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• Us Weekly: Robert Pattinson has been calling & texting Katy Perry every day
• Goldie Hawn gets her drink on with Kate Hudson to launch The Hawn Foundation
• Emma Stone: “I haven’t worked out for a month and I’m proud of it!”
• Denise Richards denies longstanding rumors that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss
• Shiloh, Maddox & Zahara Jolie-Pitt take bulldog Jacques for a walk in NOLA
• Jamie Oliver calls a reporter a “bitch” for asking about his weight gain
• Duchess Kate wears teal for another appearance with the Queen: lovely or cheap?
• Elisabeth Moss “doesn’t want to waste her time” on her ex, Fred Armisen
• Angelina Jolie rejects the script for ‘Salt 2′, is scheduled to appear at Women’s Summit
• Jessica Simpson is really worried that her 10-lb baby girl will be an athlete

Us Weekly: Robert Pattinson has been calling & texting Katy Perry every day Posted: 08 Mar 2012 09:45 AM PST Katy Perry is still doing the rounds at Paris Fashion Week, which seems to be dragging on for ages. Red Carpet Fashion Awards has unofficially named Katy the Fall 2012 Queen of the Front Row because of her apparent omnipresence aided by an assortment of wacky, booty-flashing outfits. For a few days, I was convinced that Katy’s wardrobe was part of a push for her alleged hardcore, edgy new image for her upcoming album, but she’s gone back to her previous pastel game plan over the past couple of days. So I guess Katy is probably just attending fashion week because they’re paying her to sit in the front rows, and it’s also free publicity to show up in zany outfits and gain media coverage. Sadly enough, it works as a PR strategy because no one would talk much about Katy if it weren’t for the fact that she squeezes her massive rack into a series of bizarre outfits. Anyway, Katy attended the Miu Miu presentation while wearing this pink Prada dress that features a flame print across the pleated skirt, which she has paired with Prada flame sandals and a Prada studded bag. Her blue hair is even worse than usual, since she’s pulled it back into a high ponytail that is actually an extension. Seriously, I was just beginning to surrender to the blue hair, and then Katy added the ponytail in a different shade of blue, which clashes with what’s actually on her head. It’s not a good look at all. Meanwhile, Robert Pattinson has also been present for at least a portion of Paris Fashion Week. He was spotted during a loved-up weekend with girlfriend Kristen Stewart, who is in town for part of her Balenciaga promotional duties. This week’s issue of Us Weekly has a story that claims that Katy’s been secretly texting with Robert Pattinson, who has been “reaching out to the newly single singer.” It seems a bit far-fetched of a prospect: She only finalized her divorce a month ago but Katy Perry already has another Brit in her life: Robert Pattinson! “Rob has been texting and calling Katy every day,” says a source close to the “Part of Me” singer, 27. Not that the Twilight star, 25, is angling for a hookup. “He’s just checking in on her,” explains an insider. “It’s not romantic at all. They’re friends.” (Pattinson is pals with Perry’s BFF, Raising Hope‘s Shannon Woodward, 27. In fact, now that her ex-husband, Russell Brand, 36, has been linked to other women, “all Katy’s friends are concerned about how she’s dealing with it,” says another source. Pattinson — “Still going strong” with his love of three years, Kristen Stewart, 21 — should rest easy, though, insists a Perry confidant. “Katy is doing amazing,” says the source. “She is over Russell and feels like she’s been set free. Her hair may be blue, but she isn’t!” [From Us Weekly, print edition, March 19, 2012] Well, okay. I can buy that Robert is just looking out for Katy in the wake of her divorce, but it’s a bit excessive to call and text her every single day, right? I wonder what Kristen thinks about all of this — she probably doesn’t care though and really seems like an easygoing girlfriend. Honestly, Robert doesn’t seem at all like Katy’s type in the first place, but I wouldn’t doubt that she’d enjoy his male attention (in any shape or form) while she’s attempting to move away from her recent past. While on a break from the fashion front rows, Katy also made a beeline to the Collette store in Paris. In the process, Katy showed off her underwear for the second time (that we know of) while hanging out in the City of Light. Still, I do like her outfit here, and at least she wasn’t wearing the dreadful, non-matching ponytail. - Photos courtesy of WENN

