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- Angelina Jolie flew to The Hague to watch the ICC’s first conviction of a war criminal
- Lindsay Lohan clipped a man in her Porsche, then drove off like a crackhead
- Reggie Bush thinks Kim Kardashian is “disgusting” for hooking up with Kanye West
- Owen Wilson is probably dating Karina Smirnoff: cute couple?
- George Clooney returns from Sudan, will testify before Senate about ethnic cleansing
- Gabriel Aubry thinks Halle Berry is scheming to have Oliver Martinez adopt Nahla
- Was Peter Facinelli cheating on Jennie Garth with a Canadian side-piece?
- Did Ashley Judd get too many fillers in her face?
- Beyonce and baby Blue Ivy go for a walk in NYC, and both wear flats
- Does Jennifer Aniston spend $8000 a month on beauty treatments?
| Angelina Jolie flew to The Hague to watch the ICC’s first conviction of a war criminal Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:33 AM PDT By my two-minute Google research, Angelina Jolie has been in The Netherlands twice before to visit the International Criminal Court in The Hague. In 2009 and 2011, she flew to the Netherlands to watch ongoing war crimes trials. She later told media outlets that she was doing research, and that she wanted to see the ICC in action. And now she's back at The Hague to watch Congolese warlord Thomas Lubanga's conviction:
[From Us Weekly] So that's where Angelina, Shiloh and Zahara were headed the other day – Angie took her girls to The Hague! Interesting. Angelina spoke to reporters once again as she left the court: I'm glad that Angelina cares enough to show up. I have mixed feelings on the ICC, simply because it seems like such a legal and political clusterf–k to try to pour these enormous crimes against humanity into a court case. I know I'm not saying it the right way, but do you know what I mean? It feels like the rule of law is standing in the way of real justice. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.      |
| Lindsay Lohan clipped a man in her Porsche, then drove off like a crackhead Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:05 AM PDT Yesterday, I saw a story about Lindsay Lohan's $80,000 Porsche and how paparazzi got some photos of the gigantic scrape across the passenger side of the car. I thought about writing something on it, but I decided to wait until I could find a report explaining how the Cracken managed to ruin her Porsche. Well, this doesn't explain it specifically, but it does explain how Lohan is a self-defeating crackhead who can never stay on the right side of the law for too many months in a row. TMZ reports that while LL was out last night (because she's out every night, because she's not a "homebody"), she struck someone with her car, and then FLED THE SCENE. Because that's what the Cracken does. She clips people, babies, anything, and she drives off.
[From TMZ] Why does this always happen to The Cracken? Not the hit-and-run part – obviously, that's who she is as a person, and that makes her disgusting and dangerous. No, why does it always happen that whoever LL has attacked, clipped, beaten or assaulted never presses charges? Or that none of these people ever wants to make a fuss, or that they'll simply take a payoff and keep quiet, or that they’ll file a civil claim years after the fact? If Lohan ever clipped me in her car, or threw a drink at me or assaulted me, I would press charges. I would stand there and tell the cops to arrest her dumb ass and I would demand that the DA file charges. Is LL really so clever that she only attacks, assaults or RUNS OVER people who will never file charges against her? UPDATE: TMZ is now reporting this:
[Via TMZ] For God’s sake. FILE CHARGES. Don’t go for the payoff. File charges. UPDATE #2: Radar is now reporting the incident too, but their version is slightly different – they claim LL first hit this dude’s CAR, and when the dude got out of his car to talk to her, SHE SPED OFF and hit the dude. Hit-and-run on a car and a person. These photos are from a few nights ago, when LL and Ali Lohan were partying at the Marmont. Of course. Because she's such a homebody. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.    |
| Reggie Bush thinks Kim Kardashian is “disgusting” for hooking up with Kanye West Posted: 14 Mar 2012 08:01 AM PDT Kim Kardashian tweeted the above photo last night with the message "Can't sleep tonight…". AND?!?! She couldn't sleep so she decided to play with Photoshop until she rendered herself into some kind of cat-faced sexbot? Anyway… there's lots of Kardashian news today, but considering much of it is fake tabloid drama, let's start with the real story. Last week, Jon Hamm slammed Kim Kardashian and the purveyors of "incuriousness" in an Elle UK interview. He actually called her a "f–king idiot". Kim responded on Monday, saying something about how awesome she is at being a producer, businesswoman, writer, etc. And now Jon Hamm has responded to her response, saying:
