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- The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.14.12
- I Dunno… Needs More Butt Sex
- Snooki’s New Teeth Look Fantastic
- ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Has A New Trailer
- Channing Tatum Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive
- These Teasers For Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Aren’t Helping And Other News
- ELMO’S INNOCENT!
| The Crap We Missed – Wednesday 11.14.12 Posted: 14 Nov 2012 01:00 PM PST        “Honey, would you cover up? Your lady penises are practically falling out of that thing.” – Ryan Seacrest Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed where it appears Gollum actually didn’t get too fucked up by the fires of Mount Doom after all, Jessica Simpson‘s weight loss selfishly robs me of a joke for this Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Nov 2012 11:44 AM PST        Here are the new Rihanna wax statues that Madame Tussauds unveiled in Vegas and LA yesterday, and while they look accurate, I’m not seeing a hole to pour rum into to make them butt sex a whole island village. Also, I’m pretty sure these are just begging Chris Brown to buy them so he can Read More ... |
| Snooki’s New Teeth Look Fantastic Posted: 14 Nov 2012 10:30 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy While MTV’s Jersey Shore is finally uttering its death rattle after this season, The Little Ewok That Could spawn super-AIDS is apparently thriving. Not only is she launching another product tailor-made for that sweet 15 year old prostitute demographic, but she’s also achieved the type of middling wealth that buys cosmetic Read More ... |
| ‘Grand Theft Auto V’ Has A New Trailer Posted: 14 Nov 2012 10:25 AM PST  Here’s the latest trailer for Grand Theft Auto V which apparently lets you play as three characters (Why’s the white guy always gotta be bald? Follicle-ists!) and is five times the size of Red Dead Redemption, GTA IV and San Andreas combined. Or roughly 1/35ths of a Hamm-bone if you want to get all scientific Read More ... |
| Channing Tatum Named People’s Sexiest Man Alive Posted: 14 Nov 2012 08:34 AM PST        Channing Tatum has been named People’s Sexiest Man Alive for 2012 and he’s already responded to the news with his usual “aw shucks” modesty nobody really knows he has because his movies have been terrible until just this year. (Here’s a little experiment: Watch G.I. Joe then 21 Jump Street and the fucking awesome Magic Read More ... |
| These Teasers For Lindsay Lohan’s New Movie Aren’t Helping And Other News Posted: 14 Nov 2012 08:30 AM PST  - Apparently Ben Affleck will show up to anything he’s invited to. “And how!” said Blake Lively‘s vagina. - First Time Chivettes - Janeane Garofalo was married for the past 20 years and had no idea. - And now for the inevitable “WHY NOT BABY GOOSE?!” backlash. - Keira Knightley Read More ... |
| Posted: 14 Nov 2012 06:28 AM PST  “Yay for Elmo! YAAYYYYY!! (Little lower, Timmy.) YAAYYYYY!” On Monday, Sesame Workshop puppeteer and Elmo creator Kevin Clash was accused of having gay sex with a 16-year-old, now twenty-something, who thought it’d be cute to retain the same lawyer as one of Jerry Sandusky‘s victims. Kevin immediately denied the accusations and took a voluntary leave Read More ... |
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