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- The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.12.12
- Jon Hamm Got Wasted
- Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Are Already Getting Back Together, The Nightmare’s Over
- See? Jessica & Ashlee Simpson Didn’t Choose Sides In Their Parent’s Divorce
- Heidi Klum’s Breasts Will Make It All Better
- And Elmo’s Being Accused of Having Gay Sex With A Minor, This Is The World We Live In
- Justin Bieber’s Probably Dating 19-Year-Old Victoria’s Secret Model Barbara Palvin Already
- Good Morning, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra I Can Totally See, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Monday 11.12.12 Posted: 12 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST        Welcome to Monday’s The Crap We Missed, which is another sizeable chunk of celebrity fuckery, and no, that’s not a euphemism for Jon Hamm‘s penis for once. This platter of sausages, however, that Heidi Klum is holding near her face probably is, because not only is she amazingly hot, but also schooled in the art Read More ... |
| Posted: 12 Nov 2012 12:02 PM PST        “Hat matches my jacket… Pfft…” Apparently Jon Hamm just goes out and gets plastered by himself because here he is wandering around Hollywood Saturday night where he spent the entire time taking an extremely amusing phone call and yelling at no one in particular that his penis is too big to fit in this car. Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez Are Already Getting Back Together, The Nightmare’s Over Posted: 12 Nov 2012 10:58 AM PST        It seems like only this morning we were living in world full of uncertainty and puppet butt sex, but almost like a ray of sunshine fisting it’s way through the clouds comes word that Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez may already be rekindling their love which seems unusual because teenagers almost never break up then Read More ... |
| See? Jessica & Ashlee Simpson Didn’t Choose Sides In Their Parent’s Divorce Posted: 12 Nov 2012 10:10 AM PST        As their parents battle through a nasty divorce that may or may not be because Papa Joe has been gay this whole time (It was.), rumors were circulating that Jessica and Ashlee were choosing sides and not speaking to each other. Except here’s the two of them promoting Jessica’s new clothing line together, so clearly Read More ... |
| Heidi Klum’s Breasts Will Make It All Better Posted: 12 Nov 2012 09:21 AM PST        It’s been a tumultuous morning of love torn asunder and puppets having gay sex with minors (allegedly), so here’s Heidi Klum looking awesome at last night’s MTV EMAs to remind us that there’s still beauty in the world. Also, Taylor Swift did that thing where she actually looks hot and not the same old boring Read More ... |
| And Elmo’s Being Accused of Having Gay Sex With A Minor, This Is The World We Live In Posted: 12 Nov 2012 08:34 AM PST  “Elmo thinks he need lawyer now.” I may have said this in reference to Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, but I’m dead fucking serious this time: Welcome to the exact moment innocence died. Kevin Clash, the man who created Elmo, a character beloved by children everywhere, and whose incredible story of working his way up Read More ... |
| Justin Bieber’s Probably Dating 19-Year-Old Victoria’s Secret Model Barbara Palvin Already Posted: 12 Nov 2012 07:48 AM PST        Friday night the world mourned as news of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez‘s break up shattered any hope of love and optimism for lowly mortals who aren’t cherubs sent down from heaven to bang. But, alas, yon Bieber has already found himself a new angel, almost literally, and it’s 19-year-old Hungarian model Barbara Palvin (above) Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Bra I Can Totally See, And Other News Posted: 12 Nov 2012 06:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - So, what Daniel Day Lewis is saying is, it’s cool to shit all over a senile elderly person as long as it’s done with a charming Irish lilt. Got it. - These girls lost a bunch of weight and would now love for strangers to see them in Read More ... |
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