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• Angelina Jolie had a “complete emotional breakdown” while directing
• Jessica Simpson quits her Lamaze classes and schedules a c-section
• Kristen Stewart named the new face of Balenciaga perfume: smart move?
• Diane Kruger and the ladies in yellow: a little bit of summer or too much?
• J.Lo’s kids call her bought and paid for boy toy “Daddy Casper”
• Khloe Kardashian’s paternity drama continues, plus Lamar went to a strip club
• Brad Pitt went solo to the Critics Choice: where was Angelina Jolie?
• Vanessa Paradis is worried that Johnny Depp has fallen for Eva Green
• Critics Choice Fashion: Stacy Keibler & George Clooney, glamorous in Armani?
• Chris Martin freaked out when Gwyneth wore jewelry given to her by Brad Pitt

Angelina Jolie had a “complete emotional breakdown” while directing Posted: 13 Jan 2012 08:57 AM PST While I was sitting around last night, preparing for a Jolie-Pitt-Fassbender extravaganza at the Critics Choice Awards, Angelina was sizing up Fassy's beast preparing for her LIVE video web chat in which regular people got to ask her questions. I haven't watched but a few minutes of it, but it seems rather budget and cute. Angelina fielded questions about In the Land of Honey for the most part, and she talked about having a breakdown while directing: Even Angelina Jolie has her doubts. During a live video web chat with Marie Claire Thursday, the 36-year-old revealed that she had a “complete meltdown” before production began on her directorial debut, In the Land of Blood and Honey. “I had a complete emotional breakdown in the shower and Brad [Pitt] found me crying,” Jolie revealed. “I felt this huge responsibility and I felt very small. ‘Who am I to take this on?’” The mother of six and UN Goodwill Ambassador admitted she’s still somewhat uncomfortable with her sudden career change. “I didn’t plan to become a director, and I still have trouble saying I’m a director,” Jolie explained. “I just wanted to tell this story and I ended up by default being the director,” the Oscar winner said. “It was a pleasure, but I wonder if it would be a pleasure with another cast and crew, and a subject matter that wasn’t so special.” When talking about the Bosnian War, she said: "I knew very little, like most Americans. I was 17 so I wasn’t very focused. I was my own form of self-destructive, and it was a bad time… I was a punk… you don’t imagine you could ever be a role model." The subject matter, which is close to her heart, has helped her to realize the importance of teaching her children certain values. When asked by a fan what lessons she wished to pass onto her children, the actress said ‘compassion and respect’. She said: "I want my children to be aware of the world around them and have respect for all people around the world. From the nature of the make-up of my family, they learn a lot about each other. They don't see this divide which is dangerous." Jolie’s film, In the Land of Blood and Honey, is nominated for a Golden Globe. She and Pitt, 48, are scheduled to attend the ceremony together on Sunday. [From The Mail & Us Weekly] So… you know what this means for next week's tabloid covers. BREAKDOWN: Brad finds Angelina distraught. Angie says: "I won't leave the shower until you leave Aniston!!!" And of course: Brad Finds Angelina In TEARS. Aniston Drunk Again. Here's the part where it seems like Maddox has asked Angelina a question: I think this is the full live stream: partnershub on livestream.com. Broadcast Live Free PS… Seriously, why isn't she boning Fassy? Photos courtesy of Fame.

