posted: 25 Apr 2012 06:32 AM PDT - Jose Canseco will never stop tweeting. - Danielle Houghton is just a tad overboard. Just a tad. - And Tom Hiddleston is apparently just right for the ladies. Just right. - I can’t decide if this is worse than finding out Mila Kunis is banging Ashton Kutcher or not. Read More ... |
The Five-Year Engagement – In Theaters 4/27 Posted: 25 Apr 2012 06:30 AM PDT Watch The Restricted Trailer Above The director and writer/star of Forgetting Sarah Marshall reteam for the irreverent comedy The Five-Year Engagement. Beginning where most romantic comedies end, the new film from director Nicholas Stoller, producer Judd Apatow (Knocked Up, The 40-Year-Old Virgin) and Rodney Rothman (Get Him to the Greek) looks at what happens when Read More ... |
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