Goldie Hawn gets her drink on with Kate Hudson to launch The Hawn Foundation Posted: 08 Mar 2012 09:38 AM PST These are photos of Goldie Hawn, her daughter Kate Hudson, and Kate’s boyfriend Matt Bellamy after an event in London last night. They were leaving the launch party for the Hawn Foundation in the UK. Lainey has the detail that it was after 4am when Goldie left the party! Now I’ve never heard of the Hawn Foundation, but from what I gather from their website it’s a non-profit founded by Goldie for teachers and parents aimed at helping children achieve. It sounds awesome and like a good cause. Goldie even has a book coming out this month about how to be a more mindful parent and caregiver to children. It’s called 10 Mindful Minutes: Giving Our Children–and Ourselves–the Social and Emotional Skills to Reduce Stress and Anxiety for Healthier, Happy Lives. This news is of course being overshadowed by Goldie’s kind of messy appearance outside the event. She was so toasted she got into her car butt-first and fell over inside. You know she’ll get some tabloid coverage for this, but at least it’s also bringing awareness to her organization, which is news to me. So Goldie gets her drink on, and she gets publicity for her cause. Here’s more: We love Goldie Hawn. She’s always giggling, smiling and having a lovely time. Yesterday was no different. She looked like a twenty-year-old whippersnapper at the party for her charity, The Hawn Foundation, at Annabel’s members’ club in Mayfair. (She’s actually a 66-year-old grandmother). (We could make a bad joke about going Overboard with the booze, but we’ll restrain ourselves…Okay, we can’t – she blatantly went a bit Overboard with the booze!) She shuffled to her car waiting outside and then got in backwards. Amazing. We love this woman. “Why can I see the trunk of this car?” she was probably thinking as her bum slid down the back of the front seat. Earlier in the day she’d been at a signing for her new book on meditation ’10 Mindful Minutes’. It’s a self-help book said to offer “the social and emotional skills to reduce stress and anxiety for healthier, happy lives.” Her daughter, Kate Hudson, and Kate’s fiance, Muse frontman Matt Bellamy, came along to the evening do looking very glam. Goldie’s manager Alan Nevins tweeted, “So proud of @goldiehawn for her work with children. And Kate so generous in coming to london to support the Foundation and her mom! Luv U!” [From Mirror.co.uk] Kurt Russell wasn’t there, so it was nice that Kate and Matt came out to help support Goldie. Goldie sure knows how to let her hair down. It looks like Kate had a few too, but she was maintainin’, as Kaiser says. Check out Kate’s “I’m not that drunk” face. I do that too! Look at that gorgeous coat. You can see Kate and Goldie inside the party in photos on The Mirror’s site. And here’s Goldie earlier in the day signing copies of her book: Photo credit: Spiller/WENN.com and FameFlynet Pictures

Emma Stone: “I haven’t worked out for a month and I’m proud of it!” Posted: 08 Mar 2012 08:50 AM PST I think that by the end of the awards season, many of us were kind of bored with Emma Stone. It wasn't even that she was or is a boring person – it was more about how many events Emma had to do in support of The Help. It felt like we had new red carpet photos of her every other day. And while her style isn't flat-our hideous (at all), she's still figuring things out sartorially, and as such, her style was hit-or-miss yet never extremely bad or extremely awesome. She left us on a high note, though. I ended up loving her appearance at the Oscars, mostly because she was one of the rare Oscar presenters who genuinely cracked me up. She's beautiful, funny and talented – and I hope she takes some time off from the red carpet for a while. Anyway, Emma has a new interview in which she discusses body image, workouts, diets and all of that. Much like Jennifer Lawrence's cover interview with Seventeen, Emma is trying to be a positive body-image role model for young women. Does it work? Like most women, Emma Stone isn’t 100 percent happy with her body. “I do have that thing of, ‘Oh my God, I’m disgusting! I ate a huge Wagamama lunch, the whole yaki soba, and I feel so fat,’” the 23-year-old tells England’s S Magazine. “But I’m still gonna eat that stuff, and you know what? You can get nice, loose clothes that cover it all up.” The actress, who’s currently dating her Amazing Spider-Man costar Andrew Garfield, adds: “I’m not gonna go parading around in a bikini. OK, I did that in a photo shoot once, but it’s about what you’re comfortable with at the time you’re comfortable with it. That was a good day, but you won’t hear me saying I have no body issues because I wouldn’t be human if I didn’t.” While shooting the Oscar-nominated film The Help in 2010, Stone put on a few extra pounds after indulging in Mississippi’s famous comfort foods. “Suddenly nothing fitted me, but then they have such delicious food in the South and I don’t believe in depriving yourself,” Stone tells S Magazine. “Yes, you should be healthy and take care of yourself, but growing up I’ve seen people who have horrible issues with food.” Laughs Stone: “I haven’t worked out for a month and I’m proud of it! Running is bad for your knees and I like to do things I actually enjoy, like going for a swim. I had a trainer during Spider-Man and I discovered I have deep-seated rage when I’m holding heavy weights over my head. Whatever dormant anger I have in me, that's where it comes out. That’s not the kind of working out I want to do,” the actress explains. “I would much rather sleep at night than want to throw a weight across a room at someone. I’m usually a pretty peaceful person, but for some reason when I get in the gym something bubbles up in me.” [From Us Weekly] I feel the opposite about weight training – it helps me release my rage and it clears my mind. But that's just me. I do like that Emma is talking about eating and how she's trying to send the message of "Your self-worth shouldn't be tied to how much you weigh." But do I believe her? CB and I were debating it – I mean, Emma is only 23 years old. The only weight she really has to worry about is maybe some residual puppy fat from her teenage years. That being said, when I saw Crazy Stupid Love, I was impressed with how her body seemed realistic – she's coltish and petite, but she definitely looks like she eats. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Denise Richards denies longstanding rumors that she was a hooker for Heidi Fleiss Posted: 08 Mar 2012 08:39 AM PST Denise Richards is earning money the Stacy Keibler way, by throwing us a tidbit of information in exchange for a plug for a product or service she’s endorsing. We just saw Denise posing in staged candid photos plugging kitty litter (they’re here, I hope she got paid for that) and now she’s trying to sell us on a workout called Physique 57. In a new interview with ET Denise talked about her famous ex, Charlie Sheen, and the “craziest rumor” that’s been floated about her, that she was a hooker working for Heidi Fleiss when she met Charlie Sheen. It’s well established that Charlie was one of Fleiss’ best customers, and that his addiction to hiring hookers and trying to legitimize them by moving them in continues to this day. So it’s not so much of a stretch to assume that this is how he met Denise too, but she assures us it’s not. I’ve heard these rumors for a while, and I guess she denied them last year too, but this is the first time I’ve paid attention to it. On rumors that she’s been a hooker The craziest rumor that’s ever been written about me is that I was a prostitute for Heidi Fleiss. I think my ex-husband [Charlie Sheen] would vouch for me, and Heidi I’m sure would too, that I was not. I’ve never been a hooker. On her relationship with her ex, Charlie Sheen We went through a lot, but it takes two people to make that commitment and make it about the kids. If we can do it and get to the other side and… have a great relationship for our kids. I think anyone can get there if we were able to. On saying that she and Charlie are like brother and sister I probably shouldn’t have said that… it sounded a little creepy. What I meant was we’re in a good place and we get along. [From Entertainment Tonight] Well Denise has to talk about something to get our interest, and this worked. It’s got to be hard to deal with seeing your ex husband give multiple nonsensical interviews with the two 20 year-old porn stars he moved into his house, but she handled it all with more grace than I could ever show in that situation. Charlie and Denise were seen attending their daughter soccer game together on Monday and they looked very peaceful and happy. (Apart from the fact that Charlie forgot to put his teeth in.) Denise is pushing her adopted baby daughter, Eloise, in a stroller. People have floated the theory that Eloise is actually Charlie Sheen’s daughter from another woman, and was given up to Denise to raise. The baby does look like him, so I wouldn’t be surprised. Header image is from October. Credit: WENN.com. Other images credit: Fame Flynet

Shiloh, Maddox & Zahara Jolie-Pitt take bulldog Jacques for a walk in NOLA Posted: 08 Mar 2012 08:16 AM PST The family Jolie-Pitt has gone from LA to New Orleans. The paparazzi caught Brad Pitt tooling around town on a motorcycle yesterday, but we don't have those photos. We have even better pics – Maddox, Shiloh and Empress Zahara were spotted out with two adults and the family bulldog, Jacques. Jacques was last seen in Budapest, I believe, when Angelina did the 60 Minutes interview and Jacques was all "Adjust my light, please." As for the adults – maybe the African-American man is a bodyguard? Or just an assistant-type? The Asian woman seems to be with the group too – a nanny? I don't know. I'm really just looking at the kids and the dog. Things I learned from looking through these photos: *Zahara is elegant. The way she carries herself, her beautiful little face… she's going to be a beautiful, composed woman (empress). *Maddox has a cell phone! Who is he calling? *Jacques respects Z's firm hand – he doesn't get out of control when she's got the leash. *Jacques and Shiloh are playmates. When she has the leash, Jacques is all "PARTY TIME!" *Shiloh is an awesome mess of a girl. She carries herself like Angelina used to, back when Angelina was scary and goth and "different". Shiloh's got her mom's old-school swagger. And I swear, Shi's short hair is adorable. She has the same haircut Brad had in Moneyball. *What's up with Maddox's hair? It's a 1970s Florence Henderson shag. Is he aiming for Mick Jagger circa 1973? *Shiloh digs The Ramones!! *Z and Shiloh are super-tight sisters. Z seems to want to guide Shiloh, her little sister. And Shiloh isn't paying any attention. *Jacques often has an expression of "FML." He must be so patient with six kids in the house. I bet the twins try to ride him like a horse. *I desperately want Z’s sandals in my size. And that's about it. Shall we even discuss the conspiracy theories as to why we're seeing so much of the kids over the past week and a half? Is it all about THE LEG?!?!? Maybe. Probably. Angelina just wants to remind everyone that The Leg is a mother. Good PR? Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet.

