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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12
- Miley Cyrus Got In A Dang Ol’ Bar Fight
- Emma Watson And The Chamber of Stupid Nipple Pasties I Hate You So Much
- Kim Kardashian Thinks Criticism For Her Fake Marriage Is Just Like Having Cancer
- So Chris Brown Might’ve Tattooed Rihanna’s Battered Face On His Neck
- Amanda Bynes Pulled Over While Driving On Suspended License, Completely Let Go
- James Franco Wants That Kristen Stewart Rebound
- It’s Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers Commerical That Cost Them $3 Million
- Lady Gaga Walked Around London Dressed Like A Princess And Other News
The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 9.11.12 Posted: 11 Sep 2012 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I think it’s a little coincidental that Jared Leto picked today of all days to sport this beard. And no, I don’t mean he looks like a terrorist, that’s racist, but if he threw himself out of a skyscraper over it, I’d take that hit. Speaking of Read More ... |
Miley Cyrus Got In A Dang Ol’ Bar Fight Posted: 11 Sep 2012 12:30 PM PDT In all the long, veiny, 100% beef, I’ve been a bad, bad secretary confusion yesterday, I missed the TMZ report that Miley Cyrus (Who’s 19, by the way.) is a battery suspect after getting into a fight at a Hollywood bar because it was only a matter of time until her life became The Dukes Read More ... |
Emma Watson And The Chamber of Stupid Nipple Pasties I Hate You So Much Posted: 11 Sep 2012 11:32 AM PDT To honor the British and their takedown of Kim Kardashian, here’s Emma Watson having a wardrobe malfunction at the premiere of The Perks of Being A Wallflower last night even though she’s of age now and has clearly discernible female body parts which wasn’t her appeal to anyone that was into her. These might as Read More ... |
Kim Kardashian Thinks Criticism For Her Fake Marriage Is Just Like Having Cancer Posted: 11 Sep 2012 10:38 AM PDT When I first heard that Kim Kardashian had an interview in The Guardian, my first reaction was to roll my eyes and just assume it was some sort of puff piece about whatever the fuck she’s shilling now. Turns out it’s loaded with enough dry British wit calling out her vapidness to make me want Read More ... |
So Chris Brown Might’ve Tattooed Rihanna’s Battered Face On His Neck Posted: 11 Sep 2012 09:19 AM PDT Here’s Chris Brown earlier in the month sporting a tattoo which people have just now figured out looks eerily similar to Rihanna‘s battered face. He’s, of course, denying that’s the case when, really, he should be going, “You’re damn right it is” because it’s actually a smart idea. Think about it: It’s on the side Read More ... |
Amanda Bynes Pulled Over While Driving On Suspended License, Completely Let Go Posted: 11 Sep 2012 08:44 AM PDT After her first hit and run case was re-opened and Amanda Bynes hit even more cars, the DMV miraculously suspended her license which almost made her completely different than Lindsay Lohan. Except Sunday night Amanda decided to hit the clubs, so despite having a suspended license, she took her Deathmobile out for a spin only Read More ... |
James Franco Wants That Kristen Stewart Rebound Posted: 11 Sep 2012 08:01 AM PDT Seen here wearing another piece of Robert Pattinson‘s clothing (the hat), Kristen Stewart was apparently hit on by James Franco during the Toronto International Film Festival which makes sense because she puts out. Via RadarOnline: There was a lot of flirting and Kristen was overjoyed by the attention she was getting from James, who was Read More ... |
It’s Jessica Simpson’s Weight Watchers Commerical That Cost Them $3 Million Posted: 11 Sep 2012 07:15 AM PDT When I posted pics of Jessica Simpson in New York yesterday, I just assumed she’d change out of The Gut-Curtain™ before making her big “post-baby body reveal” on Katie Couric‘s new show. Except, nope, she wore The Gut-Curtain™ which made even more sense after you saw her debut her new Weight Watchers commercial (above) which Read More ... |
Lady Gaga Walked Around London Dressed Like A Princess And Other News Posted: 11 Sep 2012 06:40 AM PDT - Blake Lively sold the exclusive to her wedding to.. Martha Stewart? - Miss college? This won’t help. - Peaches Geldof wins Mother of the Year. - Guy Fieri has a new restaurant. This is what he’s probably serving. - Matthew McConaughey‘s wife didn’t balloon into two people. Alright, alright. Read More ... |
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