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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.27.12
- Kris Jenner Has Kendall Tweeting Bikini Pics Now
- Jeremy Piven Is Terrible At Cunnilingus, Says Chick He Just Met Then Let Him Perform Cunnilingus
- Alicia Silverstone Chews Her Son’s Food And Then Feeds It To Him Like A Baby Bird. Yup.
- Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House
- How Bad Is Gerard Butler’s Coke Problem? He Probably Just Banged Lindsay Lohan
- Khloe Kardashian’s Quitting PETA Because Of The Flour Bomber
- Good Morning, Amber Heard’s Hotness and Other News
- ‘BEST INK’ Starts Tonight 10/9c on Oxygen
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 3.27.12 Posted: 27 Mar 2012 01:34 PM PDT        Lady GaGa, however, is apparently very thorough with hers. Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed where I knowingly lead the lambs to internet slaughter, including this shot from the premiere of Bully, because we’re a special kind of fucked-up over here. Also, I fixed that problem we’ve been having with Rose McGowan and Katherine Read More ...  |
| Kris Jenner Has Kendall Tweeting Bikini Pics Now Posted: 27 Mar 2012 11:08 AM PDT        Despite the fact Kris Jenner has cornered the elderly lube market and has spinoff shows for each of her elderly whore-daughters, including the bastard one, it’s always important to have an ace in the hole. So here’s 16-year-old Kendall tweeting a picture of herself in a bikini creating a desire for you to have sex Read More ...  |
| Jeremy Piven Is Terrible At Cunnilingus, Says Chick He Just Met Then Let Him Perform Cunnilingus Posted: 27 Mar 2012 10:29 AM PDT  “What did that old wizard say? ‘Back and to the left?’ Dammit! It’s too hard!” Apparently there’s some angry stripper/star-fucker/former Us Weekly intern turned celebrity blogger named Sarah Tressler (I’m already lost.) out there who recently wrote a blog post about the time she met Jeremy Piven and then immediately let him go down on Read More ...  |
| Alicia Silverstone Chews Her Son’s Food And Then Feeds It To Him Like A Baby Bird. Yup. Posted: 27 Mar 2012 09:36 AM PDT        “Now, Bear, eat your lunch out of Mommy’s face hole like a good boy…” And here’s almost exactly what I just said in the headline, except in Alicia Silverstone‘s own words via ONTD: "I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It's his favorite…and mine," Read More ...  |
| Octomom Finally Did Porn To Keep Her House Posted: 27 Mar 2012 08:53 AM PDT        When Octomom fired 14 children out of her vagina, she just assume the TV money would come rolling in and she could simply pay an army of nannies to raise her uterus droppings army she only squeezed out to get all that TV money. Except Octomom failed to factor in America’s amazing capacity to not Read More ...  |
| How Bad Is Gerard Butler’s Coke Problem? He Probably Just Banged Lindsay Lohan Posted: 27 Mar 2012 07:54 AM PDT        Exactly a month ago, a freshly-rehabbed Gerard Butler showed up to the Vanity Fair Oscars party looking like a changed man with a new lease on life. If he had said he was going to crush a mountain into a wee vagina with his bare hands and have his way with it, goddammit, I would’ve Read More ...  |
| Khloe Kardashian’s Quitting PETA Because Of The Flour Bomber Posted: 27 Mar 2012 06:47 AM PDT        “It’s just me and my board from here on out.” If you’re wondering what’s going to happen next in the exciting adventure of “Who Flour Bombed Kim Kardashian?” put a fucking gun in your mouth and kill yourself. And while those people do that, here’s Khloe Kardashian announcing she’s quitting PETA because the flour bomber Read More ...  |
| Good Morning, Amber Heard’s Hotness and Other News Posted: 27 Mar 2012 06:14 AM PDT        - Bobby Brown got arrested for DUI at 12 in the afternoon. And all was right with the world. - Behind The Scenes of the Miss Russia Pageant - Angelina Jolie is willing to laugh at how ridiculous her leg was at the Oscars. And by laugh I mean not have any sense Read More ...  |
| ‘BEST INK’ Starts Tonight 10/9c on Oxygen Posted: 27 Mar 2012 06:00 AM PDT  Best Ink is a new competition reality series laying bare the cutthroat and wildly unpredictable world of tattoo artistry. Tattooists are on the cutting edge of an ever-growing phenomenon: permanent body art. With nothing but their needles, ink, and passion, ten respected tattoo artists from across the country compete over eight episodes for $100,000 and Read More ...  |
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