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- Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie do ‘Moneyball’ premiere in Tokyo: hot or meh?
- The Duggars defend new pregancy, say they spend time with their kids
- Blake Lively versus Zoe Kravitz: which of Penn Badgely’s girls looked better?
- Kris Humphries really was blindsided & he refuses to sign the divorce papers
- Is Mariah Yeater telling the truth or is she a whack job out for money and attention?
- Christina Aguilera’s drunk appearance of the week: how puffy does she look?
- Mariah Carey has lost 30 to 70 pounds on Jenny Craig, does 1500 calories a day
- Nicole Richie shows off her implants in Antonio Berardi: cute or busted?
- Brett Ratner resigns as Oscar producer after making a gay slur
- Jennifer Garner: Rachel Zoe won’t let me wear maternity clothes!
Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie do ‘Moneyball’ premiere in Tokyo: hot or meh? Posted: 09 Nov 2011 08:22 AM PST Angelina in COLOR. Dear God, is the end nigh? These are photos from the Tokyo, Japan premiere of Moneyball. I saw Moneyball and really, really liked it, and I'm not even a baseball person. The Japanese like baseball, though. Right? I mean, I'm not trying to generalize about an entire nation, but baseball is a popular sport over there, correct? I believe it is, so I imagine they'll like the film. Anyway, Angelina is wearing this RED(!!!!!!!) dress. I can't find the designer ID, but I suspect it's L'Wren Scott, just because of the way the bust is cut - that's the way L'Wren does it, and Angelina has worn similar L'Wren dresses and gowns before. She does well in L'Wren (and Versace). I wish she would wear sexy, well-cut dresses like this more often. I wish she would wear color more often too. She also looks like she's put on a little bit of much-needed weight. Her boobs look great, and her midsection looks a bit fuller. Her arms are still pretty bony though. Also: RED LIPS. Goodness. As for Brad… Jeez, look how long his hair is. Is this his new thing? Growing out body, facial or head hair randomly? His hair was longish a few months ago when he was filming World War Z in Scotland and England, and I believe he's still filming that interminable sci-fi film still, now in Budapest. I think the difference in hair length will probably be justified because the film moves back and forth in time. Maybe long-haired Brad is the super-future Brad. I don't know. I kind of like him with longer hair. |
The Duggars defend new pregancy, say they spend time with their kids Posted: 09 Nov 2011 08:00 AM PST
[From People] Michelle is not fulfilled unless she’s pregnant or currently has a baby under one. It makes me wonder if she’ll have some sort of breakdown after menopause, or if she’ll finally start to pay attention to her older kids. Maybe she’ll become more self-centered and get a new hairstyle for once. As I’ve said before, I do hope that this pregnancy is a healthy one for her. I just hope it’s her last. She surely doesn’t feel that way. All photos are from The Duggar Family website, where you can learn all about creationism. |
Blake Lively versus Zoe Kravitz: which of Penn Badgely’s girls looked better? Posted: 09 Nov 2011 07:59 AM PST These are photos from last night's launch of Versace's collection for H&M. It got a pretty good turnout, with Blake Lively being one of the bigger names there. This is the Blake that we got to know when she was dating Penn Badgley - the famous Boobs Legsy, the girl who would jack up her (fake?) boobs to high heaven and then add a nonexistent mini-skirt. I mean, I actually like this outfit, and I hope Blake continues to dress like this because it's her "thing" - it's her "signature". She lives to show off her body. She didn't do it as much when she was dating Leonardo DiCaprio, and I get the feeling that Ryan Reynolds has a weird effect on his ladies - something about the GerbilDong makes them want to cover up and de-sexify. But here's hoping that Blake's snooze fest relationship with Ryan doesn't end up badly like ScarJo's. Also there: Blake's ex's new girlfriend, Zoe Kravitz. Penn Badgley wasn't there, unfortunately, because I would have loved to have seen that. But I think Penn and Blake are still friendly-ish. So maybe it wouldn't have been drama. Still, if you're Penn's current girl and you're looking at his former girl with all of her boobs and legs on display, wouldn't you have wanted to look better than this? I despise her baby-bangs-trauma too. And here's Jessica Alba looking rough and Emma Roberts, who I thought looked like a crackhead in this outfit. |
Kris Humphries really was blindsided & he refuses to sign the divorce papers Posted: 09 Nov 2011 07:29 AM PST Time for today's stories in the ongoing Kardashian-Humphries Saga For The Ages. In today's episode, Kris Humphries's dad William gives an exclusive interview to Life & Style, for the cover story in which Kim Kardashian is apparently being called out for her disastrous plan to profit from a tacky wedding and then divorce the man that she barely even liked. Still, Kris seems slightly sympathetic here.