Jessica Simpson quits her Lamaze classes and schedules a c-section Posted: 13 Jan 2012 08:51 AM PST This story is in In Touch, so who knows if it’s true, but I wouldn’t be surprised. They’re claiming that Jessica Simpson was enrolled in Lamaze classes to prepare for the birth of her baby in April (I still can’t believe she’s only six months along) but that she dropped out and scheduled a c-section. Jessica’s sister Ashlee was in labor for 3 days, which In Touch claims heavily influenced Jessica’s decision to say “screw it” and not bother trying for a natural birth. Jessica Simpson has dropped out of… Lamaze… She was taking the classes with her fiance, Eric Johnson, but after a few lessons, she decided to skip natural childbirth and schedule a C-section instead. Jessica’s younger sister, Ashlee, was in labor for nearly three days, and going through the Lamaze classes reminded Jessica, 31, of what Ashlee endured. “Jessica can’t wait to become a mother, but she quickly decided that giving birth the old-fashioned way just wasn’t for her. So she is planning a C-section in late April,” a friend says. “She’s already booked a $2,800 suite at Cedars-Sinai hospital in LA.” [From In Touch, print edition, January 23, 2012] I’ve mentioned before that I had my son in a birth center without medication, but I did it due to a fear of doctors and hospitals, not for any noble reason. My husband and I took Bradley Method classes, and I dropped out about 1/2 way through as the classes were boring and I totally thought I had it down. I was so wrong. Labor was calm and fine for me, but when I got to the pushing part I was unprepared for what a total bitch it was. I never should have ditched those classes. Maybe Jess saw some birthing videos or read some materials in class that made her realize it wasn’t for her. To each their own when it comes to such a personal matter and I don’t blame her. She didn’t go into it thinking she was too posh to push, she just realized it before it was down to the wire. Also, people may think that a $2,800 suite is excessive, and it very well may be. The birthing center I went to cost $5,000, but that included everything and my insurance covered it. That’s just for the birth and 12 hours of convalescing. They don’t even have a doctor there, it’s all midwives. After 12 hours they kick you out, but a midwife came to visit me at home the next day to make sure that the baby and I were fine. If you have an emergency during delivery they just transfer you to the hospital next door. It’s expensive to have a baby. Jessica is shown on 1-6-12 and 12-3-11, credit: WENN.com and KM/FameFlynet Pictures

Kristen Stewart named the new face of Balenciaga perfume: smart move? Posted: 13 Jan 2012 08:17 AM PST I talk a lot of smack about Kristen Stewart, some of which she deserves, some of it she might not. But at the end of the day, I do think she's a pretty girl, and I think she's making some interesting career moves. This one took me by surprise, though – Kristen was just named the new face of Balenciaga's fragrance for women. K-Stew will the the official lip-biter for a perfume! This is her first endorsement deal – apart from all of the Twilight crap, of course – and Balenciaga is an interesting choice for her. I think if Kristen had been brought in to work with a more mainstream company like, say, Lancome, there would be a backlash, just as there was with Emma Watson and her Justin Bieber haircut. But to sign on to front a perfume for the not-so-mainstream Balenciaga? It's a surprisingly smart move. Last year, Kristen Stewart’s fans watched her transform from a grungy tomboy to a glamorous style star who rocked gorgeous gowns on the red carpet and posed for the covers of W and Vogue. And the 21-year-old Twilight star just landed her first high profile fashion gig as the face of the newest Balenciaga fragrance for women. “Balenciaga has always stood out to me,” Stewart told WWD. “Even when I first began to consider fashion and admittedly rarely knew the brand I was wearing, I always recognized and loved Balenciaga. It feels full circle to be involved with something that spoke to me then and of course continues to excite me now. The brand is just cool. That’s the way it is. I feel drawn to it. It provokes on a number of levels. It isn’t afraid or contrived. It hits a very cool balance, always. Always pretty undeniable.” The fragrance campaign is expected to be launched this fall. In the meantime, Stewart is enjoying some rare downtime after shooting three films in 2011 (On the Road, Snow White and the Huntsman and The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2). [From Us Weekly] We get it, honey. It's COOL. You would never associate with anything less than COOL. Damn, do you remember what that was like? I remember being, oh… 15 years old. And everything was about being cool. You would just die if you ever did anything uncool. Coolness was the ultimate goal in life. And Kristen's bringing that hipster cred (for real?) to Balenciaga. I'm including the Snow White & the Huntsman trailer again, just because I think this was another smart move for K-Stew, career-wise. I'm actually looking forward to seeing this. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Diane Kruger and the ladies in yellow: a little bit of summer or too much? Posted: 13 Jan 2012 07:45 AM PST Strangely enough, there was plenty of yellow to be found last night at the Critics Choice Awards. It seems like an odd choice for January, and most of it was overdone to the max. First, we have Diane Kruger in a rare red carpet miss. Diane can usually wear anything and look like Aphrodite incarnate, but this yellowish Grecian Prada gown was just terrible. Overall, the dress would’ve looked better in a solid color instead of pairing a lighter yellow with darker painter stripes along the sides of the skirt. And the blue grey tone of the rest of the dress with the built-in bra cups? Oh, Diane. Then she chose to accessorize with hot pink lipstick and a matching Prada clutch. I’m really not sure what happened here, but it’s like Diane really went out of her way to look bad. Maybe she lost a bedroom-oriented bet with Joshua Jackson? I need to believe that to justify the existence of this dress. Also, the purposely messy hair was a bit too messy and the hot pink color makes her lips look extremely tiny. Not good. Elizabeth Olsen (nominated for Best Actress in Martha Marcy May Marlene) faired slightly better with a short Emilio Pucci dress. Lizzie has a bit of difficulty dressing to her body type, and this dress (like many of her other choices) makes her look slightly hippy. Yet she’s showing off great legs, and the hair is just right. And of course, once Lizzie flashed her fabulous smile, all was forgiven. Finally, Elle Fanning (who was up for Best Young Actor/Actress in Super 8) emphasized her youth with a whimsical Rodarte dress. Elle is still so young, so she gets a pass for wearing daisies (or are those sunflowers?) on the red carpet. Still, Elle really should’ve put her hair in a messy updo instead of letting it hang all over the place. She’s got plenty of time to learn though. Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN

J.Lo’s kids call her bought and paid for boy toy “Daddy Casper” Posted: 13 Jan 2012 07:39 AM PST We’ve heard plenty of stories that Jennifer Lopez’s estranged husband Marc Anthony doesn’t want her 24 year-old boyfriend, Casper Smart, around their nearly four year-old twins. There were photos of Casper horsing around with the twins while on vacation in Hawaii that were said to particularly enrage Marc. We’ve also heard that Marc refuses to let Casper, who Was convicted of drag racing, drive with his kids in the car. Well if this latest story is true it obviously bugs Marc more than all of that. The twins supposedly call Casper “Daddy Casper” even when he’s not around. You would think that “hermano” would be a more natural name for him. Marc Anthony exploded in a fit of rage after his kids called Jennifer Lopez’s much-younger new boyfriend “Daddy”! While staying with their famous father recently, Marc and Jennifer’s 3-year-old twins, Emme and Max, referred to J.Lo’s 24-year-old backup dancer beau, Casper Smart, as “Daddy Casper,” say sources. An enraged Marc immediately called Jennifer and blasted her, telling her that if she didn’t fix the situation pronto, he was going to let the kids call his new girlfriend, 24-year-old Venezuelan model Shannon De Lima, “Mommy Shannon”!… “Marc mockingly told Jennifer that if Casper wants to be called ‘Daddy,’ he needs to start acting like it and pay some of their children’s expenses instead of just sponging off of her! “Jennifer freaked out and told Marc he was childish, but she promised to correct the situation.” [From The National Enquirer, print edition, January 23, 2012] Isn’t that ripe that they’re both dating 24 year-olds? Casper is paying expenses now, he’s paying them out of the $10,000 a week allowance J.Lo gives him. Kids that age often get names confused. This probably pisses off Marc immensely, but that doesn’t mean the kids actually think of Casper as their dad. My son sometimes accidentally calls me “grandma” right after he’s been hanging out with her. When he was around Lopez’s twins’ age, he called an older man who was babysitting him “opa” (grandpa in German) because he didn’t know what else to call him. I explained it to him later. The thing that makes the difference, though, is that Casper and Jennifer encourage the kids to call him “Daddy Casper.” Jennifer has only been going out with that man child a few weeks. She shouldn’t have even introduced him to her kids yet, and having them call him “daddy” is just ridiculous. Marc has every right to be upset, but he’s as much of an ass as J.Lo if he retaliates by having them call his latest girlfriend “mommy.” Jennifer Lopez is shown out with Max on 1-8-12. She’s shown with Casper on 12-18-11. Credit: Fame. Marc is shown performing in Miami on 9-16-11. Credit: Johnny Louis/WENN.com

