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- Mother of Beyonce’s dad’s love child: he asked me to give the baby to Beyonce and Jay-Z
- Christina Aguilera copies Gaga, goes shopping pantsless: sad & pathetic?
- Angelina Jolie’s ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’ trailer: interesting?
- Barbara Walters’ new face: improvement or stop with the chipmunk cheeks?
- Matt Bomer works the hell out of a suit: too pretty or just perfect?
- Kim Kardashian thought “marriage” was a magic wand that would “fix” Kris
- 17 yo Courtney Stodden and her 51 yo husband meet with VH1 about a reality show
- George Clooney didn’t send Stacy Keibler home: busted or lovely?
- If Linnocent vomits on a corpse, there will be no photos
- Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on Demi Moore since a month into their marriage
| Mother of Beyonce’s dad’s love child: he asked me to give the baby to Beyonce and Jay-Z Posted: 21 Oct 2011 09:22 AM PDT
[From Star Magazine, print edition, October 31, 2011] Is it possible that this really happened, that Mathew asked Alex to give her baby to his famous daughter and her husband to raise as their own. It’s possible that this happened and that Beyonce is legitimately pregnant but is padding her stomach for effect and attention. (Or maybe she’s just wearing really loose clothing to accentuate it.) It’s also possible that there is some trickery happening here and that Beyonce is going to have a “home birth” (as Wendy Williams has suggested) and emerge with someone else’s baby. This is all too weird, and now that the mistress is coming out with this it’s seeming more likely to me that all is not as it seems. Beyonce is shown yesterday in NY (Love potion shirt) and the day before (black outfit). Credit: Fame
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| Christina Aguilera copies Gaga, goes shopping pantsless: sad & pathetic? Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:41 AM PDT
As we've been saying, and we will continue to say, Christina Aguilera is a MESS. For real. These are new pics of Christina yesterday in LA. This is what happened - she rolled up to Agent Provocateur in a STRETCH LIMO. She got out with her entourage. She went in and shopped. She walked out, not carrying any packages. The paparazzi swarmed, and Christina waved to them. And the whole time, SHE WASN'T WEARING PANTS. This is such a ridiculously offensive famewhore move, I'm embarrassed for her. It's also blatant theft! Lady Gaga was shopping pantless MONTHS ago. So much for Lady Gaga "copying" Christina - this is Christina stealing from Gaga, once again. Just like she's done for the past few years, to increasingly embarrassing and pitiful results. I think in Christina's mind, she was trying to show us how "hot" and "cool" she is. Why else the dumb famewhore move? Why else the eager-beaver expression when the paparazzi swarmed? She called them to make sure there were photos of her sauntering around a lingerie shop pantless. Because she's that needy. Because she's that starved for validation and attention. It's sad.
Photos courtesy of Fame and WENN. |
| Angelina Jolie’s ‘In the Land of Blood and Honey’ trailer: interesting? Posted: 21 Oct 2011 08:18 AM PDT
I've said this several times now, but I'm very, very concerned about Angelina Jolie's turn as writer/director for In the Land of Blood and Honey. I'm not worried about the manufactured "controversy" where one rape-victim-advocacy group was going ballistic about the film without even reading the script. Jolie has said the film is not about "rape" but about two lovers thrown on opposite sides of war, and I believe her. No, I'm simply worried that the film is going to suck. That Angelina's script is going to be, at best, prosaic, and at worst, terrible. I'm worried that Angelina is going to prove to be an unfocused director - especially considering she shot the film TWICE: once in English and once it Serbo-Croatian. The fact that she couldn't even make up her mind as to which language to shoot the film? It's worrying. So the trailer for In the Land of Blood and Honey is out. The tagline is terrible: "Love can change what we want… war can change who we are…" Ugh. That being said, I'm less worried now that I've seen the trailer. The lead actress, Zana Marjanovic, seems to be giving a stellar, emotional performance. And there's lots of war-crimes action and the love scenes and interrogation scenes seem to be shot in an interesting way. The film comes out on December 23, just in time for awards season. I'm sure it will be a non-starter, though, considering that Sherlock Holmes: The Game of Shadows and The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo are also coming out around then too. Don't expect this to make much money, that's what I'm saying. Jolie has said about the film, "The film is specific to the Bosnian War, but it’s also universal. I wanted to tell a story of how human relationships and behavior are deeply affected by living in side a war. The former Yugoslavia has a rich history of dramatic arts. The cast was extraordinary. I was privileged and honored to work with them and I am very excited for everyone to see their immense talent.” I will give her credit for that - she hired a lot of local actors and she definitely stimulated the Budapest economy (because she barely got to shoot anything in Bosnia).