[From Life & Style & Hollywood Life] According to Hollywood Life, Kim's reason for visiting Minnesota was not in any way about a reconciliation either. Their source says, "Kim visited Kris so that he wouldn't talk to the press. She was making sure that he wouldn't do 'anything stupid' and 'law low' and not talk to any media outlets about their relationship. She seems more about controlling how her brand is affected than reconciling the relationship." Apparently, they weren't even left alone for one moment during the trip either. Meanwhile, OK! Magazine is still trying to make Reggie and Kim happen all over again. I don't think Reggie is interested at the moment (he issued a statement saying that he had no plans to see her), but you never know… I actually think they might have a chance at reconciling - even more so than Kim and Kris.
[From OK! Magazine] So, basically, according to this story the whole Kris Humphries thing was just an epic plot to win Reggie back. Sort of. And it sort of worked. I'm telling you - even though Reggie probably doesn't want to be seen this way, I think he probably would give Kim another chance. He's dating a girl who looks just like her, for the love of God. |
Is Mariah Yeater telling the truth or is she a whack job out for money and attention? Posted: 09 Nov 2011 07:10 AM PST
Eyes pointed out that Yeater never stated in that first interview that she tried to contact Bieber’s people first. When she was asked directly about this, (at :50 in the video above) she was very cagey. She was asked “When you tried to contact Justin’s people, what was their reaction?” She scrunched up her face and said “No contact. I didn’t. Nothing. I heard nothing.” She didn’t what? If someone asked you that question, and you had tried and tried to tell someone that you had their baby, wouldn’t you say something like “They didn’t get back to me and we sent them three letters and called them over ten times?” Like that’s something you would definitely know and be frustrated about. Then she was asked “When you left the Staples center, what did you say to your mom? What did you tell her?” Yeater waited a few seconds before saying “I told her everything.” Well, where was her mom when she was screwing Justin Bieber in the bathroom? That’s a detail she left out of her story. When she was asked what her mom thought about this story, she couldn’t even give an answer. At about 1:30 into the video, she was asked about a paternity suit she filed against her ex boyfriend, John Terranova, last year. I don’t think this the paternity suit detail is accurate per se, I just think that John’s grandmother said Yeater accused John of being the father. We also know Yeater was arrested after confronting Terranova over paternity and allegedly slapping him. Instead of denying that story, Yeater just said “no comment” at first and later “OK,” like “OK,” I did it and I can’t deny it. It was very strange. Then she covered her face with her hand. When she was asked about what other things might be dug up about her past during the course of this lawsuit, she gave a rambling and weak response. “No one’s past should matter on a future situation or… anything of that matter. I’ve seen, I’ve heard other celebrities’ problem, whatever. It scares me because I’ve seen nothing yet. People can be ruthless.” Given Bieber’s glib response to this, I initially thought that he was just blowing this woman off. Now that I’ve seen her full interview, she seems like a whack job who is making this story up. We’ll see, though. If she is lying, I hope Bieber’s people sue her for every dime she made doing interviews and selling baby photos. Oh and props to The Insider people for editing this interview and releasing it in two parts to make her seem credible at first. |
Christina Aguilera’s drunk appearance of the week: how puffy does she look? Posted: 09 Nov 2011 06:55 AM PST Dear God, how terrible does Christina Aguilera look? A few weeks ago, I noted that Christina was looking a bit better after a series of really awful public appearances, including her uncomfortably bad showing at the Michael Jackson Tribute concert in Wales. Christina seemed to "get" that she needed to stop the boozing and actually ease up on the drag queen makeup - or so I hoped. But her appearance last night at "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim Launch Party" just shows that with X-Tina, it's one step forward, ten drunken stumbles back. There's not even anything I can find