[Jon Hamm's comments via E! News] Classy. I like that he didn't apologize or claim to be misquoted. I also like that he didn't insult her further. This is why we love The Hamm. I wonder if Kim will respond again? Hopefully not. Now, onto the tabloid dramz. OK! Magazine reports this week that when Kim was in Paris for Kanye West's show, "the two couldn't keep their hands off each other… Backstage, they were really touchy-feely, and she was blatantly giving him bedroom eyes. Later, they secretly met for drinks at his hotel room. She tries to say they're just friends, but no one is fooled. Whenever she talks about him, she gets this Cheshire Cat grin on her face and then quickly changes the subject." But what about Reggie Bush? What about all of those Saudi princes just waiting to add Ol' Kat-face to their harems? Well, OK's insider says "Kim's still pretty hung up on Reggie, and she knows this will make him jealous. Yet, as soon as her and Kris Humphries's marriage went south, she and Kanye were back at it. And this trip to Paris has really heated things up." However, In Touch Weekly claims that Reggie has already dumped Kim – a source says, "Reggie never really trusted her." And when Kim was trying to make Reggie jealous by hooking up with Kanye, it made Reggie realize that Kim is just a cat-faced famewhore (and perhaps an actual whore): "Reggie's been telling people that Kim's disgusting for hooking up with Kanye. They deserve each other." Dun dun dun. While I think Kim and Reggie were exploring perhaps getting back together, I do wonder if either of them was taking it seriously. Oh, well. I hope Kim sticks with Kanye. I think they'd be fun together. Header courtesy of Kim's Twitter, additional photos by Fame/Flynet.    |
| Owen Wilson is probably dating Karina Smirnoff: cute couple? Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:53 AM PDT
Anyway Karina was spotted out on several dates with none other than Owen Wilson! We heard that Owen broke up with his baby’s mother last year, and that he’s been partying a lot recently. I would love to see him settle down, but I doubt this is serious. Here’s the story, thanks to Life & Style:
[From Life & Style] Well from what little I know of Karina I like her. I think Owen is a player though. Who knows, maybe he’s ready to get serious with someone, but I doubt it. This might be just a Spring fling. Karina Smirnoff is shown on 1-14-12. She’s so pretty but that makeup is not doing her any favors. Owen Wilson is shown on 1-15-12 and 2-26-12. Credit: WENN.com    |
| George Clooney returns from Sudan, will testify before Senate about ethnic cleansing Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:23 AM PDT As I was watching the first ten minutes of The Today Show this morning, I was unprepared for the clip of Ann Curry's interview with George Clooney. I mean, Clooney is just talking about his latest trip to Sudan, and it's all very serious, but first thing in the morning, all I could think was "Damn, Clooney looks HOT." Like, you should watch the video because it's interesting, but you should also watch it because of the hotness. I'm not all about Clooney's attractiveness, you know. My mother is – she's a major Clooney fan-girl. But I never get all hot and bothered for him… until right now. It's the scruff, right? His hair is grown out, he looks disheveled and it's hot. And he’s talking about important issues, and he doesn’t sound like an idiot. Which adds to the hotness.
Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy Apparently, Clooney flew to Sudan shortly after the Oscars, which is the same thing he did in 2006, after he won his Oscar. He talks about the people he met, the ethnic cleansing in the villages, and President Omar Hassan Ahmad Al-Bashir, who has been indicted for war crimes. Clooney is in Washington today (these photos are from Washington) to testify before the Senate Foreign Relations Committee about his trip to Sudan; afterward, and then he's going to meet with Secretary Hillary Clinton and President Obama in the Oval Office. Do you think he'll shave? Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.    |
| Gabriel Aubry thinks Halle Berry is scheming to have Oliver Martinez adopt Nahla Posted: 14 Mar 2012 07:09 AM PDT
[From Radar] Well now Radar has a follow up that Aubry believes Halle is scheming to have her fiance, French actor Oliver Martinez, adopt Nahla and cut her out of his life entirely. This seems to be the case, considering that Halle has been petitioning the court to approve a request to move to France:
[From Radar Online] I see the point so many of you have been making, that Aubry is just responding to Berry’s strongarm tactics, and that he’s doing it out of love for his daughter. It looks like his attempts to fight for Nahla have been successful, for now. There’s also news that the custody judge won’t issue a ruling on Berry’s request to move to France for at least 6-9 months. Given Halle’s track record with men, her situation may have changed by then. I doubt she’ll ever realize the terrible effect her actions may have on her daughter in the long run. Gabriel is shown out with Nahla yesterday and on 2-19-12. (Pink shirt.) Halle is shown with Nahla on 3-9-12. Credit: WENN.com    |
| Was Peter Facinelli cheating on Jennie Garth with a Canadian side-piece? Posted: 14 Mar 2012 06:48 AM PDT I was genuinely surprised by how many cared/had opinions about Peter Facinelli and Jennie Garth's split announcement yesterday. I thought I was the only one who gave a crap. But it's sad, isn't it? They were together for a looooong time, and they have three beautiful girls. Unfortunately, my initial theory was right, or it seems like it so far, in the immediate wake of the split announcement. Scallywag & Vagabond is reporting that Peter had and still has (?) a side-piece. Booooo.
