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- Gwyneth Paltrow speaks with her late father through his wedding ring
- Victoria Beckham is an optimist, “which is why I love living in America”
- Katie Holmes rocks a fedora, awesome jeans for another dinner outing with Suri
- Is Rihanna secretly hooking up with Ashton Kutcher?
- Is Brad Pitt infatuated with “gorgeous” 21-year-old Jennifer Lawrence?
- Jonathan Cheban (KK’s BFF): “Let’s see where Jon Hamm is after Mad Men”
- Has Rumer Willis lost weight so she can pursue her “modeling” career?
- Jennifer Aniston is spending a fortune refurbishing her new Bel Air mansion
- OK Mag: The Jolie-Pitt kids are “all goofed up on sugar, cookies and Fanta”
- John Edwards was a client of high-end Manhattan prostitution ring in 2007
Gwyneth Paltrow speaks with her late father through his wedding ring Posted: 22 Mar 2012 08:56 AM PDT I have mixed feelings about this Gwyneth Paltrow story. I feel like The Sun (a British rag) is trying to make it seem like "Goop speaks to her father's spirit, isn't she CRAZY?" when in reality, I think she just misses her dad. Bruce Paltrow died 10 years ago, and Gwyneth consistently references him in interview after interview, and she even made her cookbook all about the lessons that Bruce gave her. Incidentally, I wonder why Gwyneth seems to negate her mother's influence in her life – Gwyneth rarely says anything about Blythe Danner. Anyway… Gwyneth seems to have given an exclusive interview to The Sun, which is sketchy because The Sun reported yesterday that Gwyneth is trying to start a bitch-fight with Kate Moss. Why the exclusive?
[From The Sun] I don't think it's weird to speak to your late father's spirit. Am I alone in that? Eh. I'm not going to bash her for this. She likes to remember him, she likes to reflect, so just let her. I will say that in true Gwyneth fashion, she makes her father's death all about her. But that's a given. It's all about what his death taught HER, what she learned, how devastated she was and is. Once again, where's Blythe Danner in all of this? Where's Gwyneth's brother Jake? Is that a question only a peasant would ask? |
Victoria Beckham is an optimist, “which is why I love living in America” Posted: 22 Mar 2012 08:27 AM PDT Victoria Beckham finally made it into American Vogue! Alas, it is not a cover. But I'm sure Posh feels this is a step in the right direction. Today it's a lengthy feature about the success of her fashion lines, maybe in a year it will be a cover profile. I quite like the Craig McDean photo of Posh – she looks young! You can read the whole Vogue profile here – it's a really nice piece. Posh seems like a very level-headed woman who is doing what she loves. Here are some highlights:
[From Vogue] That Cruz story is particularly adorable, isn't it? The Vogue article is worth reading just for the description of Posh and Becks' amazing LA house. She describes how she decorated everything before David came to LA, and it's all pretty amazing. Last thing – Posh cooks! Allegedly. Posh tweeted the photo below and claimed that she cooked all of that for her son's school's "International Food Day". Rii-ight. Photos courtesy of Craig McDean/Vogue, Posh's Twitter and WENN. |
Katie Holmes rocks a fedora, awesome jeans for another dinner outing with Suri Posted: 22 Mar 2012 07:54 AM PDT Here are more photos of Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise's magical trip to New York City. I think this header photo might be my new favorite image of Katie Holmes, by the way. Maybe Katie isn't on drugs. Maybe she isn't being audited to the point of brain-hemorrhage. But she certainly has that "look" at times, doesn't she? Shall we even discuss Katie's outfit? As many of us have said many times, Katie does one thing really, really well: she picks out awesome jeans. I love this dark-wash pair. I would love to have a pair just like this. As for the old-school fedora, which seems comically oversized… I don't know. Katie is always trying to start "trends". We'll see if some C-list girls pick up on fedoras. I'm also including photos of Katie earlier on Wednesday, wearing skinny jeans and a rather awesome white sweater. As for Suri… I want the paparazzi to not throw their flashes into her face so much. She's just a little girl. There's no need for the paps to try to get her photo that aggressively, just as there's no need for Katie (and Tom) to be so okay with it. Yesterday, I covered their multiple photo ops from Tuesday, including Suri's pajama-clad trip to a fancy restaurant with her mother. Well, Katie took Suri out to dinner again last night, this time to Joanne, which is the restaurant owned by Lady Gaga's parents. This time Suri didn't wear her jammies. She did have a Hello Kitty bag full of kid-stuff, though! You can see more photos here, at The Mail. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News, WENN, Fame/Flynet. |
Is Rihanna secretly hooking up with Ashton Kutcher? Posted: 22 Mar 2012 07:22 AM PDT This can’t turn out well. But at least I feel fairly confident that if this story is true, and Rihanna has hooked up with Ashton Kutcher, she might possibly catch a few little reminders of their ill-fated time together, but I don’t see her getting all bruised up at Ashton’s hands. It’s rather sad that it takes a Chris Brown reference to make Ashton look good in comparison, right? Anyway, TMZ is reporting that Rihanna visited Ashton’s pad on the down low a night or two ago and didn’t leave until 4 AM. Sketchy?
