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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.26.12
- Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Tarps Now
- So Rihanna’s Been Banging Ashton Kutcher Since December
- It’s Uma Thurman Pregnant In A Bikini
- Of Course January Jones Eats Her Placenta Every Morning Before Breakfast
- Kendra Wilkinson’s In A Bikini, Still Alive
- Kim Kardashian Wants To Press Charges Against Flour Bomber Now
- Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Going To Milk This Engagement Thing
- Good Morning, Irina Shayk in a Bikini and Other News
- ‘BROOKLYN 11223′ Starts Tonight 11/10c
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 3.26.12 Posted: 26 Mar 2012 01:37 PM PDT        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, lovingly strewn together by a surprisingly-here Photo Boy who still came to work thanks to his strong Italian work ethic that just makes a man want to shove his stugots in some moulignon. And for the record, I have no idea what I just said back there, but Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Is Wearing Tarps Now Posted: 26 Mar 2012 12:44 PM PDT        Jessica Simpson sits on the throne of a billion dollar fashion empire, so you’d just assume she’d be caught dead before being seen wearing a giant green mumu/tabletop/tarp. Then again, you’d also be assuming this is a woman who doesn’t hot box her business associates into submission but I’m not here to tell you how Read More ...  |
| So Rihanna’s Been Banging Ashton Kutcher Since December Posted: 26 Mar 2012 11:40 AM PDT        “My god, just look at that ass. Not a liver spot on it…” While Rihanna‘s been letting everyone think she’s back together with Chris Brown so their labels can make a quick buck, it should’ve been pretty obvious she’s not because she doesn’t have any bruises and/or car doors lodged in her face. So of Read More ...  |
| It’s Uma Thurman Pregnant In A Bikini Posted: 26 Mar 2012 10:08 AM PDT        YOU: Why would I want to look at this? ME: You’re on the Internet. Here’s a super-pregnant Uma Thurman vacationing in St. Bart’s over the weekend, which I’m going to advise you not look at if you still harbor some sort of crush on her. Unless of course you’re Quentin Tarantino, who’s going to want Read More ...  |
| Of Course January Jones Eats Her Placenta Every Morning Before Breakfast Posted: 26 Mar 2012 09:07 AM PDT        If a stranger I’d never met before in my life told me that January Jones needs to devour the hearts of children so she can smile on cue because she’s dead inside, I’d believe them without a second thought. Which is why I’m not all surprised to learn she apparently freeze-dried her afterbirth and literally Read More ...  |
| Kendra Wilkinson’s In A Bikini, Still Alive Posted: 26 Mar 2012 07:31 AM PDT        Kendra Wilkinson hasn’t been on the site since August, but in our defense, her fake breasts haven’t been shoved into a bikini and we’re not running a charity. So on that note, here she is hosting a pool party at Wet Republic over the weekend and just by looking at her swimsuit, I can safely Read More ...  |
| Kim Kardashian Wants To Press Charges Against Flour Bomber Now Posted: 26 Mar 2012 07:00 AM PDT        Probably because the whole thing looks exactly like the publicity stunt it was if she doesn’t, Kim Kardashian is now telling the media she plans to press charges against the woman who threw flour- PPBBBBLTTTTTT PBBLLLLLLLLT PBLTT Fap Fap Fap Fap PPPPBLLLLLLLTTTTTT PBLLT PBLTTTT ARGLE BLARGLE I hope Kris Jenner gave you all AIDS during Read More ...  |
| Miley Cyrus Is Apparently Going To Milk This Engagement Thing Posted: 26 Mar 2012 06:02 AM PDT        On Friday, rumors that Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth are engaged started popping up all over the place after she tweeted a photo of her nails that also included her wearing a “diamond” ring out of a gumball machine on her ring finger. Chalking it up to the fact that Friday’s are a goddamn dead Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Irina Shayk in a Bikini and Other News Posted: 26 Mar 2012 05:47 AM PDT        - Fit Girls Who’ve Worked Hard For a Little Recognition - Justin Bieber has molded another Canadian in his image, so naturally that image is a girl. - The most convincing looking transsexual you’ll ever see in your life, so of course Donald Trump kicked her out of Miss Universe Canada. Read More ...  |
| ‘BROOKLYN 11223′ Starts Tonight 11/10c Posted: 26 Mar 2012 05:45 AM PDT  Watch A Sneak Peak of Brooklyn 11223 Then Catch The Premiere Tonight 11/10c on Oxygen Brooklyn 11223: Official Site Follow Brooklyn 11223 on Facebook | Twitter - Sponsored Post -Read More ...  |
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