to compliment in this look. Her makeup is terrible. Her wiglet is completely busted. She looks like the puffy alcoholic she is. The outfit, while terrible, does seem to do its best at hiding some of Christina's problem areas, though. The jacket is Versace, and the shirt is Alexander McQueen. The Mail notes that this video game launch isn't really Christina's scene, which… makes sense, I guess. She probably just came for the booze. And maybe she thought it would be a fun "date night" with her lover and kept man, Matt Rutler. They were even making out on the red carpet too. These photos are both gross and hilarious. I love the faces Rutler makes when Christina is trying to kiss him. He must be like, "UGH, this drag queen wants to fondle me again. Now I'm going to be smeared with clown makeup for the rest of the night." Of course, Rutler looks drunk too. They probably shared a bottle of whiskey before their "date night". |
Mariah Carey has lost 30 to 70 pounds on Jenny Craig, does 1500 calories a day Posted: 09 Nov 2011 06:29 AM PST Do you know how much I hate talking about diets? I really do. Maybe it's because I don't have the kind of willpower to follow Atkins or The Zone or whatever juice craze or whatever, or maybe it's just because I think it's a stupid subject to discuss in detail. I'm just not one of those girls who can talk about diets endlessly. But I'm not Mariah Carey. Mariah can talk about diets for a really long time. Now. She couldn't before, because she was on fertility treatments and she had gained weight and kept it on for more than a year before she got pregnant with twins Roc & Roe. Now that she's given birth and spent the last six months getting back into shape, and she wants to tell us all about it. She covers the new issue of Us Weekly, plus she appeared on yesterday's Rosie O'Donnell show. There's some mixed messaging happening here, but first, here's Us Weekly's cover excerpt:
[From Us Weekly] 30 pounds? I love Mariah, but bitch please. She's lost a lot more than 30 pounds, because I remember how heavy she was before and during her pregnancy. Mariah kind of knows it too, because she changed the number when she was on Rosie's show, although she has a good reason - she had edema, and she claims she had 40 pounds of water weight.
[From People] OK, she sounds healthy. I like that Mariah's not too fancy to do Jenny Craig, but I still think there are some funny numbers going on with the actual weight loss versus water retention. Also: you know how I hate to talk about medical stuff because I can actually feel that stuff happening to me because I'm such a crazy hypochondriac and an easy mark for the power of medical persuasion? Well, I looked up Edema (here) and it sounds way more serious than what Mariah is talking about. It's a serious medical condition, not just something you pee out in a week. In any case, I think Mariah probably has lost close to 70 pounds in total, but I don't buy her breakdown of regular weight to water weight. And I love that she doesn't weight herself either - neither do I, because, in my mind, my mega-boobs always skew the number. Shut up. Here are some pics of Mariah before and during her pregnancy. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame & Dembabies.com. |
Nicole Richie shows off her implants in Antonio Berardi: cute or busted? Posted: 09 Nov 2011 05:29 AM PST I think we generally have to give Nicole Richie a lot of credit for turning her life around. I mean, at one point she was as annoying (or even more so) than Paris Hilton. But she managed to get clean and become a wife and mother and have a seemingly stable life and now she's a productive member of society, and people root for her and actually like her. But besides all of that, I think we should also give Nicole credit for knowing her own body and for understanding what looks good on her. Yes, I get tired of the hippie crap and the boho trend is over. But when Nicole really tries, she looks great. So it was at the ACE Awards two nights ago. Nicole was there, she was wearing this sleek, pretty, clean Antonio Berardi gown, and she was showing off her recent breast implants. This is the first good look I've had at them in a low-cut gown, and I have to say… they look really good. These are wonky, mismatched LeAnn Rimes-style bolt-ons. Nicole's implants look appropriate on her frame and she went for a modest size. I'm thinking she's a B-cup now, which is probably close to what she was before she had her babies and nursed her boobs away (that was the reasoning Nicole gave to friends). I also think she's darkened her blonde, right? It was a rather garish "California blonde" but it's looking darker these days. I'm still not loving the too-long bangs, but it looks like she's trying to grow them out. *fingers crossed* |