[From TMZ] Well the one thing throwing me off here (besides the oddness of this potential coupling) is that RiRi brought her security team along for the joyride. Seems a little bit strange for a romantic interlude, so maybe she just went over to Ashton’s house to party. That’s probably the more likely explanation here. In other Rihanna news, she covers the April issue of Women’s Fitness to discuss how much she likes getting naked because the practice was key to abandoning her body issues. Okay:
[From Daily Mail] Eh. I think that Rihanna probably still has as many issues with her body as anyone else, but she’s good at talking the talk. Of course, her body is bangin,’ and it seriously bothered me to learn that Rihanna’s own father told her she looked tubby last summer when she made public appearances in a bikini for Kadooment Day. RiRi subsequently dropped a few pounds before these December bikini shots. So yes, Rihanna lacks confidence in her body no matter what she says otherwise. Now just because I can’t resist, here are a few photos from Rihanna’s Twitter page with her grandparents (at grandma’s birthday celebration) on 3/17. These pictures are really sweet. Photos courtesy of WENN, Twitter, and Wemen’s Fitness |
Is Brad Pitt infatuated with “gorgeous” 21-year-old Jennifer Lawrence? Posted: 22 Mar 2012 04:35 AM PDT You know I think Jennifer Lawrence is hot stuff, right? The girl's got a bangin' body, she has a beautiful face, and she's truly talented. I would imagine that a lot of dudes (and some ladies) of varying ages are assessing J-Law's assets at this point. One of those dudes happens to be Brad Pitt. Allegedly! According to Star Magazine (yeah), Brad got a screener of The Hunger Games and now he's all about The J-Law. He's J-Law-obsessed. He wants to work with her. He's texting her. And now Angelina is all "OMG, now I have to worry about ANOTHER Jennifer?"
[From Hollywood Life] Ah, The Villainess Jolie strikes again! First she jabs. Then she warns. Then she melts down, and finally, she freaks out and "orders" Brad to do something or NOT do something. The Villainess is all about the tough love. No warmth. Only cold directives, issued with her villainess cackle. "It obeys The Leg or It gets the hose again!" Seriously, though… I'm thinking Angelina would be up for a threesome? I could see Jolie being into J-Law too. Would J-Law do it? Probably not. She's got Nicolas Hoult! Lucky girl. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame/Flynet. |
Jonathan Cheban (KK’s BFF): “Let’s see where Jon Hamm is after Mad Men” Posted: 22 Mar 2012 04:20 AM PDT First of all, I'd just like to say that I'm not really enjoying some of the harsher commenter criticisms of Kim Kardashian lately. Yes, she's a talentless, cat-faced famewhore who desperately needs to STFU. But let's ease up on referring to her in really degrading terms, okay? Go ahead and yell at me for that. I'll wait. OK, now I just sort of defended Kim, just like I sort-of defended her in yesterday's post, all about the endless give-and-take between Kim and Jon Hamm. Kim issued yet another comment about Jon's steady stream of "I hate stupidity in general, and Kim Kardashian specifically" comments. Go here to recap. The last we heard, Kim was basically saying that she and Jon Hamm are part of the same celebrity ecosystem and they need to learn to coexist and treat each other with respect. Which, now that I'm recapping, sounds ridiculous. Anyway, you know how Kim is BFFs with that Jonathan Cheban dude? Well, Cheban was sent out to do Kim's dirty work. And Cheban comes across like a world-class douchebag.
