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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13
- Meet Ian Ziering: Chippendales Dancer
- Hayden Panettiere Is All The Excuse I Need To Post The Unrated ‘Blurred Lines’ Video
- Ochocinco Just Got Arrested For Slapping His Lawyer’s Ass In Court
- Joanna Krupa’s Bachelorette Party Seems Fun
- Justin Bieber Tried To Sneak Into A Club. It Didn’t Work.
- Katherine Webb Won The Spike Guys Choice Awards
- Miley Cyrus Is Twerking Again
- Good Morning, Scarlett Johansson, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.10.13 Posted: 10 Jun 2013 01:30 PM PDT Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed which caps a day of class acts and great decision-making, so why not keep that rolling, starting with Scarlett Johansson who’s posting selfies online again because that’s something that’s never gone completely off the rails for her before. Then there’s Mario Lopez posing with mini Kim and Kanye Read More ... |
| Meet Ian Ziering: Chippendales Dancer Posted: 10 Jun 2013 12:35 PM PDT “God, are all the bowties this itchy? Just power through, Steve. Power through.” Tori Spelling‘s father was one of the wealthiest, most powerful men in television and even she had to eventually resort to reality television after the 90210 royalty checks dried up. So how the hell Ian Ziering made it almost two decades before Read More ... |
| Hayden Panettiere Is All The Excuse I Need To Post The Unrated ‘Blurred Lines’ Video Posted: 10 Jun 2013 11:40 AM PDT Hayden Panettiere appeared on The Graham Norton Show Friday night along with Robin Thicke and Pharrell who, according to her Twitter, talked her onstage to dance during their performance of “Blurred Lines.” In fairness, that’s the only way she’ll tell you how to find her treasure. More importantly, this gave me an excuse to embed Read More ... |
| Ochocinco Just Got Arrested For Slapping His Lawyer’s Ass In Court Posted: 10 Jun 2013 10:23 AM PDT Some background: Last month former Miami Dolphin Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson was arrested after violating his probation from his 2012 domestic violence arrest when he headbutted his then-wife Evelyn Lozada after she found a receipt for condoms in his car. Jump to today where Chad’s lawyer was literally about to seal a deal that would keep Read More ... |
| Joanna Krupa’s Bachelorette Party Seems Fun Posted: 10 Jun 2013 09:14 AM PDT In theory, Joanna Krupa‘s bachelorette party should be depressing because it means I’ll never have a chance to con her into thinking I’m a wealthy flan magnate (Or does it?), but at least I can take comfort in knowing that if I’m not having sex with her, neither is anybody else. In fact, if I Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber Tried To Sneak Into A Club. It Didn’t Work. Posted: 10 Jun 2013 08:19 AM PDT Justin Bieber is a pretty, young, female singing sensation, so you’d just assume that would override such niceties as underage drinking laws. Except that would also be assuming he’s not an obnoxious little shit who everyone fucking hates, so here’s a magical fairy tale about him getting bounced out of Lure Saturday night. E! News Read More ... |
| Katherine Webb Won The Spike Guys Choice Awards Posted: 10 Jun 2013 07:37 AM PDT Hey, remember Katherine Webb? That chick who was with that guy when that dude said that stuff? It doesn’t matter. Here she is at the Spike Guys Choice Awards where I had to make a tough call on whether she looked hotter than Jessica Alba using such scientific criteria as, “Do the boobs make me Read More ... |
| Posted: 10 Jun 2013 06:00 AM PDT There used to be a time when Miley Cyrus was just a sweet lil’ child sittin’ on her pappy’s knee askin’ when mama’s gonna be ready with the Corn Pop pie. But then that there godless Jezebel Hanner Montanner got her hooks in her and before long Miley was learning the sciences, smoking the marijuana, Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Scarlett Johansson, And Other News Posted: 10 Jun 2013 04:50 AM PDT - Leonardo DiCaprio takes the latest model he’s banging to Versailles. - Everybody was at Kanye‘s birthday party except Kim Kardashian. - Hot Girls In The Middle of Nowhere - It’s an honor if Amanda Bynes follows you on Twitter, according to Amanda Bynes. - Simon Cowell got egged by Read More ... |
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