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Barbara Walters’ new face: improvement or stop with the chipmunk cheeks? Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:53 AM PDT
[From Daily Mail and Radar] I really think Barbara, and Melanie, looked better before. At least Barbara is almost 30 years older and doesn’t have a mask-like face yet. Those cheeks are really bad though. I don’t give a crap about her and found her so pompous during her book tour. She’s a piece of work. I hope she ends up looking like Priscilla Presley or Joan Rivers. Melanie, I like though and I really want her to stop with the visits to her surgeon. It must be hard to see positive results and then take a step back and realize you need to stop or there’s no going back. There are always things we want to improve, but less is best when it comes to surgery and injectables.
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| Matt Bomer works the hell out of a suit: too pretty or just perfect? Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:33 AM PDT
Here are some new photos of the always lovely Matt Bomer at last night's LA premiere of In Time. He's just so, so beautiful. I'm not attracted to him in a "He needs to see my vagina, STAT!" kind of way, but I do love looking at him. Previously, I had been a casual fan of White Collar, but I recently got the first two seasons on DVD, and now I'm a total fan-girl for him (and Tim DeKay). The Bomer has "it" - the indefinable, watchable quality that movie stars have. I just enjoy his face and his body so much. And the man can wear the hell out of a suit - go and look at what Justin Timberlake looked like at the premiere. The Bomer OWNED it. To promote In Time, Matt has been giving some interviews, obviously. When he sat down to talk with MTV, he ended up discussing the Steven Soderbergh project, Magic Mike. That's the film which is loosely based on Channing Tatum's early years as a male stripper - Channing stars in the film as well, as does Alex Pettyfer, Joe Manganiello and Matthew McConaughey. At first I was like, "A movie about male strippers based on Channing Tatum? Meh." But the more I hear about it, the better it sounds. Of course, it also sounds like there's going to be a lot of dancing and dongs, so… I'm already buying the DVD. The Bomer told MTV:
[From MTV] The Bomer is a man of many talents (singing, stunt work, looking pretty, plus he's a decent actor), so is it too much to hope that he'll be wearing lots of tear-away pants and he'll be doing a lot of hip thrusts? I'm already preparing to squeal. It's going to be so awesome. Oh, and Joe Manganiello recently discussed his role in the film too - he's playing "Big Dick Richie"! When asked about full-frontal, he said: "You are going to see…I mean…. No, no full frontal! But his name is Big Dick Richie for a reason." He also said that he and The Bomer are tight from back in the day: "I knew Matt Bomer because we went to drama school at Carnegie Mellon together. We were in all the same classes! There were only 21 of us. Matt came to my mom's house for Thanksgiving one year. We were buds!" Here's video of Matt's MTV interview: Get More: Movie Trailers, Movies Blog
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| Kim Kardashian thought “marriage” was a magic wand that would “fix” Kris Posted: 21 Oct 2011 07:03 AM PDT
Here's the thing: a lot of you just think that Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are play-fighting for the cameras, for the story line, for the joy of being famewhores. I'm not saying you're wrong - you're probably right, actually. But I also think there's a grain of truth in all of these rumors that Kris and Kim kind of hate each other already. After all, Kim just married the giant dumbass because she wanted to get married, and she didn't care who was asking. Plus, I think even Kim was surprised at just how douchey Kris Humphries really is, and just how much everybody hates him. So is it any surprise that it seems like Kris is already "moving out"?
