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- LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian celebrate their first wedding anniversary
- Alex Skarsgard brings his bulgy Viking hotness to Coachella, and other photos
- Chelsea Handler is still bad-mouthing Angelina Jolie in interviews, surprise
- Kim Kardashian’s kat-face spent another weekend in NYC with Kanye West
- Carey Mulligan & Marcus Mumford were married in England on Saturday
- Peaches Geldof, 23, gave birth to baby boy Astala Cohen this week
LeAnn Rimes & Eddie Cibrian celebrate their first wedding anniversary Posted: 22 Apr 2012 08:01 AM PDT LeAnn Rimes celebrated her first wedding anniversary to Eddie Cibrian this weekend. She celebrated as she celebrates everything… on Twitter. She tweeted the whole damn day yesterday – go to her Twitter feed to see. It's insane. I think at one point she said she was going to stop tweeting to celebrate, but she just kept on going. So… what does the kept man who has everything get for his anniversary? LeAnn bought Eddie a watch. Meh. You know he wanted a bigger toy – like a sports car or a motorcycle. Or a boat. Maybe LeAnn couldn't afford to keep buying her man all of the "gifts" he wants? As for what Eddie gave her… I don't know. Their real anniversary is today, and she says he was making her wait. She did tweet a photo of a flower – how funny would it be if Eddie just gave her flowers for their anniversary? Who am I kidding? LeAnn totally told him exactly what she wanted and she gave him the money to buy it, whatever it is.
[From Us Weekly] People Magazine also notes that on Friday, LeAnn and Eddie had an early anniversary lunch at Toscanova in Calabasas – they ate beef carpaccio and chicken paillard and they fondled each other throughout the meal. A source tells People, “All throughout their meal, they’d steal kisses or hold hands… They looked incredibly happy together. He had his arm around her shoulder and she would rest her head on the nook of his neck with her eyes closed.” Gross. I mean, congrats. I actually do hope that LeAnn and Eddie last… for a while, at least. I hope they last for two reasons: one, it's more fun for me, the viewer, to see a marriage which is based on a man marrying his stalker; and two, LeAnn is going to go absolutely INSANE if this marriage doesn't work out. It will be epic. |
Alex Skarsgard brings his bulgy Viking hotness to Coachella, and other photos Posted: 22 Apr 2012 07:27 AM PDT Here are some photos from Coachella this weekend. Kate Bosworth and her boyfriend got to go last weekend – this weekend belonged to Alexander Skarsgard! It's funny when a couple breaks up and they fight about who gets custody of the music festival. The Bos and The Skarsgard are literally sharing custody of Coachella. As you can see, Alex was having a good time this weekend, drinking beer, hanging out with friends, looking surly for the paparazzi. I want to think that Alex genuinely did not want to be photographed. I want to think he genuinely went there for the music, and to have fun. I don't know, though. All I can really focus on is his arms and how gigantic he is. Am I alone in wanting to take him shopping, though? I want to buy him some new pants and t-shirts. He can be comfortable and wear clothes that fit AND have it be fashionable. Emma Roberts really hopes you're paying attention to her. Hey, remember when she was all, "I'm going to be a college student now!"? And then she was like, "OMG, college totally interferes with my partying and famewhoring, I quit!" Good times. One of these things is not like the other, The Melanie Griffith Edition. WTF is she doing there? Dita Von Teese was there, but she didn't bring her gorgeous French boyfriend, like she did last year. I guess the dude she's with is just a friend? Rosie Huntington-Whiteley was Jason Statham-less. Is this the perfect Coachella outfit? Probably. |
Chelsea Handler is still bad-mouthing Angelina Jolie in interviews, surprise Posted: 22 Apr 2012 07:27 AM PDT I'm about to shock you! Chelsea Handler, star of a vodka-soaked empire, is once again talking about how much she dislikes Angelina Jolie. As you know, Chelsea is faithfully Team Aniston – Chelsea used to make fun of Jennifer Aniston (and everyone else) until Chelsea decided to befriend certain tabloid "sweethearts" and use her act to screech at Angelina Jolie specifically. Chelsea has gone off on Angelina so many times, calling Angelina "a f–king c–t" and a "homewrecker" and making racist jibes at the Jolie-Pitt children. Chelsea also name-drops Jennifer Aniston into nearly every interview she does. And lest you think that "Oh, Aniston doesn't cosign this…" – sure, you could believe that. Aniston and Handler are tight, though. Chelsea comes to all of Aniston's premieres, Chelsea came (and spoke at) Aniston's Hollywood Walk of Fame ceremony, and they consistently vacation together. Anyway, Chelsea has a new interview. Guess what she talks about?