Jamie Oliver calls a reporter a “bitch” for asking about his weight gain Posted: 08 Mar 2012 06:57 AM PST When you gain a few pounds, the last thing you want is for someone to mention it. Even when it's someone you love… my first reaction is that surge of "fight or flight" adrenalin kicking in, and if it's someone I know well, I would probably respond with, "STFU, a–hole." So it's good that I'm not a celebrity, with the public and media cataloguing each pound lost and gained and asking about my weight constantly. But when it's celebrity chef and "healthy eating" champion Jamie Oliver, you'd think he might be a bit more inured to people expecting him to practice what he preaches. So when he made an appearance at a Q&A in Australia this week, people noticed that he seemed a bit jowly and like he had put on a few pounds – nothing drastic, maybe ten pounds or so, but it went to his face. You can see some pics here. So when he was asked about it, Jamie responded a lot like I would – he called the reporter a "bitch." Damn. He’s used to taking politicians and parents to task over healthy eating. But when questioned about his own diet in Australia this week, Jamie Oliver wasn’t quite so happy. The celebrity chef, 36, bristled when asked by a female reporter if he had gained a few pounds recently and called her a ‘b****’. When the father-of-four was questioned on whether he had filled out a bit he replied: ‘I don’t know. I am very healthy. Are you from a tabloid? Thank you for noticing, you b****.’ It wasn’t clear whether or not Oliver was joking during the outburst. However Oliver admitted he tried to watch his weight and worked out twice a week, but said there was room for improvement. He explained: ‘I do my best. Working in the food business is quite hard when someone is constantly asking you to try things. I eat fresh. I train twice a week. I could definitely do better, but I am trying to do my best like most people when they hit 30.’ His U.S. spokeswoman Kimberly Yorio insisted her client’s weight remained the same. She told Australia’s ABC News: ‘I can say for a fact he hasn't gained any weight. They were bad pictures.’ At the Q&A session on responsible eating on Tuesday, Oliver admitted he was not thinking straight after ‘a few drinks’ the night before. He said: ‘I went out last night and had a few drinks after a very long day, (and) my brain did not quite understand that question.’ So they may go some way to explain his unguarded and candid response. The Naked Chef is in Australia to launch his second Ministry of Food, in partnership with The Victorian Government and the Good Foundation, to attack state-wide obesity. The new scheme will see AU$5million put towards helping teach cooking techniques and nutrition to participants in a larger attempt to attack obesity as a whole in the country. [From The Mail] Yeah, so it sounds like booze weight/bloat. He'd been partying his arse off in Australia during a business trip, and when someone asked about it, he attacked. But I have to say… I've seen Englishmen really read someone the riot act, and calling a reporter a "bitch" is relatively tame. Englishmen love words like "tw-t" and "c–t". I'm just saying… it totally could have been worse. As for Jamie and his alleged booze bloat… while I admire his healthy eating campaign, he should know that if he's going to be the public face of a "get healthier" movement, people are going to call him out when he personally falls short. Photos of Oliver in January and February, courtesy of WENN and Pacific Coast News.