[From Page Six] You can see photos here of Kris moving boxes out while NOT wearing his wedding ring. Of course, Kim and Kris just "wrapped" filming, and they're headed back to LA…hence, the boxes. Now that I've gotten a chance to read through this week's tabloids, it definitely seems like SOMEONE is pushing these breakup stories, because they are absolutely everywhere. One of my favorite anonymously-attributed quotes is from Star Mag - the source says, "Her friends saw the red flags early on in their relationship, but Kim thought that when they were married all their problems would disappear. Kim is finnaly starting to see just how two-faced Kris really is. He plays up the loving husband act for the cameras, but in reality he's moody and distant." I love the idea that Kim thought marriage was a magic wand that fixed every relationship problem. It's like she's 11 years old. These are photos of Kim and Kris doing different things yesterday, by the way. I absolutely loathe Kim's outfit. It's the headband thing. Fug.
Photos courtesy of WENN. |
| 17 yo Courtney Stodden and her 51 yo husband meet with VH1 about a reality show Posted: 21 Oct 2011 06:56 AM PDT
[From Radar Online] I love how Alexis at Radar Online writes with a wink and a smile. Radar doesn’t do “editorials” like we do, but you can tell what they’re thinking. VH1 has some incredibly trashy shows. I barely watch their reality shows, but a lot of them involve cat fights and on at least one occasion a participant took a crap on the stairs in one of the mansions they were staying in. Still, giving a showcase to these people in any way is just wrong. It’s not about being tasteless or not, it’s about showing statutory rape that is barely legal thanks to a stage mom and antiquated marriage laws. I realize we’re part of the problem by even talking about this, but there’s a difference between seeing photos, reading this girl’s really vom-inducing tweets (although her shtick gets old fast) and having to watch these people. If this reality show exposes this marriage as a complete fraud though, I’m for it. That’s the only outcome of all of this that could be acceptable. It has to be a put-on, right? I don’t know why I’m getting all worked up. These two (and Courtney’s mom, Radar says she was with them of course) probably called up the paps, then went to Vh1 and sat in the lobby for an hour.
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| George Clooney didn’t send Stacy Keibler home: busted or lovely? Posted: 21 Oct 2011 06:26 AM PDT
Stacy Keibler didn't get sent home! It's so exciting! Stacy got to walk on George Clooney's arm last night for the UK premiere of The Descendants. The previous night, she was banished from the red carpet for The Ides of March, and her absence was felt so much that I theorized that The Tit Tape Trauma of 2011 had wrecked the "relationship". But here she is! Would you like to know something funny? I looked through all of the photos of the premiere at different photo agencies, and there are SO MANY photos of Stacy checking out her own rack. This poor girl just keeps checking that she's not exposing her tit tape again. Now I feel sorry for her! I wonder if George yelled at her? He shouldn't have - her tit tape was the highlight of the Paris premiere, it really was.
Stacy's dress is Maria Lucia Hohan, a designer I'm not familiar with. Apparently, Hohan (shades of Linnocent, right?) makes a lot of these very pale, cream and nude gowns that look wispy and angelic. As I've said before, I'm enjoying Stacy's "lighter" makeup and fashion styles after Elisabetta Canalis's harder, bolder, drag-queen-y styles. That being said, I think this nude color kind of washes Stacy out. The fit is better in the bust (as opposed to that train wreck Marchesa), but there's something wonky going on at the waist. I'm not sure the dress should have that weird fabric bunch at the waistline. So Stacy still needs a stylist who prioritizes good tailoring. Overall, it's a solid look, though. My biggest issue is with her hair. The hair feels wrong.