Khloe Kardashian’s paternity drama continues, plus Lamar went to a strip club Posted: 13 Jan 2012 07:32 AM PST As we discussed a few days ago, Star Magazine and Radar are running a series of reports about Khloe Kardashian's mysterious paternity. Khloe's acknowledged father was the late Robert Kardashian, who remarried twice after he and Kris Jenner split up. Both of Robert's ex-wives tell the same story – that Khloe has known all along that she wasn't Robert's biological daughter, and that Robert knew as well, but that he loved and adored Khloe anyway and accepted her as his own daughter. Well, there are new details. First, Kris Jenner went on GMA and when asked about the controversy, she said, "It just gets weirder and weirder: I have never heard such crap in my life. I mean, I was there! I gave birth, I know who the dad was." Radar points out: "Interestingly, Kris didn't get specific as to who the dad was!" Khloe seems to have directed her anger towards Robert's ex-wives, taking to Twitter to write: "The audacity you have to mention my father's name like this! Should be ashamed of urself! I let a lot of things slide but this one is really low… YOU ARE DISGUSTING! (yes you know who YOU are).” But! The ex-wives are sticking by their stories, and Khloe might take a paternity test, for real: The controversy continues to intensify over Khloe’s true paternity with neither side backing down. While Kris Jenner was on GMA denying Star magazine's exclusive report quoting Robert Kardashian's ex-wife and widow, Jan Ashley and Ellen Kardashian respectively, the women are standing firm behind their claims. Television cameras from E! are currently filming Khloe and Lamar Odom’s move to Dallas, but Khloe is currently not planning to take another DNA during the upcoming season of their spin-off show. “Khloe doesn’t want to dignify her step-monster’s claims by giving them that much power over the decisions she makes in her life," a source close to the family tells RadarOnline.com. "Khloe took the test the first time on her own terms, and she did it to prove that she was a Kardashian. Khloe feels she took it once, and it’s a closed matter. Khloe and Kris Jenner have talked about whether or not she should take another test, this time including one of her Kardashian siblings because her father is dead. However, Khloe is steadfast that Robert Kardashian is her biological father, and Kris supports her decision." As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Khloe has spent years wondering if she is really a Kardashian and even made it part of her TV show, by taking a DNA test. But, there was one major flaw — she only tested the maternity with her mother and did no paternity test to prove that Robert Kardashian is her father. In April 2009, an episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians aired in which Khloe wanted to prove once and for all she was not adopted, so she took a DNA test. But interestingly, she compared her DNA only to her mother's, not Robert's or her siblings, which could have proven conclusively that Robert was not her biological father. And, as RadarOnline.com previously reported, Robert Kardashian’s ex-wife, and widow BOTH claim that he told them Khloe wasn’t his biological daughter. “Khloe is not his kid — he told me that after we got married,” Jan Ashley, 63, the woman who married Robert after Kris Jenner, revealed to Star magazine. “He just kind of looked at me and said [it] like it was a matter of fact. He said, ‘Well, you know that Khloe’s not really a Kardashian, don’t you?’ And I said…’OK,’ and that was it.” Ellen Kardashian, 63, married Robert in 2003 just two months before his death, after dating for nearly six years — and she has also come forward after eight years of silence to “tell the truth” about the Kardashian family. “Khloe brought it up all the time,” Ellen told Star. “She looked nothing like the rest. She was tall, had a different shape, light hair, curly hair. Didn’t look anything like the other three children.” Ellen claims Robert told her that he and Kris weren’t even sleeping together at the time Khloe was conceived. Reports surfaced Wednesday, claiming Robert has spoken about the true paternity of Khloe "from beyond the grave" after a web site posted divorce papers in which Kardashian declared he had four biological children. However, Ellen says Robert always treated Khloe as his own child and would never have referred to her, or treated her, any differently. “He