Duchess Kate wears teal for another appearance with the Queen: lovely or cheap? Posted: 08 Mar 2012 06:28 AM PST Maybe Queen Elizabeth thinks that if she forces Duchess Kate to make public appearances with her, Kate will magically become less lazy and a more hard-working royal? Maybe. But I'm not sure about the optics of this latest joint public appearance for Kate and the Queen. Kate manages to make the Queen look super-engaged with everyone – all while Kate seems to hang back and pose for photos, barely speaking to anyone. These are photos from the "kick-off" of the Queen's Diamond Jubilee tour in the UK – they took the train to Leicester and did some events. Kate's suit is LK Bennett – it's okay. It's not my favorite thing she's worn, but at least she's not drenched in gratuitous buttons. She did slather on some extra eye makeup though. Here's more about the trip: The Duchess of Cambridge and the Queen gave a lesson in how to travel in style today as they kicked off the Diamond Jubilee tour of the UK. The Royals looked a far cry from the average train commuter, causing quite a stir at St Pancras station in London. Kate looked to the 1940′s for inspiration, wearing an elegant teal suit by L.K. Bennett and James Lock hat. The Queen wore a cerise cashmere dress and coat with black trim by Angela Kelly, and a matching hat, also by Angela Kelly. The Royals are travelling together to Leicester by train before going on to visit various parts of the city. Crowds stood three-deep on pavements surrounding the train station, behind crash barriers, as they waited to try to catch a glimpse of the royal party arriving in the city. Many had cameras in their hands at the ready to try to grab quick pictures of the Queen, Duke and Duchess, while others waved Union flags and sported hats emblazoned with the union Jack flag. A police helicopter hovered overhead and many officers and patrol cars bordered the roads around the station. Inside the train station a heavy police presence monitored the area and access to the station was limited for commuters. The royal party strolled through the recently refurbished St Pancras International station as other passengers turned to watch them and boarded the 10.15 train to Nottingham. Their first stop was De Montfort University, with a stop in De Montfort Square en route where they will watch cultural dances. The Queen and Kate watched a student fashion parade at the university, where a group of six students have been gearing up for the moment they get to meet Kate. There were more cheers inside as the royal visitors took their seats for a fashion show. The Queen and the Duchess chatted and smiled to each other as they waited for the models to come down the catwalk. As the show by recent design graduates from the university got under way, the Queen and the Duchess continued to exchange observations as they sat side-by-side at the end of the runway. The Queen sat quietly as the models showed off the colourful designs. The Duchess looked closely at the clothes and swapped comments with guests around her. [From The Mail] You can read more about the trip here. Even though Kate seemed more uncomfortable here than she did during last week's royal visit to a luxury department store (obviously), I do think this photo op helps her. Now Kate's media team gets to plant even more stories about how close she is with the Queen, and how the Queen is guiding every step of her royal journey. Meanwhile, I'm still going to think that the Queen is all, "Seriously, you need to get off your arse, young lady." Photos courtesy of WENN.

Elisabeth Moss “doesn’t want to waste her time” on her ex, Fred Armisen Posted: 08 Mar 2012 05:30 AM PST Back in 2009, Mad Men's Elisabeth Moss and Saturday Night Live's Fred Armisen had a whirlwind romance, followed by a quick engagement and elopement. Then, ten months later, the marriage was over. Within weeks of the divorce announcement, the tabloids revealed that Armisen was boning his SNL costar Abby Elliot (which is over now). There were also reports that Armisen didn't care for Elisabeth's years-long membership in the Church of Scientology. Yeah… I know. I love Moss, and I try not to think about the whole Xenu thing with her. Anyway, Moss has a new interview with The New York Post Magazine, and she finally discusses Armisen a little bit. She also sounds like a really cool girl in general – I like her even more after this piece. Here are some highlights: She's girly: “I’m a total girly-girl,” she confesses. “I have, you know, a million pairs of shoes and a million dresses.” But she's not interested in playing glamorous characters: “I would much rather have an interesting character to play,” she says. “I didn’t get into the business to be a model. I can get dressed up and wear something sexy any night of the week.” Peggy is a feminist: “Well, she slept with Peter, her boss, in the pilot,” Moss points out with a schoolgirl giggle. “[But] I think as women in the workplace, we’re constantly trying to find a balance between being taken seriously and feeling sexy and good about ourselves, and that applies to actresses as well. I think Peggy has really been struggling with that balance for the last five years… I think she’s the truest feminist… It’s the feminism of, ‘Hey, I just want to do what I love, and I think I should get paid the same amount for doing it if I do as good a job as a man.’ ” She considers herself a feminist too: “You know, if you believe that your ideas should be respected and if you believe that you have a voice, then you’re a feminist,” she says before taking a long sip of a Diet Coke and then reapplying some NARS lip gloss, one of her addictions. She's a drinker: “No comment on the smoking,” she says with a wry smile. “Of course I drink. I’m not a big fan of whisky or vodka-I just don’t like the taste. So I’m just a beer and wine girl. I’m also kind of a lightweight, so like, two glasses of wine and I am gooood.” Moss on her divorce from Fred Armisen: “It’s so hard to talk about,” she says, growing quiet. “One of the greatest things I heard someone say about him is, ‘He’s so great at doing impersonations. But the greatest impersonation he does is that of a normal person.’ To me, that sums it up.” She leans forward, chin in hands and brow furrowed, as she confides all this in a low, measured near-whisper. “And I think that’s…that’s it,” she says, releasing a drawn-out giggle-sigh. “I’ve never told anyone that. And I don’t want to waste any more of my life talking about it.” So does she keep in touch with Armisen? “Oh, God, no,” she answers quickly. The Hamm is like a big brother: On set, Moss can often be found hanging with Jon Hamm, whom she considers an older brother (he flew to London to watch Moss in the play The Children’s Hour last spring) or playing fierce rounds of the board game Sequence with the cast. On whether January Jones is an ice queen: She waves off rumors that January Jones has caused strife on the set. (Last August, Jared Gilmore, 11, who had played Jones’ son, said of the actress, “Be careful around January. She’s not as approachable as the others. Everyone else is so nice.”) “January’s really fun, a cool girl and a great mom. She’s got her head in the right place. Everybody loves her,” Moss insists. She hasn’t decided if she wants children. “I have a tremendous amount of respect for my mother, and it makes me want to be a really great mother,” she says. “And sure, in an ideal world I can do it all. But I think for now I’m too young to know. You almost have to get older to understand that you’re too young to know.” [From The New York Post] I don't think I realized how girlish she was/is. She's 29 years old, and she definitely has the perpetual girl-woman thing happening. It's okay in your 20s, but it starts to grate after a while. I loved the part about The Hamm coming to visit her in London – that's amazing. It says a lot about their friendship, personally and professionally. Lizzie and Jon have one of the most fascinating relationships, on and off camera. As for the Armisen stuff – well, she's a few years removed from it, and it doesn't seem like she's out to get him or anything. She just sounds like she barely even knew the man she married, and he pissed her off. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Angelina Jolie rejects the script for ‘Salt 2′, is scheduled to appear at Women’s Summit Posted: 08 Mar 2012 05:10 AM PST There are several Angelina Jolie stories today, some of barely any importance, but some are interesting. First off, the script for the Salt sequel was completed and sent to Angelina – and she rejected it. She's already signed on to make the sequel to her 2010 hit film, but it seems that Jolie has script approval, and since she didn't care for this draft, everyone is going back to the drawing board to please The Leg. Angelina is currently in NYC to attend the International Women's Day "Women in the World" Summit. The theme for this year's summit is "Empower Rural Women – End Poverty and Hunger." Incidentally Angelina's SUV was spotted pulling up to a hot dog vendor in New York and she seemed to grab some hot dogs to go. Allegedly, all of the kids were in the SUV too. There are also widely varied reports about Angelina's Leg of Doom – some people say she's still really upset, some people say she thinks it's all a hoot. Whatever. And Radar/Star Magazine just released this "exclusive" interview with one of Billy Bob Thornton's ex-wives, who seems to want to dish some dirt on BBT's most famous ex-wife, Angelina: Angelina Jolie's desire for a family destroyed her marriage to her second husband, Billy Bob Thornton, Star magazine has learned from the actor's ex wife in a world exclusive interview. Melissa deBin-Parish was married to the Bad Santa actor for two years, from 1978-1980, and reveals that his bizarre relationship to Jolie ended when the actress decided she wanted kids. "I know beyond a shadow of a doubt that he did not want to be around children back then,” Melissa told Star. "Look at the timeline: she adopted Maddox and then, [Billy] was gone." Melissa told Star that she believed Billy Bob's marriage to Angelina was doomed from the start. "I think he cheated on his other wives. He had a