[From Scallywag & Vagabond] The verdict: Twilight ruins everything!!! This never would have happened if Facinelli hadn't been in Canada (damn homewrecking Canadians!!) filming the Twilight movies. Seriously, though, I am still disappointed. Even though I said yesterday "He seems like the kind of guy who might have a side-piece," I really did hope that I was wrong. Poor Jennie. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
| Did Ashley Judd get too many fillers in her face? Posted: 14 Mar 2012 05:57 AM PDT
[From The Daily Mail] So if this was voluntary, why? I get that fillers are the new trend, and that they smooth out the fine lines. There’s no way I would pay someone to make my face look fat. I’d rather just have some wrinkles. (Or get a laser peel.) Ashley is not my favorite person, but I hope this settles for her and that the effect fades over time. If it’s just the result of some minor weight gain, I feel bad for pointing it out. It looks like more than that, though. It’s also possible that she is taking steroids for a medical condition. Prednisone and other corticosteroids can give you a “moon face” similar to what we’re seeing with Ashley. Ashley is shown on Canadian talkshow The Marilyn Denis Show. She brought her adorable dog, Buttermilk! Buttermilk looks over it. In January: Now:         Photo credit: WENN and Fame    |
| Beyonce and baby Blue Ivy go for a walk in NYC, and both wear flats Posted: 14 Mar 2012 04:56 AM PDT Oooh, new photos of Beyonce! And Blue Ivy, although you can barely see her. All up and down the east coast yesterday, record high temperatures (for March) warmed everybody up. Everybody went outside. Including Bey and Blue Ivy. It was so warm that Bey didn't even feel the need to swaddle Blue in several blue blankets. So we get to see Blue Ivy's little feet, which were clad in gold baby shoes. SO cute. Bey was wearing flats as well, surprisingly enough. She wore heels throughout her pillowy pregnancy, but it's nice to see her being sensible now that she's carrying around a baby. Beyonce gave birth to Blue on January 7th (cough), so that makes Blue about nine or ten weeks old. And that means that Beyonce can now show off her postpartum figure, which looks a great deal like her pre-pregnancy (and pregnancy) figure. Maybe her thighs look a bit thicker, but it could just be those super-unflattering pants. They're like slim-cut Capri chinos, and Bey has rolled them up even further? Basically, these photos are fine. It's nice to see that Beyonce feels comfortable enough to take a walk with the baby… and a bodyguard. I'm not going to yell and pull out my hair over the conspiracy theories and stuff. Whatever went down, Bey is now Blue Ivy's mom, and she's tryin'. Honestly, my biggest complaint is that Bey is wearing that one gigantic hoop earring. What's up with that? Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News.    |
| Does Jennifer Aniston spend $8000 a month on beauty treatments? Posted: 14 Mar 2012 04:40 AM PDT Back in February, Jennifer Aniston appeared on Conan O'Brien's show to promote Wanderlust. She ended up discussing the one time she did a chemical peel, telling Conan, "I did this thing called like, a peel. It’s extremely intense – you don’t realize you look like a battered burn victim for a week… Then it just kind of falls off – for eight days. It was horrifying.” The "it" being all of the dead skin. All I really know about chemical peels, I learned on that one episode of Sex & the City, when Samantha wanted to look refreshed for Carrie's book party. Samantha's experience was pretty much the same. Which makes me wonder – why do women even go in for it? It sounds dreadful. But are the results – after all of the dead skin falls off – really that awesome? Another question: do you believe Aniston only had one chemical peel? Or more? Or do you think she's more of a Botox-and-filler kind of girl? Anyway, The Mail has an interesting story about Aniston's beauty regimen that is mostly tabloid supposition and likely outright lies. The worst part? I think The Mail is probably underestimating Aniston's beauty treatments.
[From The Mail] I guess they're figuring that one bottle of neck cream probably lasts a few months. Still, doesn't $8000 a month seem like too small of a figure? Have I been warped by the orgy of luxury that I see with people like Beyonce? If I had Aniston's money, I'd probably be spending more on beauty and body stuff. You've got to figure in for waxings, hair appointments, gym membership, personal trainer, the best skin care products around (La Mer for your whole body?), plus a personal chef. By my extravagant math, it should be more like $20,000 a month. Photos courtesy of WENN.    |
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