[From Us Weekly] OMFG. "Let’s see where he is after Mad Men.” Are. You. Serious?!?!? You know where Jon Hamm is going to be after Mad Men, dips–t? He's going to be winning prestigious acting awards and working steadily for the next 30 years with some of the most talented people in Hollywood. You know where Kim Kardashian is going to be in 30 years? She'll be on her tenth sex tape at that point. She'll be a Trivial Pursuit question. A National Enquirer staple. An example that plastic surgeons will use to show women what they should NOT be doing. And where will Jonathan Cheban be? Latched on to his latest sugar mama, financing himself through various cons? Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, WENN. |
Has Rumer Willis lost weight so she can pursue her “modeling” career? Posted: 22 Mar 2012 04:18 AM PDT These are some photos of Rumer Willis from a few days ago in LA. Poor Rumer. I already had some sympathetic energy for her just because, but then when everything went down with Demi Moore and the Whip-its and all of that… I just wonder if Rumer isn't permanently screwed up by her parents. By most accounts, Rumer is a pretty well-adjusted girl, though. Maybe she had a normal childhood and it's just over the past few years that everything has gone crazy. Here's hoping. Anyway, a lot of sites have been discussing Rumer's weight loss as of late. We discussed it too, when it seemed like Rumer might have gotten her implants taken out, either that or she just lost weight in a dramatic fashion. Most of the weight loss reports have centered around "Rumer is not eating because of her mom's dramz." But The Mail claims it might be because of Rumer's "modeling" career:
[From The Mail] So is Rumer losing weight because of personal drama, or because she's trying to stay whippet-thin (ha) for her career as a model? Last year, Rumer got a gig as the "face" of Badgley Mischka, and while the images were pretty (for her), I don't think Rumer is really going to set the world on fire with her modeling skills, you know? Basically, I'm saying that I hope she eats something and finds a better way to deal with her family drama. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
Jennifer Aniston is spending a fortune refurbishing her new Bel Air mansion Posted: 22 Mar 2012 04:15 AM PDT The last time we discussed JustJen (Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux), it was last week's tabloid onslaught – all of the tabs seemed to claim that Justin and Jennifer were having some relationship problems, but everyone had a different idea about what the root of the problem was. Perhaps it was Justin's cozy "bidness" meeting with two women? Perhaps it was his ongoing friendship with his ex, Heidi Bivens? Perhaps it was Jennifer ignoring Justin's clean, modern style sensibilities as she began to transform their new Bel Air mansion into a 1970s shag-pad? Us Weekly has some evidence to back up that last one. Apparently, Aniston is sparing no expense for the refurbishment of their gigantic Bel Air mansion. And it really does seem like she's picking everything out:
[From Us Weekly, print edition] On one side, I feel like whoever is paying for the house and the furnishings (Aniston) gets to decide on the style. On the other side, I don't really like Aniston's interior design sensibilities, and I would like to see her make a concerted effort to blend her darker, more "comfortable," 1970s-influenced style with Justin's cleaner, modern style. It doesn't have to be all of nothing, you know. Also: ten bucks says that those lighting fixtures were from the 1970s. In other JustJen news, In Touch Weekly (via Jezebel) claims this week that Aniston is "so desperate" to be a mom that she's "mothering" Justin by "controlling his social life, fixing his hair, directing his career, and dictating his style." Basically, we're supposed to just blame Aniston for The Shane Warne-ing of Justin Theroux. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet, PR Photos, Pacific Coast News. |
OK Mag: The Jolie-Pitt kids are “all goofed up on sugar, cookies and Fanta” Posted: 22 Mar 2012 04:14 AM PDT Much like last week's Enquirer story, OK! Magazine decided to pull out their hair regarding the dietary issues of the Jolie-Pitt children. A lot of the stuff that was in last week's article is here: the kids love sugary treats, Brad tries to get the kids to eat healthy, and The Villainess Jolie merely pours more Cheetos and soda into her kids. Doughnuts for breakfast! Shiloh loves cookies! And Angelina is all about letting the kids play TOY guns! OMG.
[From Hollywood Life] Haha, "Brad's friends say that his kids smell like Johnny Depp." The worst thing ever! Considering Angelina always looks like she's recently bathed and Brad rarely looks clean, I'm guessing that the whole "unclean!" issue is something the kids learned from their dad. As for the junk food – well, I think Brad and Angelina definitely take shortcuts in the kids' diets. I kind of like how un-Goopy the whole thing is, but yes, the kids should probably be eating healthier. As for the playing with guns stuff… I don't know. That disturbs me, but we don't know what's really going on there. I don't like the speculation that these kids have issues with weaponry or anything. The National Enquirer also has a story about Brad and Angelina's wedding plans, because… why not? This story has a twist, though – when Brad and Ellen DeGeneres were hanging out in New Orleans, Ellen was allegedly encouraging Brad to "abandon their pledge not to wed until gay marriage is legal." Ellen apparently told Brad, "You guys can get hitched AND still fight the good fight for marriage equality." And Brad agreed or something. Whatever. The Enquirer also says Brad is getting Botox in preparation for the wedding. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet. |
John Edwards was a client of high-end Manhattan prostitution ring in 2007 Posted: 22 Mar 2012 04:14 AM PDT Three weeks ago, a five-year investigation culminated in the arrest of "The Millionaire Madam," 44-year-old Anna Gristina, an Upper West Side soccer mom who ran a "million-dollar prostitution ring" out of her apartment. Gristina is currently in Rikers, having failed at every attempt to get bail – you can read more about what Gristina is accused of and her legal case here and here. Apparently, she was caught on tape "boasting" about her prostitution scheme. Also, some of her underage kids might have been employed by her in some capacity. So now that the madam is in jail, some of her girls are speaking. One of the call girls has allegedly told investigators that John Edwards was one of her clients. Because… why not? Let's just drown in sleaze.
[From DNA Info] Sure, it's not like Edwards is currently in office or anything, but it's interesting to look at the timeline, isn't it? And the hooker actually went to the investigators and told them that Edwards was paying for sex – back in 2007! WHILE HE WAS RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT. Sleazy, sleazy, sleazy. And this would have been the same time-frame as Rielle Hunter’s pregnancy too. Ugh. I hope "Johnny" does end up going to jail for the federal charges he's fighting – and I hope Rielle doesn't end up knocked up again. |
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