problem with fidelity. Could you imagine cheating on Angelina?! That would be the dumbest thing in the world. How would he top that?" She said she was surprised to hear that Angelina and Billy Bob were together because it seemed like an "odd pairing," telling Star: "But you just never know with people. I always wondered why they were attracted to each other. Here she is, this stunning woman. The two of them are total opposites. I thought it was baffling. Maybe it was their creative minds or intelligence. He is very charismatic." After Billy Bob and Angelina split she told Barbara Walters that they had grown apart. "I thought he was amazing. And, now I just feel like I don’t know him… We’re not friends." They've apparently come a long way in their relationship though, as Angelina is reportedly writing the forward to his memoir, The Billy Bob Tapes: A Cave Full of Ghosts, and that news shocked his first wife. "I'm surprised," Melissa said. "I just didn't think that there was any interaction anymore. That's a very big thing to do. I'm glad she did it for him." And, Melissa has nothing but praise for Jolie. "I heard through the family that Angelina was a very kind person and a wonderful humanitarian," she told Star. "The family never said anything negative about her. I think the biggest bond in his life is theirs." Meanwhile, Melissa said that her own relationship with Billy Bob was also doomed from the beginning. "My daughter was 18 months old when we split up," she revealed of their now 32-year-old daughter Amanda Brumfield, who is currently serving 20 years in a Florida prison for aggravated manslaughter of a child. Melissa says that Billy Bob's goodwill hasn't extended Amanda, who has tried to speak to her dad from behind bars but has been ignored. [From Radar] Eh. I mean, why are we still analyzing the BBT-Jolie split? Maybe it was about Maddox's adoption, but I think it's unfair to say that Billy Bob had no interest in kids – he had two sons who were young boys at the time of his marriage to Angelina, and he and Angelina had joint custody of them. I think becoming a step-mother to BBT's kids made her want to be a mom even more. Just my opinion. And here are a few photos of Shiloh and Vivienne from this past weekend: Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame.

Jessica Simpson is really worried that her 10-lb baby girl will be an athlete Posted: 08 Mar 2012 04:25 AM PST Yesterday, I covered the earliest quotes from Jessica Simpson's Elle Magazine cover interview, and I ended up updating the post with the nude Elle cover. I'm kind of glad that I've ended splitting this stuff into two posts, because there's so much to cover. First, I LOVE the header photo!!!! I know it's cheesy, I know her dude is a total K-Fed. But I still it's a beautiful, sweet image. It makes me like Eric a little bit. If you'd like to see the Elle slideshow of Jessica's photo shoot, go here – Jessica has an alternate, full-clothed cover too, which I'm assuming will be the newsstand version. While everybody loves pregnant celebrities, I'm not sure everybody wants to see Jessica's shadowy, pregnant biscuit while they're getting in line at the grocery store checkout ("Oh, I just remembered – I need Funions and beer."). Here are even more excerpts from Jessica's interview: On her hopes for her daughter's sense of style: "Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!" she blurts out, her Dallas accent swooping back in this moment of heightened anxiety. "Eric is so athletic. We're gonna have this ath-a-letic girl and I won't even be able to take her shopping, 'cause all she's gonna want is sports bras and Nikes!" On taking tabloid brutality in stride: "I'm still standin'," she drawls. "I grew up very strong! You know, my father used to be an adolescent therapist. I remember sitting at his office, watching the girls walkin' in and out. Kids doin' coke at 16…heroin. Pregnant at 14. I could see what I didn't want to be." On her body subconsciously telling her she was pregnant: "We were goin' to have an all-day drinking binge," Simpson says, not shy about saying so. "Gonna ride our bikes, hang out…do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt. Why would I feel guilt at the idea of going out and having cocktails with my friends?" On her 10-pound baby: “I was only six pounds,” she notes. “So maybe Eric and I can meet in the middle.” [From Elle] I get the feeling that Jessica is playing a little fast and loose with the "I quit drinking when I simply felt I might be pregnant" story. Because, obviously, Jessica loves to drink. I'm guessing she was still guzzling Scotch for the first month, before she realized she was pregnant. As for her moaning about perhaps having an athletic girl… dear God. She better hope THAT is her biggest worry. I mean… this little girl is going to be half-Farty, half-Nouveau-K-Fed. That's going to be a MESS. You know the girl is going to be blonde, gassy, dumb as a box of hair, sweet-natured, and she's definitely going to have the big-boob gene. *crosses self* Photos courtesy of Elle.

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