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- The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.11
- Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian Fat, Stupid
- Jennifer Love Hewitt Got Dumped Again
- Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Are Still Doing It
- Jessica Simpson Told To Stop Eating Junk Food, Will Probably Die
- We Get It, Lady GaGa. You Have a Mommy And a Daddy Part.
- Leonardo DiCaprio Bangs This and Other News
- Justin Bieber Took The DNA Test
- Katy Perry Denies Pregnancy, Confirms Entirely Letting Herself Go
- Psst, Reese Witherspoon. Barn Door’s Open.
| The Crap We Missed – Tuesday 11.22.11 Posted: 22 Nov 2011 01:55 PM PST        Welcome to Tuesday’s The Crap We Missed featuring AHH! JESUS CHRIST!; Oh, good, Charlie Sheen‘s a samurai now and Hey, everybody, I found Amy Winehouse. She was wearing a wig the whole time. If Chris Brown hits this (Sexually, mind you. Not how he says “Hello.”) there is no God in Heaven, - The Superficial Read More ...  |
| Kris Humphries Called Kim Kardashian Fat, Stupid Posted: 22 Nov 2011 12:57 PM PST        Let me just preface this post by saying absolutely nothing you’re about to read happened. Not a goddamn thing. Entirely horseshit. Us Weekly reports: After lavishly tying the knot Aug. 20, Kardashian’s hubby soaked up the perks of being married to one of the most successful reality stars ever — staying out late at clubs Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Love Hewitt Got Dumped Again Posted: 22 Nov 2011 12:12 PM PST        Oh, good, Pinkberry. That’ll break the cycle. Jennifer Love Hewitt drowns her emotions in ice cream and carries around three preselected engagement rings so you don’t propose to her the wrong way, so finding out she got dumped by another boyfriend leaves me nothing short of baffled. She’s exactly what men want in a woman! Read More ...  |
| Jennifer Lopez & Marc Anthony Are Still Doing It Posted: 22 Nov 2011 11:01 AM PST        Despite a very messy and public divorce where Jennifer Lopez‘s people immediately started trashing Marc Anthony in the press, the two of them recently hooked up at a Puerto Rican hotel while filming their talent competition show. Probably because Marc Anthony reportedly has a giant penis which I forgot to post about, so just take Read More ...  |
| Jessica Simpson Told To Stop Eating Junk Food, Will Probably Die Posted: 22 Nov 2011 09:54 AM PST        When you’re pregnant, the amount of things that can go wrong are so terrifying and depressing that to mention them here would kill all the jokes I’m going to make about Jessica Simpson suffering through what has to be the worst possible news she could hear during her pregnancy. Via Hollybaby: er pregnancy has been Read More ...  |
| We Get It, Lady GaGa. You Have a Mommy And a Daddy Part. Posted: 22 Nov 2011 09:04 AM PST        While Reese Witherspoon predictably took the boring, vanilla approach to (almost) flashing her subterranean lair, Lady GaGa, of course, went the exact opposite direction and presented International Emmys with hers. Because nothing says excellence in trans-continental broadcast than a gold statue hovering next to grab bag of sex organs. Will the penis shake your hand, Read More ...  |
| Leonardo DiCaprio Bangs This and Other News Posted: 22 Nov 2011 09:00 AM PST        Posted by Photo Boy - Chelsea Handler proves that women will get jealous over other people’s shitty marriages. I’m as shocked as you are. (I’m not.) - Lindsay Lohan probably wasn’t the best choice for a baby-sitter. - Katherine Heigl‘s bitch-face had a pair of friendlies underneath this time. - Read More ...  |
| Justin Bieber Took The DNA Test Posted: 22 Nov 2011 08:03 AM PST        Seen here wearing pink underwear while taking Selena Gomez to a romantic lunch at IHOP yesterday – God, this kid has moves. – Justin Bieber has graciously supplied a lab with his DNA, last seen glowing maplely in a Petri dish before feeding 5,000 people pancakes with smiley faces just the way you like ‘em, Read More ...  |
| Katy Perry Denies Pregnancy, Confirms Entirely Letting Herself Go Posted: 22 Nov 2011 07:11 AM PST        Katy Perry wants to clear up all those pregnancy rumors I like to believe I started because The Superficial is the preferred news source of Air Force One. (Made-up fact. Or so the government wants you to think…) So, here she is making sure everyone knows she’s stuffing her face full of booze and Taco Read More ...  |
| Psst, Reese Witherspoon. Barn Door’s Open. Posted: 22 Nov 2011 06:36 AM PST        You know who unzips pants all the time? Babies. Here’s Reese Witherspoon leaving Brentwood Country Mart yesterday where my keen investigative skills inform me she peed at some point and forgot to zip her pants. Don’t ask me how I know, but let’s agree less-educated cultures would deem me a powerful wizard. (Mornin’, the south.) Read More ...  |
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