never would have considered a DNA test,” she told Star. “He loved her very much.” Meanwhile, "Khloe just wants these women to shut-up and go away," the source says. "She is focused on getting settled into her new life with Lamar, who has been her rock as always during these past few days. Khloe will be heading back to Los Angeles this weekend, with Lamar, because the Lakers are playing his new team, the Dallas Mavericks on Monday. She just wants to spend time with her family, and go to the game, period." [From Radar] Meanwhile, there's even more bad news for Khloe! Radar reports that her husband, Lamar Odom, had a "wild night" with some strippers last weekend: Khloe Kardashian’s week from hell has taken another dramatic turn. The 27-year-old reality star’s husband of more than two years, Dallas Mavericks star Lamar Odom, had a wild night with strippers at a notorious Washington D.C. strip club on January 8, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. Multiple eyewitnesses have told RadarOnline.com that Odom dropped hundreds of dollars on dancers and at one point was sprawled out in a dimly lit corner of Stadium Club strip club, a venue that bills itself as a “five star dining and premier gentleman’s club experience.” “Strippers were grinding on him,” the onlooker said in an exclusive interview. He attended the seedy club with Mavericks’ teammates Shawn Marion and Delonte West in the hours before the 2011 NBA champions were honored by President Barack Obama in a ceremony at the White House on January 9. Another club-goer told RadarOnline.com: “Lamar looked to have about 500 one dollar bills in his hand and he gave all of the money to the dancers through-out the night. He made sure the girls were well taken care of. He was throwing money at the women.” At one point, the eyewitness said Odom, 32, even went into a private room with one stripper who was a “Khloe look-a-like!” “That’s where the VIPs go when they don’t want to be seen publicly with a stripper,” the source at the venue said. “Lamar disappeared into the back of the venue where the private rooms are. He was there for quite awhile, but eventually came back to hang with the strippers in the main area again. The stripper that gave him most of his lap dances was a complete Khloe look-a-like.” While Odom cavorted with the women, Khloe was home alone at the couple’s swanky condo at the Dallas W Victory Hotel & Residences. That night, she Tweeted: “Thunder in Dallas… And Lammy is in DC. I guess ill cuddle with leopard tonight awww my blankey ” Several strip-clubbers posted Tweets about Odom’s visit, too. @IamBentleyEvans wrote, “Oh oh Lamar Odom gon (sic) be at Stadium. Khloe can sleep well tonight. The girls r too pretty and not muscular enough for him.” Another person even Tweeted Khloe to forewarn her that her husband was apparently up to no good. @Dai_laSoul wrote, “Lamar Odom at stadium n dc ACTING BAD @KhloeKardashian.” [From Radar] Meh. They were just strippers, and it doesn't say that he went home with any of them! Can't a baller get a lap dance? DAMN BITCHES. Seriously, though, poor Khloe. Photos courtesy of Fame, WENN.

Brad Pitt went solo to the Critics Choice: where was Angelina Jolie? Posted: 13 Jan 2012 07:04 AM PST I was so looking forward to even more photos of Angelina Jolie at last night's Critics Choice Awards, but Angelina decided to dash my dreams. Brad Pitt went solo to the awards show – he was nominated for Best Actor, but he lost to George Clooney. It would have been nice for Angelina to come out to support her lover, but she didn't, so Brad had to sit at the sausage party table (the Moneyball table) all by his lonesome. He looked nice – I like white ties, and I don't mind his hair length, but I wish he had shaved. So why wasn't Angelina there? Some conspiracies: *Angelina just met Pres. Obama. She must have totally flown back to LA, only to pack her bags and announce to Brad that she leaving him to homewreck her way into the Obamas' marriage. *She was too busy doing that "live chat" thing. *Empress Z demanded that her mother stay at home and watch Dirty Dancing yet again. *Michael Fassbender (who also wasn't at the Critics Choice) unleashed his beast for La Jolie and proceeded to wreck her sweetshop, thus making her forget about Pres. Obama and Brad Pitt. And everything else. Nine months from now, Angelina will give birth to a big-lipped ginger baby and all will be right with the world. Sigh… I'm really hoping for the Fassbender option. WHERE WAS HE? I will only excuse his absence if he really was off somewhere, beasting the hell out of Angelina. But I guess I should settle for Brad right now. Sigh… I hope Brad wins ***something*** during this awards season. I'm going to be so disappointed if Clooney ends up with an endless stream of awards. Photos courtesy of WENN.