Brett Ratner resigns as Oscar producer after making a gay slur Posted: 09 Nov 2011 05:21 AM PST First of all: LOOK AT HIS FEET. Brett Ratner has tiny, delicate little feet, right? Yikes. That does not bode well. Anyway, you know how Brett Ratner made some rather disgusting comments about Olivia Munn? He said stuff like, "She wasn't Asian back then… I banged her a few times … but I forgot her." And, "She made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And my shortcomings. She talked about my shortcomings. I get it. She's bitter." Then Brett tried to take it back, apologizing, calling Olivia a "friend" and saying, "She's actually talented. The problem is I made her look like she's a whore." Well, good news. Brett has gotten a pass for all of that. It seems like Hollywood in general doesn't care if a Hollywood director disrespects and says nasty things about a young actress (probably because that actress said nasty things about the director too). They only care when the director says something like, "Rehearsal is for f-gs." THAT comment will get you in hot water. That's what Brett said last week, and he tried to apologize for it, but now he's had to resign from producing the next Oscar telecast.
[From The Los Angeles Times] Well, he fell on his sword with grace at least. I think he made the right decision for his longterm career - he totally could have bullied his way past the critics and fought and won his way to producing the Oscar telecast, but he would have been the focus rather than the actual awards, and the controversy would probably have gotten dragged out for months. It's smart that he knew that his best option was to step aside, and now people will say, "Did he really have to step aside? Didn't we hire him to bring in a younger audience? Couldn't this have been a teachable moment?" Which is a better place to be in if you're Brett Ratner. |
Jennifer Garner: Rachel Zoe won’t let me wear maternity clothes! Posted: 09 Nov 2011 04:32 AM PST If you've been watching The Rachel Zoe Project for long enough, you get to know how Rachel works with some of her bigger clients. Most of the big names don't actually want to appear on the show, but Rachel must have worn some of them down, because many end up doing at least one appearance. You get an idea of these celebrities not only from their brief appearances, but by how Rachel and her staff talk about the clients. Like, Zoe Saldana comes across as a know-it-all pill who thinks she can pull off anything straight from the runway. Kate Hudson seems flaky and self-absorbed, and she and Rachel have a very sycophantic relationship. Johnny Weir is always fabulous, and he can work stilettos better than most women. Demi Moore is a demanding perfectionist about her "look". Cameron Diaz wants what no one else has, and Rachel will do anything to get it for her. Quite honestly, Jennifer Garner comes across the best out of all of Zoe's clients. I may hate Garner's casual style - which I'm guessing she does herself - but on red carpets, Jennifer pretty much just wears what Rachel tells her to wear, and she can look decent/good to great. Garner even did a sit-down interview once for TRZP, and she admitted that she really doesn't know much about fashion, but whatever she's learned, she's learned at Rachel Zoe's feet. I get the feeling that Zoe pushes Garner to wear more vintage, to really pour on the glamour for big occasions, and to go with big designers like Oscar de la Renta and Valentino instead of experimenting with lesser-known labels. Anyway, now I know something else about Rachel Zoe's relationship with Garner - Jennifer claims that Rachel won't let her wear maternity clothes. Rough!
[From Us Weekly] So I'm guessing that the wrinkled Lanvin is not maternity-wear? Ugh. On one side, I understand that Rachel is just trying to ensure that her client have the best styles available to her and maybe Rachel is taking this as a personal challenge to find great clothes that will work as maternity-wear. On the other side, it feels like Rachel expects every girl she works with to starve, even when they're pregnant. Rough. |
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