And then there's Clooney… well, he doesn't look so pissy in these photos. He and Stacy actually look lovey-dovey in some of them. Much better. There's hope for her yet! UPDATE: My new favorite photo of Cloons & Keib:
Photos courtesy of WENN & Fame. |
| If Linnocent vomits on a corpse, there will be no photos Posted: 21 Oct 2011 06:11 AM PDT
Another day, another crack catastrophe. In case any of you think that I feel bad or sorry for Lindsay Lohan, I don't. Whatever sympathy I might have had for her because of her sketchy parents or her addiction(s) is long gone. Now I just pray that she doesn't destroy or end innocent people in her shameful spiral of destruction. As we discussed yesterday, Linnocent was turned away at the LA county morgue when she waltzed in 40 minutes late for her training appointment. TMZ points out that when she arrived, she rolled up in her new car, the $80,000 Porsche Panamera. You can see photos and video of her arrival (at the wrong entrance) here. Speaking of, yesterday Linnocent and her rep claimed that her lateness was "due to a combination of not knowing the entrance to go through and confusion caused by the media waiting for her arrival." Well, Assistant Chief Coroner Ed Winter told TMZ that that excuse is made of crack lies, because LL has been to the morgue before, and even if her crack brain is too fried to remember, the Coroner's office "even went out of its way to avoid confusion — giving the actress specific step-by-step directions on where to go." Of course they did. And LL very carefully wrote down the instructions and then rolled up the piece of paper and used it snort a big pile of coke. TMZ also had this "Linnocent is SO FAMOUS, and she worries about her FAME so much" story:
[From TMZ] "No photos" is probably a good rule because many of us would pay to see photos of Linnocent puking on a corpse (that poor corpse). But! "No photos" is a horrible idea because LL will only go places where she thinks she'll be photographed. If she's not being photographed doing something, how does she know that she did it? A few more stories - this is a funny one from Page Six:
[From Page Six] Those Foster the People kids are really cute, but I LOVE that Mark Foster was all "THIS BITCH." Speaking of, Mother Crackhead is trying to get someone to publish her "tell-all" book… about Lindsay!
[From TMZ] I could see some publisher going for the book proposal, giving Mother Crackie an advance, and then Dina never following through. Of course, the publisher would then just hire a ghostwriter and then chaos would ensue. "MOVE THAT MEMOIR, I'M LINDSAY LOHAN!"
Photos courtesy of Fame & WENN. |
| Ashton Kutcher has been cheating on Demi Moore since a month into their marriage Posted: 21 Oct 2011 05:53 AM PDT
Back in 2005, right after Ashton Kutcher married Demi Moore, two guys claimed to have hacked into Ashton’s e-mail and posted what they said were his voicemail messages. You can read the story and hear the messages here, and there’s a very explicit one from a girl describing having sex with Ashton and telling him she’d like to do it again some time and bring a friend along. (That’s the fourth link on the right column on this page.) Ashton’s team dismissed the messages as a hoax, but The National Enquirer’s gossip columnist, Mike Walker, did some homework and was able to verify that at least one of the messages were authentic. That means that the message from the chick describing how she loved blowing Ashton was probably real, and that Ashton was cheating on Demi just a month into their marriage. Here’s the article from the Enquirer, and it’s a little hard to follow but you get the gist:
[From The National Enquirer, print edition, October 31, 2011] So Ashton had an M.O., he’s been doing this for years on the side, and the women we’ve heard from so far are only the ones who have talked. When someone cheats a few years into a relationship, it’s surely devastating to the person that was betrayed but there are ways for the cheater to justify it, as weak as those excuses are. Things like: times were tough, we’ve grown apart over the years, I craved the excitement, etc. The fact that Ashton was cheating on Demi almost from the moment they were married just goes to show that he’s a cheating douche, and that he was going to get his rocks off on the side no matter what was going on in his marriage. I really do feel sorry for Demi now. This makes me wonder how much she knew, too. Did Ashton confess to that one chick who went public last year, and did they go to counseling and work through it? Obviously he didn’t change at all. She needs to realize that the guy is a dog, he was lying to her for years, and that she deserves better. I hope that it’s true that she’s just pretending that she wants to save the relationship and that she’s already checked out, but I doubt it.
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