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- LeAnn Rimes wasn’t too sick to take a child to Disneyland & tweet about it incessantly
- Russell Brand allegedly smashed a pap’s cell phone in New Orleans
- Leighton Meester on Marie Claire, says boyfriends “aren’t the most important thing”
- Donald Trump Jr. defends killing exotic animals in Africa, including an elephant
- Jessica Biel covers W Magazine: “I never identified with girls”
- Leo DiCaprio: “Pretentious women really turn me off. Vindictive women, too”
- Angelina Jolie, Shiloh and Zahara are fashionable, adorable at LAX
- Kim Kardashian responds to Jon Hamm calling her a “f–king idiot”
- Gerard Butler homewrecked some woman’s marriage & now he won’t return her calls
- Jennifer Lawrence in gold at ‘The Hunger Games’ premiere: stunning or busted?
LeAnn Rimes wasn’t too sick to take a child to Disneyland & tweet about it incessantly Posted: 13 Mar 2012 08:36 AM PDT Over the weekend, LeAnn Rimes had to cancel a concert in Ohio because she was just so "sick". Several people pointed out in the comments that there were reports of LeAnn partying her bones off the night before, so it's possible that LeAnn's "flu" was just an old-fashioned hangover. Adding to the "She was never sick" conspiracy is the simple fact that LeAnn was tweeting incessantly throughout her "illness". Granted, she addicted to Twitter and it's hard to break that addiction, but if she really felt like hell, I find it hard to believe that she was still capable of tweeting so much. So here's more evidence that she was never sick – LeAnn and Eddie Cibrian took a 6-year-old child to Disneyland yesterday as part of this girl's "wish" from the Wish Upon a Hero Foundation. You can see the photos here.
[From E! News] I'm not going to yell at LeAnn for that – it was nice for her to pay for the kid and the kid's family to come out to LA and I'm sure everyone had a lovely time. I will yell at LeAnn for patting herself on the back for her good deed, and going on and on about it on Twitter. I will also yell at her for being unprofessional enough to cancel a show when she probably wasn't even sick. PS… I can't believe I missed these photos! They're from March 7th – LeAnn and Eddie walking around Malibu after LeAnn called the paps. Famewhores. |
Russell Brand allegedly smashed a pap’s cell phone in New Orleans Posted: 13 Mar 2012 08:27 AM PDT It’s been at least a few days since Russell Brand has been sighted on his way to his usual West Hollywood yoga studio, but he’s got a pretty good excuse — work. The Shagger has been shooting a new movie, currently known as the Untitled Diablo Cody Project, in New Orleans with co-star Julianne Hough. Lest anyone get the idea that he’s got designs on Miss Hough, Russell has been toting a long-haired brunette on the scene as well during his offtime. One of our photo agencies, Fame/Flynet, has photos of this new chick (who isn’t Oriela “People profile” Medellin), but their site crashed before I could download a photo of her face. So all we’ve got is this photo of her butt while riding a bicycle, which is probably the main part of her that Russell’s interested in as well. No harm, no foul. Anyway, I suspect that Russell flew this new woman in to be his regular shagging partner while he films this movie. In Booky Wook 2, he admitted to doing the same thing while filming Forgetting Sarah Marshall so that he wouldn’t hit on Kristen Bell and could maintain some semblance of professionalism on set. However, it seems that Russell is still getting into trouble after hours because he’s been accused of smashing a paparazzo’s cell phone and throwing it through a window. Here’s the report from TMZ:
[From TMZ] This sounds a lot like the recent Chris Brown story from Florida, but at least with Russell, there have been no prior run-ins with the law as far as violence is concerned. Nope, Russell just has previous drug convictions that took place in England and probably just got weirded out that some guy with a camera was trying to take a picture of his wang hanging out or something. Because it’s always hanging out. Also, Russell has kept the scarves and added a jaunty little hat. Next time, he’ll probably add chaps to his ensemble. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News and Fame/Flynet |
Leighton Meester on Marie Claire, says boyfriends “aren’t the most important thing” Posted: 13 Mar 2012 07:59 AM PDT I always thought that Leighton Meester could be Rachel McAdams' sister. And then I thought she looked just like Minka Kelly. And nowadays, with her current bangs situation, doesn't she look like Rose Byrne? Anyway, Leighton covers the new issue of Marie Claire… for some reason. Gossip Girl, maybe. I like Leighton a great deal – I think she's very pretty and out of the Gossip Girl cast, she's the better actress. But she doesn't even get a fraction of the attention Blake Lively gets. Why is that? Is it because Blake's hustle is just so magnificent, or is it because Leighton's hustle is barely there? I don't know. You can read the full Marie Claire piece here, and here are some highlights:
[From Marie Claire] Alright, I take it back – she has hustle. She has a really strong work ethic and a great perspective on her life and the business she's in. So why does Blake Lively get all of the attention? Maybe Leighton makes that same mistake that so many people with awesome work ethics make: she thinks she's being judged solely on her work and her attitude. She's not. At least not in Hollywood. Still, I really like this girl. I just wish she would lose the bangs. |
Donald Trump Jr. defends killing exotic animals in Africa, including an elephant Posted: 13 Mar 2012 06:29 AM PDT
Last year Donald Trump Jr., 34, went on a safari to Zimbabwe and killed at least one elephant, a kudu, a civet cat, a crocodile and a water buck. He then proudly posted photos online. Somehow TMZ just found out about it, the photos got leaked and/or little Trumpy just put them online. Well now he’s defending himself on Twitter and sending snarky remarks back to anyone who questions his killing of majestic animals. He’s saying that the animals were in the open and weren’t fenced, that what he did was legal, and that he gave the meat to local villagers. He still killed a freaking elephant for God’s sake. Didn’t anyone read Babar to him when he was a kid? You can read this douche’s twit-fits if you want, and TMZ has a summary too. I’m just going to quote the original TMZ story because he disgusts me so much and I don’t want to give him any more credence than he deserves:
I googled “is Elephant hunting legal in Zimbabwe,” and I came across this site for elephant conservation that states that it is legal, and it’s called “culling” and is used to justify population control. They tell some devastating stories about killing elephants though. Warning on this passage, it might make you get welled up like I did:
[From KrystalParks.com] The article goes on to say that it’s possible to control the elephant population successfully with just birth control shots. Reading this story, a lot of things come to mind involving Donald Trump Sr. and birth control too. Photo credit: PRPhotos |
Jessica Biel covers W Magazine: “I never identified with girls” Posted: 13 Mar 2012 06:21 AM PDT Jessica Biel covers the April issue of W Magazine. There's some debate on some of the fashion sites as to why exactly Biel deserved the cover – technically, she's doing some early promotion for the reboot/remake of Total Recall, which doesn't come out until August. So what is Biel really promoting? Could it be her engagement to Justin Timberlake? The timing of the cover fits – she gets engaged over Christmas, and her publicist is able to arrange this cover shoot within weeks, which Biel likely did in February. So, basically, Biel is just going to be known as Justin Timberlake's fiancée/wife now. But she doesn't mention Justin – which makes the short interview super-boring. You can see W Magazine's slideshow here, and go here for the full W Magazine interview. Here are some highlights:
[From W Magazine] Does anyone else think it's funny that Biel still gets questions about 7th Heaven? Lots of actresses get their start on TV shows, and lots of actresses outgrow it. Biel is more than a decade removed from 7th Heaven, but it's still one of the things that most people know about her: she did a churchy TV show and she's with Justin Timberlake. Here's a real question: if she was open to it, do you think Jessica Biel would find renewed career success in television? I have my doubts. But it doesn't matter – I don't think she would ever go back to TV. She's hellbent on making this film career work. Photos courtesy of W Magazine's slideshow. |
Leo DiCaprio: “Pretentious women really turn me off. Vindictive women, too” Posted: 13 Mar 2012 05:14 AM PDT Leonardo DiCaprio has a new interview with The Sun. It's one of those bizarrely-written pieces that The Sun is getting famous for – like, they just accumulate all of the quotes from a celebrity in an interview, and put it together like a first-person essay. I only hooked onto this piece because Leo is kind of making his dude-issues front and center. Meaning that he spends a lot of time talking about the main woman in his life: his momma. Now, I don't hate momma's boys as a general rule. And Leo does detail his mother's lifelong struggles and why she's the main woman in his life, and some of it is rather sweet. But he also talks about girlfriends and what "turns him on" in a woman, and it becomes increasingly clear that Leo isn’t going to be settling down any time soon, and why would he? He will never find a woman as awesome as his mom. Maybe he doesn't realize it?