Vanessa Paradis is worried that Johnny Depp has fallen for Eva Green Posted: 13 Jan 2012 07:03 AM PST This week's tabloids are full of rumors and innuendo about Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis's relationship. These rumors have been swirling for about a month pretty consistently – first it was "Johnny Depp is having a mid-life crisis and Vanessa is pissed" and then it was "Johnny is miserable and Vanessa is holding on and Johnny is consulting lawyers." And now it's "Johnny is miserable, consulting lawyers and Vanessa is a Jealous Monster who won't let him bone Eva Green." First up, Star Magazine's story which is basically like last week's Radar story: Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis's world has been crumbling behind the scenes! "Johnny's been having relationship problems with Vanessa that have been brewing behind the scenes for a while," says a source close to Depp. "He started making phone calls to friends toward the end of last year, talking about how unhappy he's been with Vanessa and how he wants out of the relationship." Johnny Depp's longtime love is green with envy over his sexy young co-star in the upcoming horror movie Dark Shadows, sources say. Vanessa Paradis – who's had two children with Depp during their 14-year-romance – is seething over his onscreen chemistry with Eva Green, according to insiders. "They've always had a strange relationship, often spending weeks apart… now I think Johnny's absences are more serious. His friends think he's going through some sort of mini-midlife crisis." The source adds that Johnny is "really struggling to deal with the crucial problems between himself and Vanessa." One of the biggest problems is Vanessa's jealousy – "When you're one of the sexiest men in the world, attractive women are constantly throwing themselves at you – and Johnny can be a bit of a flirt when he's not home. That's driven Vanessa crazy in the past, and I'm sure it's just added to their troubled and helped push them to the brink." Meanwhile, "Johnny's been drinking more over his unhappiness with his and Vanessa's situation," says the source. "His behavior is starting to raise some red flags. He just doesn't seem to be handling this well at all, and it's heartbreaking." [From Star Magazine, print edition] Vanessa is jealous, you say? Let's see how she feels when Johnny starts taking breaks with Eva Green in his trailer! That's the way to mend a 14-year-relationship with the mother of your children, right Johnny? "Vanessa is afraid that Johnny has fallen head over heels for Eva," a close source told the Enquirer. "Like Vanessa, Eva is a French actress and model, and Vanessa senses that she's exactly Johnny's type. Friends have even remarked that Eva looks like a younger Vanessa. Johnny has brushed off Vanessa's fears, but it's caused so much tension that rumors are flying they're about to split up." Vanessa had originally lobbied for her younger sister Alysson to get the Dark Shadows role, but sources say "Johnny wanted Eva all along. He personally had her audition for Dark Shadows and they became close on the set. She spent lots of time in his trailer." "Vanessa's worst fear is that Johnny wants someone new in his life," added the source. "Even though it all seems to be in her head, it's making Johnny sick." [From The Enquirer, print edition] Look, none of this paints a very attractive portrait of Johnny Depp. He seems like he's knee-deep in some kind of mid-life crisis, or maybe he's just so insanely rich, he's completely lost perspective on everything. All I know is that it really does seem like he's spending more time drinkin' and sluttin' up the world than he spends with his family. For shame, Johnny. Photos courtesy of Pacific Coast News & WENN.

