The Superficial - Because You're Ugly |
- The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12
- January Jones Parked In A Handicapped Spot
- Johnny Lewis Was A Scientologist
- Joanna Krupa Says She’s ‘Sex-Deprived’
- Ke$ha Banged A Ghost. It Happens.
- Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Are Still Making Music Videos And Other New
| The Crap We Missed – Friday 9.28.12 Posted: 28 Sep 2012 11:30 AM PDT        Welcome to Friday’s The Crap We Missed, which signals our end of day, so you can suck it West Coast! Completely fabricated coastal rivalries aside, we’d love for you all to enjoy this smattering of random, starting with the pants that drugs painted, as well as Larry King, who wants that telegraph sent by sundown Read More ...  |
| January Jones Parked In A Handicapped Spot Posted: 28 Sep 2012 10:15 AM PDT        Here’s January Jones parking in a handicapped space yesterday, and while normally we like to call out rich celebrities for being inconsiderate shitbags who are too beautiful to walk a few extra feet, in this case I’m sure January just wanted to make sure she could get home to her son as quickly as- Pffffttttt! Read More ...  |
| Johnny Lewis Was A Scientologist Posted: 28 Sep 2012 08:09 AM PDT        “Or was I? XENU MIND-GAZE ACTIVATE. You too, blondie.” “Right! Neeeeeeeeooooooooowahhhh… Yesterday, the Internet learned that Johnny Lewis, the dude best known for being in two seasons of Sons of Anarchy and then getting killed off after having “creative differences,” randomly murdered his 81-year-old landlord and dismembered her cat before falling off a roof and Read More ...  |
| Joanna Krupa Says She’s ‘Sex-Deprived’ Posted: 28 Sep 2012 08:05 AM PDT        Back in 2009, Joanna Krupa complained about not having enough sex with her fiance and three years later she still hasn’t figured out she’s clearly engaged to a woman because she’s still not getting enough. A problem I’d be more than happy solve because, trust me, after one night with me, she’ll never want to Read More ...  |
| Ke$ha Banged A Ghost. It Happens. Posted: 28 Sep 2012 06:59 AM PDT        Like right now, for example. In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, the penis-loving praying mantis known as Ke$ha revealed that she spent the past year sailing around the world getting banged by ghosts because apparently that’s how she writes music. Later, someone showed her a pen and she went, “Okay, but where’s the ghost Read More ...  |
| Aubrey O’Day’s Breasts Are Still Making Music Videos And Other New Posted: 28 Sep 2012 06:26 AM PDT  - Wait. Gwyneth Paltrow is friends with Nicole Richie? But.. but.. she’s an orphan. - This one’s about butts because variety is the spice of life. The butt-spice. - Scott Baio‘s penis really does a number on women, doesn’t it? - The time Joseph Gordon-Levitt photobombed the Obamas. - Sophia Read More ...  |
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