[From The Sun] So even though he's dating someone – 22-year-old Erin Heatherton – he won't call her a "true love" and Leo gives the impression that he's still waiting for lightning to strike. If you were Erin, wouldn't this be a signal that you're his "Just For Now" Girl? As for Leo's turnoffs – pretension, viciousness, opportunism…? And of course, you have to be genuine. A genuine supermodel, that is. Does Leo even believe what he's shilling? |
Angelina Jolie, Shiloh and Zahara are fashionable, adorable at LAX Posted: 13 Mar 2012 04:33 AM PDT Here are some new photos of Angelina Jolie, Zahara and Shiloh at LAX yesterday, taking a flight out of LA. My goodness we've had a lot of photos of the Jolie-Pitt kids lately. I hate noting that, by the way. The Jolie-Pitt-lovers yell at me because OF COURSE Angelina and Brad and their children aren't photographed nearly as often as, say, Jennifer Garner and the Dimple Parade. And they're right. And the Jolie-Pitt-haters yell at me because OF COURSE I love Angelina and I just refuse to see the massive conspiracy involving The Villainess Jolie and the way she outright forces her children to look happy for the cameras because Angelina is just plain evil. Of course. So I'll just be pleasant and glide on through… the kids have been photographed a lot since the Oscars. Personally, I think it's less about "Angelina arranging photo-ops with the kids" and more about "Angelina not caring so much about keeping her schedule locked down for a month following some bad press, so the paparazzi can easily find her and her lovely family." Angelina and Jennifer Garner are surprisingly similar in that regard, I think. But enough about Angelina. Let's talk about the girls! I love everything about these two. I love that Shiloh really is a mini-Brad at this point. I bet she talks with an affected Missouri drawl too. She's like the richest, most fabulous hillbilly child in the world. You know she totally picked out her tuxedo t-shirt. She probably thinks it's the most awesome thing EVER. And it kind of is. It also seems like Shiloh's little pixie/bowl cut is being grown out ever so slightly into a… mullet?!?!?! OMG. Shiloh with a mullet? Epic. As for Zahara, I just love the way this girl puts together outfits. She has way more style than her mom. I basically wish I had her entire outfit in my size. Those are some kick-ass boots, and why can't I have a snow leopard t-shirt?!?!?!?!? |
Kim Kardashian responds to Jon Hamm calling her a “f–king idiot” Posted: 13 Mar 2012 04:10 AM PDT Over the weekend, I covered Jon Hamm's interview with the new issue of Elle UK. In the interview, Jon discussed male and female beauty, how he'll probably never get married, and interestingly enough, he took some time out to slam stupid people. Because life is an episode of 30 Rock. Surprisingly, The Hamm took the same basic track as Daniel Craig, only I like Jon's argument more:
[Elle UK via previous Celebitchy story] I like that he made it about "incuriousness" rather than the ungodly sums of money these famewhores rack in (which was Daniel Craig's point). Anyway, you knew it was going to happen – I'm only surprised that it took a matter of DAYS for Kim Kardashian to respond, via Twitter:
Meh. It's not as ridiculous as it could have been, but once again, I'm setting the bar pretty low for Ol' Kat-Face. Considering Kim is basically saying that Jon has every right to say what he said, but she just thinks he's a big meanie, I wonder why she even responded. I mean, Paris Hilton didn't respond. Did she? I didn't even check. What does it say about Kim Kardashian's incessant famewhoring if Paris Hilton knows when to keep her mouth shut and just let haters hate on? As for Kim's list of "accomplishments" – dear God. Does she really consider herself a writer or designer? Or a "creator"? The "businesswoman" part of the argument is the strongest, but let's not go overboard complimenting Kim's "creativity". |