Critics Choice Fashion: Stacy Keibler & George Clooney, glamorous in Armani? Posted: 13 Jan 2012 05:30 AM PST George Clooney was anointed by Hollywood last night at the Critics Choice Awards. At least, that's how it went in George's mind. Look… one of my problems with George is that although he and I share many of the same political views, I'm usually turned off by his political and general smugness. I feel like his speech about Haiti – not to mention his acceptance speech – turned into a "Clooney Knows Best, Listen Up Women and Children, I'm Going To Tell You What You Should Think About Important Issues" lecture. Do I agree with what he says for the most part? Yep. I just find his attitude unbearable sometimes. Although…I did think it was sweet when George won and he went over to the Moneyball table and he and Brad Pitt kissed each other. Brad was really classy, and he gave George a standing ovation. Their bromance is sweet. Anyway…George was there with Oscar-Date Barbie, of course. This is one of the first red carpets where Stacy has worn her hair down. I'm surprised by how cute she looks with a blowout! She should wear it down more often, it really softens her. It makes her look younger too – perhaps too young, because it really does seem like George is showing off his daughter, right? Stacy's dress is Armani – Armani loves George, and Armani always ends up dressing George's girls. The fit of the dress is great, and I even like the little cowl neck, and the sparkly straps at the back. This is a solid look for Stacy, one of her best. Her makeup is even subdued! No drag queeny makeup for Oscar Date-Barbie. The camera kept cutting to George's table too, and Stacy always looked lively and happy. I saw her posing for photos with Viola Davis, which… I mean, Viola has better things to do. Stacy seems like an enthusiastic puppy, just happy to jump around and get attention. We’ll see, Stacy. We’ll see. Photos courtesy of WENN, Fame.

Chris Martin freaked out when Gwyneth wore jewelry given to her by Brad Pitt Posted: 13 Jan 2012 04:05 AM PST Chris Martin has been a touchy, twitchy, nervous bastard for years, especially when it comes to discussing his wife, Gwyneth Paltrow, or Gwyneth's most famous ex, Brad Pitt. Oddly (and hilariously), Chris never gets twitchy about Gwyneth's other famous ex, Ben Affleck. Chris might not even know Gwyneth dated Ben Affleck, truly. Anyway, in 2008, Chris spoke about his feelings towards Brad Pitt in a Rolling Stone interview, saying, "You've got to be hungry… If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?" Later that year, Chris punched an interviewer (and called the dude a C-U-Next-Tuesday) for mentioning Gwyneth's engagement to Brad. As of the past few years, Chris has managed to avoid conversations about Brad, although he still gets super-twitchy when asked about Gwyneth and his marriage in general. Which makes this story in the Enquirer oddly believable. I'm not saying it's the gospel or anything, just that I could see something like this happening and I could see Chris reacting this way: If you're succumbing to the sneaky suspicion that Gwyneth Paltrow's beautiful but dumb, ponder this: rocker hubby Chris Martin's eyes popped when he spotted an obviously pricey diamond bracelet on Gwyneth's wrist – and when he quizzed her, thick-as-a-brick-but-gorgeous Gwyn did what just about no other woman on earth would have done – admitted that long-ago lover Brad Pitt gifted her with the beautiful bauble during their engagement 15 years ago. Instantly, Chris jealously blew his stack as goofy Gwyneth abruptly emerged from her coma, promising to sell Pitt's piece and donate the dough to charity! [From The Enquirer, print edition] Do you think Gwyneth still has (and wears) gifts from her former lovers? I bet she still has a lot of that stuff (the really nice stuff, not the cheap peasant crap), and I could see her wearing it too. But here's a question: Chris and Gwyneth have been together for what? Nearly a decade? And Chris is just now noticing a piece of jewelry Gwyneth has had all of this time? That sounds reasonable too – he doesn't seem like the kind of guy who notices stuff like that. And maybe Gwyneth just wore the bracelet to piss off Chris. Because that's the way she rolls. Photos courtesy of WENN.

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