The Superficial - Because You're Ugly

The Superficial - Because You're Ugly


The Crap We Missed – Monday 6.3.13

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 02:00 PM PDT

Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed where we find ourselves directly under Sara Jean Underwood‘s boobs, so allow me to take this time to say thank you, gay men and straight ladies, for reading these words. I’ve got Hugh Jackman inside the gallery, which I think, as a group, you’ll all find satisfying in Read More ...

Oh, I’m Sorry, Ashton Kutcher, Is Being Rich And Having Sex With Mila Kunis Boring You?

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 01:04 PM PDT

Remember that kid in elementary school who always had all the newest video games and toys but couldn’t care less while you were lucky if you got one G.I. Joe vehicle for Christmas? I don’t know what that has to do with Ashton Kutcher and Mila Kunis, but it seemed like something I should say Read More ...

Michael Douglas’ Ex-Wife Wants You To Know Her Vagina Is Spotless

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 12:14 PM PDT

“Did that guy just say you can get cancer from eating pussy? I wonder if he has any coke…” (Haha! The 80s.) Thanks to Michael Douglas announcing to the world that he got throat cancer from cunnilingus, it behooves a woman whose vagina he stuck his tongue into to set the record straight that she Read More ...

Kim Kardashian Revealed The Sex of Her Baby On The ‘KUWTK’ Premiere. Of Course.

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 10:58 AM PDT

Because Kim Kardashian is an intensely private person now that Kanye West is in her life, she confirmed the sex of her baby last night on the season premiere of Keeping Up With The Kardashians. And according to People, it’s a girl which everybody already knew back in February. Then again, now we’re hearing it Read More ...

Kristin Cavallari (In A Bikini) Looks Like This Now

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 10:15 AM PDT

Kristin Cavallari had a baby last August, so I really don’t know what the point of this photo shoot is considering she’s had a year to lose the baby weight and already looked like this in December. Maybe it’s to show how well she’s starved herself, destroyed her breasts and looks way more sickly thin Read More ...

Farrah Abraham Tried To Sell Autographed Photos of Herself For $50 At A Porn Convention

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 09:12 AM PDT

Hey, remember that chick who did that thing where stuff went up her butt? Well, here she is at Exxxotica 2013 over the weekend where she literally thought people would pay $50 for autographed photos of her. Here’s how well that turned out. Although, according to DrunkenStepfather, two young female fans of Teen Mom actually Read More ...

It’s Angelina Jolie’s New Boobs

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 07:50 AM PDT

Angelina Jolie‘s aunt died of breast cancer last week, the very same disease Angelina publicly took a pre-emptive strike against by chopping off her breasts and telling everyone about it in the New York Times, so you’d just assume she’d show up to her aunt’s funeral over the weekend because she’s so serious about breast Read More ...

Catherine Zeta-Jones’ Vagina Gave Michael Douglas Throat Cancer

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 06:47 AM PDT

Note to Self: Give Photo Boy a raise. So if you haven’t heard by now, people stick their tongues in vaginas which I honestly thought was something I made up to make fun of Kristen Stewart with so now I really don’t know how these things work Michael Douglas just made every single man think Read More ...

Let’s Start The Week With Joanna Krupa Topless And Other News

Posted: 03 Jun 2013 05:00 AM PDT

- Cameron Diaz‘s new billionaire boyfriend is kind of a sexist douche. - Amanda Bynes called People magazine “faggots,” so alright, which one of you’s giving her trolling lessons? I can wait here all day. - There Are Sexy Chivers Among Us - Channing Tatum is officially the father of some Read More ...
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