Gerard Butler homewrecked some woman’s marriage & now he won’t return her calls Posted: 13 Mar 2012 04:08 AM PDT Gerard Butler is a HOMEWRECKER. Shout it from the rooftops. Create t-shirts to publicly pledge your allegiance to the wronged party. Slut-shame The Butler!!! According to Radar, Gerard Butler was sleeping with a married woman last year, and his Scottish dong was the reason why this lady filed for divorce. Scottish dong ruins everything (trust me), especially when the dong is being medicated with a steady stream of painkillers and coke (allegedly). This woman sounds kind of naïve, though. Pre-rehab, The Butler was friends with this lady AND her husband, and then Gerry seduced the woman and she was all, "I'm going to leave my husband for The Butler, because he is my soulmate." And then she found out about how Gerry trolls for strange ALL THE TIME.
[From Radar] Gerry "hadn’t been exactly honest with her about what was going on in his life." Who needs honesty when you've got gossip blogs? Seriously, did this woman never check out all of the online information about Butler's "conquests"? The man will hook up with anything and anyone. I used to think The Butler needed a girl with two legs and a pulse, but at this point, I'm even doubting that. God knows, he's probably like Russell Brand and he has a thing for wheelchair and amputee pr0n. No judgment. Different strokes, etc. As for The Butler being a dirty homewrecker – sure. Call him out. But I'm guessing he doesn't even remember this woman's name. He wrecked a home, for sure. But at least he's not pretending that she's some great love. I don't know if that's better or worse, though. |
Jennifer Lawrence in gold at ‘The Hunger Games’ premiere: stunning or busted? Posted: 13 Mar 2012 04:07 AM PDT The world premiere of The Hunger Games was held in LA last night, with all of the major stars making red carpet appearances. Well, there was no Lenny Kravitz, but I think he was the only one to skip the red carpet. The premiere got a great turnout from Young Hollywood too – but I'm just going to be covering the people in the movie (plus Miley Cyrus), just because I really don't know who many of the "Young Hollywood" teenagers are. Let's start with fashion! Jennifer Lawrence wore this gold Prabal Gurung Fall 2012 gown, which… I understand. It’s a tribute to her character, and it’s something Katniss would wear. Plus, it's a big "fashion moment" gown, this is Jennifer's big premiere for a major film in which she's the lead. She needed a show-stopper dress. Is this it? Eh. I don't mind gold on a blonde – and the cutouts are interesting, as is the back of the gown. But I think the overall effect of this look – the dress plus the styling – is slightly cheap. Plus, this girl is beautiful – she doesn't need the bangs or that scraggly stuff around her face. Liam Hemsworth shaved! He looks sexier with some scruff. That being said, this boy is handsome. Maybe he's just a dumb meathead, I don't know. But he's cute. As for Josh Hutcherson – that boy is SO short! He's kind of cute too. I wouldn't have put him in a three-piece suit, though. Elizabeth Banks in Versace. The dress is crazy, but I hate her hair. Liam's girlfriend Miley Cyrus walked the red carpet separately from Liam. What does that mean? They walk on red carpets together all the time, so I don't get why they separated this time. Maybe producers wanted Liam to only pose with Jennifer and Josh. Oh, and Miley is wearing Emilio Pucci – eh. She's not the star. She should have just gone with a cute cocktail dress. |
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