[From Page Six] I'm sure some people agree with Chelsea's assessment of Jolie. I'm sure some people think the exact opposite – that Chelsea and Jennifer Aniston seem like they would be horrible people to be friends with. That's all just a matter of opinion, and everyone's entitled. But Jesus Christ, does Chelsea have anything else to talk about? Don't these character attacks – on Angelina specifically – get old? I don't even feel like it's part of any comedic "act" – it's just Chelsea obsessively maintaining her "Team Aniston" status in interviews, in her act, on her show, and everywhere else. |
Kim Kardashian’s kat-face spent another weekend in NYC with Kanye West Posted: 22 Apr 2012 06:59 AM PDT Yesterday, a loyal reader sent CB and me an email about Kim Kardashian's krazy kat-face. The subject line was "WTF happened to Kat-face's face?" She was talking about Kim's face in these photos, where Kim, Khloe and Kris Jenner were all in Chicago to promote one of the Kardashian Klothing Kollection at Sears. As you can see, Kim looks especially Botoxed, orange'd and busted. My basic take on Kim's face at this point: she should really stop with the lip injections to her upper lip. She's going overboard, and it messes up her whole face. In other Kat-face news, apparently she went right from Chicago to New York so she and Kanye West could have another date. We don't have the photos – you can see one here.
[From Us Weekly] So are we calling this their "second" date? I think they've been fooling around for a while – probably years, but definitely for the past year. I wonder why Kanye has just now decided that he and Kim should be all official. It feels like stunt-queen drama, but who knows? They exhaust me. One last thing – Kris Jenner posted this photo of Kim sleeping in her bed. Because that's not creepy at all, right? Not the whole "a mother who loves that her adult daughter still curls up in her bed like a kid" thing. That's kind of cute. The fact that Kris posted it to Twitter is what I find creepy. Photos courtesy of Kris's Twitter, Kim's Twitter, WENN & Fame/Flynet. |
Carey Mulligan & Marcus Mumford were married in England on Saturday Posted: 22 Apr 2012 06:33 AM PDT Wow, Radar was right! So was The Mail. The British and American tabloids were all claiming that Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford's wedding was imminent, and Radar said everything was going down this weekend – and they were right! Carey and Marcus were married yesterday, Saturday, in Somerset, England. I was right too – Kate Moss made it cool for hipsters to get married in the English countryside again. Carey and Marcus got hitched on an honest-to-God FARM. And they had some big celebrity guests too!
[From Us Weekly] Sienna Miller? Jake Gyllenhaal? I'm surprised at who did NOT show up at her wedding too – no one from The Great Gatsby, not Michael Fassbender or Shame director Steve McQueen, no Ryan Gosling. Granted, you don't have to invite everyone you've ever worked with or even recently worked with, but it's certainly interesting to think that these are the Hollywood types that Carey is close to – Jake and Sienna. And I love that Colin Firth came! I want to have a wedding just so Colin Firth will come. Carey is also supposed to be very tight with Emma Thompson – I wonder if Emma and Greg Wise were there? More details – Marcus's dad is a vicar, and he performed the ceremony. British sources claim Carey's dress was Versace. Something in ivory, and backless. There's also a rumor that Adele performed at the reception, which… if that happened, that's cooler than having Colin Firth come to your wedding. |
Peaches Geldof, 23, gave birth to baby boy Astala Cohen this week Posted: 22 Apr 2012 06:09 AM PDT Goodness, Peaches Geldof's pregnancy went by in a flash, didn't it? Peaches gave birth to a baby boy at some point over the past few days – maybe Thursday or Friday? The announcement just says "this week” – Peaches said before that she was due on her late mother’s birthday, April 24, so I guess the baby just wanted to come out a little bit early. Peaches and her fiancé Thomas Cohen named their son Astala… which sounds like a name from Lord of the Rings or The Chronicles of Narnia. Or both. I think Peaches' pregnancy seemed to go by so quickly because she and Thomas only announced it in January, when she was already well into her second trimester. Plus, Peaches wasn't bashing us over the head with pregnancy TMI – she and Thomas did a Hello Magazine cover interview, and she's been tweeting about stuff here and there, but it's not like Jessica Simpson's TMI Pregnancy Extravaganza. Speaking of, Jessica is STILL pregnant. Everybody is having their babies but Jessica. Here's more about Peaches:
[From Us Weekly] Congrats to Peaches, Thomas and little Astala. I wonder how you abbrieviate that name? "Asty"? Tala? Peaches turned 23 years old last month – her mom, the late Paula Yates, was having babies early too. Some days, I see a lot of Paula in Peaches. I wonder if Bob Geldof sees it too – probably. But right now, Bob is probably just thrilled to be a grandpa. |
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