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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.20.12
- Jessica Biel Already Wants To Act With Justin Timberlake. BAHAHAHAHAHA!
- NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting
- The Day Elmo Quit Sesame Street
- January Jones Is A Brunette Now
- Lindsay Lohan’s Probation’s Being Revoked. Again.
- Mitt Romney Seems To Be Holding Up
- Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.20.12 Posted: 20 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST        “Dear Ke$ha, suck it.” Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed which will be your last one until after the long holiday weekend. Since there’s a distinct possibility that I will die from alcohol poisoning in an attempt to endure multiple family visits might still have a turkey hangover on Monday and I’m a man Read More ... |
| Jessica Biel Already Wants To Act With Justin Timberlake. BAHAHAHAHAHA! Posted: 20 Nov 2012 12:00 PM PST        Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake have barely been married a month and already she wants the two of them to act together because the key to a good marriage is suffocation. Hours upon hours of suffocation. Leave no hope for escape. Via Us Magazine: “I think you have to be very careful about working with Read More ... |
| NBC Tried To Hide Ke$ha’s Butt, Probably Should’ve Been More Concerned With The Fisting Posted: 20 Nov 2012 10:35 AM PST        Because one post about a hand up a butt deserves another – *updates mission statement* – here’s Ke$ha performing on TODAY this morning where NBC wisely decided to hide her fishnet-covered ass cheeks while not-so-wisely neglecting to make sure her stage show doesn’t involve getting fisted by Rufio and the Golden Triangle Brigade. Which should Read More ... |
| The Day Elmo Quit Sesame Street Posted: 20 Nov 2012 09:55 AM PST  “Elmo wonder how long Mr. Kevin wants to keep looking at that high school. Elmo wonder if that’s leee-gal.” Despite his first accuser Sheldon Stephens being dropped by his own attorneys for not having a case, Elmo creator Kevin Clash reportedly paid him $125,000 to issue a statement confessing he lied about the underage gay Read More ... |
| January Jones Is A Brunette Now Posted: 20 Nov 2012 09:14 AM PST |
| Lindsay Lohan’s Probation’s Being Revoked. Again. Posted: 20 Nov 2012 08:29 AM PST        “Alright, alright, I’m here. My mouth’s open. Jesus…” Now that her assistant rolled on her like a rational human being who doesn’t want to take the fall for a ginger baby-flattening device, Lindsay Lohan‘s probation will be revoked once the Santa Monica City Attorney files charges against her for lying to police about who was Read More ... |
| Mitt Romney Seems To Be Holding Up Posted: 20 Nov 2012 07:21 AM PST   “Is that an A&W? I will suck your fucking dick…” reddit user mbk95 captured this pic of an apparently security-less Mitt Romney pumping gas in La Jolla last night where he’s been holed up since the election. But before you go accusing him of looking like a man who just finished axe-murdering his wife in Read More ... |
| Good Morning, Joanna Krupa, And Other News Posted: 20 Nov 2012 06:27 AM PST        - Like I’m supposed to believe Madonna‘s naked breasts aren’t two grinning skulls. C’mon. - Scarlett Johansson‘s new boyfriend looks like a French Zachary Quinto. - Cameron Diaz says every woman wants to be objectified which explains why she transformed into a man for A-Rod. Know your audience, people. - Read More ... |
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